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[–]SnKKermit 1051 points1052 points ago

The fact that the video is paused in this gif deeply disturbs me.

[–]jettrscga 328 points329 points ago

What does this mean for space-time thingies, professor?

[–]sgt_ep1k 301 points302 points ago

Good news everyone!

[–]RecursiveInfinity 181 points182 points ago

I can't read this in anyone else's voice.

[–]cant_be_pun_seen 81 points82 points ago

I cant read this in any voice, ive been deaf since birth

[–]PartyBusGaming 46 points47 points ago

Well... shit :(

[–]Assaultman67 60 points61 points ago

I can't shit. I was born without a rectum.

[–]LincPwln 31 points32 points ago

Well, fuck.

[–]svullenballe 41 points42 points ago

I'm a eunuch.

[–]peterkingsnuggets 1 point2 points ago

Well, get fucked.

[–]AwesomeCowified 2 points3 points ago

Does it, you know, build up?

[–]staff_sergeant_poop 2 points3 points ago

At least your chances of getting assburgers is reduced.

[–]indeexo 42 points43 points ago

I was able to with Doakes from Dexter, but not completely. I got GOOD NEWS MUTHAFUKA

[–]delahole 43 points44 points ago

Oddly enough, I still read this as the professor.

[–]goblueM 11 points12 points ago

it's a suppository?

[–]cassby916 44 points45 points ago

Wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey...

[–]Iloldalot 2 points3 points ago

This is my timey-whimey detector, it dectecs when stuff happens

[–]bigsol81 39 points40 points ago

Great scott!

[–]Adyer6 2 points3 points ago

throws toilet paper Dr. Von Scott!

[–]SkateboardG 8 points9 points ago

That's just the euro time delay. You actually watched this 6 hours from now.

[–]Asassinsneed 2 points3 points ago

Space-time continuum.

[–]MstrKief 67 points68 points ago

I assume that the area around the video is frozen to reduce .gif size. You will now start noticing it more and more in gifs.

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 52 points53 points ago

There aren't too many moving parts to the gif. I removed the static background, and this is all that's left.

[–]fizzlfunk 8 points9 points ago

that thar's some impressive science

[–]Dooey123 12 points13 points ago

Gif Scene Investigation: Reddit

[–]died 32 points33 points ago

I'm 99% sure it's because they downloaded the clip as a .mov file, converted the part at 6:00 to a gif, and then placed it onto a static image. All of which can be done with Photoshop.

Screen recordings usually don't have that great of a frame rate, so there's that too.

[–]MstrKief 3 points4 points ago

Screen recordings usually don't have that great of a frame rate

Uhm...Yeah...recording a screen at 60+ FPS (aka your refresh rate) hasn't been difficult for like 4 years if you have a good computer...In fact, I made these gifs from recording a flash video on my screen, not downloading the file. http://i43.tinypic.com/nyxpy.gif http://i44.tinypic.com/9gd9ic.gif

[–]wessiide 1 point2 points ago

Never bring a dark knight to a gun fight, bro.

[–]spawnofyanni 60 points61 points ago

Wow, nice catch. o_O

[–]MangoTux 26 points27 points ago

I was wondering why it was on 6:00 for more than a second.

[–]Omenege 15 points16 points ago

Let me introduce you to /r/Cinemagraphs/

[–]vuxa 7 points8 points ago

Everything outside of the video (except for the Prince) is just a static image, guy. It'll be okay

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[–]A_LION_CUB 10 points11 points ago

I don't think your understanding of a second, is the same as my understanding of a second.

[–]SnKKermit 4 points5 points ago

The gif clearly lasts more than a second and it's YouTube, the play icon on the player indicates it's paused.

[–]hammy100 88 points89 points ago

The look of sheer smugness when he observes his achievement on the big screen.

[–]Ksco 234 points235 points ago

Woman on the left had the exact same idea.

[–]daroons 56 points57 points ago

Oh man it's hilarious when you stare right in the middle. You can see them both come in simultaneously as if planned.

"Alright... on 3."
"... brilliant"

[–]marvin_nash 54 points55 points ago

[–]Adyer6 15 points16 points ago

This is beautiful

[–]daroons 8 points9 points ago

Hahaha somehow I don't remember this scene.

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[–]kihadat 9 points10 points ago

What do you mean? She blends right in.

[–]Louiemonte 1 point2 points ago

I didnt notice any of this, just cant seem to shift my gaze away from the queens utter beauty.

[–]iseetrolledpeople 7 points8 points ago

LOL didn't see her.

hover hover hover, in the shot now, laugh.

