this post was submitted on
1,325 points (54% like it)
7,543 up votes 6,218 down votes

WTF

subscribe1,812,968 readers

New Rules:

  • No screenshots (e.g. Facebook, Youtube)
  • No memes
  • No rage comics
  • No politics / posts with political implications - Includes Activism, Call for public outcry etc.
  • No re-hosted web comics
  • No begging for upvotes
  • No links to reddit
  • Personal information is not allowed and will be removed, repeat offenders banned
  • Links to facebook are not allowed
  • NSFW posts must be tagged or will be removed.
  • Gore and Porn are not by default WTF, consider posting the more extreme stuff to /r/spacedicks

All (& only) things that make you say WTF. The moderators of /r/WTF reserve the right to moderate posts for not being WTF and would be more appropriate in more relevant subreddits.


Thanks to licenseplate for the excellent logo & thanks to humansmartbomb for the previous logo


Please DO NOT post personal information

Such posts or comments will be removed and offenders may be banned. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


Shout Outs:

/r/weird

/r/creepy

/r/creepy_gif

/r/offbeat

/r/WTFart

/r/NSFW_WTF

/r/sfw_wtf

/r/BugWars

/r/awesome

/r/toosoon

New: /r/mildlyinteresting

New: /r/FanTheories

New: /r/tifu


Exceptions to the rules can be granted by the moderators; The moderators of /r/WTF reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

top 200 commentsshow 500

[–]GoodGuyChristopher 129 points130 points ago

"Punch your ticket? How about kick your face?"

[–]IDriveAVan 55 points56 points ago

"Ticket or kick it."

[–]bhaku 50 points51 points ago

"YOU RIKE DIS?"

[–]PaiMei 52 points53 points ago

Oh, racism. Guilt mingles with laughter.

[–]AL1nk2Th3Futur3 7 points8 points ago

Racism no. Stereotype yes.

[–]Shark_Lover1 38 points39 points ago

Road house

[–]Skynner123[!] 764 points765 points ago

i think the back story behind this is the man who gets kicked had been groping the woman in the video and the man who kicks in the video is her husband

[–]ExcuseMyFLATULENCE 1619 points1620 points ago

Nobody gropes my wife without buying a ticket.

[–]random-compliments 315 points316 points ago

coming to theaters november 2012

[–][deleted] 344 points345 points ago

Starring Liam Neeson

[–]random-compliments 267 points268 points ago

narrated by gilbert gottfried

[–]I_decide_up_or_down 174 points175 points ago

directed by Michael Bay

[–]CosmicEngender 378 points379 points ago

This went from interesting to unwatchable at lightspeed.

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 219 points220 points ago

Every movie is unwatchable at lightspeed.

[–]vnkid 182 points183 points ago

But aren't all movies being viewed at lightspeed?

[–]ZoidbergsGhost 97 points98 points ago

[–]bryguy894 21 points22 points ago

Don't talk back to Lordjew van cuntfuck!

[–]Reinmaker 6 points7 points ago

You won the internet for today.

[–]Battered_Saint 4 points5 points ago

Do they go plaid at Ludicrous Speed?

[–]Jaggle 242 points243 points ago

[–]cristalmighty 43 points44 points ago

You are truly the hero reddit needs.

[–]win_rawr 104 points105 points ago

sigh...but not the one it deserves

[–]Notme1234 12 points13 points ago

You know you're becoming a gun but when the first thing you realize is that the image is mirrored because the handgun disassembly parts are on the wrong side.

[–]danisreallycool 29 points30 points ago

But nothing! I had no idea I was becoming a gun!

[–]I_decide_up_or_down 10 points11 points ago

But it is produced by Steven Spielberg and James Cameron

[–]Rasnar 0 points1 point ago

But...think of all the awesome explosions!!

[–]mrcleatus 26 points27 points ago

Changes to final cut made by George Lucas.

[–]BenMcNeil 9 points10 points ago

With Morgan Freeman as the slacker best friend.

[–]DeepwaterJohn 10 points11 points ago

featuring small parts of Matthew Mcconaughey, who is going to over-exploit it as one of his best films

[–]L_R_J 7 points8 points ago

This is my biggest fear for movies.

