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[–]FUCKED-WITH-A-KNIFE 389 points390 points ago

[–]andrewsmith1986 214 points215 points ago

I love the shadow.

[–]FUCKED-WITH-A-KNIFE 64 points65 points ago

Holy shit I didn't even notice that.

[–]gammadistribution 50 points51 points ago

The shadow was the best part!

[–]CloseEnough23 13 points14 points ago

This oddly happens every time this is posted

[–]Hoobleton 2 points3 points ago

Because it's a guaranteed karma maker.

[–]bdmflyer 3 points4 points ago

This exact exchange happened earlier today.

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[–]SLOTH_JEFF_BRIDGES 10 points11 points ago

FOCUS ON THE BROTH http://i.imgur.com/JpEEE.jpg

[–]mpls10k 1 point2 points ago

I would love to see that sloth drinking a white russian

[–]Feed_Me_Upvotes 0 points1 point ago

Its the small things in life

[–]groovemonkey 12 points13 points ago

He looks like "The Dude"

[–]Bryz_ 2 points3 points ago

That is way too fucking good.

[–]MergeTheBands 2 points3 points ago

An I the only one who notices that the guy behind the sloth has a raging boner?

[–]walkingtheriver 5 points6 points ago

Fucked With A Knife. One of their best songs!

[–]andrewsmith1986 0 points1 point ago

I've seen them three times. Alex Webster is so fuckinf nice

[–]valhrona 1 point2 points ago

That one's Buttercup, I think, chilling out in the basket all day.

I highly recommend the Sloth Sanctuary to anyone who ends up on the Caribbean coast in Costa Rica. And really, everyone should end up in Costa Rica at least once.

[–]RoyallyTenenbaumed 0 points1 point ago

Odin's Raven! This is now my most favorite thing on the internet.

[–]stillalone 109 points110 points ago

Quick, someone tweet this to Kristen Bell.

[–]couchstainer 102 points103 points ago

[–]Cherrytop 38 points39 points ago

I had no interest in her before and now I am her biggest fan.

[–]teacha_lady 14 points15 points ago

So good.

[–]SkepticLolz 13 points14 points ago

Oh my goodness. I had no idea she was so adorable.

[–]HurricaneHugo 4 points5 points ago

Reminds me of my first time.

[–]Punchee 4 points5 points ago

Ellen is a grand master troll. That was awesome.

[–]doppelgin 7 points8 points ago

[–]808lisa93 0 points1 point ago

I couldn't stop laughing, thank you.

[–]Sloth_speed 0 points1 point ago

That is so fucking adorable.

[–]dandollar 4 points5 points ago

he's coming to the PARTY?!

[–]Atifex 114 points115 points ago

Right. Well now that Shitty has some rather talented competition I look forward to your inevitable conflict.

I demand a rather large scale arena battle at the very least. Perhaps on Sunday...

[–]ArsonParty 78 points79 points ago

I don't think that Shitty_Watercolour and Awesome_Oil_Paint will ever really have any conflict. They both seem to be pretty self aware of their own niches in the spectrum of art-quality.

[–]mmj1085 54 points55 points ago

I think they're the same person.

[–]nekidfrog 24 points25 points ago

They ARE the same person. Shitty watercolor started getting too good and migrated to oil paint.

[–]That_Guy33 8 points9 points ago

Where is "good," exactly? I'd love to meet Shitty_Watercolor.

[–]wojx 1 point2 points ago

Maybe this will tide you over...http://www.reddit.com/r/shitty_watercolour

[–]Atifex 4 points5 points ago

Yes, but their fame will come to a head eventually! It must!

[–]fishmaster2012 3 points4 points ago

What if they're the same people? Hmm?

[–]mmj1085 6 points7 points ago

I think they are.

[–]aceoftrachs 0 points1 point ago

This is the Tupac vs Biggie of our time.

[–]waz67 1 point2 points ago

I'm just glad there's no Shitty_Shitpainter

[–]WhoFan 0 points1 point ago

I did the opposite, going from awesome oil paint to amazing watercolour. I like that I can still move the paint around, and that I don't have to deal with all of the extra liquids and wasted time waiting for it to dry.... or when you make a mistake and you have to scratch it off or rub around... ugh!

[–]Lockski 15 points16 points ago

SUNDAY!?

[–]Atifex 48 points49 points ago

Sunday SUNDAY SUNDAY!

[–]troubleondemand 47 points48 points ago

For $10 we'll sell you the whole seat but......

YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE!!!

[–]crunktheremin 1 point2 points ago

[–]Atifex 1 point2 points ago

Screw the seat. We'll sell you a bed because you'll be STRUCK DOWN WITH AMAZEMENT!!

[–]jack12354 1 point2 points ago

COME SEE GRRRRRRRAAAAVVVEEE DIGGER

[–]K_Swag 0 points1 point ago

Only this Sunday?

[–]Atifex 2 points3 points ago

Well no. Any Sunday really.

[–]ipodalex777 0 points1 point ago

Bring the KIDDSSSSS

[–]amlamarra 0 points1 point ago

Sunday SUNDAY SOMEDAY!

[–]DrScrambledEggplants 0 points1 point ago

SUNDAY!

