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Next time a Christian girl tells you shes is saving herself till marriage... (imgur.com)

submitted ago by Homycraz2

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[–]TimestopBestPower 3 points4 points ago

I'm a devout christian from the church of jesus christ of later day saints, and this is the funniest thing I have seen on reddit all day. I approve this meme.

So for those that can't take a joke, you can suck it.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

I'm also a Mormon. What on Earth are we doing here?

Seriously, though, please don't represent us in public if this is how you intend to do it. At the very least don't claim you're "devout". I'm not meaning to come down on you or make you feel bad, it's just that those who find this offensive have a legitimate reason for feeling that way. Belittiling those feelings and dismissing it with "suck it" might help your social standing around here, sure, but it might give other Christians the wrong idea about our religion. Which is more important to you?

[–]TimestopBestPower 0 points1 point ago

All I'm saying is that it's funny and very clever, I laughed, and that people should learn to take a joke.

LMAO, what are YOU doing here on reddit too, looks like we're both in the same pool.

[–]Herpdederperson 2 points3 points ago

Are you fucking kidding me >:(

[–]Its_Frosty 1 point2 points ago

Funny how most Atheists complain when people "push" (really just talk about) their religion on them, but don't see any problem with bashing religion.

[–]Homycraz2[S] 0 points1 point ago

Im Jewish?

[–]awakenDeepBlue -3 points-2 points ago

This is terrible, and you should feel bad.

[–]TimestopBestPower -1 points0 points ago

You can't take a joke, and you should feel bad.

[–]awakenDeepBlue 1 point2 points ago

The joke was terrible in the first place, and you should feel bad.

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out -2 points-1 points ago

Chicks loved him because he was hung like (holds arms out) THIS.

[–]blanco4prez -5 points-4 points ago

He had a terrible problem with biting his nails...

[–]TJarnold92 -2 points-1 points ago

Well, he never was married (unless you're Dan Brown)...

[–]cidhearthe 0 points1 point ago

Good strategy for not getting laid.

[–]TimestopBestPower 0 points1 point ago

I'm trying it out to-nite~

[–]cidhearthe 1 point2 points ago

haha doesnt bother me, I'm not Christian but if you're serious then actually getting sex must not be a priority for you. If it works...have fun because with all that repressed sexuality Christian girls can certainly be an awesome fuck. My girlfriend is ex-catholic and we had a threesome with a Pentecostal girl. Good stuff :)

[–]CoolMoose -1 points0 points ago

BUDDY CHRIST!

[–]youngjoshiee 0 points1 point ago

Not to be super religous but you're wrong. According to the bible Jesus was without sin, and premaritable sex is a sin, meaning Jesus died a virgin.

[–]Tourniquetman 1 point2 points ago

I don't think when he said "nailed", he was talking about sex....

[–]youngjoshiee 2 points3 points ago

wwwoooooowwwwwww lmao...I'm sorry I'm a bit slow

[–]Homycraz2[S] -4 points-3 points ago

Oh yea, whats your source on that.

[–]youngjoshiee 4 points5 points ago

umm I did say according to the bible...

[–]tacopete353 -4 points-3 points ago

Not sure if I should laugh, or be creeped out

[–]xGeorge1337 -2 points-1 points ago

Th

[–]ave_maria99 -2 points-1 points ago

or you could just stick it in her ass. i know some christian girls will do that to avoid actual sex because it's so sacred. which is fucking retarded and illogical but hey, whatever floats your fundamentalist boat

[–]FreeCreativeName -1 points0 points ago

So did Mary ;)

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