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Promise me you wont' do anything stupid today, son. Please? (imgur.com)

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[–]Oiz 569 points570 points ago

Every time I see this pic posted, Brazilians familiar with the area comment that this is a popular photo spot and there is a ledge just below him out of frame. So it's not quite as dangerous as it appears.

[–]random-compliments 298 points299 points ago

ヾ(´･ω･｀) I can help, friend! http://i.imgur.com/yjd47.jpg

[–]mista0sparkle 150 points151 points ago

that still looks pretty fucking dangerous.

[–]JayPetey 31 points32 points ago

That's because it's Rio. You can hang out on cliffs all day and you'll still probably get robbed and murdered before ever falling.

[–]thadood2 8 points9 points ago

Sometimes even as you're falling.

[–]eamantite 0 points1 point ago

Duran Duran. That's all.

[–]Jonny_Watts 34 points35 points ago

Still? Perspective

[–]lord_gif 82 points83 points ago

Still? Even more perspective

[–]Zigbaresteus 34 points35 points ago

This is the north part of the country. Rio is in the southeast.

[–]spundnix32 14 points15 points ago

Still? Even more, more perspective

[–]BulletBilll 20 points21 points ago

Even more perspective!!!

[–]oZEPPELINo 12 points13 points ago

Let do this, more perspective.

[–]Sixstringsmash 60 points61 points ago

I think I can start to see it now.

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    [–]TheYuri 8 points9 points ago

    This last one is wrong. It shows the Amazon region, Rio is off the shot to the Southeast.

    [–]desbaratto 2 points3 points ago

    That looks like a tired elephant

    [–]BulletBilll 1 point2 points ago

    If you fall your may get hurt, but the chances of death aren't as great as the original would seem to suggest.

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      [–]rockyrho 52 points53 points ago

      Your emoticon reminds me of denko guy.

      [–]random-compliments 145 points146 points ago

      ヾ(´･ω･｀) your glutes remind me of a thunderstorm.

      Gerrroowwwll.

      [–]Reesch 33 points34 points ago

      Thunderbuns.

      [–]R3allybored 8 points9 points ago

      Better than thunder thighs.

      [–]white_star_32 8 points9 points ago

      a storm is coming

      [–]hgeyer99 6 points7 points ago

      best american dad ever

      [–]A_Mouse_In_Da_House 5 points6 points ago

      Not as amazing as thunder cunt

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        [–]rockyrho 5 points6 points ago

        'Twas a storm indeed that saga...

        [–]flamingspinach_ 13 points14 points ago

        The emoticon (´・ω・｀) is common on 2ch (where denko guy was making his posts) and is known as ショボーン. It's usually used to depict a disappointed or downhearted emotion, or just the kind of personality that doesn't expect many good things of life.

        Nicopedia article

        Theme song

        [–]treepulse 6 points7 points ago

        Poor poor denko...

        [–]sundowntg 2 points3 points ago

        It looks like balls.

        [–]TheWalrusWizard 2 points3 points ago

        I fuckin hope that was real.

        [–]jackal1379 30 points31 points ago

        http://www.panoramio.com/photo/51615451

        [–]Dragday 43 points44 points ago

        IMGUR for the lazy

        [–]GDarkwolf 4 points5 points ago

        Now it doesn't look as dangerous, but I'd still don't want to fall from that thing, who knows - maybe you could starting rolling down the cliff. Although knowing Rio I'd probably end up in a favela.

        [–]AscentofDissent 7 points8 points ago

        That pic just screams "whacha thinkin bout?"

        [–]clark_ent 9 points10 points ago

        Still waay to far for me

        [–]nicoleisrad 65 points66 points ago

        Too many As, not enough Os.

        [–]StonedSoldier830 13 points14 points ago

        Too many niggas, not enough hoes, and some of you niggas acting like hoes.

        -Kendrick Lamar "The Spiteful Chant"

        [–]kennerly 12 points13 points ago

        It's actually a rock outcrop perched on a hill of soft grass. If you fell, you would fall about 3 feet into soft grass. There is no danger.

