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[–]Popcom 1321 points1322 points ago

Little know fact, this was the happiest ether of them have been in years

[–]Roseysdaddy 423 points424 points ago

it looked like the Donald was operating about 4 seconds too slow.

[–]Doesnt_Get_Irony 295 points296 points ago

Looks like he was waiting for bill.

[–]fuckidontcare 86 points87 points ago

That can explain this situation in both ways.

[–]CrimsonSun99 80 points81 points ago

The way I saw it Bill was lining up his sight for girl to his left to stand up.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

Confirmed by the shit grin on his face

[–]AfraidOfToasters 21 points22 points ago

He didn't stand up because he was too busy pitching a tent. In his pants.

[–]Doshibu 11 points12 points ago

Wave goes up, wave goes down. You can't explain that.

[–]5meodipt 35 points36 points ago

Ether tends to have that effect.

[–]ImADouchebag 26 points27 points ago

At least Donald tried, he's just too old to get up fast. Bill on the other hand proves himself to be becoming a more massive cunt for each day that passes.

[–]johnmedgla 6 points7 points ago

Well, without holding Bill's hand there was no way for him to exchange long chain protein molecules and so know what the hell was going on.

[–]DiaDeLosMuertos 1 point2 points ago

Don't do that. Don't call him the Donald.

[–]Roseysdaddy 7 points8 points ago

D-Tizzy?

[–]Funktapus 272 points273 points ago

Donald Grump and Bill No'Smiley

[–]Malik93 26 points27 points ago

Rich people dont have the time to do the wave.

[–]leafsleafs17 40 points41 points ago

Too busy creating jobs, I guess.

[–]joshjje 28 points29 points ago

Hey, they created 20 jobs while sitting there! Unfortunately due to unforeseen circumstances they had to fire 25 people. Just kidding, they were foreseen.

[–]Not_A_Pink_Pony 2 points3 points ago

Too busy brainwashing people and taking advantage of innocent people.

[–]Darth_Preston 3 points4 points ago

They're just too important to do the wave. Unless it's a wave of lay-offs.

[–]DopeboiFresh 1 point2 points ago

Died.

[–]illdoitlaterokay 77 points78 points ago

I love your ability to correctly assess a situation.

[–]dontneedyourkarma 64 points65 points ago

FUCK IT, LET'S DO IT LIVE

[–]TruthfulSarcasm 2 points3 points ago

FUCKIN THING SUCKS!

[–]rsrhcp 10 points11 points ago

Is it weird I read this in Trump's voice?

[–]llamaiguana 3 points4 points ago

One of my favorite reddit comments all time.

[–]FireFlyz351 1 point2 points ago

I'm sure Donald's gonna be happy at Miss Universe. All those attract ladies!

[–]EugeneMJC 8 points9 points ago

To take us out? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

[–]hobbsarelie83 1 point2 points ago

Bill O'Reily sucks at life

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 607 points608 points ago

It looks like O'Reilly gave Trump the command. "Donald, up! Good Donald."

[–]98521745639852174563 380 points381 points ago

gooby pls

[–]Anshin 115 points116 points ago

fak u dolan

[–]red321red321 104 points105 points ago

is accualy romney

[–]derped 40 points41 points ago

I DON'T GET THIS DOLAN SHIT

[–]biganthony 7 points8 points ago

K

[–]buster2Xk 13 points14 points ago

Don't worry, nobody does.

/r/dolan

[–]IrishKing 1 point2 points ago

How the fuck do you remember your name?

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[–]IrishKing 1 point2 points ago

You made me say "woah" out loud you clever bastard

[–]joko123 67 points68 points ago

Das a good Donald!

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 35 points36 points ago

It would explain the eternally ruffled hair.

[–]djm1st 7 points8 points ago

Good dolan

[–]Stavros175 12 points13 points ago

This is the third time I've seen one of your comments, that's two more than any other redditor. It's like I'm stalking you.

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 32 points33 points ago

You're going to make Trapped_In_Reddit/Apostolate/NotAMethAddict cry.

[–]Smug_developer 4 points5 points ago

Do you run Paddy's pub in Philly?? Then I might know you.

[–]Royalty_In_Exile 286 points287 points ago

I wish I could hate life that much

[–]red321red321 64 points65 points ago

all in due time young padawan...all in due time...

