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[–]xHassassin 662 points663 points ago

I'll take things that never happened for 400

[–]ipslne 168 points169 points ago

bzzt What is.... losing my virginity?

EDIT: Alec -- "You have to wait for me to read the damn thing...."

[–]Zombies_Rock_Boobs 76 points77 points ago

Shuck it trebek.

[–]xtremebox 48 points49 points ago

You wagered a buck, and you answered.. futter. Buck futter. I dont get it...

'Oh I think you do Trebec'

[–]Noskers716 12 points13 points ago

I'll take anal bum cover trebeck

[–]ZedTheNameless 3 points4 points ago

Fuck butter? That doesn't sound enjoyable.

[–]IronLung420 15 points16 points ago

Confucius say: man with dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts.

[–]Godot_12 2 points3 points ago

Actually peanuts are legumes.

[–]SonicSlice 3 points4 points ago

Thanks Buzz Killington.

[–]CmonSeaLegs 1 point2 points ago

I believe Trebek's line was actually "...I don't get it", which makes Sean Connery's retort that much better.

[–]Ithinkthatsagiraffe 1 point2 points ago

Kebert Xela

[–]DrMikeFeltercunt 1 point2 points ago

Ape Tit Dejour please Trebek.

[–]machzel08 5 points6 points ago

Judges? Ooo I'm sorry we were looking for "getting a girlfriend." Chris...your category?

[–]Shindigens -1 points0 points ago

Was this like the time you named your dog virginity and you lost it.

[–]beercunt 21 points22 points ago

i can confirm that this happened.. 11 months ago

http://sickipedia.org/joke/view/1043422

[–]Hubbsy 11 points12 points ago

I have yet to see a fb "screenshot" that is from the new timeline layout.

[–]imadogg 9 points10 points ago

Well not everyone is on timeline yet!

I know they'll force it upon me but I will not accept the inevitable, not yet

[–]IronLung420 2 points3 points ago

It was forced upon me :(

[–]imadogg 11 points12 points ago

Rapebook.

[–]IronLung420 5 points6 points ago

Getting poked by people you don't know.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I've seen it on reddit before as a Facebook post as well

[–]tomBARCIK 0 points1 point ago

THANK YOU. op on fb is my neighbor and i knew that couldnt be his joke. i commented this link 20 he kept deleting so i tagging him in my status with the link. JUSTICE

[–]Phoequinox 23 points24 points ago

"SO THEN SHE SAID YOU MAKE MY PUSSY WET AND I SAID NO THANKS, I DIDN'T ASK FOR ANCHOVIES!"

I think this guy is super serial, guys.

[–]iagainsti 3 points4 points ago

I think you just made a porno.

[–]BrendanJB 9 points10 points ago

And yet here we are on the front page.

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

Some people were meant to get massive amounts of karma and you, well ........ you're not!

[–]ImJET 2 points3 points ago

funny because he has double the link karma as you, and over triple the comment karma :P

[–]hell_bent 0 points1 point ago

Shhhhh..... Nobody gives a shit

[–]BrendanJB 2 points3 points ago

Oh no! The precious internet numbers that serve absolutely no purpose at all!

Woe is meeeeeee.

[–]IceRay42 5 points6 points ago

As a long time pizza/burrito shop employee, I can say that it might have happened (the use of thick seems incredibly strange, most places just call it deep dish, and the word large works for the joke too), it is a joke that was unfunny on delivery, and even less funny when paraded onto the internet.

Hurr hurr, we get it, large sausage pizza, you watch too much porn. Hilarious. Durr burr, burritos are like joints, you're so funny. In the tens of thousands of customers I've served, no one has EVER made those connections before.

The worst part is that half-stifled self laugh mixed with the expectant look they give the employee seeking validation for how funny they are. Pro tip: If the employee rattles off the phrase "Large sausage" with the same tone of voice that one would use to indicate that the sun, in a huge shocker, rose in the east today, it's probably because that joke has made them emotionally dead inside, and even hinting at it will probably make them wish they could light you on fire with their brain.

[–]MisterSquirrel 3 points4 points ago

Even if this was real, I don't see why it's front-page material.

[–]zeppelinfromled 2 points3 points ago

I'm fine with it in this case. It's just a joke. It's pretty common for jokes to be presented as things that happened to the person telling them.

