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all 14 comments

[–]DrainSmith 32 points33 points ago

Its not 'banged up'. It was unfinished and it wasn't because of his kids.
Excuse me, I need to go ruin more jokes elsewhere.

[–]JasonPlaysSongs 13 points14 points ago

It might not be 'banged up', but he did have to build a new one as a result of his kids and their silly rebellion.

[–]chili_cheese_dog[S] 10 points11 points ago

Those meddling kids and their droids.

[–]OswaldBoelcke 2 points3 points ago

Good point

[–]sharpskin1 8 points9 points ago

You must be fun at parties

[–]phoebus67 -1 points0 points ago

came here to say this~ lol

[–]Blodbaronen 0 points1 point ago

And since we are going there, the Death Star belongs to the Emperor and not Vader.

[–]Bradikusrex -1 points0 points ago

I came here to say this same thing.

[–]ZachGwood 7 points8 points ago

God damn it. This is so dumb. Why is it so impossible to resist laughing at stuff like this. I hate my brain.

[–]commandodude1265 2 points3 points ago

"She's a little banged up, but she's got it where it counts kid."

[–]FenrirIII 0 points1 point ago

May the Karma be with you, always.

[–]roterghost -1 points0 points ago

That was more clever than I was expecting it to be.

[–]powercorruption 1 point2 points ago

I hate Flo.

[–]Mack488 0 points1 point ago

"My idiot son and his gang blew up the old one thinking it was funny, I didnt think it was funny costed a fortune to have a new Death Star built. And my Daughter, don't even get me started. She is banging some spice smuggler and his over grown dog. Not to mention she helps run that little gang. If I still had a stomach I'd have an ulcer the size of The Maw."