[–]Lukkie 22 points23 points ago

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for a bus ride, I can tell you don't have a pass. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you get off at this stop now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kick you.

[–]Helenius 17 points18 points ago

I heard Liam Neeson has gotten in to comedy... and he's got aids.

[–]not_trappedinreddit 9 points10 points ago

"Ok now you're a green grocer." "I have aids."

[–]Cameronious 23 points24 points ago

  • and Nicholas cage

[–]Miffed_Milkman 6 points7 points ago

Why would you ruin a perfectly good movie

[–]misermiser 11 points12 points ago

He shoots his daughter, that's why

[–]Bromagnon 17 points18 points ago

Cage is not a bad actor

half his great films YOU haven't even seen reddit

[–]thedeejus 2 points3 points ago

He definitely is a solid actor at worst, I just find him immensely unlikable.

[–]FlappyTheNarwhal 6 points7 points ago

Ain't no one gropes Liam neeson's wife without a motherfuckin ticket.

[–]BatDubb 8 points9 points ago

Or a shovel.

[–]basec0m 7 points8 points ago

"Imagine a world..."

[–]gabetron0 13 points14 points ago

If anybody's gonna fuck my sister, it's gonna be ME!

[–]Switche 69 points70 points ago

[–]algo 35 points36 points ago

still no idea wtf is going on.

[–]JCorkill 178 points179 points ago

  • Woman begins calling him a pervert and says that was no accident. Tell the guy to watch where he's going.

  • Cameraman says he(the groper)'s a human too.

  • Woman keeps ranting on how that was no accident. Insults him by "You haven't seen a woman before?" Says we'll wait til the police arrive.(Bus is stopped) "Ridiculous, if you want to be perverted, don't do it here. You want to stare at my thighs now?!"

  • Guy tries to explain, woman yells at him, tells him to shut his mouth.

  • (If anyone wants to know about the TV on the bus, it's mostly for advertisement.)

  • Cops and the kicker arrive. Woman says "...put you hands away." Guy gets kicked, people intervene cause that was a pretty violent kick. People saying "calm down, don't start this here".

  • The kicker yells "COPS"(or something of that nature) The intervening guy(bus driver) says "wait, listen"

  • Groper gets up, proceeds to get yelled at and threatened to get beaten.

  • Cameraman says "You can't be sorry for this kind of situation...Dude, you're blocking the way"

  • "Cops are finally here" says the woman. Calls the groper a dog(insult) and groper begs for forgiveness.(See his hand gestures) "You're the worst kind a man" - last statement by the woman

[–]Schmutzli 23 points24 points ago

jeez, the uniformed man saw even less than we did about the event and he is willing to boot that guy in the face like that?

I wonder of he was hoping it would get him a date?

[–]pandapeeker 37 points38 points ago

Yep. Cantonese speaker here and that's exactly what I got out of this. From my personal experience you should never mess with Asian women on a bus because they can get really loud.

[–]ggbrown 38 points39 points ago

My wife never understands how I spend so much time on Reddit, but doesn't get that the Reddit community is like a live & proactive Google.

Thank you and JCorkill for explaining this.

The gold of Reddit is in the comments.

[–]z0han 12 points13 points ago

All I know is that I'm far more prepared to handle unrealistic situations should they present themselves to me in my future than if I didn't have a reddit.

[–]Dabuscus214 4 points5 points ago

If there was hope, it must lie in the comments

[–]HexAddict 3 points4 points ago

From my personal experience you should never mess with Asian women on a bus because they can get really loud.

But isn't under reported cases of groping an issue in Japan?

[–]JCorkill 6 points7 points ago

This is SouthEast China and groping is not an ongoing issue because citizens act very unkindly to small criminals.

[–]JCorkill 2 points3 points ago

Nor on the MTR. Nor anywhere in general.

[–]DracoExpolire 1 point2 points ago

Not in Japan. All high school girls never report them being groped. Some of them enjoy it secretly. Most of them hate it, but are too shy/scared/lazy to report to the police.