        [–]In_A_World_Where 5 points6 points ago

        Dude, he said too far

        [–]Hiazm 0 points1 point ago

        Wow, I haven't seen you around in a while.

        [–]HetfieldJ 0 points1 point ago

        Had I been there watching him, I would have peed my pants.

        [–]FancyHearingCake 0 points1 point ago

        Looks like Tony and Frank were getting crazy on the rock below...

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          [–]badseedjr 73 points74 points ago

          And another from the ground below. It's a trick!

          [–]josiahw 3 points4 points ago

          Is it just me or is a bunch climbing the rock?

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            [–]blackasssnake 49 points50 points ago

            even knowing this - it still made my testicles ascend an inch or two

            [–]funfungiguy 43 points44 points ago

            I only came here to see if someone else's testicles did what mine did. We have similar testicles, it appears. We should meet up and touch them together.

            [–]BobbyDuwitz 3 points4 points ago

            For me, my butthole clenches. I came here to see if anyone else's did the same. I think I'll be leaving now.

            [–]funfungiguy 13 points14 points ago

            We can meet up and touch buttholes if you want. It's not gay, because I'm a straight guy.

            [–]BobbyDuwitz 5 points6 points ago

            ))<>((

            [–]alsobewbs 1 point2 points ago

            Forever?

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              [–]StuporCollider 4 points5 points ago

              bing

              [–]ressMox 3 points4 points ago

              But...I have you tagged as "Pretends you're a chick"

              [–]funfungiguy 16 points17 points ago

              A long, long time ago there was a post where a guy was at supercuts and someone said a code word like "apple" or something and everyone freaked the fuck out. Do you remember this?

              I made a series of comments that took off and I raked in ass-loads of comment karma for the things I was saying... I was on fire. At some point a dude said "I love you, marry me", or something of the sort and I basically said that I was a dude but I would pretend to be a chick and we can get this party started.

              Is that maybe why you have me tagged as such? I don't remember what the fuck my wife made me for dinner last night, but I sure as hell recall every fucking thing that I ever read on this soul-sucking website.

              EDIT: No it appears that I said I'll pretend you are the chick...

              EDIT2: Are we gonna get this party started or what?

              [–]Ipeunipig 5 points6 points ago

              fuck my wife

              get this party started or what?

              I'm ready to party!!

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                [–]buddylincoln 1 point2 points ago

                Ah yes, "Testy-sense," the real life version of Spidey-sense. Because both tingle.

                [–]Gormae 7 points8 points ago

                Damn. I was just about to wiki Hover Bushes.

                [–]Newo92 6 points7 points ago

                Yeah, it's up on Pedra Da Gavea, honestly there are a lot more "dangerous" spots on this climb. All that said and done, local Brazilian climb up in fucking flip flops, and kids do the climb fairly often on weekends (added safety equipment on the rock faces).

                [–]Bi-la_kaifa 5 points6 points ago

                Still makes my butthole twitch.

                [–]Wind789 3 points4 points ago

                I want to go there just for that picture now.

                [–]gabetron0 0 points1 point ago

                microburst of wind pushes him off the side of the ledge - How far up is it anyways? You seem familiar with this.

                [–]P0uncer 3 points4 points ago

                AGGH-! GRAGH-! And....he died somehow.

                [–]ENTP 0 points1 point ago

                Ha, you can see a little grass from the ledge in the bottom left.

                [–]BADfrog17 1 point2 points ago

                there is. its not a far drop. im a brazilian familiar with the area.

                [–]SOMETHING_POTATO 1 point2 points ago

                I just assumed there was ground at the height where the photographer was standing.

                [–]tha_ape 0 points1 point ago

                I was thinking the same thing. Thank you for confirming.

                [–]Kuresov 0 points1 point ago

                Still... It made my palms sweaty.

                [–]BloodFeces 0 points1 point ago

                You can even see a bit of the grass under him in the original pic.

                [–]Alexboculon 0 points1 point ago

                I just go ahead and assume that context is missing from every amazing thing I see on Reddit. It's pretty obvious most times.