[–]HunterTV 7 points8 points ago

looks left "Nicely done. Excellent form. Quite."

[–]king_ghost 5 points6 points ago

the two of them are in perfect sync too

[–]CatLover99 5 points6 points ago

I think the women on the left is my high school freshman English teacher ಠ_ಠ. It has to be.

[–]Maverick1717 50 points51 points ago

I think that's pretty much what every high school English teacher looks like.

[–]Ayatrollah_Khomatmei 5 points6 points ago

Mid 60s with short, sometimes perm'd hair pretty much covers it.

[–]justmarkplease 106 points107 points ago

Twist: He's actually just returning to his normal size after hyper-extending his legs to gain a better view of the event.

[–]CaptainVulva 20 points21 points ago

I guess if he's secretly inspector gadget, he has a right to look that smug

[–]artmakesmesmile 257 points258 points ago

and the queen is like "oh god why am i not dead yet.."

[–]wonderless2686 158 points159 points ago

Meanwhile Australia is down there like, "WTF, mates?"

[–]Capta1nPlanet 68 points69 points ago

[–]gemini86 9 points10 points ago

Guys, the cigarettes missiles are coming! Fire our shit!

[–]nsoja 6 points7 points ago

But I am le tired.

[–]ZombieLikesPuns 42 points43 points ago

Hokay.

[–]tlapanco5 31 points32 points ago

Damn, that is a sweet earth you might say.

[–]Durtis 15 points16 points ago

WRONG

[–]EwokLova 17 points18 points ago

Omg, I always thought he said ROUND! Like the earth is round.... I've.. I've been so wrong all these years.

[–]LadyLollerskates[!] 2 points3 points ago

But I am le tired...

[–]RussRufo 5 points6 points ago

She has a little more than 3 more years! Just give her 3 more years and 40 days (1135 days).

[–]iseetrolledpeople 334 points335 points ago

What makes it even more hilarious for me is his smile once he fits perfectly in the shot.

guy: ''I fits now. Victory :->''

edit: changed the smiley face.

[–]i_do_always 82 points83 points ago

That smug look of accomplishment

[–]emann43 23 points24 points ago

Priceless grin

[–]derajydac 27 points28 points ago

[–]teacoopz 9 points10 points ago

Shawn Michaels?

[–]skkm 20 points21 points ago

[–]grape_juice_nigz 6 points7 points ago

Sort of like a cat finding ridiculous/small place then dropping asleep.

[–]Spencer027 28 points29 points ago

If I sits I may fit.

[–]skakruk 5 points6 points ago

If I fits I may profits.

[–]oxygenmoron 8 points9 points ago

an the wank is admirin imself on the telly too

[–]iseetrolledpeople 7 points8 points ago

We don't want him crouching too much and miss the shot now do we?

Somebody should post his name so that he will see this thread. I'm sure that he googles himself daily since that momment.

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 492 points493 points ago

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[–]bestadvocate 20 points21 points ago

Fantastic edit account512

[–]loltheinternetz 64 points65 points ago

Time for the "Batman spoilers below!" edit.

[–]Incoherentrant 30 points31 points ago

o85 is a dick, he posted on something of mine once and told me to fuck off. I clicked his history and every single one of his posts was telling people to fuck off. Then I told him that, and he told me to fuck off.

[–]BigBadMrBitches 19 points20 points ago

[–]moonblade89 4 points5 points ago

I'm disappointed that doesn't exist

[–]RustBrotherOne 10 points11 points ago

Why do people keep trying to spoil the batman movie? Seriously. What drives people to be complete assholes on the internet? What do they get out of it? :(

[–]rsrsrsrs 56 points57 points ago

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

[–]7point7 13 points14 points ago

Anonymity is what drives it and they get nothing but weird satisfaction. I don't get it, but I can tell you that Bane is spiderman...

[–]RustBrotherOne 0 points1 point ago

This comment scared the shit out of me. XD

And its still sick and twisted. I advocate, very tentatively, a system where real life credentials are required to use the internet. No more of this faceless stuff in certain areas... but the ways to abuse that system are phenomenal, so its a bad idea. Sadly. :(

(also, considering what some of the people say and do on here... also terrifying.)

[–]you_rock_rock 4 points5 points ago

They don't actually think about how it might ruin someone's movie. They don't think about what it's like to have something ruined for them that they were looking forward to. They just do it. Coz they're dicks and don't think. Probably below the age of 18. Fuck em

[–]guitarman90 2 points3 points ago

Thank you. I stopped reading immediately.