Source: I live in Japan and talked with many school girls and ladies who experienced it when they were school girls.

[–]machinesmith 9 points10 points ago

My God! This is what's considered Groping?? I'm PRETTY sure that was accidental - or if it was intentional then a failed attempt. This is an honest question, did this woman reaction occur because she was dressed in an uncommon way and thus was aware (and maybe fed up) by leers?

edit: Additional question, As someone from the East, Would this woman be considered a prostitute? Sorry if I'm assuming you're in China/Chinese, disregard if I assumed wrong and to anyone offended by the question I'll gladly explain (it's wordy).

[–]JCorkill 6 points7 points ago

  • Perverts are really disliked/shunned in this society so stuff like this gets an overreaction.There are plenty of girl who wear skimpy outfits in the US, the same applies here.

  • She's assumed to be a person who goes to clubs at night and does all the jazz that's related to nighttime partying. These type of people are usually bitchy/whiny.

[–]Danta1st 4 points5 points ago

From what i could see in the video it actually looks like an accident... It does definitely not look like he's groping her. And from that translation it pretty much sounds like that woman was one seriously uptight *****. Regarding the camera man, he's just trolling.

Actually i'm starting to feel sorry for this guy now...

[–]ak_ 18 points19 points ago

I'm actually more confused now.

[–]petriomelony 13 points14 points ago

Hrm, it's hard to hear, and I kind of just skipped around the video a bit, but the girl seems to be going on about how he touched her thigh or something, and I think he was trying to say he just walked by and grazed it, but then I have no idea why the bus stops and the officer/soldier person gets on and ... yeah. Weird shit.

[–]Engineer3227 15 points16 points ago

The officer/soldier seems like a complete dick. He wasn't even there to see what happened. He believed the girl for no reason other than to be apparently be a white knight and then he fucking kicked the guy in the face which was completely unnecessary force.

It looks like everyone except for the girl and the dick officer/soldier is trying to defend the guy who "apparently" touched her thigh.

[–]FistyFistFist 19 points20 points ago

not sure why I put my headphones on to listen to this thinking Id be able to know what was being said...

[–]whubbard 5 points6 points ago

Yeah - Skynner123's "backstory" is bullshit.

[–]Engineer3227 2 points3 points ago

Complete bullshit. It doesn't match up to anything in the full video.

[–]trippynumbers 15 points16 points ago

The kicker looks like he's in military fatigues, I thought he might have been the bus driver or something.

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–]trippynumbers 3 points4 points ago

I don't think I get what you're going for...

[–]Maestor 17 points18 points ago

Her "husband" is wearing Chinese military uniform. You will see these guys all over in China. The kid probably misbehaved.

[–]TheMediumPanda 28 points29 points ago

Yeah, and they can be the bastards they want to be since no one is allowed to stop, question or detain them. Also, they drive cars with special white plates that not even the highest ranking police are allowed to stop or issue tickets to, so it's not hard to imagine that they are the worst, most dangerous and most irresponsible drivers in China. Even worse than taxi drivers.

[–]chenyu768 8 points9 points ago

the plates actually depends on the rank of the military personnel.

[–]RawrXD 3 points4 points ago

Reason #51 not to go to China.

[–]Theropissed 24 points25 points ago

I'm ok with this.

[–]kinnu 35 points36 points ago

Fuck that. The guy was an asshole but a kick in the head can cause serious permanent injury, worst case death. You don't always just shake it off like in the movies.

[–]gradivus22 5 points6 points ago

My favorite is where you hit someone in the back of the head to knock them out, in real life hitting someone so hard in the head they lose conciseness for hours probably means they are dead.

Stroker and Hoop had a classic scene demonstrating this. Canceled before its time.

[–]SwoleLegs 21 points22 points ago

Exactly. It was especially bad as the man was clearly not threatening at all. A cowardly attack, which could've killed.

[–]step1 3 points4 points ago

Sucker kicked basically. The dude was not threatening in the slightest and the officer walks in and instantly creams him with a kick to the face. Pretty shitty move.

