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[–]kinss 12 points13 points ago

Wait, they make shampoo for men?!

[–]mrscrawfish 4 points5 points ago

Head & Shoulders makes a shampoo for men. I've actually been stealing my fiance's because his works so much better on my hair.

[–]Blazingcrono 2 points3 points ago

That probably means you should buy your own :P

[–]mrscrawfish 2 points3 points ago

We live together. It actually keeps things simpler since I only have to buy one kind now.

[–]TheHerbalGerbil 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, if your shower is as lacking in ledge space as mine is, sharing shampoo is such a good thing.

Sure, the bottle will run out faster, but you can just buy a crapton of it on sale and toss it in the cabinet.

I share a shower with 3 other people, and use a 2-in-1 shampoo and body wash to save space.

[–]TheHerbalGerbil 0 points1 point ago

Dove Men+Care and L’Oreal For Men. Just off the top of my head.

I suppose you could count Axe shampoo as “men’s” shampoo too.

Source: I’m a stock clerk at a grocery store. Which raises a point in and of itself: If you can find at least two specialized men’s shampoo brands at the grocery store, you should be able to find at least as many at the pharmacy or salon.

[–]poop_giggle 0 points1 point ago

What is shampoo?

[–]Crazykuku -1 points0 points ago

Really?

[–]nickdude77 1 point2 points ago

It's probably a joke that implies that he doesn't use shampoo, which would probably make him have healthier hair than those who do.

People do this no-'poo shit, where after ~4 weeks or so, their scalp starts managing oil production properly again, and it ends up pretty much at that 'perfect balance' 24/7. It's actually really good for your hair, but i can't afford that month of acne from hair oils.

[–]Kinomi 16 points17 points ago

As someone who uses girl's shampoo, and has used men's too.. The only difference is scent...

[–]geehome 11 points12 points ago

Are you trying to say that...they both wash your hair?

[–]MYDOGSTELLA 5 points6 points ago

Trying to say

[–]geehome 1 point2 points ago

better phrasing i agree. thanks.

[–]MYDOGSTELLA 1 point2 points ago

Shit. Now no one knows what my last comment was about

[–]geehome 1 point2 points ago

Well, you just teach a stupid foreigner proper English. thanks.

[–]emmerin 2 points3 points ago

taught*

[–]Hesychast 3 points4 points ago

Don't ruin this for me..they're different ok?

Next you'll be saying that girls poop too.

[–]NinjasRaven 0 points1 point ago

What if I told you... WE DO.

[–]dontneedyourkarma 1 point2 points ago

OP is just trying to find an excuse to flip his hair

[–]FalseFactsOrg 2 points3 points ago

Okay, I have noticed this many times while shopping for shampoo, lets say Shampoo X is Raspberry-Lemon scented.
Mens' Shampoo name: Lava Splash
Womens' Shampoo name: Lusciously Lemony-Raspberry Pillow Flowers
Same scent, different way of naming the product..

[–]Curtalius 0 points1 point ago

my favorite thing is nature vs. technology. I've seen the same brand that has natural ingredients have amazing cleaning technology for it's male line.

[–]bricardo 1 point2 points ago

Not if the girl's shampoo is of really high quality. It is definitely not the same.

[–]geehome 1 point2 points ago

Does this mean that high quality shampoo for men doesn't exist? Or that if you are a man, you can't use high quality shampoo?

[–]bricardo 0 points1 point ago

Of course it exists, but men are usually less demanding on their hair products.

[–]chadilac454 -1 points0 points ago

I second this, my girlfriend is a hair dresser, the difference is amazing!!

[–]TheHerbalGerbil 0 points1 point ago

False, actually. Men’s hair, on average, has more sebum, and men’s shampoos are often formulated with this in mind.

[–]133tm4n 5 points6 points ago

[–]Kadoc 15 points16 points ago

this is the kind of gift that is just funny by itself, you dont need to add some shitty title/excuse to repost it

[–]dontneedyourkarma 22 points23 points ago

I like all gifts

[–]Journeytruthful 6 points7 points ago

When I was younger my mom would tell me not to use her conditioner because it was expensive. I would tell her every time that I never touch the stuff, and it was probably dad. She didn't believe me and said his hair didnt smell like the conditioner. So I got tired of hearing about it every week and decided I would prove her wrong. I borrowed my friends video camera and waited until my dad took a bath, I knew he was using it when he took his weekly bath because that's when I got blamed and it never happened when he took a shower. So I power on the video camera, pointed at myself and said "the following is evidence in case I ever go to jail for telling the truth", I slowly unlocked the door and walked into the most fucked up scene ever. My father had towels all over the floor and was masturbating with my moms conditioner, lisenting to music. I didn't know what to do so closed the door, shut the camera off and gave the camera back to my friend. Well guess what, I forgot to take the tape out. A week later my father was arrested for being a pedophile. My friends mom s the video and went tot the police, the police agreed that the magazines in the background that I never noticed were of little boys. He never did anything to me but after the trial he was fired from his job as a teacher, and mom divorced him. My mom ended marrying an abusive alcoholic who loved to beat me with a leather belt when I did something he didn't like. He even used to get a marker and mark the levels on all his alcohol, if it was ever below the mark I was blamed for it and beaten. I guess the pedophile father was better than the one tht beat me when I look back.

