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[–]ilikethegams 42 points43 points ago

Wasn't it under construction ?

[–]mamba_79 17 points18 points ago

Yeah, after his bastard of a son blew up the first one...making that sorta claim on the first policy is gonna bite you hard on this one...

[–]bvanman 10 points11 points ago

When I was little, I always thought the second Death Star was just the first Death Star after it got blown up.

[–]drakegta 0 points1 point ago

Oh shit, I thought it was the first Death Star under-repair, until, right now. You are right, the way it blows up in IV, no fucking way.

[–]AnarchoAphid 4 points5 points ago

That made me nerd rage a little...

[–]brotoes 0 points1 point ago

I also nerd-raged!

[–]mamba_79 8 points9 points ago

I'm still wondering why Vader isn't being used in more condom ads...

[–]SailorCircuit 9 points10 points ago

I like this quite a great deal more than I should.

[–]SupermanV2 6 points7 points ago

I think I just broke my brain trying to figure out how you can even measure that.

[–]Vespyro 3 points4 points ago

Brilliant.

[–]aussie_gecko1892 3 points4 points ago

Ok, so if Progressive can cover the Death Star from what is obviously another explosion, then I guess I know what insurance these guys will be joining soon, if they haven't already.

[–]MyBestFriendisWhite 2 points3 points ago

'Bingo' really made this

[–]theofficialposter 2 points3 points ago

Let the hate flo through you.

[–]dap_159 4 points5 points ago

I would upvote you, but I hate Flo too much

[–]justatypo 5 points6 points ago

I would seriously bang her so hard.

But I'm afraid of having to pay the deductible.

[–]dap_159 1 point2 points ago

I disagree. I can't stand her. I would be completely incapable of sustaining an erection with that shitty smile and voice in front of me.

[–]justatypo 0 points1 point ago

To each his own..

[–]dap_159 0 points1 point ago

Indeed. She is all yours.

[–]thegregbradley 0 points1 point ago

Word. Fuck those commercials.

[–]Toobad113 1 point2 points ago

Repost from 2 days ago

[–]Ericyoung0322 1 point2 points ago

I wish this was a real commercial

[–]SirCannonFodder 1 point2 points ago

The white buttons on his chest console make it look like the M in "my" has a triple umlaut. Reading it as though Vader was the Swedish Chef greatly increased my enjoyment.

[–]Nerdherd99[!] 0 points1 point ago

Actually what your rebels friends don't know is that the deathstar is fully operational.

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[–]classic__schmosby 5 points6 points ago

Because it's wrong. It was under construction, not "banged up."

[–]TinyTeddy93 0 points1 point ago

Don't flame a sista, but it was posted here two days ago. And some people don't upvote reposts.