[–]theKinkajou 0 points1 point ago

And then I shout out, "Don't forget the coffee!"

[–]Mr_Hank_Scorpio 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes stuff like that does happen. I was in a candy store picking up sweets. They had those deals where you could buy a bucket for a tenner or a box for 15 and just fill them up to your hearts content.

Well. I couldn't find the damn things to fill so I strolled over and casually asked

Sorry girls, You couldn't show me your boxes could you?

They gladly obliged and I got some sweet, sweet candy.

[–]Qyxz 0 points1 point ago

... still not sure...

[–]lYossarian 0 points1 point ago

I don't buy it for a second because she said "thick" sausage. I worked at many pizza places and you do get hilarious stuff like that but it's more along the lines of...

Me: Blah blah blah, how may I help you?

Them: -I would like a 12 inch sausage.-

Me: Our 14 inch is only $3 more. (simultaneously thinking, "Wouldn't we all, wouldn't we all...")

They: Okay. Give me the 14 inch.

It's so routine it only occasionally strikes you as funny.

[–]Confucius_says 0 points1 point ago

the main thing that gave it away was the "i looked her in the eye" you can't look people in the eye on the phone.

then i realized he oculd have ordered the pizza in person. but who the fuck orders the pizza in person then waits around 20 minutes for the pizza to come out?

[–]KanadaKid19 0 points1 point ago

I'll rule it plausible. I got a phone call once over the Christmas holidays from the residence administration office at the college I was going to, informing me that I had a very large package [delivered to my dorm room]. I never said anything witty, but I immediately recognized and thought of various things that I was tempted to pretend I said later...

[–]l0l_cabbage -1 points0 points ago

I don't get it.

[–]BrendanJB 1 point2 points ago

It's a reference to the gameshow "Jeopardy".
The contestants would choose topics by saying "I'll take 'X topic' for $'Y amount'."

[–]l0l_cabbage 2 points3 points ago

Oh okay.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Fadobo 24 points25 points ago

You are not good at that whole Jeopardy-thing are you?

[–]HoverMyGenitals 44 points45 points ago

Shit, Tyrone, get it together!

[–]jackattacck 0 points1 point ago

He doesn't know how to barter...

[–]awesomekristian 156 points157 points ago

Your friend is the Todd

[–]iRideDragons 90 points91 points ago

PIZZA FIVE!

[–]aresius 34 points35 points ago

This sausage is huuuge!

[–]kevik72 30 points31 points ago

Sorry ladies. I'm needed elsewhere.

[–]ManOnTheToilet 4 points5 points ago

rnhhhhhnghhhhh

[–]CopyX 4 points5 points ago

Inurendo.

[–]knudow 8 points9 points ago

I'm just watching Scrubs right as I'm reading this... I started watching it this week (I didn't know about Scrubs untill recently) and now I can't stop seeing references in a lot of Reddit comments xD

[–]Chenz 11 points12 points ago

You surely already know this, but don't watch the ninth season. Better stop where it was supposed to end.

[–]triplea20x 5 points6 points ago

Watching the 9th season of Scrubs is like getting a blowjob from your ex-wife. Sure, you hate her now, and as soon as it's over, you want to punch her. But while you have your dick in her mouth, you remember, just for a second why you ever loved her

[–]Surfacetovolume 1 point2 points ago

I'd say stop around season 5.

[–]kestert -4 points-3 points ago

Or even a season before.

[–]gregNose 8 points9 points ago

The 8th season finale was excellent!

[–]njdss4 8 points9 points ago

The 8th season wasn't great, but it at least tried to wrap everything up.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

The final episode of the eighth season was awesome/moving

[–]mockin_the_suburbs 5 points6 points ago

For you, Scrubs is a show full of Reddit references instead of Reddit being a site full of Scrubs references.

Happened to me when I started watching Game of Thrones.

[–]SilentLettersSuck 6 points7 points ago

You know nothing, mockin_the_suburbs!

[–]CaptainVulva 0 points1 point ago

I never watched South Park until a couple of years ago, when I watched all of the episodes in a row. The way I experienced it, I discovered that at least 90% of the funny things that I'd seen online in the past ten years, and had thought to myself "the internet spawns so much talented creativity"--no, South Park does! Nearly everything really funny I'd seen on the internet was from South Park!