Sorry for the long post, this all brought back a lot of memories. Yes I'm a girl before someone asks, yes this is a throwawaay, yes I am crying because I screwed my life up.

[–]DudeWithTheNose 6 points7 points ago

Well, that was unrelated.

[–]nethertwist 6 points7 points ago

I want to say "cool story bro" but on the off chance this is actually true, you may want to find a more appriopriate outlet for this kind of opening up than r/funny.

[–]jimmypopali 5 points6 points ago

[–]Nickbou 0 points1 point ago

[–]M5Phalanx 2 points3 points ago

[–]jadeycakes 1 point2 points ago

Wait was your dad actually a pedophile or was he just wrongly accused?

[–]justmadethisaccountt 0 points1 point ago

Yea I don't get it. You have to actually do something to someone, not masturbate.

[–]iTz_Chanch[S] -4 points-3 points ago

Well fuck that was sobering...talk to a therapist! They helped me get over my depression I'm sure talking can't hurt you :) still I'm glad you've found a community which you can be a part of and that's willing to hear your stories :)

[–]Bama2089 5 points6 points ago

the FABULOUS was a great touch..that just had me rolling

[–]ItsTooLateForU 0 points1 point ago

Roll tide.

[–]Bama2089 0 points1 point ago

its my nickname not after the school but they are my favorite team..just a coincidence.

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 13 points14 points ago

/r/HIFW, or /r/reactiongifs. Your choice.

[–]Bryz_ 31 points32 points ago

You're so blunt, /r/trees wants to smoke you.

[–]sexyhamster89 5 points6 points ago

you... i dont like people like you

[–]destiny24 3 points4 points ago

But there is more karma here!

[–]Beanbaker 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for posting this. A lot of people crowd /r/funny with stuff that has its own subreddit.

[–]iTz_Chanch[S] -2 points-1 points ago

HIFW? Internet too slow to click the link, what is it?

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 12 points13 points ago

The "How I Feel When" subreddit. There's an overdose of HIFW gifs on r/funny, and these are places specifically tailored to them. /r/reactiongifs is the better of the two.

[–]iTz_Chanch[S] 0 points1 point ago

yeah I've been to reactiongifs. They get some really funny ones on there!

[–]TwEE-N-Toast 2 points3 points ago

Are all camelids silly animals with too much tude? Is there an evolutionary reason for their sassy behaviour?

[–]cheer427 2 points3 points ago

Fun fact- this llamas name is Dusty and lives in Disney World in Florida :)

[–]jgarc230 0 points1 point ago

Yes!! I saw this llama like two years ago! It is impossible to touch the llama

[–]cheer427 0 points1 point ago

Omg I know! I got to though when it was getting fed :)

[–]SkippyRodriguez 3 points4 points ago

Looks like Lady Gaga's new video is out.

[–]cocacholas -1 points0 points ago

Wasn't this exact thing posted like three days ago.

[–]Redplushie 0 points1 point ago

Longer.

[–]AkyrXX 0 points1 point ago

As someone who uses girl's shampoo, this is a correct statement.

[–]SharksCantSwim 1 point2 points ago

Nothing wrong with using good shampoo and conditioner. As a guy with long hair I use kerastase which is fucking expensive but I only have to wash my hair once a week verses every second day with the cheap stuff.

It also makes my hair feels fabulous!

[–]vagrantwade 0 points1 point ago

I get it. You saw this gif in comments in a top story on Reddit yesterday. How long did it take you to come up with a title to go with it?

[–]phantomspell 0 points1 point ago

When I read the title, I thought "fabulous" to myself. I was not disappointed when I clicked on the gif.

[–]cleverusernamestaken 0 points1 point ago

Twist: OP is a girl

[–]frid 0 points1 point ago

How does shampoo know whether or not you have a penis?

[–]Fishooked 1 point2 points ago

After you've been married for awhile the right shampoo is the closest bottle. I've been using my wife's shampoo for 'color treated hair' for months.