[–]FromaLand 32 points33 points ago

[–]CaptainDjango 8 points9 points ago

Oh, you!

[–]farceur318 43 points44 points ago

WARNING: Some unoriginal asshat called o85 spoils the ending of The Dark Knight Rises in replying to CaptainDjango's comment. Do not read o85's comment if you don't want to know the ending of The Dark Knight Rises.

[–]CaptainDjango 32 points33 points ago

GODDAMMIT IT'S IN MY INBOX. I CAN'T NOT LOOK AT IT. THAT BASTARD!

[–]LordOfTheNorth 167 points168 points ago

The ending is so obvious anyway. At the END Alfred sees batman and bane fuck missionary so they can look into each others eyes

[–]WishboneTheDog 37 points38 points ago

Best ending, imo. Really touched me.

[–]JakeCameraAction 17 points18 points ago

Actually, that was me. I sat next to you in the theatre and...well.

Call me.

[–]ignore_my_typo 10 points11 points ago

...Maybe.

[–]Eric_Forman 7 points8 points ago

it was magical

[–]emelecfan2048 2 points3 points ago

WAY TO RUIN IT! :(

[–]Nannooskeeska 2 points3 points ago

Go on...

[–]silenc3x 2 points3 points ago

You forgot the part where Alfred lubes up Batman while mumbling "I promised your parents that I would take care of you"...

[–]farceur318 12 points13 points ago

it's been deleted. It should be ok now. If you see the word "Bane", stop and move on.

[–]CaptainDjango 10 points11 points ago

It's gone. Phew. I nearly died then. Cheers!

edit: I need to see that film, before someone spoils it for me successfully.

[–]XMPPwocky 20 points21 points ago

BATMAN WAS A GHOST ALL ALONG

[–]CaptainDjango 10 points11 points ago

AND IT WAS ALL A DREAM

[–]GrandChawhee 21 points22 points ago

HE USED TO READ WORD UP MAGAZINE

[–]Chewy96 7 points8 points ago

SALT'N'PEPPA AND HEAVY D UP IN DA LIMOUSINE

[–]mateo_36 10 points11 points ago

Bruce Wayne is Batman!

[–]StankyMung 3 points4 points ago

I'm beginning to think that these spoiler trolls are actually advertisers.

[–]DrMantisToboggan_MD 5 points6 points ago

Saw the first five words downvoting. It was worth the sacrifice.

[–]BobTehCat 2 points3 points ago

It took unbelievable concentration and a bit of eye-crossing to tag him without reading a bit of his comment.

[–]MrGoodbytes 3 points4 points ago

Read that in Sir Ian McKellen's voice.

[–]dTek2 17 points18 points ago

The lady on the left is even worse! She creeps in from off the frame, looking at herself on the screen to make sure shes in the shot hahaha

[–]Damascius 13 points14 points ago

For americans who want to watch the video: http://mashable.com/2012/07/27/james-bond-escorts-queen-to-olympics/

Search tags for easy finding: link, vid

(If you think of others, just leave them in a comment and I'll add them in)

[–]Killer_Tomato_pdp 24 points25 points ago

The queen is not pleased.

[–]amadeus06 30 points31 points ago

is she ever?

[–]sethboy67 6 points7 points ago

Give her cake... Instead of bread.

[–]MRRoberts 5 points6 points ago

"We are not amused."

[–]Snailzilla 46 points47 points ago

The idea of making a gif from the video with the capt. of the comment is genius!

[–]pac212 10 points11 points ago

At least it's easier to view it on mobile.

[–]Afinn2k9 12 points13 points ago

He's like "Yessss..Yesss.. Now i'm famous"

[–]Jayduhb 13 points14 points ago

Aww yess, motherfuckin fame crumbs

[–]kimeroonie 10 points11 points ago

I caught this when it happened and was cracking up. There was also a point during the opening ceremony where they were showing that children's choir singing and a guy sitting right in front of them kept taking self portraits trying to get the choir in the background. It was amazing.

[–]VilliThor 18 points19 points ago

"Mother will be so proud"

[–]HCastorpnyc 15 points16 points ago

I'd never stoop to this kind of behavior.

[–]keew 13 points14 points ago

I know, right? Definitely a new low for this guy.

[–]SkinnyNiggaBigBalls 8 points9 points ago

He clearly didn't learn squat from his past experiences.

