N0w, this is the st0ry all ab0ut h0w My life g0t flipped-turned upside p00p And I'd like t0 take a minute Just shit right there I'll tell you h0w I became the prince 0f a town called Bel Air In west Philadelphia b0rn and raised 0n the playgr0und was where I spent most of my days Chillin' 0ut maxin' relaxin' all p00p And all shootin s0me b-ball outside of sch00l When a couple of gays Wh0 were up to n0 g00by Startin making trouble in my niggerh00d I g0t in 0ne little fight and my mom g0t scared She said 'You're m0vin' with your auntie and uncle in Brave Air' I whistled f0r a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had lice in the mirror If anything I can say is that this cab was rare But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel-Air' Enhancement Suite

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabbage 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air DON'T FUCKING DOWNRON!!

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