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[–]gunstar69 7 points8 points ago

what episode is that from?

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[–]imadogg 8 points9 points ago

This is like, the worst reply to anything I've ever seen

[–]darkneo86 3 points4 points ago

Literally.

[–]thomscottson 4 points5 points ago

What was it? I must know!

[–]darkneo86 2 points3 points ago

Just something along the lines of unintelligible utterances that were right to be deleted.

[–]thomscottson 2 points3 points ago

Thank you! It's the little things that get to me.

[–]HedenPK -3 points-2 points ago

Imadogg said this is not the worst response he'd ever seen, but it wad LIKE the worst response he'd ever seen, you then replied >Literally.

.. So you're saying that the deleted statement was literally like (as in very similar too) the worst thing imadogg had ever seen.. I'm confused.

[–]darkneo86 0 points1 point ago

I assumed the comma meant that imadogg was using 'like' in the filler sense, and not comparatively.

It could have gone either way. In the filler sense, there should have been a comma before the like, as well as after.

In the comparative sense, a comma wouldn't have been used at all.

[–]Synergythepariah 5 points6 points ago

WHAT DID YOU SEE IMADOGG?! IT MUST BE KNOWN!

[–]imadogg 0 points1 point ago

It was some useless crap like visit faggotland.com/anal/LOL/ijefwciurhf/someotherstupidshit except 3 times as long and really stupid

[–]Synergythepariah 0 points1 point ago

I thank you for your response and your brave visit to whatever infested place the link went to.

[–]imadogg 0 points1 point ago

I didn't visit it and I don't want people thinking I did!!!

I wish I knew how to do an angry emoticon

[–]inquisitorofdeleted 1 point2 points ago

May I ask what the statement was?

[–]shakensunshine 28 points29 points ago

I'm sad that a walrus can do better sit-ups than me.

[–]Z_Thinker 36 points37 points ago

How I feel anytime I go to the gym...

[–]freeaccount 126 points127 points ago

Wow, I just kept watching it and watching it, and just when I thought I may be watching a loop the walrus just shits everywhere...

Why would someone make a gif of that?

[–]dietbroccoli 84 points85 points ago

You're an evil person.

[–]Tridian 5 points6 points ago

You saved me sir!

[–]IDlOT 15 points16 points ago

Fuck that's disgusting.

You I mean, not the gif.

[–]burkey0307 15 points16 points ago

For anyone wondering the walrus only does 3 sit ups and then the gif loops. There is no shitting to see.

[–]stagfury 17 points18 points ago

Lies, how can you deny our fellow redditors the chance to see a walrus shit all over the place.

[–]RelevantComments 1 point2 points ago

I hate you.

[–]xLuMisx 2 points3 points ago

At least you've never seen a hippopotamus shit in front of you before. shudder

[–]blueGOLDeagle 0 points1 point ago

God dammit..

[–]userbelowisamonster 0 points1 point ago

I think what is worse is that I actually watched it to see a walrus take a dump. I watched it for 2 minutes.

[–]onthevergejoe 21 points22 points ago

look at the balls on that walrus.

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[–]techno-toast 1 point2 points ago

Mass debate?

[–]hostolis 6 points7 points ago

You made me look

[–]Rather_Dashing 4 points5 points ago

Just checked, Walrus testicles are internal Source, so I have no idea what you are looking at, probably part of the tail.

[–]Ozzy7 7 points8 points ago

Aren't those crunches bad for your back??

[–]M-K-S 6 points7 points ago

Double straight leg sit-ups cause anterior pelvic tilt through engaging muscles other than the trunk flexors. This causes lower back pain.

[–]Ozzy7 1 point2 points ago

I know this is off-topic, but what other workouts would you recommend for abs?

[–]UkuleleMilo 14 points15 points ago

Planks. all the planks. However if you can't do planks, you should really try planks.

[–]Rheket 6 points7 points ago

If you can't do planks you should probably start with walking

[–]Swiftyz 5 points6 points ago

bicycle crunch

[–]Level_75_Zapdos 16 points17 points ago

Now that's a cereal I would buy.

[–]SelectaRx 2 points3 points ago

Shit would make a killing in Portland.

[–]horsesemen 0 points1 point ago

What about riding a bicycle. Does that do the same thing?

