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[–]xvpower 377 points378 points ago

[–]wazoheat 246 points247 points ago

I love how he just stands there forever after being humiliated. Clearly this is time that could be better spent getting a head start from the police.

[–]Kaghuros 280 points281 points ago

It's the consequence of a concussion.

[–]StuporCollider 461 points462 points ago

We apologize for the inconvenience, but your brain did not start successfully. A recent blow to the head might have caused this.

-Safe mode

-Safe mode with networking

-Safe mode with command prompt

-Last known good configuration(your most recent settings that worked)

-Start brain normally

[–]FoxtrotBeta6 438 points439 points ago

  • Start Brain Normally

Į̶̱̝ ̧̠͚̲̻̭̝i̵̭̹̹͖̬͢͞ͅņ͖̱̘̬̩̀͘s̡͎̪̫͕̜͔̀͡ͅt̬̺͕̱̫̞͈̞a̵̯̠̝̫n͔̪̠̤̥̖̼t̹̺͙͖̲͘͠l͘͏̦͇̪̗̹͍͎y̢͇̭̩ ҉̖̲͎̞̩̲͖͉ͅr͏͈̦̕ḛ̪g̫̲͚͚̩͔r̻͍͟͝e̖̹̖͕͍̤̩̜͜t̳͕͕͙̯̯͇͕̯͢ ̢͔t̗̲h̤̞̟͙̟̬͕̖i̮̟̦̗̹̻̬͚͜͠ͅś̰̲̘͟ ̶͔̮d͜͜͞ͅͅe̢̛̪̬͠c̳̱͉̠̫̭͟͠i̖̜̘s҉̹̳̤̱̦̗̱i̸̞̪͙̟o͎̱̤̹̭͓n̵̥̺̗͟.̸̳̲̺͕̬̮͉̖̱́́

[–]word_nerd_mcgoo 205 points206 points ago

[–]uptheaffiliates 68 points69 points ago

I dont understand, did your Windows crash because it got drunk? :(

[–]thisismyivorytower 40 points41 points ago

When you need a drinking buddy, you go to desperate measures.

[–]thisisnotmyfault 4 points5 points ago

My Windows is my favorite drinking buddy ಥ_ಥ

[–]Peewee223 12 points13 points ago

Faulty video RAM, usually from overheating.

[–]Saerain 22 points23 points ago

I'm sorry to inform you that you are going to die in agony very soon from whatever was radioactive enough to flip those bits.

[–]Droggelbecher 14 points15 points ago

This is the only acceptable occasion to take a screenshot with a camera.

[–]fruchle 8 points9 points ago

Hah, I remember that story about bad video ram; I was rather impressed with the guy who worked out exactly where & how it was damaged.

[–]i_believe_in_pizza 35 points36 points ago

And the Special Text Effects Award for the Reddits of 2012 goes to...

[–]FlippyWippy 10 points11 points ago

Look up Zalgo, there is a generator online.

Link

[–]Kaghuros 47 points48 points ago

And then when you come back to the desktop all the icons are in a different order and the resolution is wrong.

[–]foetusofexcellence 18 points19 points ago

And then when you get back to the right resolution, all your icons are in the wrong place.

Scumbag Windows.

[–]Genmaken 44 points45 points ago

I read that as "conclusion" and for a moment I thought you were saying that the robber had an epiphany and was thinking "what am I doing with my life?".

[–]Krispyz 4 points5 points ago

Or poor planning.

[–]hs0o 6 points7 points ago

As a neurobiologists, people do not simply get up and walk (or in this case run) away after such head trauma. It's surprising he's even still conscious.

[–]Motarded_Rider 118 points119 points ago

When you get hit hard enough in the head, you kind of lose touch with reality. My friend had a board broken over his face in a fight and he literally just stopped moving and just kind of stood there teetering on falling over. It looked as though he had checked out but his muscles were just kind of keeping him standing. It was comical except for the part that it was actually happening.

[–]rootlinuxusr 31 points32 points ago

FINISH HIM!

[–]Beakerbite 24 points25 points ago

Yeah I was boxing a few years back and got hooked hard. I just remember standing there for a minute wondering what the fuck happened. Than I said, "I'm going to pass out" and apparently fell to the ground cold for a bit.

[–]listn2moremetal 19 points20 points ago

"What the fuck do I do now?"

