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Bane Reddit (i.imgur.com)
submitted 2 months ago by ozzymustaine
[–]LastRedCoat 690 points691 points692 points 2 months ago
Ah you think reposts are your ally? You merely adopted the reposts. I was born in them, molded by them. I didn't see the OC until I was already a man, by then they were nothing to me.
[–]xrawfish 158 points159 points160 points 2 months ago
The reposts betray you. They belong to me.
[–]upvoteOrKittyGetsIt 115 points116 points117 points 2 months ago
I'm reading this all in his voice, and it is wonderful. I wanna see the movie again.
[–]UK_Reddit_User 89 points90 points91 points 2 months ago
I'm not good at accents, even my inner monologue can't pull off a convincing Bane :(
[–]upvoteOrKittyGetsIt 61 points62 points63 points 2 months ago
Being drunk helps.
[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 54 points55 points56 points 2 months ago
Everything.
[–]ChemicalShenanigans 39 points40 points41 points 2 months ago
Except driving.
[–]littlelimesauce 29 points30 points31 points 2 months ago
Especially driving.
[–]goose90proof 40 points41 points42 points 2 months ago
Particularly crashing.
[–]attentionwhore01 11 points12 points13 points 2 months ago
No, drinking definitely helps in that regard.
[–]hihohannah 10 points11 points12 points 2 months ago
Upvotes for all
[–]BuckeyeBentley 18 points19 points20 points 2 months ago
Say "my cocaine" and you'll say "Michael Caine" like he would.
Tangentially related to Batman
[–]EmperorDPants 41 points42 points43 points 2 months ago
You mean Sean Connery talking into a Vacuum hose
[–]Whyareyoufollowingme 19 points20 points21 points 2 months ago
That was my first impression as well. Wasn't expecting the accent at all.
[–]freakball 4 points5 points6 points 2 months ago
Get out of my head
[–]upvoteOrKittyGetsIt 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Woah, cannot unhear.
[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 12 points13 points14 points 2 months ago
This may help, it's a short piece about Bane's inspiration for the accent he chose. Get your Gypsy on.
[–]ephellCL 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago
I heard your comment in his voice.
Now I'm hearing everything in his voice.
[–]ty23c 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
i try so hard to mimic him, but I just dont got the voice :(
[–]WGMindless 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
I know, right. His voice is so unique I can't even picture it in my head.
I mean, the Joker is pretty damn hard to do in real life, but at least you can imagine his voice easily in your head. Bane's voice is just too badass for even that.
[–]Throwawaydildo2 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Gives Great Bane and sucks it!
[–]BravoJohnnyBravo 4 points5 points6 points 2 months ago
Just don't hurt the damn kitty!
[–]upvoteOrKittyGetsIt 8 points9 points10 points 2 months ago
MOTHAFUCKA I AM SO SICK OF PEOPLE SAYING THIS!
I guess it's my own fault for choosing the name I did.
[–]MtHammer 4 points5 points6 points 2 months ago
Okay, okay! We'll stop pointing out the name. Just stay nice and calm. There's no need do anything rash...
[–]BravoJohnnyBravo 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
hehe time to follow you and post time and time again
[–]upvoteOrKittyGetsIt 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
I expected this response. Don't worry, though - You'll be lost among the others. I get that comment multiple times a day.
Well fuck me and being predictable. I am a repost :( let me guess someone else has said that too
[–]upvoteOrKittyGetsIt 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago
Don't worry man. Reddit is one big repost.
Speaking of reposts, I wanna see you comb your hair really fast.
only if you do the monkey with me
[–]HeyCarpy 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
I've been thinking of that fight scene in the sewer for days.
[–]asleeplessmalice 21 points22 points23 points 2 months ago
Calm down, user. Now is not the time for originality. That comes later.
[–]ColumnMissing 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago
I loved that line.
[–]asleeplessmalice 5 points6 points7 points 2 months ago
It was one of my favorites as well. That, the speech about light/darkness, and "Do you feel...in charge?"
[–]Megawatts19 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago
"I payed you a small fortune."
"And this gives you power over me?"
[–]blasto_pete 83 points84 points85 points 2 months ago
So much perfect.
[–]NarcissisticHedonism 15 points16 points17 points 2 months ago*
Looks like Snoo Snoo controls all. Seriously though, that was spot on.
