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How r/atheism reacts to "I'm a Christian and I have some questions" (i.imgur.com)
submitted 1 month ago by matei1987
[–]postguy2 369 points370 points371 points 1 month ago
This got an audible laugh from me.
[–]levistring 205 points206 points207 points 1 month ago
I think that is an LOL in internet speak.
[–]inevitable_deletion 146 points147 points148 points 1 month ago
Tell me more about this "LOL."
[–]Analbox 135 points136 points137 points 1 month ago
Huh. I always thought it was a little man drowning.
[–]weyand1 78 points79 points80 points 1 month ago
Can't unsee.
[–]IAMA_Ghost_Boo 57 points58 points59 points 1 month ago
lol
[–]curtdammit 17 points18 points19 points 1 month ago
/nosleep would shit their pants with you around... Just sayin'
[–]Chrome_Sponge 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago
I think you mean /r/is_my_writing_exercise_scary
[–]vincentk18 33 points34 points35 points 1 month ago
Then try to unsee these:
1; OK is a sideways man.
2; the word "bed" makes the shape of a bed
[–]Sheldor922 13 points14 points15 points 1 month ago
OGC
[–]ohmycleo 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
OGF
[–]nfun45 8 points9 points10 points 1 month ago
3; QK is a ninja.
[–]IraeDeorum 45 points46 points47 points 1 month ago
lol o
Tom Hanks and Wilson.
[–]gemini86 49 points50 points51 points 1 month ago
lol__________o___
Wilson, i'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[–]Currentlybaconing 16 points17 points18 points 1 month ago*
lol_____/\_shark :D
[–]greethan 12 points13 points14 points 1 month ago
Hello little man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!
[–]lordsilly 22 points23 points24 points 1 month ago
http://www.leagueoflegends.com/
[–]bloodnaught 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago
dat lol
[–]levistring 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
that is all I really know about it.
and there is this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOL
[–][deleted] 39 points40 points41 points 1 month ago
Nope. "Lol" does not actually mean "laugh out loud" any more. It means "I found that humorous."
[–]Dassnissen 12 points13 points14 points 1 month ago
^ IFTH, popularly referred to as LOL
[–]pillsbandydoughboy 8 points9 points10 points 1 month ago
True. "Lol'd" is for when you actually do.
[–]Pineapple-Yetti 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Well said. I hadn't thought of that but yes I did find that humorous.
[–]thehornedone 14 points15 points16 points 1 month ago
I thought that meant Lots of Love
[–]Imgonnatakeurcds 42 points43 points44 points 1 month ago
"I'm sorry for your loss. LOL"
[–]chopbustedfellowadul 7 points8 points9 points 1 month ago
Newsroom. Very nice. I'm enjoying that show immensely.
[–]DiscordianStooge 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
I'm glad there's someone else!
[–]DocOnDrugs 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
There are more than just two...at least 3 of us.
[–]Riotmaker 11 points12 points13 points 1 month ago
Txtspk is ded
[–]Program_These 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
An LOL, out loud! :O
[–]boxsteam 59 points60 points61 points 1 month ago
Let off some steam, Bennett.
[–]FlyingSaucerAttack 14 points15 points16 points 1 month ago
Don't wake my friend, he's dead tired.
[–]Given_to_the_rising 11 points12 points13 points 1 month ago
Remember Sully when I promised to kill you last?
[–]16th_hop 12 points13 points14 points 1 month ago
I lied...
[–]d889 70 points71 points72 points 1 month ago
Remember when I said I respect people regardless of beliefs?
I lied.
[–]winnie_the_slayer 26 points27 points28 points 1 month ago
Guys, I think he is referencing this
[–]juma606 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Derr.
[–]Kirk__Cameron 17 points18 points19 points 1 month ago
Well, instead of "don't hate the sinner, hate the sin." /r/atheism is "hate the belief, not the believer."
Unless you're a fundie Christian... then we do in fact hate you.