[–]raleigh15 20 points21 points ago

He's reevaluating his purpose in life.

[–]jillyboooty 5 points6 points ago

And on your cake day no less.

[–]curiousthomas 29 points30 points ago

That convenience store is literally a block from where I work (conveniently where I'm at currently). I go there frequently for gas. Nice folks run the place, I'll pop-by and show them that they're blowing up on the internet and report back...

[–]trevdak2 1551 points1552 points ago

Why don't you take a seat....

[–]listn2moremetal 1404 points1405 points ago

... TO THE FACE

[–]Trolliverr 654 points655 points ago

That IS the joke!! Well done!

[–]hinduguru 154 points155 points ago

OPA!

[–]listn2moremetal 344 points345 points ago

Oppa Gangnam Style?

[–]ReactthePanda 167 points168 points ago

HEEEEEEEEY SEXY LADEHHH

[–]MountainMadman 88 points89 points ago

OH OH OH OH

[–]plexiff 101 points102 points ago

[–]HiddenNinja2 41 points42 points ago

I enjoyed that way too much. Also that red head on the subway was hot.

[–]se0hyun 33 points34 points ago

She's called Hyuna. Check out her song Bubble Pop, and the group 4Minute

[–]Alcnaeon 27 points28 points ago

Kim Jong Un can dance like a motherfucker.

[–]Skytso 26 points27 points ago

You're now banned from /r/pyongyang.

[–]Gamelot 43 points44 points ago

Open condom syle

[–]corann52 19 points20 points ago

i heard opa gundam star :O

[–]chuckFKNdiesel 10 points11 points ago

That's exactly what I heard the first time.

[–]GivingCreditWhereDue 7 points8 points ago

So how do you feel about the caste system in hinduism?

[–]hinduguru 18 points19 points ago

Shit is fucked up.

[–]dunchen22 320 points321 points ago

Never bring a knife to a chair fight.

[–]squididol 133 points134 points ago

This is the first comment on the Youtube video.

[–]dunchen22 26 points27 points ago

I apologize, I didn't see the video.

[–]squididol 28 points29 points ago

Ok, I believe that could be true, and I wasn't trying to be rude to you. I just wanted to point it out.

[–]Distortiontm 9 points10 points ago

He still got net >200 karma. Don't feel bad.

[–]cacamambo 87 points88 points ago

I have actually been giving this advice for years because of this story:

My great grandfather owned a factory, and enjoyed good relationships with his workers, a lot of whom were from much rougher parts of town. One particular gentleman always carried a large knife on his belt. One day, my great grandfather asked him why he was always hauling it around.

He said, "well, you know, I'm from a pretty rough place, with some pretty rough people in it."

My great grandfather responded with, "That knife isn't gonna do you any good, just try and come at me with it. Try to stab me."

Obviously this man didn't want to stab his boss, but my great grandfather really insisted, and eventually this man gets his knife out and into a stabbing position.

This is when my great-grandfather hit him with a fucking chair.

"See, you don't need some big knife for protection!"

Ergo - don't bring a knife to a chair fight.

[–]cranberry94 88 points89 points ago

Not to be rude, but your great grandfather was kind of a jerk.

He basically forced an employee into a situation where he was going to get a chair to the face.

And the reason for this? To prove that a chair is better defense than a knife. But you can't carry a chair in your pocket, so it isn't a practical self defense strategy anyway.

[–]dunchen22 98 points99 points ago

But you can't carry a chair in your pocket

OH YEAH?!

[–]zenmunster 25 points26 points ago

[–]cranberry94 35 points36 points ago

You may be right, but that's no people hittin' chair.

[–]link287 501 points502 points ago

Shit, my favorite beanie!

[–]Toonser 321 points322 points ago

He can use it to fill the hole of where his dignity used to be.

[–]SeisGurl9 10 points11 points ago

Lost his dignity way before he got hit with the chair, you know, when he thought of robbing a place like a scumbag.

[–]raleigh15 101 points102 points ago

Ouch, right where the dignity used to be.

[–]NBAallstar 9 points10 points ago

Oh, I'm very vulnerable there! Oh, there go the piano lessons! I can't remember my dad!

[–]ncm3t4l 37 points38 points ago

Magical disappearing sunglasses!

[–]Han_Solo_Advice 82 points83 points ago

Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.

[–]Inklor 33 points34 points ago

Give me your keys, Han.