                [–]captainwalnut 0 points1 point ago

                ledge or no ledge, this photo gave me instant giblies

                [–]mthomaseddy 0 points1 point ago

                Whew. My palms were sweaty just looking at that one.

                [–]xrapture 0 points1 point ago

                "A ledge just below him out of frame"

                So like 10+ feet under him?

                yea... still braver than me.

                [–]CoffeeMan420 0 points1 point ago

                Thanks for clarifying. The first time I saw this pic, I almost shit my pants.

                [–]MrNameless 52 points53 points ago

                I don't remember the name off the top of my head, but it's actually a well known landmark. People do photo-ops like this all the time. The rock is actually only about 10 feet off the ground, but the way it's angled makes it appear deadly. So you appear like a daredevil with absolutely no danger.

                [–]03801 75 points76 points ago

                may as well repost this as well.

                Long live the king.

                [–]Max_Groinpunch 69 points70 points ago

                Fuck, that makes my palms sweat!

                [–]realitycheckk 41 points42 points ago

                knees weak, arms spaghetti

                [–]Ryt-__- 49 points50 points ago

                There's spaghetti on his spaghetti already

                [–]maradonavselvis 48 points49 points ago

                mom's spaghetti, he's nervous but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti

                [–]Quacksaidtheduck 33 points34 points ago

                to drop bombs, but he keeps on spaghett-ing WHAT HE WROTE DOWN

                [–]axloc 26 points27 points ago

                The whole crowd goes so loud, He opens his mouth, but the spaghetti won't come out, he's choking how

                [–]kelseyxiv 13 points14 points ago

                Everybody's joking now the spaghetti's run out, time's up over, bloah!

                [–]dixncox 5 points6 points ago

                That thread made me lose it. Upvotes for all

                [–]StupidlyClever 1 point2 points ago

                snap back to spaghetti

                [–]welchblvd 3 points4 points ago

                IT'S SPAGHETTI NOW!

                [–]fiveleven 4 points5 points ago

                FSMinem

                [–]dja0794 2 points3 points ago

                there's vomit on his sweater already?

                [–]TidalPotential 8 points9 points ago

                mom's spaghetti.

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                  [–]StuporCollider 47 points48 points ago

                  My balls just screamed in horror and clawed their way back into my abdomen.

                  [–]AscentofDissent 16 points17 points ago

                  and the August 1st Vividness award goes toooooo....

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                    [–]jeeebus 8 points9 points ago

                    The thing that bothers me the most is why the hell is that my body's natural reaction? What the fuck, brain.

                    Brain: "What's that? You're afraid of losing your grip and plummeting to your death? Don't worry bro I got you, here's some hand lube."

                    [–]smileymalaise 6 points7 points ago

                    Makes me squirm in my chair.

                    [–]FTLRalph 12 points13 points ago

                    Makes me say "pretty cool" and then move on.

                    [–]dfolez 3 points4 points ago

                    P cool

                    [–]tommy2fingers 1 point2 points ago

                    Makes me sperm in my hair.

                    [–]speculativereply 0 points1 point ago

                    It's funny how visceral the reaction is, even when you know that there's a ledge right beneath the guy. And, ya know, it's just a picture too.

                    [–]I_Pee_Sitting_Up -1 points0 points ago

                    Yeah, I broke out in a sweat as soon as I saw it. Much like the intro to MI2 and the tower scene in MI4.

                    [–]shoryukenist 0 points1 point ago

                    makes my balls hurt.

                    [–]MrBroly 0 points1 point ago

                    Ugh my hands and feet tingle.

                    [–]Cyssero 0 points1 point ago

                    My heart rate goes up 5 bpm for every second I stare at that picture.