[–]yourfrigginguide 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
As I have from the very beginning
[–]Rainieri 10 points11 points12 points 1 month ago
It all depends on your attitude. Some Christians come here and ask very honest and polite questions and some come here with an ax to grind. If you come here wirh guns blazing you are going to be shot down fairly quickly.
[–]AndAnAlbatross 88 points89 points90 points 1 month ago
I am imagining this 100x more epic (exactly) by tiling together 100 of these from different movies. Or maybe just 25 different movies and some repeats and some desyncs. Until then, I can't vote on this. Sorry.
[–]Lobotomus_Prime 33 points34 points35 points 1 month ago
I don't think you could fit it into a .gif, but you could probably do a put a 10-minute long video on youtube of "battle preparations" from different movies.
[–]matei1987[S] 115 points116 points117 points 1 month ago
weekend project acknowledged
[–]OPscat 42 points43 points44 points 1 month ago
I now have you tagged as "look for a project"
Surely OP will deliver.
[–]Parker_I 22 points23 points24 points 1 month ago
You're his cat, you would know.
[–]OPscat 22 points23 points24 points 1 month ago
If he doesn't, I'll lie on his keyboard for two straight weeks.
[–]Parker_I 7 points8 points9 points 1 month ago
The horror!
[–]xxPhilosxx 10 points11 points12 points 1 month ago
I read it as OP scat...
[–]wangchung16 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago
OP, now you will have to deliver. And I will be waiting.
[–]cathartica 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
Gotta have the MacGruber whity tightities.
[–]kaczmarek 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago
I am actually now expecting this. Have you tagged.
[–]Benda 7 points8 points9 points 1 month ago
Don't forget "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhe58xORWG0
[–]AppleDane -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
This needs to be a part thereof
[–]matei1987[S] 15 points16 points17 points 1 month ago
Ok I'm actually going to try and put together a video this weekend of as many similar clips as I can find. Suggestions?
EDIT: Spelling
[–]dumnezero 14 points15 points16 points 1 month ago
Matrix, Robocop, Alien, Predator, Rambo (obviously), James Bond movies, Iron Man, Kill Bill (not sure) or probably any other movies from Tarantino...
[–]stealthsock 13 points14 points15 points 1 month ago
Hot Shots and some of the Batman movies also have scenes like this. Either way, greater minds than ours have already thoroughly explored and documented this phenomenon over at tvtropes.com.
[–]DrClaw_PhD 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago
This is a classic arming-of-the-hero scene from Greek epics. I would expect any war or superhero film to contain a scene like this.
[–]ell20 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
Aaaaaaand there goes my productivity.
[–]elementsoul 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago*
Could probably use the Boondock Saints, Half Past Dead, I think there's a usable scene in Ultraviolet, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, the Terminator movies, The first Punisher movie, probably anything that Bruce Willis stars in, Hot Fuzz, Lois had a good scene in family guy(not sure what episode though) I'll update with more as they come to me.
[–][deleted] 1 month ago*
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[–]Fordiman 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
And Scott Pilgrim.
[–]AndAnAlbatross 9 points10 points11 points 1 month ago
Gotta recommend Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead
[–]razor4life 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago*
No suit up montage is complete without Bat-ass
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJZgfLkt9aA&feature=player_detailpage#t=10s
[–]futureblap 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Definitely Inglourious Basterds, specifically where Shoshanna puts on her lipstick.
[–]HymenAnnihilator 72 points73 points74 points 1 month ago
Relax it's a start. Just remember that most christians are doing this and trying to type at the same time http://i.imgur.com/siCgD.gif
[–]ChemicalSerenity 43 points44 points45 points 1 month ago
I LOL'd...
[–]RHCP4Life 12 points13 points14 points 1 month ago
I fucking love reddit
[–]ReggieJ 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
That pic expresses my feel very well.
