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[–]sneekywan 145 points146 points ago

Sometimes ya got to squeeze.......

[–]nateisgreat999 80 points81 points ago

Sometimes you gotta say please...

[–]sneekywan 74 points75 points ago

Sometimes ya gotta say, hey...

[–]kitty_leap 78 points79 points ago

I'm gonna fuck you...

[–]sneekywan 69 points70 points ago

softly....

[–]mikupgirl 68 points69 points ago

I'm gonna screw you gently...

[–]sneekywan 64 points65 points ago

I'm gonna hump you , sweetly...

[–]React420 61 points62 points ago

I'm gonna ball you, DISCREETLY-A...

[–]Tzakoh 53 points54 points ago

And then you say hey I brought you flowers...

[–]Xqwz[!] 56 points57 points ago

And then you say wait a minute sally

[–]MC-Master-Bedroom 55 points56 points ago

Please add a "honk, honk" sound effect.

Then I will be able to die happy.

[–]markymark89 13 points14 points ago

the last frame on this gif had me rollin, so wrong and yet so funny

[–]unsweatened 22 points23 points ago

Was not expecting this to be a gif at all

[–]JohnAbruzzi 0 points1 point ago

Timing was perfect.

[–]Tan7 54 points55 points ago

It's like a bag of sand

[–]ValiantTurtle19 2 points3 points ago

Nice try, 40 year-old virgin.

[–]Irrelevant-Statement 1 point2 points ago

Finally, I reference I understand!

[–][deleted] 95 points96 points ago

I am very glad I clicked this.

[–]HyperionsChaos 12 points13 points ago

Oh man, this was a great start to my unavoidable long work day.

[–]HetfieldJ 2 points3 points ago

Can you mail me the HD version please.

[–]jyetie 25 points26 points ago

Lysa Arryn?

[–]This_was_hard_to_do 7 points8 points ago

and little sickly Robert: "I want to see the little man fly!"

[–]condoge 4 points5 points ago

Lisa Ann?

[–]thegreatwhitemenace 1 point2 points ago

Oh Sweet Robin

[–]donttouchmyfeet 0 points1 point ago

Man, I hate her and her whiny bitch son.

[–]theriverrat 23 points24 points ago

In the early renaissance, painting and sculpture become more humanized, less stiff and formal, and showing Jesus nursing was one way that artists made the subjects more human. There was also a subtext, encouraging wealthy women to nurse their own babies rather than hiring a wet nurse. "If it was good enough for Mary....."

[–]mhfc 6 points7 points ago

There's also a whole subtext about the Nursing Mary ("Virgo Lactans")...without bogging everyone down with too much iconographic analysis, images of Mary nursing the Infant Christ often predominantly showed the breast, towards the direction of the viewer. The viewer then could imagine him/herself also being nurtured by the milk of the Virgin (there's all sorts of contemporary texts that expound on Mary's milk as a substance to "feed" one's soul). The period during late Middle Ages/early Renaissance focused on the Virgin as a kind, loving, tender and nurturing intercessor on behalf of mankind; this iconographic motif was one way that this "nurturing" aspect of the Virgin was manifested.

[–]rabbischmooleyishot 3 points4 points ago

Thanks for sharing. I just posted below that when I was in Peru I bought one of these paintings that I had personally dubbed 'The Lactating Virgin Mary' ... HA! without knowing that they are referred to as the Virgo Lactans. I frankly loved it because it was mildly tacky and something unusual. Yes mine has the little milk droplets. I have it framed and up on my wall and can admire from my sofa. But I love it for its uniqueness!

[–]fharion 2 points3 points ago

I want to say with more than an upvote that this is my favorite thing about Reddit. I love stumbling onto learning like this.

[–]Notyourfaja 43 points44 points ago

I was listening to Kids by MGMT when the GIF opened and the beat synched perfectly.

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points ago

Control yourself, take only what you need from tit

[–]kinss 84 points85 points ago

Thanks for not posting this to /r/atheism.