[–]RATES_YOUR_NOVELTY 157 points158 points ago

There are some questions surrounding this novelty about the occasions that it chooses to post, the rigid structure of the quotes posted, and whether or not it really constitutes advice. Add to that the nature of the source material, a Star Wars-based account screams karma-magnet like a bacon, kitten and Arrested Development smoothie. Han_Solo_Advice is lucky that the enduring legacy of Han Solo's galaxy-sized personality is enough to carry the overall account away from "annoying" territory, and some well timed "I know"s have already left an impression in other threads. Would like to see more relevance and less copy-and-pasted repetition of quotes, but worthwhile nonetheless

★★★★★★☆☆☆☆

[–]Han_Solo_Advice 88 points89 points ago

choobaka pls

[–]Comment_Commander 30 points31 points ago

10/10

[–]N8CCRG 1075 points1076 points ago

Well, we know one outcome in Rock-Paper-Scissors-Knife-FoldingChair.

[–]judehoffman 484 points485 points ago

I thought he was holding a credit card he was about to swipe.

[–]Notorious_G_Y_P 520 points521 points ago

I Said "We don't accept credit cards bitch!"

[–]That_Weird_Kid 118 points119 points ago

Me too. It made the gif thoroughly confusing...

[–]judehoffman 14 points15 points ago

I figured he was just jumping out of excitement.

[–]upvoteOrKittyGetsIt 49 points50 points ago

That's exactly what I thought. I still can't tell if that's a knife or not... If it's a knife, then that makes the cashier even more badass.

[–]Viking_Lordbeast 13 points14 points ago

You spelled 'knoyfe' wrong.

[–]MyOwnSidekick 32 points33 points ago

We don't accept VISA!!

[–]jaxonya 39 points40 points ago

Its usually The Rock hitting you with a folding chair.

[–]CAPT_OBVlOUS 265 points266 points ago

Correct. Folding chair beats knife.

[–]SmartViking 610 points611 points ago

Folding chair beats everything.

[–]HMR 433 points434 points ago

[–]jadzzee 163 points164 points ago

That is amazing.

[–]PTCruisin 77 points78 points ago

Needs more chairs!

[–]fknrat 18 points19 points ago

I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before.

[–]diabolotry 63 points64 points ago

Oh ECW. You had your moments.

[–]nintendolad 29 points30 points ago

I was hoping JR would come out of nowhere and scream "BAH GAWD!"

[–]joshcryer 81 points82 points ago

I love how that wrestler stays in character when a chair hits him in the back as he's in the corner! He falls down and everything. Then he realizes that the barrage of chairs probably is kind of dangerous and gets up and leaves.

[–]Lampmonster1 15 points16 points ago

I liked that too. Great stage fall.

[–]MudkipMao 35 points36 points ago

CHAIR BUKKAKE

[–]BuckFugly 14 points15 points ago

[–]westophales 43 points44 points ago

"STOP THE CHAIRS!!"

[–]katarn22 33 points34 points ago

"KEEP THROWING EM'"

[–]fortuitous_bounce 13 points14 points ago

"Well he didn't say anything about garbage cans!"

[–]Punkwolf 10 points11 points ago

Wow that crowd has incredible chair throwing skills. It's like they were practicing just in case a moment like this ever arose.

[–]123leapfrog 36 points37 points ago

What the fuck? Did he die?

[–]yourfriendkyle 68 points69 points ago

Nothing kills Mankind.

[–]hinduguru 19 points20 points ago

Except a shit ton of folding chairs.

[–]NBAallstar 8 points9 points ago

Not even, have you seen Stranglemania? In the first 5 seconds of this clip he gets thrown onto a bed of nails. NSFW language, it's hosted by ICP..

[–]suburban_smartass 8 points9 points ago

thrown into a bed of nails

"Ok, I'll click on that."

hosted by ICP

"You know what, I think I'm good."

[–]thekilljoy 5 points6 points ago

Hell, Mick was probably loving it, that guy is a glutton for the abuse.

[–]Blackcat008 11 points12 points ago

he got up in the end

[–]AKADidymus 10 points11 points ago

Very last second: shit, I wonder where that chair comes down!

[–]slandau2 11 points12 points ago

[–]wnau 4 points5 points ago

Who threw the fuckin' trash can?!?!

