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[–]supahnath 10 points11 points ago

So /r/WTF has copypasta now too?

[–]ibiji 37 points38 points ago

Beautiful. On par with Romeo & Juliet.

[–]APXONTAS 11 points12 points ago

Now I remember the part where, it is said that, if you give a monkey a typewriter and 1000 years, it will write a page of one of Shakespeare's plays just by typing randomly... THIS JUST HAPPENED RIGHT NOW.

[–]Thatswhatshesaid3909 -4 points-3 points ago

that's meant to say " whole " instead of who

[–]chrisbucks 2 points3 points ago

Why not just edit it then, rather than make a new post.

[–]Thatswhatshesaid3909 -3 points-2 points ago

I doesn't fuckin work for me for some reason I can edit a comment I type on somethin else but when I reply to a person it won't let me edit it..... It just says ( reply ) ( permalink ) ( context ) and ( unread ) and none of them work

[–]UTC_Hellgate 6 points7 points ago

Tyler Perry stars in, Madea's Big Shakespearean Tragedy.

[–]APXONTAS 2 points3 points ago

This is what is produced by monkeys with a Facebook account.

[–]APXONTAS 0 points1 point ago

This is what a military monkey experiment would produce.

[–]APXONTAS 0 points1 point ago

WAIT... THERE IS MORE... no there isn't

[–]glitterandgore 3 points4 points ago

Try this one!

[–]TheLordboud 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if it's the same person, but this movie reminded me of this

[–]neonknightz 4 points5 points ago

Holy shit, I've haven't laughed this hard in a long time

DUKELOVESYOU

This is his youtube profile

[–]fatalconfidence 3 points4 points ago

My girlfriend and I laughed so hard we cried. Thank you.

[–]annabear 0 points1 point ago

I do what I can.

[–]DirtySivad 0 points1 point ago

This needs atleast.. 3 times as many upvotes.

[–]rashely5 22 points23 points ago

OHMERGERD PERPTERTS

[–]Ramanadjinn 54 points55 points ago

GERL STERPS MAHKIN ERT N ERSKS BER TER GERT PERPTERTZ.

H DERS.

DERN GERL TERKS DERP VRERF. DERN GERL SERS "BF I ERM PRERGNERNT WERL ERS STER MAH BF" N HER SERS "NER".

GERL ERZ HERTBRERKN. </////3

GERL CRERZ N RERNZ ERWER FRERM BER WERFERT ERTERN PERPTERT N SH HERS LO BLERD SERG SER SH FERLS BER RERNS ERV 2 HER.

SH DERD. </333333333

BER CRER "I SERD I NER B ER BFCERS I WERN B ER HERSBERND!"

H SCRERMS N FRERS PERPTERT @ WERL... A BERTERFERL DERMAHND RIN WERS ERNSERD.

*** LERK DERS ERF U CRER ERVRERTERM ***

[–]ofcourseilikepasta 6 points7 points ago

I upvoted this comment because of all the effort you went through to derp-ify all of those words. golf clap

[–]Ramanadjinn 3 points4 points ago

while i appreciate the upvote. i must admit i used this.

[–]tigersdime 0 points1 point ago

Perpterts!!

All that Ermahgerd shit aside (which is hilarious), the word Perpterts is just beautiful on its' own.

[–]sachegrande 8 points9 points ago

How is an old meme good /r/wtf material?...

[–]FlyingPeacock 6 points7 points ago

I still don't understand why he threw the poptart at the wall... This plot is so complex. I must re-think my life...

[–]Then_Reality_Bites 4 points5 points ago

Still a better love story than that other thing, horrible grammar and all.

[–]Monsterlover111 5 points6 points ago

I cried for the poptart D:

[–]int3rwebz3 0 points1 point ago

Despite the bad grammar, that was beautiful.

[–]Muchdotcom 2 points3 points ago

I DERNT ERVERN WERNT TER LERV ERN THERS PLERNERT ERNERMAHR. LERK ERF THERS MAHRKS U CRER ERVERERTERM. XER <3

[–]Jinh0o 5 points6 points ago

this is a fucking national tragedy...........

[–]VolatileAgent 4 points5 points ago

That's pretty much exactly how I proposed to my wife.

[–]Ghoulglum 4 points5 points ago

I lost IQ points just reading that.

[–]floppy115 4 points5 points ago

please, a moment of silence, for grammar

[–]Dovesongz 3 points4 points ago

How the hell do you put a ring in a poptart without breaking it?

[–]Argyle_Lyle 4 points5 points ago

Sounds like my ultimate fantasy .. a ring in a Pop-tart.

