And here's what's happening in my neck of the woods...

yourenzyme · 1 month

Did it fix his Internet?

smellhound · 1 month

He just destroyed the two things he would have found on the Internet.

IHeartmyshihtzu · 1 month

FIRST OFF, THAT FUCKING CAT DIDN'T GET ME ANY KARMA, THEN YOU WONT COSPLAY OR MAKE ME VIDEO GAME RELATED CRAFTS! WHAT GOOD ARE THE TWO OF YOU?

ServerGeek · 1 month

I'm assuming that he's not a redditor because he threw a cat.

Paulus81 · 1 month

This should be put in r/funny. I mean it's not funny, but it is.

FromaLand · 1 month

I read it as police man throws cat out window, punches woman.

wellhushmypuppies · 1 month

Cumberland where? Make me proud and say "Maryland."

UnicornPumaShark · 1 month

When you get cable bundled with internet, you may get a shitty package
When you get a shitty package, internet sometimes goes down
When internet goes down, you get angry
When you get angry, you throw cats out of a window and punch women.

...

Don't throw cats out of a window and punch women. Get DirecTV.

StuporCollider · 1 month

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CHAAAZZZZ · 1 month

I guess you can say, he no longer has pussy.

mojo923 · 1 month

holy shit is the cat ok?

narcolepticpathos · 1 month

"Suspect apparently upset over lack of Internet access." That sounds like an appropriate reaction to me.

apaq11 · 1 month

Hmmm he couldn't post his cat on the internet so he made it into the Newspaper (the pre 90's internet) instead which then made it on the internet. Pretty clever if you ask me.

BagOdonutz · 1 month

Read that in Al Rokers voice.

thebardingreen · 1 month

Story.

jmb1406 · 1 month

Did you make that shadow puppet on purpose? I see a dog.

Frankie_Soup · 1 month

Well without internet, what purpose does a cat serve

fazh · 1 month

Couldn't get on Reddit so had no use for his cat

FUNWITHPUNS · 1 month

He just wasn't feline his Internet service.

theofficialposter · 1 month

All he had to do was turn them off and back on again...

tammytaintress · 1 month

This is why Cumberland is known as the land of locked up or knocked up----lack of internet leads to animal tossing

MoogleMachina · 1 month

I initially saw this from a co-worker's screen. The article title looks a lot funnier when you can't see the colon

BlimeyChaps · 1 month

I can imagine this as an angry reaction image gif

STUN_Runner · 1 month

And so arose a new expression, "Cat-throwingly bad internet."

Ihasn · 1 month

must be someone from digg

declar · 1 month

Internet withdrawal: May cause spontaneous attempts of LOLCAT creation and random acts of violence in order to recreate misogynistic chat room rants.

LastRedCoat · 1 month

I guess if he couldn't get karma for posting pictures of his cat online anymore the logical course of action was defenestration. I can't justify his battery of the woman though, that's a despicable act.

prometheus1981 · 1 month

Probably a redditor

mrRico · 1 month

you know you're guilty of it too!

KickinInShangers · 1 month

Simultaneously?

Davis2aw · 1 month

Ohio...?

HankSpank · 1 month

He had everything that the Internet is used for yet he threw it all away.

Jdds1989 · 1 month

Was this the cumberland in rhode island?

bkeyton · 1 month

was this in Maryland?

cantbsrs · 1 month

Going after a cat. War declared against Reddit.

Lebran · 1 month

I refuse to believe that a domestic cat posesses the physical fortitude to punch a grown woman.

loltdubs · 1 month

Damn those people-punching cats!

stosh13 · 1 month

hey man sometimes you really gotta check reddit.

smokedogg · 1 month

That's what happens when reddit shuts Down.

dibbledabbledobble · 1 month

Cat chewed the cord, the redditing woman defended it.

Sengura · 1 month

I read that as "Policeman throws cat out the window, punches woman"

All these police brutality posts have gotten to me.

Xx255q · 1 month

That's how I break the ice

spark_dragon · 1 month

I first read "Policeman throws cat out window..."

MikeySteamboat · 1 month

cumberland, md?

seemylolface · 1 month

For some reason before I even clicked on the link I knew this was in West Virginia. Then I read the newspaper headline and knew I had to be right.

Am I right? Is this from WV?

joe1984williams77 · 1 month

...and this fucking cat pissed in my briefcase!(punch)

whydoyoulook · 1 month

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trolledbytech · 1 month

Are you from a trailer park?

brindle891 · 1 month

The internet's out? Guess I don't need this karma cat anymore chuck

Two days later on r/aww : "Look at this little gem I found outside"

mnrepoman · 1 month

Shit just got real,real fast.

quest78 · 1 month

I hear there's some internet out Californee way

blessedrain · 1 month

A man needs his internet..