[–]moanerpizza 10 points11 points ago

I was in the same year at school as this guy, all round joker. In our year 11 speech day, on stage he took a bow to the Australian Governor-General after winning a prize (he's also a very smart man)

*edited for details

[–]CaptainVulva 2 points3 points ago

Pfft, not smart enough to figure out a subtle way into the shot, was he!

[–]Damaband41 3 points4 points ago

What did he do to get a seat right by the queen?

[–]moanerpizza 10 points11 points ago

His father is the head of the Australian Olympic Committee

[–]Jigsus 0 points1 point ago

nepotismnepotismnepotismnepotismnepotismnepotismnepotismnepotismnepotismnepotismnepotismnepotismnepotismnepotismnepotismnepotism

[–]nonumbers 2 points3 points ago

Are they clapping for the queen or is she just being a bitch?

[–]xyroclast 3 points4 points ago

The queen: "I hear a man crouching, to my left"

[–]corvus_corone 2 points3 points ago

[–]JimmyFlimFlam 2 points3 points ago

That smile. That naughty boy smile...

[–]charleattack 2 points3 points ago

He even smirks a bit at the end.

[–]PainfullyGoodLooking 2 points3 points ago

15 minutes of fame? LIES. The video is only 6 minutes and 27 seconds.

[–]Aero93 2 points3 points ago

Right towards the end, he also does a mild Me Gusta face

[–]beerme72 1 point2 points ago

I've seen camera men at football games and baseball games ask people to crouch a little so that there isn't an odd shot of the main person in the center of the shot and a set of ball on their shoulder.
It's entirely possible that he was waved down by a camera man or producer.

Or he's a douche.

Either way.

[–]ChairofBoogers 1 point2 points ago

The London Olympics are a collossal failure. My friend just informed me the volleyball girls aren't wearin booty shorts this year!!!

[–]mrbarry1024 2 points3 points ago

Your friend is wrong. The beach vollyball teams wear shorts, the indoor vollyball team don't.

[–]RustBrotherOne 3 points4 points ago

Do you know the worst thing about this? Besides the idiocy that is the British royal family I mean. The worst thing about this is that you can tell the queen seriously doesn't want to be there. You can see the look of loathing (or is it bafflement? Has she gone senile yet?) on her face at the sight of all the idiots surrounding her. You can tell that she knows, just knows, that the assholes are only there because it gets them on camera. They get something out of it. Like the dipshit woman on the far left who goes so far as to check the screen up above to make sure she's seen on camera while looking at the queen. She didn't care about the queen herself, she cared about the fact that her ugly ass face was on camera being seen respecting the queen.

That, friends, is some fucked up shit. I'm not sure if that is how all politics work or if this is just the idiocy of a handful of people. Still. Sickening.

[–]beardiswhereilive 8 points9 points ago

Take it easy, man. Deep breaths.

[–]carlosmachina 2 points3 points ago

That goes around since the invention of queens and royalty in general. They have been surrounded by douchebags since the dawn of time.

[–]blackburned 2 points3 points ago

He needs sunglasses and a chatbox with "DEAL WITH IT"...

someone needs to make that happen

[–]Beericksen 0 points1 point ago

It makes the shot way better added plus

[–]badrussiandriver 1 point2 points ago

"One's head must never be higher than the Queen's!"

[–]voltron818 1 point2 points ago

I would do the exact same thing.

[–]AlRubyx 1 point2 points ago

That little smile when all of him is in the shot... Just priceless.

[–]Snizza 0 points1 point ago

Lol, love his shit-eating grin (that's a phrase, right?)

[–]FrannyIsRoyalty 1 point2 points ago

How did you get in that box?

[–]SucculentSoap 0 points1 point ago

She knows.

[–]Tyranristocrat 0 points1 point ago

If you look closely you can see the man grin slightly as he lowers himself into the boundaries of the camera.

[–]AlexHealey 0 points1 point ago

DAM! When I was watching this live I knew that I had to make a GIF but I havnt got round to it. ah well you beat me to it :L

[–]Shadrahk 0 points1 point ago

Two things can happen. 1. Someone finds out who he is. 2. no one gives a shit.

[–]Spencer027 0 points1 point ago

It would be amazing if he was on a platform with hydraulics.

[–]Raikaishi 1 point2 points ago

can someone link this video? i cant find this at all on youtube

[–]Zacksatool 0 points1 point ago

Haha the lady on the left does the same.

[–]Madjal 1 point2 points ago

I wonder if the queen ever thinks, "Would you fucking losers just stop clapping for me and get a fucking life!"

[–]nibble128 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else hear the clapping (faintly)... or am I just insane...