                    [–]SimilarImage 323 points324 points ago

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                    [–]davekil 57 points58 points ago

                    Time to use the top rated comments on those and watch the karma roll in

                    [–]Drunken_Economist 30 points31 points ago

                    /u/CtrlC_plus_CtrlV got 20k in like five days doing that

                    [–]davekil 5 points6 points ago

                    Oh cool he made a post about it. Thanks

                    [–]hnrqoliv182 1 point2 points ago

                    What a boss

                    [–]OseanStratagy 2 points3 points ago

                    Every time I click on one of these "And not a single fuck was given" type posts its always something stupid.. but this.. this defines that phrase. Well done.

                    that one doesn't work does it..

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                      [–]rauz 4 points5 points ago

                      Not too far down...

                      [–]skraptastic 13 points14 points ago

                      The weekend before my daughters 16th birthday she was spending the night at a friends house. When I dropped her off I said "Don'd do anything stupid".

                      7:30 Sunday morning I receive a phone call from the police department saying I need to come talk to them about my daughter. Over night her and some friends decided to "get revenge" on another girl for steeling the friends boyfriend. The revenge was salting the girls mothers rose garden, TP'ing the house and filling all the locks on the car doors with gorrilla glue.

                      Among other punishments my daughter did not have a 16th birthday party, and her and her friends had to dig out the flower garden, place new soil, replace all the bushes and pay the locksmith to replace all the locks.

                      [–]antipaste 2 points3 points ago

                      You Sir, are doing it right.

                      [–]skraptastic 7 points8 points ago

                      The teenaged years with her were difficult. She moved out in an angry huff just before her 18th birthday. She is almost 23 now, and she is actually not unpleasant to be around. She has a job and is back in school. I figure in another year or two I'll enjoy being around her again.

                      [–]Araucaria 1 point2 points ago

                      I feel your pain. My stepdaughter is still paying off the consequences of her 16th birthday party 6 weeks ago. Fortunately our house had less damage than what you describe.

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                        [–]OFWGriff 9 points10 points ago

                        Fuck... Lionel Richie has a wild side

                        [–]Ty_Man 15 points16 points ago

                        I see Nani from Manchester United

                        [–]PolyphonicProstitute 18 points19 points ago

                        As someone with a phobia of heights - fuck.

                        [–]DeathByAssphyxiation 9 points10 points ago

                        Humm that's Rio de Janeiro. The beach on the background is São Conrado.

                        EDIT: This picture was taken somewhere on this mountain http://imgur.com/dWqK9

                        [–]Newo92 9 points10 points ago

                        It's Pedra da Gavea, it's fucking beautiful up there.

                        [–]tomarr 0 points1 point ago

                        is that shanty/slum housing in the background on the slope?

                        [–]avsa 2 points3 points ago

                        Favela da Rocinha, largest slum of Latin America if I'm not mistaken.

                        [–]green_flash 1 point2 points ago

                        Yes, it's the Favela Morro do Banco.

                        Lies right next to a splurge quarter with swimming pools in the backyard and a golf course.

                        But that's pretty common in Rio.

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                          [–]AllDesperadoStation 0 points1 point ago

                          It's actually Miami Beach.

                          [–]Wage-1 19 points20 points ago

                          Nani, get down from there Nani! You are a footballer Nani! Not a rock climber!

                          [–]hipsterdufus 6 points7 points ago

                          From the last time this was posted...

                          [–]SamGreenaway 1 point2 points ago

                          is that Chris Kamara?!

                          [–]communistchase 1 point2 points ago

                          Nani! Get down from there.

                          [–]micbas1 1 point2 points ago

                          This picture makes my palms become instantly drenched in sweat.

                          [–]DullDieHard 9 points10 points ago

                          Oh God, he's everywhere

                          [–]Quick_MSpaint 16 points17 points ago

                          http://i.imgur.com/TSZ7O.png

                          [–]random-compliments 12 points13 points ago

                          I believe in you.

                          [–]Quick_MSpaint 35 points36 points ago

                          http://i.imgur.com/zS4AM.png

                          [–]EupraxiaCM 0 points1 point ago

                          I miss /u/Shitty_watercolour :(

                          [–]Seth_Bader 0 points1 point ago

                          He's still here dude.

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                            [–]FranciscoEverywhere 0 points1 point ago

                            Where in Brazil is this?