Man did I feel let down by the internet. By ourselves, we're barely creative at all! :( Great show though.

[–]Matsarj 1 point2 points ago

I watched all of the episodes of lost in a row, after the series ended. That was a great couple of weeks.

[–]CaptainVulva 0 points1 point ago

Same here--I watched the first season sporadically, couldn't get into it, gave up after a couple of episodes of the second season (when they were originally airing). Went back last year and watched the whole thing in sequence and really enjoyed it. It's got tons of flaws but it was enormously fun to watch the whole story together, without waiting literally years between chapters.

[–]RetroPRO 3 points4 points ago

Now watch Doctor Who if you haven't. You'll see all the references everywhere.

[–]canhazhotness 0 points1 point ago

I'm currently in the third season of this and I am so excited :)

[–]GSpotAssassin 0 points1 point ago

Is that the Zach Braff vehicle? I never watched that show because I was dating a girl who had a celeb crush on Zach Braff (autographed photo and everything... Keep in mind this woman was 29, not in high school) around when it came out.

But at least I know now why I'm scratching my head... Thanks

[–]iyg087g 0 points1 point ago

[–]Adremmalech 1 point2 points ago

The high-five heard 'round the world.

[–]cajamian 48 points49 points ago

Aaaaaand... porn movie.

[–]BagOdonutz 42 points43 points ago

Did someone order a sexaroni pizza with extra sausage?

[–]zipko 14 points15 points ago

bigsausagepizza.com

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]SilentLettersSuck 6 points7 points ago

Man, where have you been the last ten years?

[–]RedditMadeMeCrazy 8 points9 points ago

This actually exists, I have had enough internet for today.

[–]cajamian 7 points8 points ago

Your username is relevant as per usual.

[–]GSpotAssassin 2 points3 points ago

I can't believe this is the first time some people have heard of this, it's only been on the internets for years now

[–]imadogg 0 points1 point ago

They've probably never heard of bigleaguefacials or welivetogether either. All they know is brazzers. Tsk tsk

[–]GSpotAssassin 0 points1 point ago

I don't suppose there's, like, a welivetogether but with a dude thrown in... or something... To live vicariously, you see

[–]smashedfinger 1 point2 points ago

dammit, beat me to it. also, link for the lazy

[–]TechGoat 0 points1 point ago

Chrome: Double Click anything that ends in a TLD (top level domain) to highlight it, right click and select "go to _____"

My life became so easy. And so lazy.

[–]deathismybitchlover 30 points31 points ago

If this is true.. I'm dying to know her reaction.

[–]lurkernomore99 61 points62 points ago

UPDATE: The best thing to appear in my newsfeed.

her reaction

[–]Dreamwaltzer 52 points53 points ago

She must be one of those perfect girls

[–]Fruity_Monsta 13 points14 points ago

That's enough Reddit for today.

[–]xdevilium 2 points3 points ago

Reddit is never enough

[–]randomsnark 5 points6 points ago

We're done when I say we're done.

[–]peterkingsnuggets 0 points1 point ago

Are we done?

[–]sluttymcbuttsex 5 points6 points ago

Hold on I'm about to finish

[–]peterkingsnuggets 1 point2 points ago

Woah, woah, woah, sluttymcbuttsex, you paid for the hour. No guarantees, including implicit, were made regarding the end result.

Next!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

(NSFW) No no no..... this is the perfect girl...... or perhaps this........ or maybe this

[–]manlymustache 5 points6 points ago

What the actual fuck.

[–]souldonkey 1 point2 points ago

I don't enjoy any of those...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I don't care.

[–]MindlessDreamer 1 point2 points ago

He reminds me of Walt Jr

[–]Mac_OS_X_Kitteh 2 points3 points ago

I wonder if she did something "special" to his pizza.

[–]icecoldbabes 0 points1 point ago

DELIVER US THE GOODS OP!!

[–]cheesechimp 0 points1 point ago

"that goddamn joke again? I bet this guy thinks he's clever, that he's the first one to make this joke."

On a good day she fakes a laugh, on a bad day she pretends it didn't happen, maybe even scowls a little bit.