[–]stalkinghorse 5 points6 points ago

Yes but without the crunch, so soggy

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Depends how quickly you can fly over the handlebars.

[–]horsesemen 1 point2 points ago

I am an expert at flying over handlebars. I've done it three times in the last two years and gotten two concussions and a broken arm.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Oof... Sounds like you've gotten all the crunching you could possibly want out of your bike, then!

(Take care of yourself, ok?)

[–]horsesemen 0 points1 point ago

Thank you, I'll try. I got a new bike and it has rear brakes. The old one only had front. I think that will help.

[–]Stratocaster89 2 points3 points ago

Leg raises, hanging leg raises: lower abs. Cable pull down: upper abs. Dead lifts/squats Planks

[–]a424d5760ab83a7b1a0e 2 points3 points ago

SQUATZ. OATZ.

[–]red_280 1 point2 points ago

Jackknives.

[–]belekasb 0 points1 point ago

Leg raises

[–]konakon 0 points1 point ago

Hanging leg raises

[–]Viend 0 points1 point ago

Look for P90X's Ab Ripper X. I don't know anyone who does P90X but a lot of my friends use Ab Ripper X.

[–]HeyLookJollyRanchers 2 points3 points ago

I don't know why you're being downvoted; Ab Ripper X is abs-olutely great for toning exercises.

If you want to increase the size of your abs, sure, do some weighted leg raises etc, but doing Ab Ripper X a couple of times a week does make a huge difference; if nothing else, you end up doing 350 reps in under 15 minutes and you will definitely feel it.

[–]serosis 3 points4 points ago

A week?

Try 10 years.

[–]genida 6 points7 points ago

A ten year vacation? Yes please :)

[–]miniskirtninja 5 points6 points ago

How I feel at the gym when they have the Olympics on every TV.

[–]iwannabearedditor 5 points6 points ago

My gym teacher called me a walrus before. This is how i feel.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Your gym teacher was a sadistic freak.

Love yourself.

[–]jhertel2 2 points3 points ago

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

I can see the vagina of a walrus but I'm not horny.

[–]Derwos 2 points3 points ago

WHAT

[–]SnowK 1 point2 points ago

T'WHAT

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[–]MCbadgenius 5 points6 points ago

If I watch this for more than about a minute, the walrus does more situps than I can ;_;

[–]Albeezie 1 point2 points ago

FEEL the BURN!!

[–]thisisfake123 0 points1 point ago

SS + 500 cal deficit.

[–]Vogey -2 points-1 points ago

DO YOU EVEN LIFT?

[–]thisisfake123 -1 points0 points ago

5ever dyel mode...

[–]Nbord 1 point2 points ago

I just got back from vacation; came back ~5 pounds heavier. :(

[–]TimBeluga 2 points3 points ago

I gained 18 pounds in 4 weeks during last years vacation. Lucky enough I had slimmed down alot before the vacation started.

[–]A_WHALES_VAG 1 point2 points ago

As someone who needs to eat 4000 calories a day for 3 weeks straight to gain 5 pounds I am entirely jealous. Only because I wish to gain weight and I have to push massive amounts of weight and compounds only =[

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[–]A_WHALES_VAG 0 points1 point ago

And I have a hard time Sympathizing with you people who gain weight easily. It's all relative to what we want, I'm tryin to gain weight but have a very hard time doing so, you want to loose weight and have a hard time doing so , I understand where you are comming from. It may sound like a blessing to be able to eat whatever I want when I want, but to be honest eating 4000-5000 calories a day, is probably one of the hardest things I've ever had to do. I've been on this diet for just over 2 months . I started at 117 and now I vary around 131-135, I had to work just as hard to gain that weight as someone has to, too loose weight. Cause I work my ass off at the gym.

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[–]A_WHALES_VAG 0 points1 point ago

That's it.. I envy you , you envy me. But I understand where your comming from society has definitively sided with my end of the spectrum. Damn media and their social taboos.

[–]darkneo86 2 points3 points ago

Get married and simultaneously hit a birthday in which your metabolism stops like it hit a brick wall.

I used to be like you. Used to. Now I have to work out every other day just to keep a gut off.