[–]TheShadowFog 32 points33 points34 points 1 month ago
Wow. Seriously?
[–]HymenAnnihilator -8 points-7 points-6 points 1 month ago
Yup. 100% When they're feeding CHILDREN lies and telling them that science is wrong, they deserve to be treated as such. This is the real world, not fucking feel-good sunday school bullshit.
[–]3rdStageNavigator 10 points11 points12 points 1 month ago
To be fair, ShadowFog's comment might have been directed at your username.
[–]Godfodder 33 points34 points35 points 1 month ago
So brave.
[–]Scrayton 17 points18 points19 points 1 month ago
Not the first time I couldn't tell if someone was doing a parody of /r/atheism or being serious.
[–]NotSureIfPoesLaw 8 points9 points10 points 1 month ago
I vote "nay."
This is a Poe's Law corollary for atheism.
[–]SnowJoust 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago
See, I don't understand why comments like yours are downvoted.
At first I used to think like a 14 year old all "yeah screw those guys because they are a different group than me!" about hardcore christians,
Then I got to the downvote hater mindset of "we should respect them no matter what",
But most recently it's more of a "ok, this is a societal force that is actively making the world terrible in a lot of ways, so why not screw them".
I can understand both sentiments, but votes based not on religion and public policy based on facts and science instead of christian values is something I would love, so I think its ok to point out that those things are not ok.
[–]throwaway5345371 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
Because you're judging an massive group of people based on a few extremists?
[–]demon1255 9 points10 points11 points 1 month ago
No all christians are evil dude, it's basic science.
[–]floppypick 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
Indoctrinating children with lies, and fairy tales is pretty messed up. Now imagine if you were threatened with 'hell' for doing natural things like masturbating.... Oh, whoops, Christians totally do that as well.
[–]demon1255 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
See? Science.
[–]colemorris -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
Here's a novel thought: Not all Christians even tell their children about religion. Many are far too busy to attend church, and just leave their children be until the children are of an age where they can reason things for themselves.
Case in point: My parents.
[–]SIR_SNAKE 18 points19 points20 points 1 month ago
Well that is more rude than I thought it would be...
[–]ncm3t4l 16 points17 points18 points 1 month ago
As rude as asserting nonbelievers will roast in torture for eternity? Poppycock.
[–]cosmo120 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
As rude as automatically assuming all Christians are the same judgmental assholes? Balderdash.
[–]fireline12 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
If you want the moral high ground, you probably shouldn't call the opposition retarded.
[–]aeyuth 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago
even better? they'll have deserved it for not kissing ass.
[–]FactoverFaith 88 points89 points90 points 1 month ago
More like, http://i.imgur.com/tHw0b.gif
[–]burtonmkz -3 points-2 points-1 points 1 month ago
I laughed, good take on it, but to me it seems more like this, where /r/atheism is Neo stopping poorly reasoned or crazy arguments in mid-air.
[–]fiveifrenzy6 24 points25 points26 points 1 month ago
Or you could see it as the reverse. neo is the christian who is ignoring every logical argument that r/atheism throws at them and waving them away with circular reasoning.
[–]on_the_redpill 8 points9 points10 points 1 month ago
Yeah, this is more accurate since there is one Christian listening to many atheists.
[–]goal2004 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
Yeah, this is more accurate since there is one Christian pretending to listen to many atheists.
FTFY
[–]scandel95 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago
This.
[–]CudleWudles 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago
That.
[–]alexdelicious 7 points8 points9 points 1 month ago
And the other thing.
[–]throwaway5345371 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago
The bravery in this thread is off the charts
[–]QuicklyMade 7 points8 points9 points 1 month ago
I like when throwaways talk about bravery.
[–]justbarno 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago
I rented Commando at least 20 times as a kid, definitely spent more on rentals than the movie would have cost.
Was my favorite for at least 5 years.