[–]ShallowBasketcase 36 points37 points ago

Nothing has ever not happened more than this didn't happen.

[–]jefjefjef 20 points21 points ago

Thats funny because nobody's reposted a comment as much as this comment has been reposted!

[–]OiMouseboy 5 points6 points ago

ANNNDDDD. who the fuck cares. I doubt it was supposed to be taken seriously, and was probably supposed to be taken as a joke.

[–]5uare2 4 points5 points ago

It's the presence of Jequan that completes this status.

[–]Richeh 10 points11 points ago

Never happened.

[–]dome210 8 points9 points ago

Doesn't matter; got karma

[–]magion 0 points1 point ago

dm;gk

[–]BogieJunior 19 points20 points ago

I doubt she heard that one before, ha ha, so funny, she must have jumped over the counter and sucked his wang for all her worth just because of this hilariously original quip. (Maybe)

[–]Crankrune 1 point2 points ago

Yes, black Hitler and an astronaut making paninis were also there.

[–]finding_nino 5 points6 points ago

no restaurant serves a "thick sausage" pizza. Wtf is thick sausage. Spicy sausage or italian sausage maybe. Well maybe some pizza place somewhere has it on their menu as a joke but no way am I googling "thick sausage".

[–]manlymustache 3 points4 points ago

I was thinking a sausage with thick crust but at the same time this reeks of bullshit.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

I could hear the sound of a bass guitar as I read this.

[–]bw1870 3 points4 points ago

Why do people continue to think it matters if a joke actually happened?
1- Imagine the scene
2- Enjoy a chuckle (or don't)
3- Move on to whatever's next

No need getting upset about the veracity of a post in /r/funny.

[–]cutecatbro 2 points3 points ago

Nothing has ever not happened as much as this.

[–]Xenoo 6 points7 points ago

I imagined him keeping eye contact as he finished on the floor.

[–]haiku_robot 7 points8 points ago

I imagined him 
keeping eye contact as he 
finished on the floor.

[–]account_is_deleted 2 points3 points ago

Would be sorta funny, if this had actually happened to someone.

[–]TunaTangler 0 points1 point ago

In NY there is no such thing. if I asked for a thick pizza I'd get a blank stare in return.

[–]notmyrealname17 2 points3 points ago

If i wanted to see stupid, not funny posts people made on facebook, I'd probably go on facebook. Get this shit off r/funny!

[–]rutterkin 0 points1 point ago

Who orders pizza in person?

[–]justkilc 2 points3 points ago

I see the drones of reddit voted this fake and phony related gibberish to the front page...

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 5 points6 points ago

Do people still order pizzas at the store?

[–]1nteger 23 points24 points ago

Little Caesars, $5 dollar 14" Pizza, I hate my job.

[–]ShallowBasketcase 14 points15 points ago

As someone who sometimes is driving around and thinks to himself "holy shit I have no money and I'd love to eat 2 pepperoni pizzas right now," thank you for your service.

[–]1nteger 10 points11 points ago

Thanks, I still hate it.

[–]ShallowBasketcase 12 points13 points ago

Hey, at least you have a job!

[–]TaintedSquirrel 3 points4 points ago

Yeah but you don't "order" those.

[–]CallMeNiel 0 points1 point ago

As a matter of fact they do make other pizzas besides the hot and ready cheese and pepperoni ones, and you do have to order them. I don't know of any Little Caesars that deliver though.

[–]ThePoose 0 points1 point ago

If you want deep dish you do. And really, if you're not ordering a square cut deep dish why are you eating at little caesars?

[–]weechees1 0 points1 point ago

sometimes I do since it is cheaper where I live to buy a pizza at the store than to have it delivered

[–]cawkstrangla 1 point2 points ago

The two best pizza places (IMO of course) in Pittsburgh don't deliver because they don't have to. They are certainly worth the drive.

[–]Cynikal818 3 points4 points ago

what ever that French term is for shit you think of after the fact...this is that.

Sorry...if this happened either a) drinkin was involved or b) you walked away with your pizza and then thought "OHH SHIT, I TOTALLY COULD HAVE MADE A PENIS JOKE!"...

...which still means A. had a play in this...fictional story.

[–]redion1992 2 points3 points ago

You mean "l'esprit de escalier"?