[–]gummyvitamins 12 points13 points ago

[–]E-Squid 0 points1 point ago

I love this so much. I discovered it a few months back and wished I had bookmarked it before I moved on.

[–]wtfblue 31 points32 points ago

Why the hell is her boob so flat?

[–]animevamp727 29 points30 points ago

the time period... one women were getting married as young girls, around the age of 13 or 15 really and 2 they most likely didnt use a model.

[–]stompythebeast 7 points8 points ago

Didn't they use boys or models? IIRC it's why women in some classical paintings have manly backs and torsos.

[–]animevamp727 12 points13 points ago

they did during the high renaissance i know, not so much before then. this piece because of the amount of gold leaf used, the child like christ, the shading and on her dress but not the outer layer and the overlapping figures makes me think this was a transitional piece into the early renaissance and away from the byzantine era....but im not directly familiar with this painting so i could be entirely wrong on that...(rococo also used alot of gold leaf but not on paintings)

[–]Drawtaru -5 points-4 points ago

Yeah but she was supposed to be a young virgin girl. I don't know if you've ever seen young virgin girls' breasts, but even in women who don't wear bras, young women have very perky breasts. That image just makes no sense at all.

[–]animevamp727 15 points16 points ago

um. i am a girl so i have been a young virgin girl... breasts can be rather weird shapes when they first appear...

[–]Drawtaru 8 points9 points ago

Well mine appeared already gigantic, but I meant that THAT IMAGE makes no sense, meaning one of her breasts looks normal and the other looks like flattened bread dough.

[–]animevamp727 0 points1 point ago

oh, yeah i didnt even look at the other one...i was to transfixed with devil jesus...yeah- i have no explanation.

[–]gypsywhisperer 3 points4 points ago

I'm a young virgin girl and my breasts weren't perky. Mary was said to be 14 when she had Jesus. That could be part of it.

[–]cualcrees 3 points4 points ago

'cause sweet baby lord Jesus keeps squeezing them!

[–]mhfc 3 points4 points ago

If you're going to complain about flat boobs....I present you Jean Fouquet's take on über-round (and out-of-place) boobs: http://www.artbible.info/art/large/601.html

[–]meeohmi 0 points1 point ago

C'mon.. seriously? Breasts frequently look "floppy" after breastfeeding babies, especially multiple babies.

[–]donkeylipswhenshaven 2 points3 points ago

well, my day isn't going to get any better than this

[–]corazo909 5 points6 points ago

What kid wouldn't want a pizza pocket?

[–]valiyum 2 points3 points ago

MOTHER OF GOD

[–]HymenAnnihilator 24 points25 points ago

My initial reaction: http://i.imgur.com/S9Am5.gif

My subsequent reaction: http://i.imgur.com/RIAoE.gif

[–]MONDARIZ 45 points46 points ago

Is she the one that killed her child?

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

Is that the woman who everyone still assumes killed her child because of media hacks like Nancy Grace, despite being declared not guilty?

Yup

[–]sociomaladaptivist 7 points8 points ago

This guy knows his shit

[–]lolita_the_craisin 1 point2 points ago

Technically, the jury believed she was guilty too. They acquitted her because there was not enough evidence to convict her.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

And that's exactly why we shouldn't assume she's guilty.

[–]mallybear69 0 points1 point ago

There wasn't enough evidence against O.J. either.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

And, for the sake of argument, what evidence do you have that he was guilty?

[–]mallybear69 0 points1 point ago

I mean he did kinda write a book about how he would have murdered them.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Has Casey Anthony done anything nearly as self-incriminating as that?

[–]mallybear69 -1 points0 points ago

Does she have to? Our judicial system does everything in its power to protect criminals from being unjustly charged. Unfortunately this also means far too many criminals get off scot-free.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

You really don't think she is a murderer? Look her her laughing too. Is that not a dead give away?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

That's a pretty intense accusation for such a minor action.