[–]mrpeterandthepuffers 8 points9 points10 points 1 month ago
My Grandpa had it on VHS. I would ask to go to my Grandpas every weekend and we would watch it together. Then we would eat ice cream and build forts.
Brb, going to hug Grandpa.
[–]ecb29 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago
FYI this is a popular literary trope known as Arming of the Hero, originating with Homer's Iliad.
[–]mowza 31 points32 points33 points 1 month ago
How Christianity reacted to "I'm an atheist and I have some questions" for most of the last 2000 years. Teletubby edition
[–]tanhan27 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago
Does a past of being mistreated justify a present of mistreating others?
[–]Renownedwolfman 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago*
Well the teletubby gif was actually what really happens, and the original gif with arny is more of a metaphor.
[–]ThatIsMyHat 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
I did once kill an atheist telletubby for not believing in God, but I did it by drowning him, not with fire.
[–]Fordiman 22 points23 points24 points 1 month ago
Persecution and murder == being a bit overcritical.
[–]nanoharker 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Only smart post in this thread and you get downvoted... Go /r/atheism!
[–]Rebdomine 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago
Are you fucking high? Getting butt hurt on the internet is the same as getting burned alive and persecuted? Grow the fuck up.
[–]Gnometard 16 points17 points18 points 1 month ago
Funny how all the "Im christians and I have some questions" posts are nothing more than "I saw someone else post this shit 20 minutes ago, I want to try for myself now"
[–]yourfrigginguide 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Whenever we bring up some tough questions they can't answer they always make up a bullshit answer or avoid the question entirely. It's quite fun.
[–]coprolite_hobbyist 41 points42 points43 points 1 month ago
There isn't nearly that much preparation needed.
[–]Jeroknite 47 points48 points49 points 1 month ago
Yeah, but we like to make a show of it.
[–]sleepyj910 14 points15 points16 points 1 month ago
I think the excitement level matches.
[–]Llim 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
What movie is this?
[–]DrNingNing 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago
you should see how christians react to "I'm muslim and wish to live in 12th century western Europe", "I've studied the stars, and the sun is the center of our local system", "I'm atheist and would like a dialogue on god in schools"
[–]cantactuallyconfirm 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago
As an atheist who frequents the /r/atheism subreddit I can confirm that the vast majority of subscribers are committed to pumping you up.
[–]OurMisterBrooks 9 points10 points11 points 1 month ago
They're arming themselves with facts.
[–]kriegler 10 points11 points12 points 1 month ago
Personally, I think this attitude mostly comes from all the times christians come on here and are dicks. I know I was willing to give people the benefit of the doubt and answer questions calmly and fairly when I first started reading this sub. However, I've tango-ed with too many trolls and self-righteous, bigoted morons to be anything but skeptical whenever someone mentions that they are a christian here to 'talk'.
[–]stormchaser 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago
Dude you misspelled mormons
[–]Kalean 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
I don't know - I've been treated pretty poorly in some instances without provocation. Of course, if I stick to the 'new' section that doesn't usually happen. It's usually on the front page posts that people get up in arms.
[–]roachwarren 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago
How christians react to "I'm anyone and I don't share your beliefs"
[–]krallice 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago
Bashing r/atheism on r/atheism is so meta
Who's bashing? This is a lighthearted joke by our standards.
[–]WolfySnackrib 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
All done! Geared up and everything. What's your question?
[–]EvilAnagram 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
That movie is awesome.
[–]AdmiralDave 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Stick around!
[–]DrClaw_PhD 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
From the thumbnail pic, I was expecting him to disrobe.
[–]Beatcrushers 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
I'm a christian and I have some qu... READ THE FAQ!!!
[–]Fohtman 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
Youuuuu sonnnn offfff aaaa bitch (insert Arnold voice over)
[–]mgmulet 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
What a nice fantasy...because in real life, its exactly the other way around!
[–]TheDisillusionist 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
"Remember when I said I'd kill your faith in scriptural justification last?"
