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[–]malagrond 27 points28 points ago

"But there is one they fear. In their tongue, he is Dovahpig, Dragonpork!"

[–]redops47 3 points4 points ago

BACON REND: BACON ZAH FRUL

[–]HydroGeoPyroAero 13 points14 points ago

Fus Ro Bacon!

[–]bexorz 9 points10 points ago

fus ro nom?

[–]HydroGeoPyroAero 7 points8 points ago

Pork Ro Nom?

[–]DragonTycoon 2 points3 points ago

Always good to see a brother Nom.

[–]WarJunkie 1 point2 points ago

Pork is nom'ed?

[–]RackAttacks 0 points1 point ago

Fus Ro Allah?

[–]Shen_Haro 1 point2 points ago

whats weird Is I thought the same thing, and it makes no sense :P

[–]orangelantern 8 points9 points ago

Forgive me for being so hazy about this, but i think i remember hearing about how there was a battle that was going to happen, and all the non-islamic people dipped their swords and arrows in pigs blood to scare away the islamic people before they fought

[–]AmazingSteve 7 points8 points ago

Soooo... bacon as an engine of peace?

[–]dumnezero 6 points7 points ago

bacon can also fuel an engine

[–]AtomicSamuraiCyborg 0 points1 point ago

A path to energy independence AND deliciousness?

Bacon! Is there anything it can't do?

[–]orangelantern 0 points1 point ago

Im pretty sure it cant fly.

[–]AmazingSteve 0 points1 point ago

Prove it!

[–]orangelantern 0 points1 point ago

Because it never gets the chance before its eaten?

[–]AmazingSteve 0 points1 point ago

Bacon works in mysterious ways.

[–]AtomicSamuraiCyborg 1 point2 points ago

Umm, I don't know. I know there was a mutiny among Hindu and Muslim soldiers for the Raj in India, after a rumor was spread that their cartridges (paper ones at this time, that you tore open with your teeth, and then poured the powder and ball down the barrel) were waxed with pig fat. As that is sort of, technically, maybe eating pig, they thought they had sinned terribly and been betrayed.

It wasn't actually true, though.

Now, if I was going to coat my weapons in something to terrify my enemy, I'd try poison. You never know, might work.

[–]Lobotomus_Prime 1 point2 points ago

Now, if I was going to coat my weapons in something to terrify my enemy, I'd try poison. You never know, might work.

Such pragmatism is rare these days.

[–]AtomicSamuraiCyborg 0 points1 point ago

True that.

I also remember a story of people who just stuck their arrows in dung, then shot them. Because poison is hard, but disease is easy. Eat typhus, ya buggers!

Also, I love your username.

[–]orangelantern 0 points1 point ago

The idea was that they couldnt get anything having to do with a pig in their body, I.E the blood

[–]GriffTheYellowGuy 2 points3 points ago

Definitely some pimples there, man. Good luck with that.

Note: I'm not saying it isn't cool or probably delicious, just that the hat is, since I am making the joke on the premise that the hat is made of premade bacon that one could quickly microwave, it would likely be very greasy and therefore would leave some nasty facial issues.

[–]dragonboltz 4 points5 points ago

Way to overthink the joke bro.

[–]Mrphilosopher 0 points1 point ago

I would gladly eat Satans face if it were bacon

[–]dirtysockwizard 3 points4 points ago

This somewhat disturbing.

If you really want to be effective, wear Forsworn armour made of bacon.

[–]mrducky78 3 points4 points ago

For in their tongue, he is baconkin, Bacon Born. Fus Bah Kon!

[–]VerneAsimov 2 points3 points ago

Dobacon! Dobacon!

[–]eldrifto 0 points1 point ago

Baconkin. The Bacon Born.

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[–]dumnezero 1 point2 points ago

It's a Skyrim reference

[–]IAloneAmMumMum 0 points1 point ago

FUS RO SIZZLE

[–]MindintoMatter -1 points0 points ago

So much waste

[–]yoursoulwasdelicious 0 points1 point ago

Something made of bacon has never made me want to throw up until right now.

[–]C0RP0RALKUSH 0 points1 point ago

FUS-NO-ALAH!

[–]sweYoda 0 points1 point ago

Cross your fingers that they don't have crossbows.

[–]Amryxx 0 points1 point ago

If only there is a method to injure or kill someone from a distance...

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

PORK! RO! DAH!

[–]dragonboltz -4 points-3 points ago

Incredibly offensive, but hilarious.

EDIT: Interesting, before I was +4 upvotes, now I am -1.

[–]sweYoda 0 points1 point ago

What's offensive is that people believe in some sky man watching our every move. He has created the entire universe, our sun, our planet and all life, were we can eat everything but pigs or he'll send you to hell, but he loves you. You are supposed to believe in this because he told some random men a very long time ago in the time where people didn't even knew nothing about science.

[–]drneanderthal -2 points-1 points ago

Atheism board is getting so immature these days... take this shit to /r/gaming thank you

[–]cubs1917 -1 points0 points ago

Said the guy with a bacon mask...wtf is going on here

[–]IAmA_meat_popsicle -1 points0 points ago

Stop wasting the meat candy!