[–]jon_titor 2 points3 points ago

Right? Even if the guy was a perverted piece of shit who copped a feel off that lady, that kick seemed extreme.

[–]dropcode 1 point2 points ago

really, you're okay with trained militia violently suckering a seated person? You have no idea what happened here and neither does the coward who kicked him. You're as much of an ignorant douchewad as the soldier.

[–]Theropissed 0 points1 point ago

According to the information associated with this, the guy in the seat was groping the woman. Sexual assault is traumatizing to some people, and enraging to others.

Now did the kicker do wrong? Yeah he assaulted the guy. However I probably would have done the same thing to the guy who just groped my sister/girlfriend/daughter

[–]dropcode 3 points4 points ago

the woman claimed he was groping her, nobodies heard his side, and the fact that most of the people on the bus were coming to his defense speaks volumes. Regardless, there's no knowing what happened for us and there's less knowing what happened for the dude in uniform.

[–]nottodayfolks 2 points3 points ago

"get off my bus"

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–]someguy945 38 points39 points ago

So he didn't have a ticket?

[–]ToastmahGhost 10 points11 points ago

gives the term "ticket to ride" a whole new meaning.

[–]MickiFreeIsNotAGirl 5 points6 points ago

Unfortunately for him, she wasn't a day stripper.

[–]yewvee 2 points3 points ago

why don't they do it in the road?

[–]Skynner123[!] 44 points45 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWPYgim0akw if you look at the video it looks nothing like what you described

[–]recipefordisaster 243 points244 points ago

Theyre speaking cantonese.

Man sitting down touched up/groped the woman's legs. Woman is angry. Man denies allegations. The bus is stopped as the woman has called the police. Army man comes in and says something like "Is it you that's been causing trouble?" and kicks the guy in the face. Woman and passengers tell the army guy they've already called the police. Mr Gropey begs for forgiveness near end.

edit *army guy probably police.

[–]Normal_Man 4 points5 points ago

Good ears. I could barely make out much of what they were saying.

[–]kuranuk 14 points15 points ago

Also, Guangzhou is in China, not Thailand. China's not exactly big on public prostitution.

[–]CardboardHeatshield 4 points5 points ago

I spent some time in Dongguan, which is close to Guangzhou, and is the prostitution capital of China. It is illegal, but the police there turn a blind eye. I have never heard of this bang-bus type scenario that they are speaking of, though.

[–]thelastpuf 2 points3 points ago

They might not girls working corners but i never found hard to spot the whore houses.I lived there 18 months in a few different places, and i saw whore houses every where. We had 3 that i know of a block away from the high school i worked.I knew alot of cops and local politicians(the mayor was a figure head at our school)and they were always trying to offer pros when we go out for the night.Hell i had a school pay for one for me so i would sign a contract to them.They didn't understand i didn't sleep with hookers.

[–]OpenShut 2 points3 points ago

In Guangzhou there is tons of prostitution.

[–]scoobertron 2 points3 points ago

I remember that when I lived in China, getting a haircut was very stressful. You were never sure if you were in a hairdressers, or a 'hairdressers'.

[–]rtea038 2 points3 points ago

Somehow I got from that video to watching soldiers returning from deployment for a good 30 min....

Oh youtube....

[–]waker7281 15 points16 points ago

There is no way this is true. Proof? I googled around forever and found nothing.

[–]TheDarkHiggins 2 points3 points ago

Haha, me and my mates went there for Holiday 3 Summers ago, we hopped on a tour bus that happened to be one and actually watched a woman perform on some timid fellow. Sad to say though, we were charged a small fee for just being in the audience.

[–]DownvoterAccount 6 points7 points ago

This is in China, though. The uniform the kicker is wearing looks like he is in the military or police (I'm not sure if the police wear green though, they usually have blue uniforms). The video Skynner123 posted said this was in Guangzhou.

Also prostitution is illegal in China, and that bus looks like a common, ordinary, public transit bus.

I don't think anyone in China is dumb and rich enough to put up a "fun bus" like that in a large city like Guangzhou.

Also Thailand is like the Mexico of Asia. The thing you said is nothing at all like what the video is showing.