Edit:spelling Edit2: Spoilers below, the whole movie summed up in 2 sentences
[–]listentohim 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
See, this is why I didn't look at the comments on anything TDKR related until today. Just saw the movie yesterday.
Yeah, sure was tough to avoid spoilers on here!
[–]NarcissisticHedonism 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Movie was something else wasn't it? I'm going to go watch it again next week.
[–][deleted] 2 months ago
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[–][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points 2 months ago
Bane didn't know that Batman didn't know that Bane wasn't the child.
[–]tq92 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago
Yeah I had to read that four times and I still got lost
[–]mr_e_hunter 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
I read that in Bane's voice
[–]alcakd 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago
You did, did you? And what? This gives you upvotes over me?
Do you feel.... the upvotes?
[–]zackychimchim 12 points13 points14 points 2 months ago
I like to think that bane did grow up in prison and that's why he took it upon himself to protect another child raised in prison. He just wasn't the child that escaped from prison by climbing out
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
Brilliant, this brings back the badassness he lost in that plot twist; also, that could be why he was able to take the entire prison when Talia escaped, a (longer than Talia's) life in the pit made him though as bricks.
I mean they broke his face but... he still took the entire prison
[–]johnlocke90 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Yes
[–]Then_Reality_Bites 6 points7 points8 points 2 months ago
Age has robbed you of your karma! Victory has defeated you!
[–]DelphicLike 18 points19 points20 points 2 months ago
I didn't see the light until I had to go to work, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!
[–]ChemicalShenanigans 3 points4 points5 points 2 months ago
Talos damn your reverse psychology.
[–]Tezerel -1 points0 points1 point 2 months ago
bro if you want negative karma, post batman spoilers
[–]MetallicDragon 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
You're gonna have to try harder than that.
[–]Stankykey 180 points181 points182 points 2 months ago
What a lovely lovely meme.
[–]Mickster1267 101 points102 points103 points 2 months ago
<blows up stadium>
[–]ANBU_Spectre 33 points34 points35 points 2 months ago
Blows up /r/funny
FTFY
[–]Souperlizard 6 points7 points8 points 2 months ago
We can only hope.
[–]Mystery_Hours 5 points6 points7 points 2 months ago
C'MON MAN, we were winning!
[–]Bullshit_quotes 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
"Pittsburg Sucks" -Leonardo DaVinci (he was a bengals fan)
[–]SuperMaxPower 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago
(no plot spoilers) I love how the player keeps running while everything explodes and scores a touchdown. He turns around and is like: "wat."
[–]kokoka 17 points18 points19 points 2 months ago
That's a lovely, lovely meme.
[–]lesser_panjandrum 59 points60 points61 points 2 months ago
No one cared who I was until I hosted on imgur.
[–]Knoxie_89 7 points8 points9 points 2 months ago
I can't say imgur in my head or out loud. How am I supposed to hear it in his voice?
[–]indefort 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago
Imager. One who makes images.
[–]Downvoted_Defender 9 points10 points11 points 2 months ago
You mean 'IM grrrr.
[–]Sir_Tiffy 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
http://imgur.com/faq#pronounce
[–]Downvoted_Defender 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
IMG does not sound phonetically the same as IMAG.
The 'A' sound is very distinct.
[–]rattlemebones 57 points58 points59 points 2 months ago
Ahhh! I was wondering what would break first... your will... or your F5 key!
[–]WastetimeViaReddit 96 points97 points98 points 2 months ago
What are you? Reddit: I'm your work productivity's reckoning.
[–]Stanley0724 17 points18 points19 points 2 months ago
Your name is so relevant to your comment!
[–]upvoteOrKittyGetsIt 12 points13 points14 points 2 months ago
Time you enjoyed wasting is not wasted time!
[–]AshesEleven 8 points9 points10 points 2 months ago
Spoken like a true time-waster!
[–]MollFlanders 55 points56 points57 points 2 months ago
"No! They'll expect one of us in the wreckage, brother!"
"Have the upvotes started?"
"Yes... the post rises!"
[–]pheonixrelife 4 points5 points6 points 2 months ago
Awesome.....
[–]NotaMethAddict 55 points56 points57 points 2 months ago
But, but, neverending Reddit on RES!
[–]lesser_panjandrum 53 points54 points55 points 2 months ago
Calm down NotaMethAddict, now's not the time to fear. That comes later, when you start clicking the random subreddit button.
