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[–]bonnielovesclyde 11 points12 points ago

My new favorite gif of my favorite LOTR character. Thank you

[–]philhealy127[S] 2 points3 points ago

You're quite welcome.

[–]MJA94 0 points1 point ago

which character was this? I watched the LOTR series a while ago, and I've forgotten many of them, but he looks like an actor in one of my favorite shows.

[–]philhealy127[S] 0 points1 point ago

Aragorn, played by Viggo Mortensen

[–]silentdragoon 7 points8 points ago

[–]Dustonthepaladin 1 point2 points ago

I had kicked the habit since wrath. You just made me want to go back to icecrown citadel and kill that fucker again.

[–]Tasgall 3 points4 points ago

Or, you could play WarCraft III, BE that fucker, and kill everyone else instead.

[–]rizer_ 0 points1 point ago

Me too. Might organize something after work now :P

[–]1redwing1 16 points17 points ago

I was late for a wedding once slammed the door open like this everyone was staring at me as i walked down the aisle and pushed the groom aside and kissed the bride

[–]PunkRockPlatypus 7 points8 points ago

Nu uh!

...really?

[–]jamesf797 1 point2 points ago

seems legit.

[–]helpmefindnemo5 4 points5 points ago

When i open both double doors i hit the post in the middle...

[–]bpmbrent 0 points1 point ago

Double doors yes, french doors no.

[–]lazlomass 3 points4 points ago

Happens to me all the time. One door is slightly ajar and sticks to the door I am opening just enough to start open as well. I feel compelled to follow through for some reason. So bomb both doors open like a champ, a hero, a king among men. The quickly realize what I have done and socially-awkward-penguin myself to the closest dark corner.

[–]philhealy127[S] 3 points4 points ago

From now on, think of it this way and always feel badass when doing it.

[–]nealtdubs 7 points8 points ago

Holy shit I new I wasn't the only one.

[–]twatscratcher 1 point2 points ago

Nope! =D

[–]794613825 2 points3 points ago

Then you run into the pole in the middle, and it becomes awkward.

[–]the-troller69 1 point2 points ago

damn it 2 motherfucking LOTR posts in the same page, looks like my movie for tonight is sorted.

[–]Mightyfool -1 points0 points ago

I new it!

[–]thehayworth 2 points3 points ago

You must be knew here.

[–]OddyBear 0 points1 point ago

I tried that once, but only one of the doors opened. I was disappointed

[–]jimmytehbob 0 points1 point ago

Nah, I power kick them open. It's become such a habit too.

[–]TheLastPureOne 0 points1 point ago

Always open both doors. Always.

[–]EatDatSheeet 0 points1 point ago

This always makes my day just that much better.

[–]aukondk 0 points1 point ago

For me I always think of Patrick Mcgoohan in the opening of The Prisoner.

[–]jlamothe 0 points1 point ago

Only problem is that most double doors I encounter have a beam between them.

[–]Pykoh 0 points1 point ago

That feel when your friends open double doors for you.

[–]PepperidgeFarmer 0 points1 point ago

I do this whenever I see double doors. Even if I don't need to go through them.

[–]Daekin 0 points1 point ago

Here's a little factoid:

When he opens those double doors in the movie, the sound that the door makes sounds remarkably like a fart. Couple with the facial expression and slight bend he does. It's a very farty scene.

[–]niemascreama 0 points1 point ago

That never happens to me, I end up getting hit by one of the doors and looking like an idiot that doesn't understand how doors work. You lucky elf sexing bastard.

[–]ClassicCat 0 points1 point ago

New what it was before it even loaded.