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[–]Max_Exploder 6 points7 points ago

nananananananananananananananana FATMAN!

[–]BfmVfan1[S] 3 points4 points ago

MUNCH! CHOW!

Holy french fries batman!

[–]HecticHeretic 1 point2 points ago

I saw a fat batman once and someone beat me to this joke, now it's twice. Third time's a charm.

[–]wolvers 1 point2 points ago

It'd be hard enough to clean his own underbelly, let alone gothams

[–]tunjad 2 points3 points ago

That's a nice fatmobile he's got there.

[–]PaulMcGannsShoes 1 point2 points ago

"Bullies suck! Let's donate to bullying victims!"

"HAHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS FATASS!"

[–]r3dd1t0r77 -1 points0 points ago

"Bullies make fun of me in real life."

"So on the internet, I take out my frustrations on people who are socially acceptable targets."

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Laeryken 0 points1 point ago

This pic has been around the block more times than this guy has walked it.

[–]BfmVfan1[S] -1 points0 points ago

Yea, but I figured I would share it again. What pic hasn't been around the block here on reddit.

[–]ultimateMFZ 0 points1 point ago

Gotham City, 'Mercia

[–]BfmVfan1[S] 0 points1 point ago

Greatest place on earth.

[–]SimplePhantom 1 point2 points ago

He's gonna pay the yellow clown a visit.

[–]StupidHaiku 1 point2 points ago

Gotham is faced with

an overabundance of

delicious Twinkies.

[–]skizfrenik_syco 2 points3 points ago

[–]classy_stegasaurus 0 points1 point ago

That has to be the most perfect screenshot of a movie ever.

[–]skizfrenik_syco 0 points1 point ago

because he jizzed in his pants?

[–]BfmVfan1[S] 1 point2 points ago

Twinkles, I like that.... (set up..)

[–]azonfrelli 0 points1 point ago

Then you're gonna love ME!

[–]BfmVfan1[S] 0 points1 point ago

Holy hairy batman balls!

[–]sailorbloom 0 points1 point ago

So depressing

[–]jimbobhas 0 points1 point ago

Got Ham? He sure hopes so

[–]idontremembermyuname 1 point2 points ago

Since you seem to like fat people and batman, I bring you this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzoGtvxwHsI

[–]Lalalla 0 points1 point ago

wow priceless!

[–]cmasterflex 1 point2 points ago

Big Macs have defeated you.

[–]owneroftheworld -1 points0 points ago

Gotham doesn't need your repost.

[–]SmokeDiverFF 1 point2 points ago

"Bruce, you ate everthing!" "Not everything, not yet."

[–]thegreatwhitemenace 0 points1 point ago

what's the difference between you and me!?

[–]BfmVfan1[S] 0 points1 point ago

"Im Not wearing hockey pads!...oh wait that's just fat."

[–]finners15 0 points1 point ago

GERTHERM NEERDS MERH!

[–]kiwiyoutube 0 points1 point ago

feeds*

[–]tsuchinokoDemon 0 points1 point ago

His utility girdle has everything he needs to fight crime!

[–]shadowredditor 1 point2 points ago

I find this hard to masturbate to.... Nope got it just had to take my pants off....