[–]drunkdoc 22 points23 points24 points 2 months ago
...there's a random subreddit button?
EDIT: Found it, first subreddit it took me to was /r/katyperry ...that button is okey dokey
[–]Steve_the_Scout 10 points11 points12 points 2 months ago
It once took me to SpaceDicks...
I still love that button for boredom. I'll let that one time go.
[–]UK_Reddit_User 5 points6 points7 points 2 months ago
Spacedicks? There are worse pits that button could have cast you into. picsofdeadkids springs to mind
[–]MPC45000 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago
Random wont bring you to NSFW subs. Grab your pitchforks, we have a big fat phony in aisle 3.
Damn man, your account is less than 2 months old and you have over 150,000 karma. Plus, my RES says I have you at [+21].
How do you do it??
[–]grim_city 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Because people upvote him just because.
[–]xXNickelbackRulezXx 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
It's a blessing and a curse.
[–]Megasean99 55 points56 points57 points 2 months ago
If by sleep, you mean repeatedly click refresh, then okay.
[–]thelegalalien 13 points14 points15 points 2 months ago
this is what is currently happening
[–]JUSTCALLmeY 115 points116 points117 points 2 months ago*
related
[–]feureau 10 points11 points12 points 2 months ago
I've been looking for a good reproduction of that mask. So far I've only found cheap shit on ebay and some dude who charges $300 for something that looks like my Aunt build.
[–]vijrox 13 points14 points15 points 2 months ago
When you get one, don't wear it around. People will think you're gonna shoot up a theater.
[–]feureau 9 points10 points11 points 2 months ago
What?
I was talking about a cat-bane mask.
[–]captainondeck 5 points6 points7 points 2 months ago
Cat and TDKR a valuable karma combination.
[–]hansip 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
This meme is going places.
[–][deleted] 56 points57 points58 points 2 months ago
Death or exile?
[–]k-volare 90 points91 points92 points 2 months ago
ImHereForTheCookies, if you think we're going out into /r/spacedicks willingly, you have another thing coming.
[–]barnosaur 83 points84 points85 points 2 months ago
So you choose death... by r/spacedicks
[–]The_Renegabe 36 points37 points38 points 2 months ago
rebel cheer
[–]AbasementPark 16 points17 points18 points 2 months ago
Bring in the dancin' mercenaries!!!
[–]DarkDefiance 10 points11 points12 points 2 months ago
If you think we'll willingly walk the ice of 9gag, you've got another thing coming. Death.
[–]hansip 5 points6 points7 points 2 months ago
Death ? Death by reposts it is !
[–]iGodzilla_x -1 points0 points1 point 2 months ago*
"if you think we're going out onto that frozen lake willingly, you have another thing coming."
"Ok... so DEATH.. BY EXILE!"
EDIT: Why are people thinking it goes, "you have another think coming."? That doesn't make sense.
[–]theoriginalbrick 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
"If you think we'll walk on that ice willingly, you've got another thing coming."
"Death, then... By exile!"
[–]BrodyApproves 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Dr. Crane says that, not Bane...
[–]GFandango 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Death by exile to /r/spacedicks
[–]Mickster1267 15 points16 points17 points 2 months ago
"But I paid you to stay off reddit! And you think that gives you power over me?"
[–]Inamanlyfashion 10 points11 points12 points 2 months ago
Shit. I use hoverzoom.
[–]radicalporotta 14 points15 points16 points 2 months ago
And this gives you power over me?
[–]meatwad75892 16 points17 points18 points 2 months ago
I for one wouldn't mind if putting a Bane mask on everything was the next Reddit "thing".
[–]CrackInTheSky 4 points5 points6 points 2 months ago
Until Reddit runs it into the ground.
[–]Megawatts19 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Yeah I could see this blowing up into the next "arrow to the knee" fad. Sadly, if it reaches that status, it will make me hate that mask.
[–]TheRealIcepik203 6 points7 points8 points 2 months ago
http://2.cdn.tapcdn.com/images/thumbs/taps/2012/07/image-363470-bane-kitty-batman-know-your-meme-e58269d7-sz500x346-animate.jpg
[–]Bencool 10 points11 points12 points 2 months ago
Find me the source and then I will downvote YOU.
[–]Archers_bane 11 points12 points13 points 2 months ago
After recently getting Reddit Enhancement Suite, I don't think I have slept the past 2 weeks. I think I am actually dead right now.