"That's right, atheist, you did!"
"I lied"
[–]trunky 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Commando is one of the funniest movies of all time.
[–]ElGuano 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
To be fair he did come on and right out ask "why are you so full of hate?"
[–]theycallmestew 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
The weapons and ammo being fact, rational thinking, and evidence, right?
[–]simsoy 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago
In all honesty we shouldn't react in that way to people being different or thinking different things than us.
[–]sj070707 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago
And they're always "honest" questions too.
[–]RhomboidStorm 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
They may not always be "honest" questions, but we should treat them as such. To do otherwise, while theaputic, is ultimately detrimental to our cause. We are supposed to be the ones using reasoning over "gut feeling". If someone trolls, answer with a smile and let them look the fool.
[–]ncm3t4l 8 points9 points10 points 1 month ago
"I assert fairy tales are true without question, but I have questions..." Makes NO fucking sense.
[–]zombiesingularity 12 points13 points14 points 1 month ago
Questions about atheism, I'm pretty sure he meant.
[–]Subhazard 15 points16 points17 points 1 month ago
Do we really want to punish people for asking questions? Isn't that was atheism is all about?
[–]Tanbobman5 7 points8 points9 points 1 month ago
TIL theists literally are not allowed to question anything as long as they believe in god
[–]ncm3t4l 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
You learned that today, they learn that before they can begin to think.
[–]on_the_redpill 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
That's how you know they're on the path from the doublethink stage to the cognitive dissonance stage.
[–]CombinationPizzaTaco 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Calm yourself Arnie, save it for the fight.
[–]nexlux 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago
I am the opposite, I try to answer any sincere questions as best as possible in a welcoming way. Not everyone is forced to follow laws dictating your every aspect of life and I like to make that clear to those who have not had the chance to see this.
[–]B0ldly_Going_N0where 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago
More like, "You have piqued my interest..."
[–]pdxb3 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
"Hi traditional southern pentecostal church, sorry to interrupt your snake-shakin' ceremony... I'm a muslim and firm believer in sharia law, and I've got a few questions..."
[–]WallOfSoup 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
And the answer typically is: "All that stuff that you believe in that cannot be proven nor disproved scientifically? Well you are wrong and stupid for thinking that way and we are right because Atheism is slightly less like that. We mock you . "
You all are really agnostic and don't know it (I hope. Otherwise you all are as equally fucking retarded as a fundie bookthumper). Grow up. Once you accept that, things get easier and you can finally concentrate on stuff that actually matters in this short life you have.
[–]foevalovinjah 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago
This is the post that will make me unsubscribe. If this is what gets upvoted its proof of how young the group is.
[–]Sketch257 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
bye
Go on then. Make sure to create a whiny self-post on your way out, sonny.
[–]oddballodd 7 points8 points9 points 1 month ago
"I'm a Christian and I have some questions" means "I hope you don't mind if I try convincing you of something that you don't believe".
[–][deleted] 21 points22 points23 points 1 month ago
I was once a Christian, and I had some questions.
[–]ProjectD13X 7 points8 points9 points 1 month ago
Same, they got answered
[–]clashmo 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
its the only way to get out.
[–]on_the_redpill 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago
Not necessarily
[–]smashpants 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago
This is completely true. I'm an atheist and there are some of the biggest assholes on r/atheism. So, you don't believe in God? Cool. So you're smarter, wiser and better looking than everyone else? Cool. Please, continue being a dick.
[–]IgorsEpiskais 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Nice one, here you go, one internetz, sir. You earned it!
[–]GuessWho_O 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago*
How Cristians react when Athiest have questions.
http://imgur.com/CMxDT
edit: well, u get it
[–]meatsbeat 7 points8 points9 points 1 month ago
Cristians?
[–]1nf1del 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Fantastic. I love it when I laugh awkwardly in a quiet public place. Well done, sir.
[–]CodeRedFox 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Some one should replace all the weapons with books...
