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[–]overweightanorexic 8 points9 points ago

Facepalm.jpg, because you can't tell the difference between a cherry and a tomato.

[–]Yellow_Vespa -2 points-1 points ago

Cherry tomatos.

[–]allinstride123 11 points12 points ago

they look like marachino cherries to me?

[–]ametalfellow 5 points6 points ago

I must be super wise, because I don't put peppers, cucumbers, zucchinis, pumpkins, squash OR eggplant in there either!

[–]Yellow_Vespa 1 point2 points ago

I try to leave out avocados as well.

[–]ametalfellow 1 point2 points ago

This makes you extra-super wise, and makes me also understand why my fruit salads haven't been very popular.

[–]seekfear 6 points7 points ago

[–]RedSquidz 1 point2 points ago

very nice! Did you try hollowing it out at all? I imagine it'd be a bit tougher than a pumpkin

[–]seekfear 0 points1 point ago

i did, it was easy with a long spoon and patience.

[–]RedSquidz 0 points1 point ago

sounds fun. And wet. And sticky. Wet, fun, and sticky.

[–]StandardKangaroo 1 point2 points ago

That sounds a lot like something else.

[–]cat-a-cat-cat 3 points4 points ago

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I SEX!

[–]RedSquidz 1 point2 points ago

from a biological standpoint, vegetables don't exist! Go fruit!

[–]anzie 2 points3 points ago

If a tomato is a fruit, then ketchup is a smoothie.

[–]bustedandfrumpy 0 points1 point ago

this is amazing.

[–]kenzyson 0 points1 point ago

tomato and watermelon goes great together

[–]WanderinMan420 0 points1 point ago

from the thumbnail it looks like a green creature of some sort

[–]mahermiac 0 points1 point ago

You must watch Chopped?

[–]degandi[S] 0 points1 point ago

Hell's Kitchen and Top Chef are cool, I haven't watched them in a while. Had to Google "Chopped" though.

[–]GhostOfJulesVerne 0 points1 point ago

Ever had a home-grown grape tomato? It's like heroin for your taste buds.