[–]Whats_a_narwhal 15 points16 points ago

After enough time on reddit, you just might.

[–][deleted] 410 points411 points ago

Trump has a look of excitement in his eyes as it approaches him, and when bill doesn't do the wave, he kinda just looses his enthusiasm for it and does his half assed wave. bill o'reilly is a real jerk

[–]Varo 93 points94 points ago

You're absolutely right. For no explicable reason, that makes me deeply sad.

[–]arjeezyboom 16 points17 points ago

It's mildly comforting to know I wasn't alone in my sadness

[–]TKDgirl 2 points3 points ago

I agree with that observation, his little lip pout and expression look as if he was saying "aw fuck, you ruined it for me" in his head when Bill didn't partake in the wave.

[–]schuppaloop 245 points246 points ago

Fucking commoners and their wave.

[–]beckettman 89 points90 points ago

Just humor the plebeians.

[–]ProfFrizzo 21 points22 points ago

Let the lower class do all the work.

[–]Darpon1 344 points345 points ago

Tide comes in, tide goes out. You can't explain that.

[–]LonelyScavenger 22 points23 points ago

I'm throwin' in with Jesus!

[–]mikhail_harel 687 points688 points ago

Well, fuck you, too, Bill O'Reiley. At least Donald Trump gave some effort.

[–]random_digital 76 points77 points ago

He was clearly checking out the chick next to him.

[–]truthdemon 30 points31 points ago

Cannot unsee. He wanted to remain eye level with her boobs as she got up. However he is still an asshole.

[–]relevant_mitch 2 points3 points ago

That was the most I have ever liked those two.

[–]constantvariables 100 points101 points ago

How I viewed it: both of them we're busy thinking how much better they are than everyone around them. Trump noticed how much of an asshole O'Reilly looked like and attempted to save face.

[–]NeoM5 29 points30 points ago

let's be real it was a yankees game. Most apply to that first part

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 175 points176 points ago

It was at a Yankees game. I'll cut him some slack.

[–]dontneedyourkarma 113 points114 points ago

It was baseball. I'll cut him some slack

[–]jimdog1231[!] 25 points26 points ago

Fuck the wave - watch the game

[–]dquizzle 1 point2 points ago

I'm okay with the wave if there is a blowout for or against the home team, if the score is within 5 runs SIT THE FUCK DOWN!

[–]Shark_Kicker 16 points17 points ago

To be fair, I think he was busy stealing a glance at the tits directly to the left of his face.

[–]hyperlinkregret 2 points3 points ago

Take it easy--Bill was busy looking a boobies.

[–]redditjerk 124 points125 points ago

Bill O'Reilly can't get it up.

[–]nirty_digger 82 points83 points ago

I get it. You are talking about erectile dysfunction.

Finally something I can relate to.

[–]JKHOU 205 points206 points ago

[–]_as_a_kite 121 points122 points ago

This fucking wave sucks!

[–]TheLastGuitarHero 6 points7 points ago

An upvote isn't enough for your comment. The fact that I read that in his voice made it hysterical.

[–]jessejamess 0 points1 point ago

but an upvote is all I can give! :(

[–]tennesseetitans 0 points1 point ago

The fucking wave sucks

FTFY

[–]_as_a_kite 3 points4 points ago

He actually doesn't speak either. "This" or "the" is absent from the original. I felt the need to preface it with something.

Fucking wave sucks! just reads weird to me.

[–]great_gape 40 points41 points ago

To be fair if they sat up real fast they might pass-out

[–]Roseysdaddy 7 points8 points ago

orthostatic hypotension, ftw!

[–]MikeTheManipulator 53 points54 points ago

Bill was focused on waiting for that girl's boob to cross his line of vision.

[–]stuff_and_crap 42 points43 points ago

I wonder how badly the ticketing office 'screwed up' their tickets for them to be sitting there with those filthy peasants.

[–]color_thine_fate 82 points83 points ago

In their defense, the wave is an abomination. I'm trying to watch the game!

[–]giraffricanamerican 29 points30 points ago

I thought everyone was aware the wave stopped being cool like 10 years ago.

[–]shrididdy 14 points15 points ago

The wave has only started at Yankee Stadium in the last couple of years, as most serious fans have stopped coming. 10 years ago if someone tried to start the wave the chant was "send the wave back to Shea."