[–]Cynikal818 0 points1 point ago

bingo! we have a winner! hey Reddit, let redion1992 know what s/he's won!!!

fuck...if 1992 is your birthday....hahha...the youngest girl I've hooked up with was 1990

TL;DR I feel fucking old now

[–]redion1992 0 points1 point ago

For the record, I'm a he.

Also for the record, I'm about a month out from hitting 20.

TL;DR: I feel fucking old too.

[–]Cynikal818 1 point2 points ago

Hahaha. Sooo...umm...YOLO and fuck Justin Beiber right?

Just givin ya shit, cheers man.

[–]Styvorama 0 points1 point ago

I'm a married man and I'd fuck him just for the millions I woukd make on the book deal. YOLO after all...

[–]colemanator 3 points4 points ago

If this doesn't get you laid I give up, I'll just hung up my testicles and become a cat person.

[–]infectedapricot 0 points1 point ago

Look forward to becoming a cat person.

[–]Z0bie 4 points5 points ago

So, you want one thick sausage?

Yes, and I also ordered a pizza, *wink*... Wait...

What actually happened.

[–]dontrememberanything 0 points1 point ago

I don't remember ordering a pizza with sausage!

[–]Cyruss 1 point2 points ago

Our eftpos cards have to be inserted into the bottom of an eftpos terminal and they usually have to be pushed in quite far. One time in a shop I put the card in but it didn't work. The very attractive lady cashier said:

"Push it in deeper."

[–]CaptainVulva 1 point2 points ago

If that ever happens again, "Lady, this is as far in as I'm equipped to get!"

[–]AlexEmway -1 points0 points ago

We have a large salami for Tommy. Tommy Salami?

[–]Eddyoshi -1 points0 points ago

How did she react is my question

[–]fortnight14 0 points1 point ago

I think they're married now.

[–]Eddyoshi 1 point2 points ago

lol

[–]Reoh -1 points0 points ago

Do you often ask to get served by a thick sausage?

[–]alphawr[!] -1 points0 points ago

Is there seriously a town called King of Prussia?

[–]fackshat -1 points0 points ago

I really want this to be true.

[–]Gaddy -1 points0 points ago

KoP shout out.

[–]ExAmerican 1 point2 points ago

This would be even funnier if it had actually happened.

[–]so_many_things -1 points0 points ago

one time i asked a girl what bocci ball was at an office party we took to the park.

she motions like holding up two apples, "Well you've got balls about this big..."

"I do, but i though we were talking about bocci?"

[–]duggyrob 1 point2 points ago

This was on highdeas today..

[–]lebski88 0 points1 point ago

At my friends wedding his brother opened his best man speech with a video of my friend telling a story.

"I was at this fish and chips shop, and I asked for a sausage and chips. The lady behind the counter said 'do you want your sausage battered' so I said 'Do you want your fanny slapped love*?!'"

Widely inappropriate and whether or not he came up with the line, I don't doubt that he said it.

* The British meaning of fanny.

[–]iamNebula 0 points1 point ago

''Lmao'' Why do people even bother commenting stuff like that. Just like the dam fucking status.

[–]MikeTobacco 1 point2 points ago

Wow, what a great audience!

[–]macgivor 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else notice his location? Seems awfully precise and arbitrary...

[–]Fishblur 0 points1 point ago

That 's the best thing that appeared on your newsfeed? That 's actually pretty lame

[–]ChronicallyHappy 0 points1 point ago

Lmao!

[–]k4loyan 1 point2 points ago

Did the porno music come on moments later?

[–]killingzone 0 points1 point ago

I'm also near king of prussia!

[–]i-am-bronx 0 points1 point ago

dat username. long live king emile!

[–]fani 0 points1 point ago

And then said "I wasn't talking about what you got last night"

[–]JonesBee 0 points1 point ago

Bah, oldest joke in the book.

-Do you have 5 cents?

-No but I have 20 cents right here * grabs crotch *

Just a variation.

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 0 points1 point ago

I love when the newsfeed is about food.

[–]pokeatthedevil 0 points1 point ago

LMAO!

[–]alfdog5755 0 points1 point ago

did you fuck have the balls to say that. lies..lies..lies!!!

[–]8doobies -1 points0 points ago

Who are you because this was on my newsfeed...

