Wtf is going on up there Canada

Why do you think 90% of us live on the border? Similar to how the Nights Watch protects Westeros from White Walkers we protect North America from flying bears.

bigblackmac · 2 months

I feel like that's probably one of the best ways to die. "So, what happened to you?" asks St. Peter "Oh, you know...those damned flying bears"

q00u · 2 months

This makes no sense!

All the flying bears I know are super gentle.

big_trouser_snake · 2 months

Well, we Canadians have these in our Military: BEAR

Drunken_Economist · 2 months

http://i.imgur.com/OgpNS.jpg

SSgtChopsticks · 2 months

THEYVE GROWN WINGS PLEASE SEND HELP

surette · 2 months

Update: Families of victims apologize to bear for offending him.

Gordie_Howe · 2 months

The victims were beary surprised, furr sure.

lth5015 · 2 months

Flying bears? Lucky. We only have the right to bear arms.

Ranzera · 2 months

Colbert was right all along... shit.

kamenoko · 2 months

Winter is coming.

SmiteOdin · 2 months

We do not like to talk about our secret military jets... i mean.... NON military NON jets.

CarlFromAccounting · 2 months

Was it a European or African...wait a minute.

Black_Mirror · 2 months

The prototype was never meant to be released so early...

Peanut81585 · 2 months

Australians think they have it bad.

darkviper039 · 2 months

we're fucked eh

Cognoggin · 2 months

We're trying to teach them how to fly F-35's, but are experiencing issues with flight blindness.

bettorworse · 2 months

Stephen Colbert's worst nightmare.

NegativeCreep420 · 2 months

I actually know the guy that died in this accident, he worked with my dad years ago and I had met him and his son a few times. It's actually a sad story. :(

Ryan_22 · 2 months

Like the guy said, "we don't see this very often." Only every now and then.

MezzaCorux · 2 months

HA! My Helicopter bear worked. Die Canadians Die!!!

asnof · 2 months

We werent supposed to tell anyone, but here goes.

Us canadians are proud of our bears. So our national leaders had a secret pow-wow on how to make our animals better. It was determined that one would graft the wings of a cloned pterodactyl onto some bears. Only so we could share our greatest creature since the unicorn(theyre kept under wraps in the same building as the pterokodiak's).

During the "testing" stages the pair must have teamed up using their super-brains to escape the wretched place(they were only fed stale marshmallows and were forced to listen to madonna)

oostalker · 2 months

We fucking warned them not to take drop bears overseas, we can deal with them here in Australia but the rest of the world IS NOT READY for them.

definetlynotsam · 2 months

I could have sworn I locked that cage...

Donnage · 2 months

You folks in the States don't keep flying bears as pets?

slutburgor · 2 months

"often"

Shaunawald · 2 months

I even Live in Canada, a yet this doesn't make Canadian news...

flyingcanadia · 2 months

i swear i am not a bear.

Xanzent · 2 months

It's the motherfucking bearodactyl

handsomeyounglass · 2 months

Invasive drop bears from Australia :(

Rezonance · 2 months

The bear-o-dactyl does exist!!!

ipickurf8 · 2 months

Age of Mythology is extremely relevant.

penkap1 · 2 months

Yeah, and their money smells like maple syrup!

Seriously.

kdiuro13 · 2 months

perhaps these guys were standing under him

melvintink15 · 2 months

Still a better place to live than America.

flipfapper · 2 months

Seems like business as usual

Derpyblur · 2 months

Sometimes I just love being Canadian.

p9gxhho · 2 months

I don't think we have any flying bears around here, right?

Stabbytehstabber · 2 months

And all I can think of is the bearodactyl

lawngnome1 · 2 months

Yogi. Higher than the average bear! (wait a sec...)

GeorgeHarrison · 2 months

The bears.. They're EVOLVING...

AnIrrelevantElephant · 2 months

Well, a flying bear killed two Canadians.... Can't you read?

lisabadcat · 2 months

You mean that isn't normal for Canada? Oh yeah, no moose involved.