                            [–]kleptophobiac 0 points1 point ago

                            Kinda looks like Nani, in which case that's tens of millions of pounds of stupid hanging over the edge, there.

                            [–]TomScotland 0 points1 point ago

                            Surprised the cliff didn't collapse from the weight of his balls.

                            [–]Renix 0 points1 point ago

                            I get scared just looking at this picture.

                            [–]wickbreslin 0 points1 point ago

                            This pic makes my balls tingle...I hate heights.

                            [–]madison2013 0 points1 point ago

                            Oh sweet mother of popsicles I can't look at it.

                            [–]Ehkz 0 points1 point ago

                            I came here expecting the top comment to be: "YOLO"

                            [–]bearandtherobot 0 points1 point ago

                            Sees this on reddit Oh, reddit will LOVE this!

                            [–]V1rtua1An0ma1y 0 points1 point ago

                            Thanks for the OC, OP: http://www.reddit.com/tb/p015e

                            [–]astazangasta 0 points1 point ago

                            My testicles are floating somewhere in my upper chest cavity right now.

                            [–]irradiated_monkey 0 points1 point ago

                            I was expecting to see a picture of Mitt

                            [–]dazwah 0 points1 point ago

                            Is that Nani?

                            [–]Stonna 0 points1 point ago

                            Stupid stupid stupid

                            [–]jennajennjenn 1 point2 points ago

                            then he died a horrible, horrible death

                            [–]m40ofmj 2 points3 points ago

                            the funniest thing about this is pretending like that guys actually knows who his father is.

                            because hes black.

                            [–]dimitarc 0 points1 point ago

                            Not /r/wtf worthy.

                            /r/adrenalineporn worthy for sure.

                            [–]free_beer 1 point2 points ago

                            Perspective 2, and perspective 3.

                            [–]ZeroGSpaceCow -1 points0 points ago

                            I saw a guy doing something similar at Glacier Point in Yosemite. Not quite that insane, but still pretty crazy.

                            [–]saranowitz -1 points0 points ago

                            you can see some grass from the ledge below him in the lower left corner of the photo. So leg-breaking dangerous, but not life-threateningly so.

                            [–]slipstream37 -1 points0 points ago

                            Hold on a moment, I need to take the flash off!

                            [–]rasst38 -1 points0 points ago

                            I still got a bit of vertigo looking at it.

                            [–]Team_America_ -1 points0 points ago

                            Even after seeing the rock from the other side I still get vertigo looking at the original picture.

                            [–]Trygle -1 points0 points ago

                            Finger strength baby...

                            It's all about the finger strength!

                            [–]pvtmichaeljcaboose -1 points0 points ago

                            But if he fell off that rock, he'd probably tumble down the slope and eventually off the cliff.

                            [–]mineofgod -1 points0 points ago

                            Aaaahhh, that gave me vertigo so badly. My only response was a silent, "Fuuuuuuck fuckfuckfuckfuck."

                            [–]swanbearpig -1 points0 points ago

                            Is that Rick Fox?

                            [–]Rekuja -1 points0 points ago

                            Camera angle, that's all it is.. there's crap below him that he can walk on btw.

                            [–]lostinsamaya -1 points0 points ago

                            But who was camera?

                            Also, Nani?

                            [–]Intr0vert -1 points0 points ago

                            Honestly I can look at gore pics all day but not shit like this. Makes my stomach drop.

                            [–]Mr_Antibody -1 points0 points ago

                            I call photoshop

                            [–]JoaoMesquita -1 points0 points ago

                            Brazilians always so creative.

                            [–]BarbSueRoberts -1 points0 points ago

                            2 upvotes on /r/funny 1200 upvotes on /r/WTF

                            [–]Hubba_Bubba -1 points0 points ago

                            Hey, that looks like Bob Nope hanging out on Mount Nope near the city of Nopesville. And taken with a Nope 305 digital camera, very nice.

                            [–]anonymousmouse2 -1 points0 points ago

                            The moment I saw this my palms started sweating and I had to close the tab.