[–]TheMediumPanda 4 points5 points ago

I'm sure it's a PLA uniform, and no, I've never seen any branch of the regular police wear green.

[–]TheMediumPanda 0 points1 point ago

I'm sure it's a PLA uniform, and no, I've never seen any branch of the regular police wear green.

[–]RebelTactics 2 points3 points ago

That is the back story. He fondled her and when the bus stopped the lady called a Policeman who happened to be outside. I forget the source but the police in this particular region are known for brutality and this one didn't waste anytime asking questions later.

[–]walkinthecow 277 points278 points ago

That guy did not even begin the process of considering a way in which he could possibly begin to at least partially block any of that kick.

[–]Redditsays 329 points330 points ago

That was awkward to read...seems like theres a bit too many words stuck in that one sentence you have just produced.

[–]invalidx 133 points134 points ago

It's like he knew what he wanted to say but had no idea how to get there so he kept sticking words together in a way that could possibly get his point across eventually, which it did in the end it just took an awkwardly long time to say that the guy didn't block the kick in any way.

[–]worksafeScotty 38 points39 points ago

Story of my life.

[–]dantepicante 5 points6 points ago

tsdr

[–]Major_Colvin 20 points21 points ago

I liked it. It had a kind of undulating, slumberous, rambling, ponderous, indolent, self-possessing spirit to it for which the English language can often be so audaciously accommodating and without which I couldn't ever imagine truly enjoying the language anymore than I could compare enjoying a list of ingredients with savouring the finely cooked meal it makes.

[–]cheapwowgold4u 10 points11 points ago

Mmm... slumberous.

[–]liberalis 2 points3 points ago

His day job is writing 500 word essays about nothing.

[–]subdep 10 points11 points ago

I don't believe you read the sentence in such a way as to arrive even modestly to a point in which you could begin to comprehend that the sentence structure might have been mostly designed to deliver the joke.

[–]chrom_ed 2 points3 points ago

God I hate endurance sports.

[–]st8machine 22 points23 points ago

I think that was the intended humor of it.

[–]HarlequinNight 4 points5 points ago

indubitably!

[–]Stratocaster89 12 points13 points ago

Or in fewer words. He didnt see it coming.

[–]porkchameleon 2 points3 points ago

Drunk.

[–]walkinthecow 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, prolly so.

[–]Interwhat 12 points13 points ago

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[–]i_am_shazzb0t 0 points1 point ago

Came here for this.

[–]Riceater 2 points3 points ago

I did not even begin the process of being able to find a way in which I could possibly begin to at least partially understand any of what you just said..

[–]myvo 6 points7 points ago

That kicker did not even begin the process of considering a way in which he could possibly begin to at least partially give a fuck.

[–]scotch_dick 9 points10 points ago

Now which one of y'all kicked me?

[–]deleteduser 21 points22 points ago

This is the Chinese version of Punk'd, but instead of pranking celebrates they kick them in the face. The guy who gets on the bus is the host of the show.

[–]RayMcKegney 6 points7 points ago

To be followed by "Ow my balls!"

[–]SgtQuack 43 points44 points ago

The "husband" is dressed strikingly similar to a police officer.

[–]blooregard325i 16 points17 points ago

He's PLA, Chinese Army.

[–]SgtQuack 2 points3 points ago

Yeah I was actually going to type "military" but regardless; still the authorities I suppose.

[–]ElKaBongX 23 points24 points ago

Or bus driver

[–]SgtQuack 18 points19 points ago

The bus driver is already sitting down.

[–]imApokey 30 points31 points ago

I don't always kick Asian bus riders in the face, but when I do, my shoes are fucking shined.

[–]hrabib 12 points13 points ago

I was expecting Indiana Jones. Disappointed.

[–]lilshawn 67 points68 points ago

you real funny guy. You like squeeze girlfriend bum bum guy? KERPOW ya you real funny now guy!

[–]trevorvalentine 45 points46 points ago

Docta Jones!

[–]WackyGuy 13 points14 points ago

[–]CWeebs 9 points10 points ago

Hug? Hug? kick

[–]Ron_Mahogany 56 points57 points ago

Don't want to be kicked in the face? Don't touch women without their permission.