[–]zukeen 3 points4 points ago

i lost it at 0:17. he deserves an oscar for that fall...

[–]SOPA_NO 4 points5 points ago

Was everyone alright? That seems a little dangerous, even for those actors...

[–]s0crates82 10 points11 points ago

Kinda wanna buy one.

Stupid effective sales technique of looping demonstration images...

[–]Rentun 24 points25 points ago

[–]listn2moremetal 6 points7 points ago

Paper clearly beats folding chair.

[–]Dantayl 13 points14 points ago

It rolls up and slides under one of the short legs, stopping it from rocking. The power source of folding chair.

[–]plainOldFool 41 points42 points ago

Apparently the crook did not smell what the clerk was cooking.

[–]K3rfknpwnly 133 points134 points ago

And that's what happens when The Rock starts doing security at a local gas station.

[–]SlimMaculate 27 points28 points ago

The Rock would've went for more.

[–]gil2136 8 points9 points ago

I can hear Jerry "the king" Lawyer's commentary as he's hit with the chair

[–]roberto429n 8 points9 points ago

And JR's over the top reactions - 'MY GOD, HE KILLED HIM. OH MY GOD!'

<3 Good Ole JR

[–]hawkcoug 2 points3 points ago

According to professional wrestling that dude has World Championship toughness. Folding chairs almost always lay a guy out cold!

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[–]cgspam 202 points203 points ago

best part is when he pulls off his mask to reveal...the same face

[–]putsomebacononit 73 points74 points ago

Deal with it.

[–]gotnate 16 points17 points ago

lol, after watching this video, it's pretty funny to see the guy get knocked over with just a light tap on the face by the chair when all the people on the video kept standing/fighting after getting brutal headshots. Especially Mick Folley!

[–]i_flip_sides 65 points66 points ago

“Have a seat, bitch!”

“You’ve been sentenced to the chair, motherfucker!”

“You wants the committee, asshole, then you best meet with the chair!”

“Anybody else want to donate blood to chair-ity?”

“There’s some dessert! With a chair-y on top!”

“The travelers out there, the beasts I mean, they do have a weakness.”

John said, “We know. Chairs.”

David Wong

[–]gotnate 3 points4 points ago

I think I have to sit down. These chair puns are leaving me dizzy.

[–]Nightshade1105 217 points218 points ago

BAH GAWD, KING!! HE ALMOST TOOK HIS HEAD OFF WITH THAT CHAIR-SHOT!!

[–]Trizzae 75 points76 points ago

glass breaks STONE COLD!! STONE COLD!!! STONE COLD!!! OH MAH GAWD OH MAH GAWD.

[–]Nightshade1105 28 points29 points ago

STUNNER!!!! OH MAH GAWD THIS IS CARNAGE!!! SOMEONE STOP THE DAMN MATCH!! HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING THIS, KING?!!!

[–]AngryEnt 9 points10 points ago

Fuckin love j.r.

[–]ser_dhusti 14 points15 points ago

Upvoted every JR reference, but this one right here made my day.

[–]VladeDivac 44 points45 points ago

OH MY GOD HE IS BLEEDING INTERNALLY! STOP THE DAMN MATCH!

[–]redkulat 26 points27 points ago

BAH GAWD!! BAH GAWD!! BAH GAWD!! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY WE'VE GOT A SLOBBERKNOCKER HERE TONIGHT!

[–]Tee_Red 134 points135 points ago

BAH GAWD, KING!!! HE ALMOST TOOK HIS HEAD OFF WITH THAT CHAIR SHOT!!!

ftfy.

Also: BAH GAWD, THAT ROBBER MUST BE BROKEN IN HALF!!! THAT ROBBER HAS A FAMILY!!!

[–]mispelt 45 points46 points ago

HOW DO YOU LEARN TO FALL OFF A THREE FOOT GAS STATION COUNTER??

[–]crazyguns 30 points31 points ago

OHH SHUCKY, DUCKY, QUACK QUACK!!

[–]Tee_Red 21 points22 points ago

HULK HOGAN, WE COMIN' FO' YOU NIGGA

[–]crazyguns 17 points18 points ago

Cheap pop plugging /r/squaredcircle ? Also, Steel chair shots to the head are now banned in WWE due to risk of concussions and severe injuries..

[–]Lidodido 14 points15 points ago

Came here for JR-reference. Was not disappointed. Kind of used to that after browsing r/squaredcircle...