[–]Josueatthebb 0 points1 point ago

  • Please don't say 'bitch I'm fabulous'!, please don't say 'bitch I'm fabulous'!
  • Says fabulous
  • aww, dammit.

[–]Szos 0 points1 point ago

My GF goes through a bottle of shampoo in like a month.

I usually shave my head so I only need a tiny drop of shampoo. The last bottle I bought, I wrote down the date I first used it to track how long it lasts. It look me 1.5 years to finish one bottle.

[–]10010101 0 points1 point ago

Smell mfik too

[–]Mango_cake 0 points1 point ago

I actually wish more guys would take care of themselves. Like using the girls lotion, shampoo, or soap....

My friend use to have really dry and irritating skin. Then I found out he uses a really harsh soap bc it's what all the men in the family used. I convinced to use a softer type of soap like dove his skin problems got a lot better!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Lol did you guys see that bloody llama?

[–]fredzys 0 points1 point ago

easily the dumbest link i have ever visited.

[–]sonastyinc 0 points1 point ago

I was thinking of the word fabulous before the caption appeared.

[–]DankasaurusRX 0 points1 point ago

Hence the reason I use girl shampoo and conditioner

[–]NightFury2010 0 points1 point ago

This should be 'nothing to do here'

[–]zdstuber -1 points0 points ago

So sick of all the "This is how I feel when......." shit. Down voting em all day.

[–]balancedinsanity 0 points1 point ago

This gif is of the llama at the petting zoo at Animal Kingdom. He'll come really close to the fence, you think you're going to be able to pet him, and then... NOPE.

Fuck that llama.

[–]brittgarza 0 points1 point ago

Love this

[–]The_Comma_Splicer 0 points1 point ago

For some reason the smell of women's conditioner always makes me think of masturbation. Not sure why.

[–]Corgiparti 0 points1 point ago

I will never not upvote this gif.

[–]TheHerbalGerbil 0 points1 point ago

A few weeks ago I was staying the night with a girl and had to use her shower gel.

This is exactly right.

I also joked that I smell like a stripper. Well, she is a stripper….

[–]SaKage96 1 point2 points ago

[–]krispekremy 0 points1 point ago

Quit shampoo!! Your hair doesn't need shampoo to stay clean and look good. I haven't shampooed my hair in almost a year and a half, and it looks great every day without the need of chemicals. doesn't smell bad either :D

[–]mielove 0 points1 point ago

People with naturally greasy hair do need to shampoo. Otherwise this is true.

[–]krispekremy 0 points1 point ago

well I mean when you quit shampoo you start using baking soda and apple cider vinegar (at separate times) to clean it maybe once a week. Your hair will be greasy for a couple weeks, but after that, the oils in your hair maintain themselves and you don't need to wash really. I use baking soda and apple cider maybe once a month if that. I promise, no one needs shampoo.

[–]jessesomething 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else want to crop the guys head put of this everytime they see it?

[–]jabarr 0 points1 point ago

Rejoice (Rich) Shampoo.

Never look back.

[–]RagingRetard 0 points1 point ago

I can't not upvote this gif.

[–]Im-M-A-Reyes 0 points1 point ago

Forget the title, awesome fucking gif XD

[–]Ethosia 0 points1 point ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
You know what I am, bitch I'm 6coms 34pts 6mos funny
Fabulous! 3coms 53pts 4mos gifs
Fabulous! 5coms 19pts 5mos gifs
Kills me everytime 50coms 852pts 6mos funny
This llama is 20coms 337pts 8mos funny
Work it, girl 14coms 485pts 8mos gifs
He's sexy and he knows it. 2coms 67pts 9mos funny
Fabulous Bitches 2coms 142pts 4mos gentlemanimals
Bitch, I'm Fabulous 1com 37pts 5mos gifs
Fabulous 9coms 193pts 10mos gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]policies94 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Lady Gaga's new video is out.

[–]veritechcyclone 0 points1 point ago

Living in the sexual desert called My Marriage, I find my wife's conditioner much more...handy.

[–]Sanderella97 -1 points0 points ago

First /funny that's made me laugh out loud in months.

[–]anthrocide 4 points5 points ago

Holy God, I hope you're being sarcastic. This one of the top 5 dumbest things I've seen on Reddit's front page.

[–]Sanderella97 2 points3 points ago

Different strokes...

[–]MissApril 0 points1 point ago

Me: Why are you using my shampoo? Husband: because it smells good!

[–]YeahYouWouldKnow 6 points7 points ago

Cool story.

[–]msdolittle 0 points1 point ago

LMAO

[–]Upvote_and_STFU 1 point2 points ago

[–]fireshaper -4 points-3 points ago

This makes me laugh every time!

[–]Upvote_and_STFU 4 points5 points ago

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

Repost.