11kaatie · 2 months

Experimental hybrid bears escaped from the labs. Didn't you hear?

Luzzbightyear · 2 months

shits goin down up here

Zagarth · 2 months

Well you see, the Geese had planed a hist on the building next door. This was there distraction. Well done Geese.

rb7_brady · 2 months

"We dont see this very often" lmao i bet not

TheAdeptMoron · 2 months

There's a documentary on youtube called bear force one the movie. I think that will clear things up

Johnny_Thailborough · 2 months

Flying bear attacks are a lot more common up here than you'd think. The conservative media just keeps trying to cover it up. These stories are bad for tourism after all.

LittleWho · 2 months

Ok. So the first vehicle actually hit the bear which projected through the second, oncoming vehicle. It happened very, very near to my home and animals are known the cross there all the time.

Waitokkie · 2 months

well you're all doomed....

PuzzledJigsaw · 2 months

The end is nigh

robotco · 2 months

nothing! now, back away. you never saw this and this never happened.

Crankrune · 2 months

There evolving. We're all fucked now.

Xanderoga · 2 months

You mean to say you don't have flying bears in the U.S.?!

canchem · 2 months

It was no accident

CozyToes · 2 months

Same shit different day.

BlueEyez · 2 months

Just another day in Canadia

I_HATE_YOU_SO_MUCH · 2 months

When your camping in Canada you always gotta watch out for this guy.

internet_dragon · 2 months

http://oglaf.com/northerner/

AHaikuForEverything · 2 months

o canada, our

home of flying bears killing

accidentally

fiplefip · 2 months

"Surry" - Bear

win32ce · 2 months

And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well. I just don't understand it.

jraid · 2 months

i am a canadian and i deny everything

MagicMikegg · 2 months

Canada's greatest military secret is out. We were inspired by the Russian bear troops in red alert 3

249ba36000029bbe9749 · 2 months

They can take the bear and convert it into a larger version of the catcopter thus turning it back into a flying bear.

Gorbon · 2 months

"We don't see (this) often..."

Can someone please explain the use of parentheses in this title. It was probably explained to me once upon a time, but I don't get it. Emphasis?

PgunnG · 2 months

I read in another report, the bear was flying with so much force it went out the back window.

http://ca.reuters.com/article/topNews/idCATRE7573RN20110608

sirprizes · 2 months

Are these not drop bears?

Generic_Name_Here · 2 months

Sorry.

megamoose4 · 2 months

It's been one hell of a crazy summer.

EireJoker · 2 months

We dont see this very often. I'd fucking hope not

theamazingape · 2 months

I liked how you cropped the article to make it an imgur post instead of linking to the article so people could read it.

Carnifax66 · 2 months

They're like the Night's Watch in Game of Thrones. They protect us from all the crazy shit that's going on in the North

bigbear816 · 2 months

Bearodactyl!

Frogman7 · 2 months

I love how they had to add 'this' to the subtitle. Implies Canadian sheriffs can't see

Hehehe

Dwolfwood · 2 months

I feel awful for laughing so hard.

king_seven · 2 months

My favorite part is that he doesn't see it often, implying he sees it occasionally

ply447 · 2 months

Its a conspiracy, flying bears are the royal Canadian air force's drones.

Gortonis · 2 months

Looks like bears are gonna be back to #1 on the Threat Down

Cenfre · 2 months

I have the answers you seek

ridetheunicornwaiver · 2 months

i love how its not "i've never seen this before" but instead they said "We dont see this often"

Nightwing11 · 2 months

this is wrong.....

oldmanriver1 · 2 months

atleast it doesnt happen often.

funny

NEW! No gore or porn (including sexually graphic images). Other NSFW content must be tagged as such

MODERATORS

funny

NEW! No gore or porn (including sexually graphic images). Other NSFW content must be tagged as such

MODERATORS

you'll need to login or register to do that

create a new account

login