[–]YSCapital 0 points1 point ago

A female delivering food? Pleaaaaaaaaaase.

[–]josephkyle 1 point2 points ago

once i was at the cinema and an employee was trying to get a ketchup dispenser to work (the ones you pump) she was pumping away but it wasn't working. She looks my way somewhat embarrassed by the fact that she was really working this thing and nothing was happenning. I decided to say "maybe you should buy it dinner before it puts out..."

[–]ItsJustMeAgainHarper -1 points0 points ago

Extra upvote for KOP.

[–]batman0730 0 points1 point ago

This is funny, but I've made a pact with myself to stop upvoting facebook posts. It used to be people posted reddit links on facebook, now it's the other way around. Poo.

[–]whytookay 0 points1 point ago

Ah, but the difference is that the facebook posts never happened in the first place

EDIT: by which I mean to say, they were never posted on facebook

[–]itak365 0 points1 point ago

ಠ_ಠ Will...

[–]eatthemeek22 0 points1 point ago

I ordered pizza a few weeks ago. Some high school chick takes my order which consisted of pepperoni, banana pepper and cajun crust. The silly, silly girl read the order back, "Now I have a large pepperoni, with banana pepper and a caucasian crust." Being too stunned to correct the poor child, I imagine she continues humiliate herself this way quite often. Luckily I did indeed receive a pizza with a CAJUN crust.

[–]oyeboy 0 points1 point ago

This is so old...

[–]Cannedbeans 0 points1 point ago

I was checking out at Target (Terget) on a particularly saucy day a few months ago, and I had brought my own bags to use. When you do, you get .20 cents off, but I forgot to tell him till the last second, and said it a bit snottily on accident. I immediately, apologized, and he said "Oh, you're fine." and in return I said, in my sexiest voice, "So are you." trying to be funny. I cleared my throat and left.

[–]bucky392 0 points1 point ago

ceberT xelA

[–]brozarth 0 points1 point ago

"I swear to God I did!" -Donnie Baker

[–]DaTScientisT 0 points1 point ago

I need to learn to be witty like this and keep a straight face. I can never do it :(

[–]Kvothe_Atreides 0 points1 point ago

I read this back to myself to imagine actually doing it, and when I got to the last line I read "Yes, I also ordered a penis".

[–]tomBARCIK 0 points1 point ago

its not even clever... its being a smart ass

[–]SuperlativeInsanity 1 point2 points ago

"Am I missing something here? Because clearly you are."

over-the-counter crotch glance

[–]sgtsalsa -2 points-1 points ago

And now the best thing to appear on my front page.

[–]chopsticktoddler 0 points1 point ago

Jequan can relate

[–]Holy_Ponchos -4 points-3 points ago

The picture showed up on his newsfeed, not the status update. This is one of the most reposted FB pictures I've ever seen.

[–]teuast 1 point2 points ago

I hadn't seen it though, so I thought it was hilarious. Even though I saw the punchline from a mile away, it was still funny.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

Repost.

[–]Thorus -2 points-1 points ago

Lmao!

[–]OrlandoGardiner -1 points0 points ago

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Is "thick" a pizza size that I've been missing out on all these years?

[–]desenagrator 1 point2 points ago

Yeah you can have either a thin or thick crust pizza.

[–]RitsBits 1 point2 points ago

We just call that hand tossed around here.

[–]Kicksocialliving -2 points-1 points ago

Hahahahaah Really Funny ..:D

[–]TheCobaltEffect -2 points-1 points ago

Meh I make those kinds of quips all the time. Still if it's true it's pretty funny.

[–]eristicrat -1 points0 points ago

There are like 3 layers of who gives a fuck here...1, not really funny. Thick sausage..you said it to a girl..like it's your dick you're talking about. Ha. 2. This didn't even happen to you...it was on your facebook feed which means you can't even verify that it happened and now you expect us to believe a Redditor's Facebook friend isn't a liar. 3. It didn't happen.

[–]159753456 0 points1 point ago

Do you guys also go to comedy shows and go "Fake! Didn't happen!". For fuck's sake it's r/funny not the history channel

[–]JRLSprague -2 points-1 points ago

Lmao!

[–]RileyCoyote -3 points-2 points ago

I've seen this one a few times, still makes me chuckle.