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 61 points62 points ago

The chair! Give him the chair!

[–]charlie-brown 27 points28 points ago

MA GAWD ALMIGHTY!

[–]DrascaL 24 points25 points ago

THAT MAN HAD A FAMILY KING!

[–]Vixolus 2 points3 points ago

Can't we settle this over a pint? No?

[–]chewyflex 17 points18 points ago

My satisfaction multiplies each time this gif repeats.

[–]waswa 8 points9 points ago

yep, can't stop watching this. it feels so good....

[–]itsaboat 30 points31 points ago

Can you imagine his reaction...

Ok guy I'm going to rob the shit out of this unsuspecting clerk.

Folded chair to the head

Well I can't beat that, touche.

[–]aceoftrachs 68 points69 points ago

Gave him the ol' El Kabong!

[–]joegekko 20 points21 points ago

KABONNNNNNNG!

[–]ElKaBongX 35 points36 points ago

You called?

[–]bunglejerry 32 points33 points ago

With that title, I was expecting a picture of a spider.

[–]Apterygiformes 31 points32 points ago

[–]Bryz_ 57 points58 points ago

Cute! :)

[–]Jeffu 83 points84 points ago

I clicked because of you.

I TRUSTED YOU.

[–]dbcification 6 points7 points ago

How can you smile while posting that? What the fuck, man?

I'm all for liking individual spiders that show themselves to exemplary members of their species/bros, but fuck, not a swarm.

[–]s0crates82 11 points12 points ago

Oh, goddamn it.

[–]therocketflyer 14 points15 points ago

Anyone else instantly reminded of the Whack-a-Mole game?

[–]R7Response 8 points9 points ago

Looks like Steve Austin is running a corner store now a days

[–]MindintoMatter 11 points12 points ago

These security cams are useless. In the age of cheap HD video you would think they would get better. Imagine how much better it would be to get an HD video of someones face

[–]Generic_name_99 25 points26 points ago

The problem is with he STORING of the video, not the recording. They usually have several cameras and if they used HD video, they'd need a pretty fast computer to record/compress all of it and a large hard drive to store it. They're cheap assholes, so they prefer crappy video that can be recorded with an old computer and a small hard drive.

In truth, it'd make more sense to record the crappy continuous video and take one HD picture every 2 seconds or so. It'd require just about the same computing power and give you an HD pic of the thief.

[–]noise_shaper 13 points14 points ago

2TB Hard Drive, 1080p video H264. Have it record for ~24 hours and then have it start eating away at the previous 24. When a crime is committed, have a button that stops the recording and allows you to download the "clip" you need.

[–]Cmonman42 13 points14 points ago

Yeah, but do you really think these gas station owners have the budget for that? We are talking about people who probably make $0.50 profit on your slurpee. I'd much rather them pay somebody to clean that nasty ass bathroom than invest in HD technology so that my Reddit videos will be clearer

[–]dand11587 4 points5 points ago

you would never need full movie quality frame rate. have it take a picture once per second and you could do a whole month of filming on the same 2TB. (or have about 30 cameras going for 24 hours)

[–]VogeGandire 5 points6 points ago

EC DUB

EC DUB

EC DUB

[–]tasthesose 9 points10 points ago

HAS JUST BEEN REVOKED.

[–]xyz66 4 points5 points ago

Somebody get a ref out here.

[–]Hellsion 3 points4 points ago

that's a tiny knife. Even though he was trying to rob the place, I'd just laugh and tell him to get the fuck out before I called the cops.

this one rural gas station I used to work at had wooden bat right next to the register. No one ever tried to rob that place while I was there.

well except for a beer run(more like "beerWalk") this one time, but the bitch was wasted and I just pulled her hair back and smacked her. she cursed, dropped the case of beer(breaking a couple of bottles) and walked to her getaway car which was being driven by someone else and they just peeled outta there. they weren't regulars or even from the area (cause a somewhat outta shape red El Camino is kinda rare nowadays) and never seen again.

[–]NoxiousStar 5 points6 points ago

I have a few of those chairs. Got 'em at Costco. Good quality too. Did not know they were an effective whacking tool.

[–]fani 4 points5 points ago

I guess he was the ........

puts on sunglasses

chairman of that store.

Yeeeeeaah.

[–]rywilbe 6 points7 points ago

This is what happens when you try to rob the WWE giftshop.