[–]comradesean 118 points119 points ago

We also support kicking women in the face when they touch men without permission as well.

mmmm equality

[–]mambypambyland 17 points18 points ago

Have fun with your infinity in jail for speaking out against the feminist movement!

[–]newredditorcard 4 points5 points ago

Ah, the inevitable forced /r/mensrights allusion.

[–]comradesean 8 points9 points ago

I disagree with you for the simple fact that I see people disagreeing with me and I can only assume they disagree with me because they agree with the original post. Therefore, I believe you're wrong in saying it's forced since people actually do feel kicking people with enough force to handicap them is adequate according to the upvotes in the first post, but they believe this is only acceptable if they are male gendered according to the downvotes to my post. But hey, that's just like my opinion.

[–]ffilps 0 points1 point ago

i'm glad there still are so many intelligent people like you around, comradesean (no irony, i mean it!). sometimes, when reading comments like the one from Ron_Mahagony, i get the feeling the world is full of stupid retards.

[–]sultanblender 0 points1 point ago

*waits patiently for SRS to storm with their butthurt brigade

[–]Dhuske 31 points32 points ago

Kick in the face isn't called for even if he did touch someone. I mean that's not how rectification works. The kick displayed here could even be lethal.

It could be called for as a preventive measure, though, but that's another topic.

[–]Ron_Mahogany 13 points14 points ago

Looks like it wasn't acceptable as that passenger in the white shirt stands up to do something about it.

[–]thosethatwere 17 points18 points ago

When does he touch her? I never saw it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWPYgim0akw

[–]Ron_Mahogany 2 points3 points ago

Ah... well then that kick was uncalled for.. maybe that woman is a complete asshole and buddy was just calling her out.

[–]Engineer3227 5 points6 points ago

Looks like everyone except the woman and the military guy are trying to defend the guy who apparently touched her.

Others are saying from translation that he is saying something like his hand accidentally touched her as he walked by.

The military guy seems like a fucking ass hole. He had no context to the situation as he wasn't even on the bus when it happened.

[–]Ron_Mahogany 1 point2 points ago

Yeah.. looks like she's a crazy bitch dating a crazy asshole she has on speed dial and buddy was in the wrong bus at the wrong time of her month.

[–]thesicklamster 4 points5 points ago

The video started after he touched her. I believe he groped her thigh and then she called him a pervert.

[–]FictionZeroZeroOne 7 points8 points ago

You're stating that as fact, but there is no evidence that it actually happened. All we have is an accusation and a confrontation - and that doesn't necessarily warrant a kick to the face. From what I gathered, no one else on the bus seems to be testifying that he groped her; for all we know, it could have been an accident.

[–]naobatt 3 points4 points ago

We're not really a court we're just reddit, I'm just watching a video of a guy getting kicked in the face.

[–]shomer_fuckn_shabbos 16 points17 points ago

Obviously, don't accost women - this goes without saying. However, a shod foot strike to the face is a bit of an extreme reaction.

[–]nirvana1103 1 point2 points ago

He though no means yes.

[–]Penny_is_a_Bitch 14 points15 points ago

Sometimes they just don't realize that they want it        

/troll

[–]jobotslash 7 points8 points ago

Leonard is that you?

[–]ramp_tram 1 point2 points ago

It is never acceptable to assault another person. Period.

[–]adambh 3 points4 points ago

Kick, punch, it's all in the mind!

[–]RASTAPANDAFISH 3 points4 points ago

THIS IS A BUS SEAT

[–]aengelpxl 2 points3 points ago

This kills the passenger.

[–]sweetpineapple 2 points3 points ago

Video Source?

[–]fakeassposer 1 point2 points ago

People get killed this way.

[–]FoxHoundUnit89 0 points1 point ago

I think the backstory is that this is fucking old as fuck.

[–]el___diablo 2 points3 points ago

Bitch better have my money !

[–]Lefty07 2 points3 points ago

is he in uniform?

