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[–]JeffGrubb 1 point2 points ago

I will love it. And hug it. And name it derp! And it will be mine forever!

[–]MoonRazer 1 point2 points ago

Dammit, I laughed at this. Hard..

[–]okimin 1 point2 points ago

That's an awfully precise weight.

[–]cirillios -1 points0 points ago

Look at this blatant repost. LOOK AT IT!

Then downvote it.

[–]Bill_Cosbys_Sweater[S] -1 points0 points ago

A downvote for you too, naysayer. And this isn't a retoast. I hate the fact that pretty much fucking everybody on here is like OMGLOL REPOST! On everything. GTFO, swine.

[–]cirillios -1 points0 points ago

Oh right definitely not a repost.

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
ADOPT Jasmine 24coms 380pts 2mos funny
How not to advertise a dog for adoption 161coms 813pts 8mos funny
What a cute dog 141coms 471pts 1yr pics
Found at local rescue shelter.... 5coms 16pts 3mos aww

source: karmadecay

If you found it on the internet. It's a repost.

[–]Bill_Cosbys_Sweater[S] 0 points1 point ago

Huh, so I guess you were right. Sorry about that, I did end up finding it on an adoption website but I never thought it was already posted here. P.S. Not trying to be a prick but the use of the blatant on Reddit is too damn high. I just get sick of seeing it.

[–]cirillios 0 points1 point ago

Ya that's my bad too. After over a year on reddit I can't expect everything to be new and make me laugh anymore.