[–]Tomrobbinsowns 2 points3 points ago

That was oddly sweet in a special, down syndrome way.

[–]Tamerassassin 0 points1 point ago

Who would do such a thing to a pop tart!

[–]Ali22121992 0 points1 point ago

Grammar Nazi heaven lol

[–]whitefeather593 0 points1 point ago

Translator please

[–]mmm_indeed 1 point2 points ago

Where do people that talk like this come from? Just so I can make sure I never live there or have kids there

[–]Robotrainbowshark -1 points0 points ago

Oh mn I drped in terz. ;D

[–]thekingsdaughter 2 points3 points ago

Don't worry everyone, I'll get to work writing the screenplay. It will be released in theaters this Christmas...

[–]cbrun28 2 points3 points ago

The grammar just made me crii :'(

[–]masterful7086 -1 points0 points ago

This is the third variation of "5evr" that I have seen today. Is this like a thing now or what?

[–]bael2188 -1 points0 points ago

Surprisingly touching.

[–]dohertyo 1 point2 points ago

How is this WTF?!

[–]KayDee012 -1 points0 points ago

Gave me a headache trying to read it. v.v

[–]LykDisIfUcryerrytime -1 points0 points ago

My favorite story.

[–]dogfacedboy420 0 points1 point ago

DIS IS DA MOS STOOPID DING ME ERE REDS.

[–]thirdtime88 1 point2 points ago

it makes me cry trying to read this.

[–]sunny-dandrum 1 point2 points ago

There's way too much derp here

[–]Nrthstar 0 points1 point ago

I cry for the future.

[–]3sgtejeff 1 point2 points ago

find whoever wrote this...and kill them

[–]NSFW_Guy 1 point2 points ago

My English to Idiot is little rusty, but I believe the appropriate response in their native tongue to be:

Wat Dafuq?

[–]inwerds 1 point2 points ago

I DERNT WERNT TER LERV ERN THERS PLERNERT ERNERMAHR

[–]O_oValoRo_O 0 points1 point ago

I don't understand how she 'died'. She fell because she had low blood sugar (which I'm surprised the author knew existed), but died from the fall. Surely it wasn't a several-hundred foot drop?

[–]ofd1197 0 points1 point ago

Step 1. Read post. Step 2. Put pistol in mouth Step 3. Pull trigger Step 4. ????? Step 5. Profit.

[–]Kluhlu77 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure my IQ may have dropped just from reading this....

[–]72697 0 points1 point ago

What language was that again?

[–]coffeedillards 0 points1 point ago

Reading this gave me that same feeling of being a passenger of an airplane during 9/11.

[–]Theslightlybaldguy -1 points0 points ago

Every tim?

[–]chingyduster 1 point2 points ago

What about every tom?

[–]ofcourseilikepasta 1 point2 points ago

Yes, I do cry everytime. I cry knowing my children will probably grow up with billions of retards in the future. I'm telling you, Idiocracy is real. It is just starting....

[–]allygirl67 -2 points-1 points ago

That was painful to read..please go back to kindergarden.

[–]kckatalina 1 point2 points ago

*kindergarten

[–]3cheers_upvotes4all -2 points-1 points ago

I liked it

[–]masumaxx -2 points-1 points ago

I didn't cry because i can't fucking read it.

[–]DagMT 0 points1 point ago

That was so terrible, I think you gave me cancer!

[–]Ajackson23 -2 points-1 points ago

Can some one put this in English? Haha

[–]paulieindy -3 points-2 points ago

I fucking hate this.

[–]TlFF -2 points-1 points ago

This fucker needs to be smacked in the face with a dictionary.

[–]caulkslapper 0 points1 point ago

this is so wtf. like oh em gee33

[–]QuadsNotBlades -1 points0 points ago

"lyk dis if u cry evrytim" is actually one of my favorite things on Reddit right now

[–]chirulzuall -2 points-1 points ago

I feel less intelligent after reading this

[–]specialvillain -2 points-1 points ago

How did. Wait... What? There was a beautiful diamond ring in the pop tart?I don't even....

[–]quiff 0 points1 point ago

I laugh so hard.... LOL

[–]PinkiePieCupcake 0 points1 point ago

I lol'd for real. Haha.

[–]RedditorVincent314 -1 points0 points ago

This angers me because I posted those exact words to my facebook one day ago. Maybe I'm just being paranoid parrot here, or someone's copying/stalking me.

[–]RDash5000 -2 points-1 points ago

Poptartz pls

[–]furoncle 0 points1 point ago

Acualy is Dolan.