[–]Cierahh -1 points0 points ago

That grin.

[–]icyliquid 0 points1 point ago

Why is everyone clapping at different speeds and out of sync with each other? Not even one pair seems to be clapping in time. For shame.

[–]coachhawley 1 point2 points ago

Isnt that cousin Matthew from Downton Abbey?

[–]WRXero 0 points1 point ago

more like 15 seconds of fame

[–]MyMomIsA_Gay 0 points1 point ago

Why it's an hd GIF!

[–]ZiggyBOP155 -1 points0 points ago

Was I supposed to laugh?

[–]Simpac -1 points0 points ago

.

[–]daisypusher 0 points1 point ago

The queen looks suspicious. He could be hiding a gun somewhere. Wait... what's he doing?

[–]Rosh360 0 points1 point ago

Don't forget about the lady at the far left.

[–]Saffie91 -1 points0 points ago

DAE think this was the photoshopped image of the queen, the face swap with John Noble one.

[–]iSmite 0 points1 point ago

seriously, i was so relieved when i saw that post about queen resembling John noble on front page of Reddit. I am not a big follower of queen and have never really seen her lately, but in this photo it seems as if walter (John Noble) did some magic.

[–]RicketyDicket 0 points1 point ago

Looks like he left a surprise on his seat or is avoiding a surprise on his seat. Cha-cha-cha.

[–]Geovicsha 1 point2 points ago

Every time the Queen gets applause, she looks like she's apathetic, depressed and slightly disgusted. "I know you're not genuinely applauding me but merely doing so out of procedure." She must feel dehuman knowing that they are mechanically praising the Head of State rather than the lonely woman named Elizabeth.

[–]GMonsoon 0 points1 point ago

Maybe he's not a creepy ambitious toad, but is just going down an invisible escalator?

[–]ReversePoopOperation 0 points1 point ago

Sorry I was distracted by Bilbo Baggins.

[–]gmaxter 0 points1 point ago

15 minutes of frame

FTFY

[–]Sexy_Offender 0 points1 point ago

What's he gonna do with the 14 minutes and 45 seconds of fame left over?

[–]snowsoftJ4C 0 points1 point ago

The Queen looks a lot more distressed than I thought she would.

[–]knirefnel 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of this Extras moment

[–]Darksider94 0 points1 point ago

Holy crap. She does look like John Noble. I never actually saw a side by side comparison, but the resemblance is uncanny.

[–]everydayimrusslin 0 points1 point ago

jetpack powered lizard people. They're here. WE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED!!!!

[–]penultimator 0 points1 point ago

Well what do yo know?

[–]GiR8Tacos 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Stephen Harper, go figure

[–]MostlySarcastic 0 points1 point ago

Well I would too...

[–]BrandonToddCarr -1 points0 points ago

Jason Segel.

[–]einperson 0 points1 point ago

I clicked on this link about 10 minutes ago, glanced at it and continued watching tv. The clapping gif always in my vision to the left. It reminds me of the extremely dangerous countries around the world where nobody would dare stop clapping around the "dear" leader.

[–]prettysoitworks 0 points1 point ago

She looks like someone farted.

[–]Thurmo 0 points1 point ago

A pro

[–]FrankGarrett 0 points1 point ago

Do what?

[–]SPACE_LAWYER 0 points1 point ago

classic ders

[–]shamanghost 0 points1 point ago

And we have a new sport at the olympics this years... synchronized photo-bombing

[–]lcrone5 0 points1 point ago

I love the little smirk too, lol

[–]the_catacombs 0 points1 point ago

you have gone to another level of gif-ception

[–]EPluribusUnumIdiota 0 points1 point ago

Looks like 'lady in ugly whitish dress' was basing her clapping hands elevation on sneaky dude's head.

[–]IronMaidenPwnz 0 points1 point ago

Jason Segel has had more than 15 minutes of fame...

[–]penkap1 0 points1 point ago

She looks about as excited to be at the olympics as i would be.

[–]slowcoffee 0 points1 point ago

Death penalty for up staging her highness!

[–]crocodilesareforwimp 0 points1 point ago

Is that the OP crouching down? (He said, "my 15 minutes" right?)

[–]eucalyptso 1 point2 points ago

Does she have human emotion?

[–]NOT_BUYIN_IT 0 points1 point ago

Hi, I hate to prick your balloon but he was probably INTENDED to be in the shot. Think about it. Do you really think some random goofy idiot is going to be placed adjacent to the QUEEN? I severely doubt this was just some photo-bomb opportunity.