[–]OMGitsJohnny 18 points19 points20 points 2 months ago
Dibs on your organs.
[–]bultonic 5 points6 points7 points 2 months ago
I want his heart at least, so I can gain his strength.
[–]HeyCarpy 4 points5 points6 points 2 months ago
I call the liver.
Mmmmm, liver.
[–]Shardwing -1 points0 points1 point 2 months ago
Did someone say Reddit Enhancement Suite?
[–]MiketGuy 4 points5 points6 points 2 months ago
No.
[–]Rosy895 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
That's what I promise myself... But then I just lay awake thinking about the funny posts I saw...
[–]BoonTobias 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Then later i see posts in my fucking dream, i actually had arguments with people on posts that don't exist
[–]angelfoof 3 points4 points5 points 2 months ago
Then in that dream I go to sleep, proud after my argument, and have another dream within that dream. Then I realise I'm in the wrong movie.
[–]SgtFailure 4 points5 points6 points 2 months ago
No one cared who I was, until I got an amazing username.
[–]CoyoteStark 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
Did anyone else read this as ggrgrgr grgrg purple gfrrgrgrgr?
[–]WastetimeViaReddit 4 points5 points6 points 2 months ago
Alfred: I never wanted you to come back to Reddit. I always knew that there was nothing for you here except pictures of cats and reposts.
[–]ANBU_Spectre 3 points4 points5 points 2 months ago
" I gave you so much comment karma!"
[–]radicalporotta 5 points6 points7 points 2 months ago
Do you feel worthy of an upvote?
[–]menwithrobots 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
I can sleep any time I want to, but if I miss too much reddit I'll be out of the loop. My dreams will never obssess over somethong that happened in Dreamland while I was awake
[–]Pdotdot 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago
No one cared who I was, until i made the meme.
[–]magnumPI611 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago
Do you think your karma gives you power?
[–]photolove8 4 points5 points6 points 2 months ago
But then there's r/new... oh god, it's infinite O__O
[–]wo0dstock 3 points4 points5 points 2 months ago
http://imgur.com/dIME0
[–]Trehnt 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
He reminded me of sean connery when I heard him in dark knight rises.
[–]pajac -1 points0 points1 point 2 months ago
Thanks!
[–]15r3Drzud123 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
Mathematically, could someone tell me how long it would take to actually purple every single link on Reddit, with no exceptions?
[–]lesser_panjandrum 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago
I'm pretty sure that new (or "new," at any rate) posts are made at a higher rate than anyone could read, never mind getting stuck into the backlog of older posts.
[–]hansmartin1 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
point taken, on my way to bed now!
[–]Blargame 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Ironic as this is the only link that wasnt purple...
[–]TangoOscarDD 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Unless browsing r/nosleep
[–]k4loyan 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Does that ever happen?
[–]ChayDaKidd 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
"Also...peace out!"
[–]Kietus 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
I very much approve you Bane Reddit
[–]Kattzalos 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
Goatse
I'm sorry
[–]baby_lamont 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
This is the first time I actually laughed out loud from an "advise animal" in a long time.
[–]Anchupom 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Considering my current sleep pattern is nigh-nocturnal due to the amount of time I spend on here (living in britain doesn't help, reddit's traffic increases when I start to feel sleepy), this image is very much representative of my relationship with reddit.
It's somewhere between a love/hate relationship and an abusive one.
[–]ShivaBowlShuffle 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Well, that picture certainly won't help my sleep problem.
[–]Oneskyonedestiny 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Am I the only one who clicks purple links?
[–]matsyes 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
I have RES, I shall never sleep!
[–]RedditUser88 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
http://qkme.me/3qb0or
[–]Screaming_Monkey 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
But I use Hoverzoom. I guess I'll be up for a while.
[–]Shadrahk 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
-goes to 'new' section- FFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
[–]GottaBeABoss 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
The reposter should wear the mask and let him suffocate. LOL
[–]Gawdlike 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Damn it auto delete history
[–]noodlesfordaddy 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Original source?
[–]motorstorm 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
hahaha. I love this. also, facehugger. cannot unsee
[–]prosty 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago*
The Reddit alien used here was originally done by artist Mike Mitchell. Be sure to check him out.