[–]TimBeluga 1 point2 points ago

When you get older you will be happy if you have a hard time gaining weight:) I had the same problem up to the age of 26, after that I started to gain weight quite easy.

[–]FlyingPasta 1 point2 points ago

Could be water weight, don't torture yourself. +/- 10lb happens all the time.

[–]jewoven -2 points-1 points ago

no healthy person has 10lbs of water weight.

[–]FlyingPasta 0 points1 point ago

Alright, maybe 10lb was a bit much, but he should definitely not worry about 5.

[–]WookieGoldberg 0 points1 point ago

Right now, according to my scale, 61% of my 238 lb body weight is water. So you can definitely have more than 10 lbs.

[–]FlyingPasta 0 points1 point ago

Unless you're weighlifting, then a week break is nice.

[–]Logarn 0 points1 point ago

This is how I feel everyday.

Sigh

[–]steampunkwookiee 0 points1 point ago

the walrus is actually attempting suicide

[–]Bowser23 0 points1 point ago

I honestly started counting to see if I'm less fit than a walrus....

[–]YourAverageWalrus 1 point2 points ago

Who got that gif of me and my trainer?

[–]Stratocaster89 0 points1 point ago

I'm currently experiencing the ridiculous muscle soreness that returning to the gym after vacations brings :(

[–]Vogey 0 points1 point ago

lol situps

[–]darahen2004 0 points1 point ago

holy shit that walrus is awesome!

[–]Lumpy_bd 1 point2 points ago

HAHAHA GYM FUNNY

I'm so fat :(

[–]Albub 0 points1 point ago

'I thought Jim was a guy's name...'

[–]MalcolmPecs 1 point2 points ago

you don't need a gym to do sit-ups. you do, however, need to stop being a lazy piece of shit

[–]Lithex 0 points1 point ago

Coolest thing I've ever seen.

[–]oWNYo 0 points1 point ago

Well, 20 years of vacation for me!

[–]kirkoswald 0 points1 point ago

after 1 week off i usually feel better than ever. Anymore and i start to feel flat though

[–]FatMansPants 0 points1 point ago

I counted to 20 before I realised it was a .gif ...... FML

[–]schwarzkopf123 0 points1 point ago

anyone else waiting for the walrus to do something?

[–]StellaLiebeck 0 points1 point ago

I haven't been in a month. It's gonna suck.

[–]cathmore 0 points1 point ago

I may be heavier after vacation, but everything hurts a lot less and I'm usually way stronger.

[–]thechavo 0 points1 point ago

[–]IsackArroz 1 point2 points ago

you feel like a woman in a wet suit working out with a walrus?

[–]prisoner42 0 points1 point ago

just back from Ibiza tomorrow ill be back in the gym not looking forward to it

[–]yesman609 0 points1 point ago

I was watching for like a minute waiting for something more to happen then I realized it was a GIF that was 5 seconds long...

[–]Pyromaniacalcow 0 points1 point ago

Marineland! :D

[–]CheckeredFedora 0 points1 point ago

What would you be doing with a walrus?

[–]princepain 0 points1 point ago

Am i the only one who was thinking they felt like walrus nuts?

[–]HireALLTheThings 0 points1 point ago

I could watch this for hours.

[–]MutthaFuzza 0 points1 point ago

How smart are walruses?

[–]axc12040 0 points1 point ago

Awesome gif that made my day

[–]Kozik57 0 points1 point ago

What if we can start training walruses to become workout instructors?

[–]Jorru 0 points1 point ago

oh god I know what you mean D: 2 weeks at my cousins house, them some big ol' boys

[–]JarasM 0 points1 point ago

Well, imagine how I feel after my 2-year 'vacation'.

[–]MadroxKran 0 points1 point ago

Werd. Got back Sunday and hit the gym yesterday. Ugh.

[–]shan849225 0 points1 point ago

If I watch this for more than about a minute, the walrus does more situps than I can ;_;.

[–]maxiums 0 points1 point ago

This is the best *.gif I have seen on Reddit so far.......

[–]kiwiyoutube 0 points1 point ago

The loop is great on this one.

[–]popaninja 0 points1 point ago

does this thing ends?

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ -4 points-3 points ago

[–]LukeWarmwater -1 points0 points ago

For some reason the videos where this gif came from are in my downloads.

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

Repost.