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[–]justmeava 8 points9 points ago

Props to you, OP, this is hilarious. I didn't think there were many other people who knew this. For those who don't understand, a group of crows is called murder, but two crows isn't really a group, so the creator is saying the crows were attempting to form a group, and were therefore attempting murder.

[–]j0esj0es20 1 point2 points ago

Hate to burst your bubble, but OP is not the first to post this

[–]gerbil_george 0 points1 point ago

I GET IT

[–]oenoneshore 0 points1 point ago

Can you explain?

[–]WhysoUpvote 1 point2 points ago

A group of crows is called a "murder", as in: a murder of crows.

[–]serfy2 0 points1 point ago

NYA HA HA HA

[–]Shleslie 0 points1 point ago

I didn't get it, then scrolled back up once it dawned on me.

Bravo.

[–]Parkermos 0 points1 point ago

Those are ravens, not crows. It would be an attempted UNKINDNESS

[–]omgpuppy00 0 points1 point ago

:) I got it.

[–]motu147 0 points1 point ago

This would make a great album cover to some rock band!

[–]silent_hvalross 2 points3 points ago

... Crow bar. XD something is seriously wrong with me.

[–]listentobillyzane -2 points-1 points ago

I...I don't get it...

[–]FaLLenSk8 -2 points-1 points ago

Me either, I don't know what this person is trying to get at, all i see are crows on a bar or some shit like that

[–]gerbil_george 2 points3 points ago

A group of crows is called a murder

[–]FaLLenSk8 1 point2 points ago

Oh ok, thanks

[–]AndyAndino 0 points1 point ago

Is that like... Common Knowledge or something? I had no friggin clue.

[–]gerbil_george 0 points1 point ago

Beats me. It's just a random fact I picked up. I have no idea where I heard it from.