How I feel since starting nofap: http://qkme.me/3qb0vh
[–]kasirabbas 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
I wounder what Bane sounds like when he burps?
[–]imafugginunicorn -1 points0 points1 point 2 months ago
BANE'S MOUTH IS GOATSE(NEVER TO BE UNSEEN)
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
If this is original content, I'm extremely impressed.
[–]Mesilversurfsta -1 points0 points1 point 2 months ago
I will make all the links purple
[–]Dolanduckaroo 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Unless they are youtube links.
[–]mrob2738 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
You adopted r/spacedicks, I was born there
[–]Remedan 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
But then there is /new!
[–]ImAzura 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
When you look like that and sound like Sean Connery, it's hard to take you seriously.
[–]zyzzogeton 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
javascript:(function f(){var u=$(".up");if(u.length-1){setTimeout(f,1000);u[1].onclick()} })()
Done MOTHERFUCKER.
[–]Battlesmit 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Im interested. Will this actually work? if so, please explain (If you have time or patience) this line.
[–]zyzzogeton 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago*
Yep, paste it in chrome, make sure you have "hide if upvoted or downvoted" on in your options, go through and downvote the losers, then hit refresh. Lather rinse repeat.
You are a power Knight of New now
[–]AcesCharles2 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
You do not fear downvotes. You welcome it. Your punishment must be more severe.
[–]DrOne5hotk111 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
XD
[–]BoldAsLove1 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
This picture is a little too close to the truth.
[–]dreezyforsheezy 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Why don't you just edit your settings to not show up or down voted links? Problem solved. Sleep ensues.
[–]bluedevil355 -1 points0 points1 point 2 months ago
I DONT HAVE ENOUGH UPVOTES TO GIVE
[–]NICKFUCKFACE 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago*
Calm down, Reddit. Now is not the time to downvote. That comes later.
[–]HumanVelocipede 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Not even. Links on reddit usually always send me on some adventure through the interwebs. Stuck for hours more on some other site. It's worth it, though. Thank you, reddit.
[–]ggoodie12 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
I am your free-time's reckoning.
[–]whiterungaurd 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Am I the only person who would pay money to sound like bane? Just think he has a bad ass voice.
[–]h1079436 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
http://www.seeme.at/7Hu3h
[–]shankems2000 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Remember, you merely adopted Reddit, I was born in it!
[–]FudgeKickstands 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Your punishment must be more Sev-Ere!
[–]Humboldt79 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Does anyone have a link they could share that gives us more information on the technology behind Bane's mask?
[–]weyand1 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
No! I'm in control here!
[–]SegamanXero 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
But... But... But... Reddit is endless!?!?!
[–]SmartShark 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Wasn't it Batman who said the quote that this post is derived from? Somebody correct me if I'm wrong.
[–]Big_Vigilante 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
You are wrong. Bane said it to Bruce in the prison cell.
[–]ryanskeff 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Let the games begin!
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[–]chrill 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
"If I give you blue links, will you read all of them?"
"It would be very painful."
"You could skip the dull ones."
"For you."
[–]UBPancake 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
This is when I thought to myself.... "Shit..."
My links dont turn purple after i click them. So......i think im fucked.
[–]manuman109 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Somebody has the detonator! If you do not click all the links yourself without outside help, the bomb will go off and you will die.
[–]Mrmib 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
"If I make a small typo, will you be able to read it?" "It will be extremely painful..." "You're a smart guy-" "...For you."
[–]acarlrpi12 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Well, darn it. Guess I'm not sleeping tonight. I neglected Reddit for a Digimon and LoL marathon.
[–]bowiz2 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
No links go purple on the iPod app... Damn it I'll be up all night...
[–]Raymond890 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
If I log off, will you die?
It will be very boring...
You're a fun website
...for you
[–]dirtbkb 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
the links are never purple with hover zoom... ultimate torture... :(
[–]optipodelociraptor 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
reddit.com/r/bane
[–]bonbonelan 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
HAHAHAhahahhahahahahahahahhahahhahaa..... My eyes hurt so much.
[–]SuSp3cT333 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
RES night mode.... I guess I'm stuck here forever..
[–]Buff_N_Sexy 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
I use night mode. None of my links are purple
[–]jmatrix 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Single most truthful picture of reddit.
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
[–]LastRedCoat 690 points691 points692 points ago
[–]xrawfish 158 points159 points160 points ago
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