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[–]jjames065 30 points31 points ago

Jake's daydream was hilarious.

[–]SG804 6 points7 points ago

I loved when he just started swaying back and forth in the dream while PB was shaking him awake.

Edit: someone please make a gif of that clip, as well as Jake picking up PB and breaking through the wall with his massive head.

[–]GinInsideMyTonic 6 points7 points ago

Here ya go

Jake's dream: http://www.reddit.com/r/adventuretime/comments/xf3pm/burning_low_discussion/c5ltgzx

Head-butt: http://www.reddit.com/r/adventuretime/comments/xf3pm/burning_low_discussion/c5lv4sh

[–]SG804 2 points3 points ago

Thanks! I need to lurk more.

[–]Azumango 33 points34 points ago

My favorite line from that episode was "Collecting taxes."

[–]chillyphilly 9 points10 points ago

Yeah, I don't get it...they don't live in the Candy Kingdom. What right does PB have to levy taxes upon them? Also, you'd think that all the free hero-ing that they do might earn them a pass.

[–]Sunergy 28 points29 points ago

My assumption was that Princess Bubblegum just needed some gold and jewels for some kind of secret experiment, and neither Finn nor Jake have a clear idea of what taxes actually are.

[–]gwarsh41 5 points6 points ago

Plus, what does she use money for. I have never seen them use money, when currency comes up, Finn always says he is broke. HE HAS PILES OF GOLD AND GEMS! What do those crazy candy people use for money?

[–]szand0r 1 point2 points ago

Probably candy, chocolate coins and whatnot.

[–]katluvr33 11 points12 points ago

Makin' bacon pancakes!

[–]amongstheliving 6 points7 points ago

BACON, BACON, BACON PANCAKES!!

[–]jellywish 10 points11 points ago

OCCUPY CANDY KINGDOM

[–]Salva_Veritate 23 points24 points ago

I'm about 10 episodes behind and I don't have the remotest inkling of what's going on here. Seriously, put yourself in my shoes. This is so far out of context it needs a spacesuit.

[–]user_without_a_soul 11 points12 points ago

it was in last night's episode, you'll get it once you see Burning Low.

[–]Salva_Veritate 16 points17 points ago

I'll get the joke eventually. But not having seen it, it's surreal to imagine how this could possibly make sense.

[–]user_without_a_soul 17 points18 points ago

trust me, it doesn't, but that's AT.

[–]Chapter26 2 points3 points ago

I saw this. Was confused. Watched the episode. Still confused but this time I laughed :)

[–]V2Blast 0 points1 point ago

It's cool, I don't even keep up with every episode, and I only recently started watching. I'm as clueless as you.

[–]High5King 33 points34 points ago

why is president porpoise wearing dress blues? he isn't in the military.

[–]Nrussg 36 points37 points ago

He's president only in tittle, in reality he is dictator who came to power after a military coup.

[–]High5King 5 points6 points ago

i feel silly asking this but i can't tell what branch of the military this uniform is from

[–]charliedayman 6 points7 points ago

Take a wild guess.

[–]High5King 7 points8 points ago

Air force maybe?

[–]Cuboner 18 points19 points ago

He's a porpoise. Where do porpoises live?

[–]High5King 10 points11 points ago

Fuck the navy and i'm part of the navy jrotc.

[–]Cuboner 9 points10 points ago

It's ok, I enjoyed helping you along your journey.

[–]High5King 2 points3 points ago

thank you my friend i hope to see you again some day.

[–]Cuboner 2 points3 points ago

I'm the mystic, it's my job to show up again at the end of the journey.

[–]wickedfarts 0 points1 point ago

In a pineapple under the sea?

[–]Hawkmoon333 1 point2 points ago

Definitely Air Force. I hear he's an excellent jumper.

[–]High5King -2 points-1 points ago

lols that is all

[–]CDBSB 5 points6 points ago

This is exactly what I came up with. I like the cut of your jib.

[–]DraQula 3 points4 points ago

I like that you said "cut of your jib." Enjoy this gift!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=RyJVaIrn0bw#t=229s

[–]CDBSB 1 point2 points ago

Will you be my new Internet bestie?

"He said 'Evil's okay in my book, how' bout yours?' and I said 'Yeah, baby, YEAH!!' "

[–]R3DFx 21 points22 points ago

It's ok, he did it on porpoise.

............................................I'll show myself out...

[–]High5King 2 points3 points ago

that made laugh good show

[–]JeanRalfio 5 points6 points ago

Me that too

[–]High5King 5 points6 points ago

what?

[–]Vendetta476 7 points8 points ago

He was poking fun at your sentence structure.

Ironically, you got confused when he did the exact same thing.

Captain Obvious

[–]High5King 1 point2 points ago

thank you

[–]DraQula 6 points7 points ago

Why does it matter? He's President Porpoise, he DGAF.

[–]High5King 3 points4 points ago

I don't know what that means.

[–]jruff7 5 points6 points ago

IDGAF = "I don't give a fuck"

[–]eagleis25 3 points4 points ago

Ergo, DGAF = Dont give a fuck

[–]jruff7 4 points5 points ago

Precisely, Watson!

[–]High5King 0 points1 point ago

thanks

[–]The_Yoshi 16 points17 points ago

The seaconomy has been hitting citizens hard lately. Mister porpoise better do something, or they could be headed for an aquatic recession!

[–]DadsTheMan69 13 points14 points ago

Looks more like Corporal Porpoise.

[–]Hawkmoon333 6 points7 points ago

He's working his way up the ranks.

[–]Darth_Hobbes 14 points15 points ago

On behalf of everyone else from the Front Page: The Fuck?

[–]EmilTheHuman 14 points15 points ago

goddammit I love this show.

[–]love_lolita 4 points5 points ago

*gasp * PRESIDENT PORPOISE!

[–]GrammarGorilla 6 points7 points ago

Thank you...so much

[–]brussels4breakfast 2 points3 points ago

Gawd that looks weird!

[–]tonyvila 1 point2 points ago

I find it interesting that President Porpoise is the first duly elected leader that has been mentioned. All the other leaders have been monarchs of one stripe or another.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

This has something to do with the ending of "Memories of Boom Boom Mountain", I just don't know what.

[–]lobosss 0 points1 point ago

any one got a gif of the president?

[–]DrunkNessMonster -4 points-3 points ago

Fuck a you dorphin!!!!!