[–]lumptoast 13 points14 points ago

I had fun once. It was awful.

[–]Jiffpants 6 points7 points ago

Guy in yellow records whole wave failure? I'd like to see that video...

[–]HouseOfHouse 4 points5 points ago

[–]barowl 4 points5 points ago

Crowd waves are for peasants.

[–]neiltc 20 points21 points ago

thats how i do the wave too. the wave is stupid

[–]projectemily 14 points15 points ago

Pretty sure O'Reilly is looking at the girl in pink's boobs when she does the wave...

[–]grantly0711 2 points3 points ago

I think so too. The "1" he put up was his rating.

[–]hotjoelove 2 points3 points ago

yeah, who was the hotty?

[–]toodetached[!] 61 points62 points ago

apparently i am more like bill o'reilly than i thought.

i don't do shit just cause people start doing shit. i know. i'm no fun.

[–]sheerheartattack 29 points30 points ago

I was going to say: "That's me."

I love watching sports, and I love going to games. But let's just say I did not receive my audience participation merit badge. However, that doesn't mean I'm not enjoying myself. I have nothing against audience participation; I'm just not going to be a part of it.

Apparently, reddit is "that guy." You know the one. The guy who asks, "What's wrong?" when you're just minding your own business. The guy who thinks that every social occasion needs to be a reckless exercise of mindless extraversion. That guy.

[–]kingdavecako 3 points4 points ago

I hate clapping too. It's so useless, and no one is actually doing it because they give a fuck.

[–]ThatAssholeSkunk 0 points1 point ago

i fucking hate that guy.

[–]4LostSoulsinaBowl 16 points17 points ago

Respect for O'Reilly +1

Fuck the Wave.

[–]Idiotank 22 points23 points ago

That gal in pink has some tig ol bitties

[–]TigOlBitties95 7 points8 points ago

You called?

[–]RobIsTheMan 8 points9 points ago

That looks more like Darrel Hammond's Donald Trump

[–]Jack_Donaghy_Jr 13 points14 points ago

I can't really blame Bill for that one. Those epic boobs were right in his face, which wouldn't have happened if he'd participated.

[–]SulMatul 3 points4 points ago

"Is this what the peasants do? Very well."

[–]ZaiRoX 3 points4 points ago

Trump couldn't afford a private stall?

[–]OtisAllanHazebrook 12 points13 points ago

I don't really like either of these men, but I also happen to think the wave is fucking stupid, so I think Bill handled this situation appropriately.

[–]number420pencil 33 points34 points ago

Republicans are stupid! Am I circlejerking yet?

[–]Mr_Muscles 10 points11 points ago

You could have attacked Americans as a whole as well, talked about how you were gay, but above all post this to /r/atheism.

[–]augustusgriggs 5 points6 points ago

To be fair, the wave completely sucks.

[–]StephenTheK1ng 8 points9 points ago

o'reilly is looking at her boobs

[–]hankofthehill 6 points7 points ago

Oh hey it's you. Do your AMA man.

[–]lagspike 5 points6 points ago

bill o'reilly believes the wave is a democrat symbol of socialism and chooses not to participate.

[–]boooourns 4 points5 points ago

This actually makes me like O'Reilly a little more. Fuck "The Wave"!

[–]mago184 14 points15 points ago

That's cause the wave doesn't belong at a baseball game. All it does is distract your team.

[–]sprizzle 18 points19 points ago

Dude, come on. Are you really the guy at the baseball game that gets mad when the wave starts? I hate that guy. It's just fun! The players are professional athletes, they get paid millions of dollars every year to not get distracted by the wave.

[–]zbowman 23 points24 points ago

the day i can't do the wave at a baseball game is the day the terrorists win

[–]mago184 2 points3 points ago

I let it happen, but I myself don't approve of it. I've been to several games where it's cost my team a run or two. It's hard to be a pitcher out there and see that your team is more interested in doing the wave than watching you pitch and try to bring home a win.

[–]Doshibu 2 points3 points ago

The people in the stands are not part of the team.

[–]pghgamecock 0 points1 point ago

I don't go to a game to watch the people in front of me stand up for no damn reason. I go to a game to watch the game.

The people who do the wave are the people who don't give a damn about the game that they actually came to see.