[–]HectortheRican 37 points38 points ago

Wild THIEF appears! CLERK used Chair. Chair was Super Effective!

[–]CitizenPremier 10 points11 points ago

I was going to say this comment could have been generated by a bot, but you did have to use cognition to recognize the presence of a thief, clerk and chair. Good job!

[–]Aperture_Scientist4 10 points11 points ago

Does this mean the bots are learning?

[–]ggg730 11 points12 points ago

You're the scientist. You tell me bub.

[–]Aperture_Scientist4 6 points7 points ago

I will commence testing now.


Bot Intelligence Testing

Date: 07/30/2012

Time: 5:01 PM till ?

Researcher Number: 4

Subject: HectortheRican

Initial test: Interview

Subject is asked to answer the following questions:

Visual field identification/information analysis: HectortheRican, please describe the action in this gif?

Numerical Concepts: HectortheRican, What is the ratio of black birds to white birds in this gif?

Reading Ability: HectortheRican, please transcribe the words in this gif.

Test results pending.

[–]teamherosquad 4 points5 points ago

Holy shit, I actually know this kid. I won't be posting his name, but I can tell you it happened in Olympia Washington around august last year.

He's addicted to heroin, so he was trying to get money for it. He was arrested, and did a weekend in jail with a fuck ton of community service and probation and drug classes and NA coming up for the next few years.

[–]thesacred 2 points3 points ago

The guy is probably telling the truth. I can confirm this happened in Olympia Washington because I used to work at the gas station where this happened. Even though the area is pretty nice and suburban, for some reason the place used to get robbed at least once a month. So finally I quit and now I work full time posting lies on reddit.

[–]L-J-N 9 points10 points ago

SMACKDOWN!

[–]Lemonanyway 2 points3 points ago

Took me a few tries to notice the knife. At least use a meat knife, what the hell is wrong with that guy?

[–]ChayDaKidd 2 points3 points ago

Upvote for the Indiana Jones-like beanie grab! Who says crime doesn't pay?

[–]chefmcduck 3 points4 points ago

Never fuck with a fan of pro wrestling.

[–]phillythebeaut 2 points3 points ago

boop

[–]leex0 3 points4 points ago

BAH GAWD KING! THAT WAS A CHAIR-SHOT!

[–]KwakenCZ 4 points5 points ago

WHAT A SICK THUD ! ENOUGH'S ENOUGH! SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH !!

[–]djangochained 5 points6 points ago

GOD AS MY WITNESS HE IS BROKEN IN HALF

[–]RadikalRalph 2 points3 points ago

AUSTIN!...AUSTIN!...AUSTIN!...AUSTIN!....THE TEXAS RATTLESNAKE IS RAISING HELL!

[–]SamousM 2 points3 points ago

I swear that seat transforms the mugger into a small latino boy

[–]chewieconcarne 4 points5 points ago

I totally expected something spider related.

[–]artbn 3 points4 points ago

why doesn't he learn, he keeps on trying over and over again

[–]ace_boogie 2 points3 points ago

I'll just...take my hat...and be on my way.

[–]Avrelivs 11 points12 points ago

Can somebody explain what is going on here?

[–]benmanns 80 points81 points ago

The kid is robbing the store with a knife; he has sunglasses and a beanie on. The guy behind the counter resists so he starts to jump over the counter. The guy behind the counter smacks him in the head with a metal fold-up chair, knocking off the robbers sunglasses and beanie. The guy reaches back to pick up his beanie and sunglasses, and presumably runs off.

[–]Aperture_Scientist4 38 points39 points ago

I didn't realize it was a knife. I thought he had swiped a credit card (since the knife was right where the slot in the card reader is) and then just decided to jump the counter.

Edit: changed "what" to "was"

[–]xzim 23 points24 points ago

Unfortunately the kid-in-question left his dignity behind when he grabbed his beanie.

[–]WimzicalStranger 7 points8 points ago

So i gave that thief a chair, theives love chairs.

[–]Last_Years_Villain 2 points3 points ago

Dumb ass kid.

[–]beachjustice 0 points1 point ago

rofl all his shit falls off his head

[–]MrNovocain 2 points3 points ago

Remove your hat sir!

[–]fairwayks 1 point2 points ago

The Chairman of Convenience Store Operations says, "Not today, punk!"