[–]Groulxsome -1 points0 points ago

"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face — forever" (Orwell, 1984)... you know, in .gif format, it's not so bad.

[–]099873 2 points3 points ago

I watched that guy get kicked n the face at least 27 times

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

For those who don't know, this is actually a standard greeting in many Asian countries.

[–]WhenSomebodyRocks12 4 points5 points ago

Passenger: This is a train. Conducter:No. THIS IS SPARTA!

[–]Lazy_as_Shit 2 points3 points ago

Falcon kick!

[–]mailboxtom 3 points4 points ago

Goddammit Mr.Noodle!

[–]theENTofDAZE 5 points6 points ago

THIS. IS. SAIGON.

[–]backf4t 3 points4 points ago

I got a kick out of this

[–]omnithrope 1 point2 points ago

Source: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c7b_1246949232

"Crazy Asian Woman gets her Husband to Deliver a Brutal Kick to the Face KO"

This has been posted over and over and over...

[–]irving47 1 point2 points ago

Never start with the head! The victim gets all fuzzy and can't feel the next...

[–]XXXtreme -1 points0 points ago

What he is wearing is a police uniform in China, so he can kick anyone he wants. Sad I know

[–]pddro 2 points3 points ago

Anderson Silva would be proud of that kick. Remember this front kick?

[–]MackDeeZee -1 points0 points ago

Looks like that hurt the back of the neck.

[–]johnny420black -1 points0 points ago

OP your name is oozing with win!

[–]RonaldFuckingPaul -1 points0 points ago

No Ticket For You!

[–]snowbucket 0 points1 point ago

I thought I was going to see Indiana jones throw a nazi out a zeppelin

[–]mcqueeb 1 point2 points ago

Boom!

[–]sqintin -1 points0 points ago

Only in china do you get a full front kick to the face on a bus from a military official for that shit.

[–]jay_sugman 1 point2 points ago

It looks like that isn't the first time he kicked someone in the face.

[–]DirtyMonday 1 point2 points ago

My first time in Europe I was crossing the border on a train going into Germany and my brother and I saw the armed guard and took out literally every piece of paper I had on me. Frightening, but the guy didn't even look at our IDs and just laughed, saying something about Americans under his breath.

Some guy in our cabin (car?) didn't have any papers and apparently didn't speak any of the 5 or so languages the guard spoke in and the guard said, (in English with a think German accent, I'm guessing for our entertainment) "You can't enter Germany with no Papers" and showed him the door. The guy had my spidey sense tingling with the odd way he was staring at people so I was relieved

[–]bunzablaze1990 1 point2 points ago

A man gets on bus A man gets kicked in the face His face rearry hurts

[–]Kaiowas 0 points1 point ago

Puta rebounce.

[–]ThisGuyOhYea -1 points0 points ago

I think that its hilarious that whenever you see an Asian using violence it always is some variation of a kick! Goofy bastards!

[–]Twoflappylips 0 points1 point ago

Excellent rebound!

[–]killahkazi -1 points0 points ago

[–]Cosmic-Fox 1 point2 points ago

Guy got the taste kicked out of his mouth

[–]Tenacious_Dim 0 points1 point ago

No laundry.

[–]MasterRiven 0 points1 point ago

This for some reason reminds me of a scene in Indiana Jones (Last Crusade) where Indy tosses the guy out of the zeppelin

[–]G0D-0F-CHA0S 0 points1 point ago

That bitch smiled when he kicked that dude!

[–]iliketopartywg 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me or does it look like the girlfriend/wife is laughing after her boyfriend/husband kicks the guy in the face?

[–]adamdidit2u 0 points1 point ago

falcon kick!

[–]99thRedBalloon 1 point2 points ago

Welcome to Stagecoach Manchester

[–]ScootPosts 0 points1 point ago

Source?

[–]CrackHeadRodeo 0 points1 point ago

Asian Knight!

[–]JCorkill 1 point2 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/xi2kq/no_ticket_gif/c5mlkpy?context=1

For anyone wanting a video and my halfassed translation.

[–]wzrd23 0 points1 point ago

I was fully expecting an Indiana Jones scene