[–]Epic_Coleslaw 0 points1 point ago

In their defense, if they were at a Yankee's game they were already probably soulless and devoid of all joy.

[–]Bokononestly 0 points1 point ago

I feel bad for them. They're so famous they probably can't meet and hang out with regular people anymore so they have to call up other famous people and go on awkward playdates.

[–]Aaronmcom 0 points1 point ago

the wave goes up, the wave goes down...

Can't explain that.

[–]GDRolfe 0 points1 point ago

They're so rich, yet they can't afford a fuck to give.

[–]jigglemybowls 2 points3 points ago

it is not Donald Trump. same fake dead racoon on the head, different guy....

[–]FightingPolish 1 point2 points ago

Is that Snookie a couple seats over from Bill?

[–]Its_Ok_Im_An_Aussie 2 points3 points ago

For me, it's not that he didn't do the wave. It's the facial expression and the finger

[–]SilverSpider781 2 points3 points ago

Wait? Are these guys actual friends? THIS IS AMAZING! I BET THEY GO ON ALL SORTS OF ADVENTURES!

[–]jesse_h 1 point2 points ago

Douchebags gonna douche.

[–]Crackerjacksurgeon 2 points3 points ago

Quick, someone accuse them of lack of patriotism.

[–]ahmacrom 2 points3 points ago

Waves go up and waves go down. You can't explain that....

[–]Joe-ENG 2 points3 points ago

The two worst people ever.

[–]freshcrotch 5 points6 points ago

And they call themselves Americans

[–]somethingthathurts 6 points7 points ago

This is one of the few things i've seen O'Reilly do that i've actually enjoyed

[–]AmberMist -1 points0 points ago

Thought process of the two...

Money involved? No? Not doing it.

Slandering involved? No? Not worth it.

[–]Tqwen 2 points3 points ago

Oh my God, they didnt do the wave. Lets all criminalize them, because this is obviously indicative of their entire character...

You guys are mean sometimes :(

[–]Ceebs19 0 points1 point ago

Did nobody else think the guy behind them looks like Will Arnett? COME ON!!

[–]uzsbadgrmmronpurpose -1 points0 points ago

I always suspected Trump was a little slow

[–]BullNiro 0 points1 point ago

I love being the pantomime villain. Sporting events are great for this.

[–]Death_Taco 0 points1 point ago

Donald Trump and Bill O'Reilly looking mildly happy together.

[–]joeymelin 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why but I couldn't stop watching.

[–]eyebeans -1 points0 points ago

Enhance..

[–]werkahaulik94 -1 points0 points ago

Fuck it we'll do it live...i guess..

[–]arefx -1 points0 points ago

Donald: 1 O'Rielly: 0

[–]larogue -1 points0 points ago

Hes not fired up enough

[–]Wubble 0 points1 point ago

I like the guy in the yellow just video recording them.

[–]AlexCail -1 points0 points ago

Donald was delayed by checking those girls out.

[–]mrcow1 0 points1 point ago

I was kinda expecting Trump's hair to do the wave.

[–]scarpgarph -1 points0 points ago

Trump was just getting a good look at that girl's cleavage.

Then to celebrate he was like "woo!"

[–]thegooddoctor -1 points0 points ago

At least Trump pretended to look like he gave a flying fuck.

[–]ropers -1 points0 points ago

Papa Bear is absolutely epic in this.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Bill is such a sour puss

[–]pixelbits 0 points1 point ago

I'm surprised Donald's hair didn't participate as well.

[–]Viridovipera -1 points0 points ago

They are the 1% -- who did not do a proper wave.

[–]Miora -1 points0 points ago

Why the hell is Trump wearing a suit to a baseball game? He sticks out like a soar thumb

[–]StickyLavander 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if Trump delayness (yes I know I made up that word) is do to him being completely unaware of what's happening, or if he didn't want to do it, unless he saw a reaction out of O'Reilly.

[–]ohsosalty 0 points1 point ago

nailed it

[–]lessfrictionless 0 points1 point ago

Trump didn't want to upset the rug.

[–]DarkReaver1337 0 points1 point ago

Donald gave it he best. If he went any faster he could hurt himself. Also he was probably thrown off by Bill's lackluster contribution.

[–]kdiuro13 -1 points0 points ago

fuck it!!! I'll put my finger up.