[–]dboy05 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
so atheists do the same thing that they hate christians for and that is being open about their "religion" or lack of?
[–]darkangelx 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
We hate being prepared for a battle of wits even though we know our opponent(s) will be coming unarmed? Yes yes we do.
[–]stlouisbrowns -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
Any Xtian who goes to /atheism to "ask questions" is selling, not buying.
[–]WilliamAgain -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
You guys ever wonder why r/atheism is treated as a joke by 99.8% of the other communities?
[–]FSMfan 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago
No but I do wonder why all the people that hate it, come to it, read it, and post to bitch about it so often.
[–]Fordiman 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
Because people believe silly shit.
[–]vadergeek 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
So, I should start all my answers with "ICE to meet you"?
[–]the_last_carfighter 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Arnold says: iz twuu
[–]Demotic 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
That's an understatement.
[–]Lisawatchesmefap 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
hello, helloo,hellooo,helloooo and goodbye
[–]Klaus_Uberstein 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
In one of my classes in grade school I looked into someone's desk and saw a black marker and I did my face like that because Commando was my favourite movie. I didn't understand why the teacher was so mad but she made me apologize to the owner of the desk for using her markers.
[–]felipec 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Shoot :D
[–]stereotypeless 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Commando...my god where's my vhs player
[–]Deahtop 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Arnold's a Christian. He's also a republican.
[–]ZackyBeatz 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
LoL...
[–]Rayneworks 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
I like how he hits the grip of the revolver like he's loading a magazine fed handgun.
[–]Longjohn_Server 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
It's rather apt. The armor and weaponry represent the collections of evidence we atheists can use to respond to questions. Either to defend ourselves from attack, or to attack in retaliation.
[–]Pianotico 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
I don't need to be more than half awake with a sandal in my hand to be honest.
[–]FeloniousD 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Holy shit, I BELIEVE!! I've seen the light! Miracles can happen. How else would a commando gif get posted when I myself am going commando for the first time in like five years? Praise Jesus!
[–]Chelliott 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
This is classic!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slKULc8W7lM
[–]gergl 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
relevant, http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DqlicWUDf5MM&v=qlicWUDf5MM&gl=US
[–]meatwad75892 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
I'm more like Mr. Bean manning a .50 caliber.
[–]Loki364 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
win
[–]thatguy1717 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Lol you son of a bitch. Just spewed out my whiskey/coke and busted out at the bar.
[–]slapdashbr 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
I got my baby-size microwave ready
[–]Marxist_Engels 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Somebody is subscribed to r/toosoon besides me...
[–]Pherrot 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
[–]YamCake 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
That was clever.
[–]smthingwitty 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Ahnuld's ready to shoot down some sky wizards now
[–]SexWithTwins 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
The painful truth is, the reason why "we" tend to act like that sometimes, is because of the times we've asked questions of theists, and after the preliminary politeness have been told everything from "it's not supposed to make sense" to "I don't want to see you burn in hell", as if that's supposed to instantly turn us into Billy Graham.
[–]footballguy15 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Can I see an example?
[–]DrDeath666 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
I love when reddit makes me, literally, laugh out loud.
[–]andersonb47 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Does anyone have a slower version of this? I actually found it more amusing as it loaded.
[–]Skepgnostic 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Not quite.
[–]pkkilo 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
that is the greatest action comedy ever. And at first viewing Bennett seems like a terrible villain and looks to be totally outmatched by Arnold's character. However, after a couple of viewing you realize that he is in fact an amazing villain, and absolutely hilarious. Quite possibly my favorite movie villain ever and my favorite film.
[–]Noxdus 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
This belongs in /r/funny
[–]ibangwhores 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Hilarious
[–]WickedMystic4 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
I have always wondered if atheist say " Oh my god"?
[–]CpnJustice 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago
I do all the time. It's just an expression. I also say, Bless you, when people sneeze.
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