[–]HymenAnnihilator 21 points22 points ago

Yup

[–]C8H10N4O2Rush 20 points21 points ago

Shes crazy hot !

[–]Pwoshi 69 points70 points ago

The best part is that if you get her pregnant, you only have to deal with the child for like 3 years, tops.

[–]cassidymccormick 13 points14 points ago

I'm definitely going to hell for the amount of time I just spent laughing at that.

[–]Smartio 1 point2 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]el___diablo 1 point2 points ago

I definately would. But, I'd feel like a male preying mantis while doing it.

[–]TheFlamingGit 1 point2 points ago

Crazy is the defining word in your statement.

[–]dkpowa16 -1 points0 points ago

Story please?

[–]CarolineTurpentine 11 points12 points ago

Casey Anthony

[–]tq92 12 points13 points ago

Nice story.

[–]dkpowa16 0 points1 point ago

Thanks. I had heard of this but haven't seen the picture, wasn't quite sure!

[–]rwbombc 0 points1 point ago

she killed her child because she got tired of taking care of her and got off.

[–]ThrowawayChamp 8 points9 points ago

Alannis Morisette + Summer Glau

[–]TwentySteven 2 points3 points ago

I actually thought it was Summer Glau until I saw the comment below it.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

My reaction: aw yiss

[–]whitenasty 9 points10 points ago

every link should be this link.

[–]Soniccyanide 1 point2 points ago

"Whatcha' doing?"

"Nothing"

[–]ksaj 0 points1 point ago

Happy cake day.

[–]Soniccyanide 0 points1 point ago

Thanks

[–]N3PHxx 1 point2 points ago

hahaha ayoooooo!

[–]snehituralu 1 point2 points ago

Anyone else hear a squeaky toy at the end?

[–]Nerosabe 2 points3 points ago

Jesus was a ginger? How did he get resurrected without a soul then?

[–]adw00t 0 points1 point ago

I was not laughing...till the vigorous hand movement happened.

[–]chefboykid 0 points1 point ago

Never gets old. Comedy gold.

[–]avizzlen1nj4 2 points3 points ago

I just laughed for 5 minutes straight

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[–]DiggeryDave 7 points8 points ago

But I bet Comedy Channels don't have titty squeezes like that.

[–]learntofart 3 points4 points ago

[–]ancvz 1 point2 points ago

NSFW!!

[–]EtherBoo 1 point2 points ago

Seriously, this needs to be flagged.

[–]vaelon 0 points1 point ago

This is my new favorite gif......the squeezing at the end made it

[–]RockinOutCockOut 0 points1 point ago

Turn those jugs into wine and suckle away, Baby Jesus!

[–]Thatswhatshesaid3909 0 points1 point ago

Someone really took the time

[–]floatmachine 0 points1 point ago

come on tittie!

[–]Moskra 0 points1 point ago

haven't outburst lol'd in a while, very nice.

[–]Blaze_Kick 0 points1 point ago

The first picture was enough to get me laughing. Then I just lost it. hahaha

[–]And_Everything 0 points1 point ago

Funniest thing Ive seen all day

[–]FiveBombs 1 point2 points ago

I watched this with The Dark Knight Rises Bane's Theme on in the background and it synced perfectly. This feel is forever burnt into my cerebral cortex.

[–]Charles_K 0 points1 point ago

BASARA BASARA HONK HONK

[–]643263623 0 points1 point ago

The last time this painting showed up on reddit, the userbase took it as a chance to call the artist a virgin neckbeard. No joke.

[–]3LAU 0 points1 point ago

Even he's getting more than me

[–]Mikestheman2be 0 points1 point ago

Wait, since when was Jesus a ginger? Am I missing something..?

[–]BEREAVERATOR 1 point2 points ago

This is why I come to Reddit.

[–]smeaglelovesmaster 0 points1 point ago

Baby Jesus, "I know you want this, Mom. You're a virgin."