[–]TheBeckwithSays 0 points1 point ago

GOT HEEEEEM!

[–]everycredit 0 points1 point ago

Ah, three things I hate: Bill O, Trump, and the Yankees.

[–]ruffledavenger -1 points0 points ago

I'm suprised pennies didn't rain down on them.

Hint:the guy behind them looks like Will Arnett.

[–]dregofsociety 0 points1 point ago

Bill o'Reilly needs to get laid. Trump obviously gets laid but due to age..

[–]westsidemonster 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't Donald know that you aren't supposed to have your duck face on all the time?

[–]TheDark1 -1 points0 points ago

Bill O'reilly: "Dem Tittays".

[–]originalredditor -1 points0 points ago

I take some small solace in the fact that those two typically appear to be absolutely miserable.

[–]SilentSamurai 1 point2 points ago

This makes me think of their wives reactions to their erections.

[–]PatSayJack 0 points1 point ago

Bill was busy looking at the boobies to realize why they were standing up.

[–]ianmk 0 points1 point ago

The slow load of the gif made this even funnier, haha.

[–]cfr33zy 0 points1 point ago

I wanna see the pic that guy behind them took

[–]TheJuBe -1 points0 points ago

You sure that's Trump? He looks too bloated to be the asshat... although the toupee is pretty convincing.

[–]lamest-liz 0 points1 point ago

My new OTP

[–]gentlemandinosaur 0 points1 point ago

This about sums it up.

[–]Khanman88 1 point2 points ago

they're getting old. it's no big deal

[–]Matt9515 0 points1 point ago

Bill O'reilly was like donald just fucking do it

[–]FeculentUtopia 0 points1 point ago

From the look of him, I think he meant to put up a different finger.

[–]whatcanbeworse 0 points1 point ago

do i detect a donald trump duck face at the end?

[–]Nothing2Special 0 points1 point ago

I saw this live.....I looked everywhere for it and couldn't find it. Kudos, my friend.

[–]uwotmate 0 points1 point ago

Hey I'm Grump I'm not so Gruuump...

[–]mercapdino 1 point2 points ago

Gotta say, I do the same at the ballpark. The wave is one of the most stupid fan activities. If you're there, watch the game.

[–]kinsmed 0 points1 point ago

Bill just liked being at breast level.

[–]Lokipokie504 -1 points0 points ago

Will someone PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, punch Bill O'Reilly in the face?!?! I would give a years worth of earnings to be present during such an occurrence.

[–]vargonian 0 points1 point ago

I had no idea people hated the wave so much.

Not that I ever attend sporting events.

[–]TheFlamingGit 0 points1 point ago

All I hear in my head is a stupid guy going "yayyyyyy.....yayyyyyyy"

[–]dcmrpy -1 points0 points ago

Verified miserable old cunts... verified.

[–]setht79 0 points1 point ago

I've done the Trump version myself, but I think it's better to just ignore the wave, rather than just pay it finger service.

[–]TheClayroo 0 points1 point ago

In all honesty, this is about as much effort as I give to the wave.

[–]mrp00sy 0 points1 point ago

I would upvote twice if I could.

[–]hazelpony2 0 points1 point ago

"I...I-Is this what the humans do for frivolity?"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Where's a meteor when you need one?

[–]Gothmaug 1 point2 points ago

That made me laugh unreasonably hard

[–]gbreezy367 1 point2 points ago

Two of my least favorite people rooting for my least favorite baseball team. Fitting

[–]Ultramerican 0 points1 point ago

Good, the wave is the most annoying fucking thing in the world at a ball game.

[–]Craigc9204 0 points1 point ago

[–]douchymcface 0 points1 point ago

I'm with Papa Bear on this one, the wave does not belong at baseball games.

[–]HideousClub 0 points1 point ago

Bill was deciding whether or not to argue with the wave.

[–]rorybbellows52 0 points1 point ago

Both of those people are terrible human beings.

[–]Inyourcargovan 0 points1 point ago

"Fuck it! I'll do the wave."

[–]psychroclasm 0 points1 point ago

"Please let it be his hair, please let it be his hair, please let it be his hair... Damn."

[–]sirdickface 0 points1 point ago

new fav gif kthx

[–]schmemoustache 0 points1 point ago

Bill O'Reilly don't give no fcks!