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[–]moppes 4 points5 points ago

My first thought upon seeing this...

[might be slightly NSFW if your boss is a prude]

[–]I_HAVE_DEMENTIA 0 points1 point ago

I completely lost it at "Zone of PAIN".

I don't even know what "it" is, but it's gone.

[–]flipflopopotamus 2 points3 points ago

What does "Null Set" mean?

[–]chililoaf[S] 2 points3 points ago

Does not exist

[–]ihatecats18 0 points1 point ago

I enjoy the null set

[–]hoptail05 -1 points0 points ago

So, the girl you deem fit for marriage to you, the highest of high, has to be über attractive?

[–]chililoaf[S] 1 point2 points ago

I would say not uber-attractive as per say maxim magazine standards, but you should be attracted to them phsyically, which over should increase as you become more involved with such said person. (We've all met people who look fantastic but get uglier as you get to know their personality)

[–]oldwizeone 0 points1 point ago

So they need to be right on the Vicky Mendoza Diagonal!