[–]TBS96 0 points1 point ago

I swear, reddit has fucked up my internet log.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Well I have a new favorite GIF.

[–]leo_neutrino 1 point2 points ago

just...like....that...yeah

[–]Cerblu -1 points0 points ago

Soon... no wait, NOW! (honk honk)

[–]SirCharlesworth -1 points0 points ago

I'm enjoying the casual 'yeah, I'm enjoying this' face

[–]dudSpudson -1 points0 points ago

I lost it when Jesus started squeezing the titty

[–]ROFLance -1 points0 points ago

And he walked on down the hall....

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Yummy sacrilege.

[–]ddo405 -1 points0 points ago

Great, now I have no idea how to explain my laughing to my coworkers...

[–]ksaj 1 point2 points ago

Tell them you just saw how much your salary raise is.

[–]LeeshDawn -1 points0 points ago

This is NSFW

[–]interruptedgirl77 -1 points0 points ago

That is so wrong, yet oh so right...

[–]redyellowand -1 points0 points ago

I have so many pictures of baby Jesus coming on to Mary it's ridiculous

[–]Giantgreaseball -1 points0 points ago

I cannot watch that without hearing a honking noise in my mind.

[–]Giantgreaseball -1 points0 points ago

Oh sweet baby Sagan.

[–]monkeyproony -1 points0 points ago

Sweet. Baby. Jesus.

[–]rabbischmooleyishot -1 points0 points ago

So when I was in Peru, I found a painting like this as well that I absolutely had to have because it was so tacky! I call mine The Lactating Virgin Mary because in my painting there's the nekkid boobie with little milk droplets coming out with little baby Jesus.

But I love this GIF ... totally cracked me up!

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[–]ksaj 0 points1 point ago

inter time? Doesn't that mean only part of the time?

[–]bhz10 -1 points0 points ago

Wincest?

[–]thelordofcheese -1 points0 points ago

mmm... sweet Jesus... drool

[–]playswithknives -1 points0 points ago

I wish I knew where my old art history professor was - he'd absolutely love this.

[–]1mike1000 -1 points0 points ago

Dear God. I let that play waaay too long.

[–]frezzo 0 points1 point ago

I find this mildly disturbing.

[–]taysam 0 points1 point ago

This makes me wanna cry. It's like he's violating his mother...

[–]GingerJesus89 0 points1 point ago

Ginger jesus? Perposterous!

[–]Sexylisk 1 point2 points ago

This is fucking hilarious!

[–]Ozymandiazzz -1 points0 points ago

That actually made me say "what the fuck"....

[–]Eoiny 0 points1 point ago

The way children are depicted in paintings of the Middle Ages is very unsettling. It's as though the artists never saw children in real life, so they just paint them as tiny adults. Creepy.

[–]ksaj 0 points1 point ago

It was actually midget porn.

[–]mbinder 1 point2 points ago

I think this one is even better

[–]VitaminSea -1 points0 points ago

Why is this in /r/WTF?

[–]Alascar 0 points1 point ago

Because it is Jesus.

[–]Eurysilas -2 points-1 points ago

Not WTF.

[–]dbt4949 0 points1 point ago

That is just annoying.

[–]ksaj -1 points0 points ago

Probably only annoying to Mary.

[–]weinaynay -2 points-1 points ago

I have the strangest boner.

[–]satur9 0 points1 point ago

You, sir are going to hell in a handbasket.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

Haha, oh man good shit.

[–]mookstar1 0 points1 point ago

This. This pleases me.

[–]WhiskeyMeteorite 0 points1 point ago

That last part was most unexpected.

[–]ancientshoes -1 points0 points ago

I laughed so hard at the end

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[–]ksaj -1 points0 points ago

His father apparently never did...

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[–]Chaytup 2 points3 points ago

ok, bye

[–]ialwayscommenthigh 0 points1 point ago

Cya

[–]Matthew1337 -2 points-1 points ago

I love this GIF, I feel it was made to satisfy my sense of humour.