ZofSpade · 1 month

Sounds like a redditor.

pauldy · 1 month

First read through I missed the colon and thought damn police are getting violent and reckless.

skyboy111111 · 1 month

Man reported to have roared "Without Reddit I've no use for this cat or female!!!"

karatemaster22 · 1 month

He did this due to lack of internet? Sounds like a plausible reason.

asshat_backwards · 1 month

And here I thought Bedrock and Fred Flintstone were fictional...

pjakubo86 · 1 month

throws _______ out window

It annoys me when I see this phrase since we have a perfectly good verb for it.

aceat64 · 1 month

I blame King Radical

RilesMcStyles · 1 month

Good Lord — I've heard about this — cat juggling!

Crazy_G1raffe · 1 month

indiana?

Raknith · 1 month

Name it Robin, then a third of the way through its life rename it to Nightwing.

KRYLOCK · 1 month

Cumberland, PA?

Gullyvuhr · 1 month

All I'm saying is that I've done the same thing when Reddit was down.. I can't imagine what I'd do with no internet at all.

swander42 · 1 month

They are really taking those comcast commercials to extremes.

grapefruitbrain · 1 month

Redditor throws cat out window, punches woman AMA

EliphasLevi · 1 month

Link to full article

Czar1982 · 1 month

Im so glad he didn't punch the cat!

counttotoo · 1 month

Obviously a Redditor.

EjaculateEvacuator · 1 month

Well, we can easily deduce that he's not from Kansas.

leahconstantine · 1 month

I initially interpreted it as the cat punched the woman. I liked it better that way.

Whodatguy77 · 1 month

Ok, which one of you was it?

NiFrBa · 1 month

Which Cumberland would this be?

monkeywithagun666 · 1 month

what an asshole

Gblaze · 1 month

Link to the original story and yes Cumberland, MD http://times-news.com/local/x328559063/Police-Man-throws-cat-out-window-punches-woman

jdodge1090 · 1 month

I recognize that story! Cumberland, MD. I'm there all the time. I'm in a little town about 45 minutes away! Small world...

EDIT:http://times-news.com/local/x328559063/Police-Man-throws-cat-out-window-punches-woman Full article. I knew it was familiar. My friend posted this on Facebook roughly 4 hours ago!

3mbedded · 1 month

This appears to be the Cumberland in MD, for those asking if it's their Cumberland.

http://times-news.com/local/x328559063/Police-Man-throws-cat-out-window-punches-woman

moon_rawrr · 1 month

Cumberland as in Cumberland,MD,USA?

Some people, damn.

Nice little town though.

Turboedtwo · 1 month

I don't see any problem here.

master1355 · 1 month

Is the cat ok?

DonkeyKongSSJ69 · 1 month

i read that as Police Man throws cat out window, punches woman and was like this again?!

elixir22 · 1 month

first the duck gets stabbed, then a deer with rabies kicks a lady, now a man throws a cat out the window and punches a women... what is happening in cumberland!? good ole Times News on top of everything!

BJC_13 · 1 month

He realized cats are worthless without reddit to pimp them out for karma.

fallenazn · 1 month

What happens when a redditor looses his internet access.

BigAndyOx · 1 month

Mmmmmm Cumberland sausages

Bopgun · 1 month

My neck of the woods, eh McBewbs.

Michichael · 1 month

IF I CAN'T HAVE CATS NOBODY CAN!

thescar1 · 1 month

Headline sounds like a "tl;dr"

FNMuffinmann · 1 month

hes upset he couldnt log onto to reddit so he threw his cat out the window and punched a woman that way his story would make it to the front page so thus when his internet is back he will have self proclaimed karma....good day

BossCloud · 1 month

And that's just the beginning, wait until day 2.

caizer68 · 1 month

That is one really unhappy Redditor...

sadtastic · 1 month

I wonder if he tried turning the cat off and then back on?

Xandralis · 1 month

My hot tea exploded over my face as I read this.

firstaccounttemp · 1 month

I sort of wish the cat punched the woman, just to make this more interesting.

frankiex · 1 month

The man owns a cat and is that mad about internet service, hes gotta be a redditor.

AHaikuForEverything · 1 month

upset over lack of cats

sans internet connection

punching some people

erikx213 · 1 month

I was under the impression that there wasn't copper telephone service, let alone internet in cumberland.

murphymc · 1 month

The byline seals it.

CuzImAtWork · 1 month

online version

lkidkyle · 1 month

I can definitely relate to this.

greedystar138 · 1 month

Murdering a cat and dislocating a woman's jaw is how we fix thing in the south.

darkesnow · 1 month

Stay classy, Cumberland.

ItinerantDegenerate · 1 month

Where's Shitty_Watercolour when you need him?

jimbo91987 · 1 month

Cats and women? That sucks. Cats and women on the Internet? Yes fucking please.

r0b0l0g0d0 · 1 month

Have you ever wanted Internet so bad you punched cat woman out a Window?

Mr_Sceintist · 1 month

Since W. lost his office he has been a jerk to his pets

Penguin_Party12345 · 1 month

Is this in Cumberland, Kentucky?

Megabobster · 1 month

Dear everyone,

He was trying to recreate this video since he had no internet. That is all.

Sincerely, Megabobster.

layed_out_frontier · 1 month

they both deserved it i'm sure

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