                            I think I have a fear of heights.

                            [–]baowowow -1 points0 points ago

                            this gave me chills looking at it

                            [–]demonosic -1 points0 points ago

                            This makes my stomach physically upset.

                            [–]Sarcastictastic -1 points0 points ago

                            How did this make front page...again

                            [–]Naggers123 -1 points0 points ago

                            Someone should push him off so he learns his lesson

                            [–]nksdabomb -1 points0 points ago

                            As someone with Palmer hyperhydrosis, my hands immediately started sweating when I looked at this picture.

                            [–]MrCRPhillips -1 points0 points ago

                            Please.....I can do that no problem....Its easy!!....Just hold my beer for a minute.

                            [–]paranoidcow -1 points0 points ago

                            My palms are sweating just by looking at the picture...

                            [–]bettorworse -1 points0 points ago

                            But where is the guy who is taking the picture????

                            [–]risemymuffins -1 points0 points ago

                            anyone else's legs feel like jelly when looking at this?

                            [–]parkerjallen -1 points0 points ago

                            We can see the brush in the lower left corner.

                            [–]antraxx -1 points0 points ago

                            If you look closely in the lower left corner there is grass.

                            [–]RunsWithSporks -1 points0 points ago

                            Got sweaty palms looking at it.

                            [–]Beeht -1 points0 points ago

                            My favorite part is when I get to watch videos of people like him falling to their death. Yes. twiddles thumbs sensually That is my favorite part.

                            [–]pb-balla -1 points0 points ago

                            Holy crap! I know that guy... i dont really know what im trying to accomplish... cats

                            [–]MKSLAYER97 -1 points0 points ago

                            "Hey look! A nickel!"

                            [–]analogorithm -1 points0 points ago

                            At first I felt like it was obvious that this is a perspective shot, then I saw his shoes, and confirmed it.

                            [–]ianbudgep51 -1 points0 points ago

                            Hope a spider doesn't crawl on to his grip arm

                            [–]djpoeschl0614 -1 points0 points ago

                            Kinda looks photo shopped like he's putting an arm around a friend and tilted him

                            [–]apow -1 points0 points ago

                            photo background looks like Sao Conrado beach, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

                            [–]Paxjax -1 points0 points ago

                            Wow, it's like my entire being became NOPE for a second!

                            [–]dirtymoney -1 points0 points ago

                            Another fake height pic where it looks like a gigantic dropoff when it isnt.

                            [–]Tonytarium -1 points0 points ago

                            Most of his weight is coming from his balls.

                            [–]BustaMcThunderstick -1 points0 points ago

                            GET THE FUCK DOWN FROM THERE

                            [–]Bigger_Tuna -1 points0 points ago

                            I wish I could upvote this more than once, strictly for the caption

                            [–]dmn2e -1 points0 points ago

                            It still gives me chills

                            [–]Roomy -1 points0 points ago

                            I guess that's not the best time to act like you can't find the button and you don't know how his camera works.

                            [–]RogerMcRogerson 0 points1 point ago

                            I didn't know A-Rod was a rock climber.

                            [–]Rammberto 0 points1 point ago

                            Im suprised his cojones didn't weigh him down..

                            [–]OldCrankyBastard 0 points1 point ago

                            It's a trick. There's a female chinese wrestler with her thumb up his ass in case he slips.

                            [–]SchattenMann666 1 point2 points ago

                            That's pretty impressive. He should give himself a round of applause.

                            [–]likwidtek 0 points1 point ago

                            instant sweaty palms.

                            [–]erykthebat 0 points1 point ago

                            I just peed a little .

                            [–]-ogre- 0 points1 point ago

                            My asshole puckers just looking at that

                            [–]SedentaryLotus 0 points1 point ago

                            Nawp

                            [–]aazav 0 points1 point ago

                            won't*

                            [–]Kollontai 0 points1 point ago

                            Obvious photoshop is obvious

                            [–]celestialwolf 0 points1 point ago

                            And I taught Jenny how to dangle

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