[–]ShlawsonSays 4 points5 points ago

"Now that"? Awesome_oil_paint has been around for over 5 months...

[–]Atifex 0 points1 point ago

Not long enough!

[–]psylentz 1 point2 points ago

Why conflict? Why not glorious collaboration?

[–]aceoftrachs 2 points3 points ago

Water and oil, my friend, water and oil.

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[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 1 point2 points ago

You even fixed the belt.

[–]Expedio 0 points1 point ago

nice man

[–]vadergeek 1 point2 points ago

Shirt's the wrong color.

[–]cpnHindsight 0 points1 point ago

Your painting shows more side-boob than the photo - subtle.q

[–]electricmice 0 points1 point ago

omg one hour later? is this some kind of photoshop overlay or a real oil painting?

[–]rogers017 139 points140 points ago

What sloth?

[–]mogsoggindog 17 points18 points ago

As an mental exercise, I'm gonna practice focusing on the sloth for five minutes everyday.

[–]Whired 5 points6 points ago

I'm not sure, but I think we can learn from this man

[–]MrLister 3 points4 points ago

Here, let me help.

[–]BCBudMan 1 point2 points ago

No sir that be a mighty task you trying to accomplish here... [Old southern gentleman's voice ]

[–]Obesibas 31 points32 points ago

The awesome sloth that shows you her cleavage.

[–]haelous 14 points15 points ago

I thought it was a v-neck.

[–]Obesibas 0 points1 point ago

Do girls wear those?

[–]StupidHaiku 2 points3 points ago

I keep looking at

the sloth and I swear the shirt

keeps going lower...

[–]neeper000 9 points10 points ago

Damn ninja sloth, I didn't see him either!

[–]canthidecomments 1 point2 points ago

I was too busy focusing on the lust to notice the other deadly sins.

[–]StealthTaco 1 point2 points ago

I was thinking the same thing... "What sloth?"

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 90 points91 points ago

[–]brotherbond 59 points60 points ago

Wait, is this going to turn into a Mormon porn thing where we just all post images of pretty women's cleavage and photoshop a sloth in there as an excuse that it's really just a meme..... I'm OK with this.

[–]KaraokeGod 17 points18 points ago

I second this movement.

[–]DisapprovingSeal 5 points6 points ago

All for? All against? The "ayes" have it, motion carries. bangs gavel

[–]old_righty 1 point2 points ago

Nay!!!! Oh wait, who am I kidding?

[–]ObamaStoleMyKFC 96 points97 points ago

NSFW seems to be getting more and more PG.

[–]TheMancersDilema 23 points24 points ago

If it actually stopped me from clicking at work. I would say I rather it more often than not land on the barely pg side than the slightly illicit side.

[–]Zoccihedron 2 points3 points ago

Just wait until summer is over and all will be back to normal.

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[–]TubaManBoy 20 points21 points ago

I keep focusing on the sloth telling him to pull harder.

[–]evilmeow 36 points37 points ago

Even as a straight female I have a hard time looking away from the tits. If I had a dick it would probably be impossible.

[–]dr_spacelad 33 points34 points ago

It is.

[–]dlite922 25 points26 points ago

You have no idea...

[–]rchase 2 points3 points ago

The appeal of female breasts is not gender specific. All of us love 'em. It's genetically hard-coded.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

Awesome mashup of two deadly sins.

[–]skittles 1 point2 points ago

Lust, check. Sloth, check. Envy, big check. I count 3.

[–]GOwisc08 15 points16 points ago

That smug little bastard.

[–]imTousey 0 points1 point ago

the look on his face xD

"you guys, uh, want some more?"

[–]theo313 9 points10 points ago

NO

[–]EnnoSpellsno 0 points1 point ago

yeah. no. nononononononono. no.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

You posted this in /r/funny. What is funny about this image?

[–]Wethequeens13 3 points4 points ago

I'm not sure. But there are boobs involved so OP gets upgoats whether It's funny or not. Because boobies!

[–]benama 4 points5 points ago

YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

[–]Andy_Feltersnatch 7 points8 points ago

You're doing God's work, sloth.

[–]giverofnofucks 1 point2 points ago

What?

[–]Tiv3z 2 points3 points ago

The first thing i noticed was the sloth.... but i'm not gay...

[–]ok_ill_shut_up 2 points3 points ago

How is this funny?

[–]andrewsmith1986 18 points19 points ago

That is an ugly belt.

[–]FromaLand 32 points33 points ago

She's wearing a belt?

[–]Uncle_Sammy 79 points80 points ago

Not if the sloth has his way.

[–]timothygruich 2 points3 points ago

He's eventually gonna get that.... eventually.

[–]badddog 6 points7 points ago

I'd be smiling like that too. :D

[–]droman951 4 points5 points ago

It's no good... I can't do it...

[–]Innomasta2 5 points6 points ago

He has that smug look that says; "yeah guys, I got your backs"

[–]PandaXS 0 points1 point ago

Get that sloth some shades, he is a bro.

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 0 points1 point ago

I shall call them Chunk.

[–]Deframed 0 points1 point ago

I don't see a sloth...

[–]J_WaitForIt_D 0 points1 point ago

Not possible sir

[–]jumbofighter 0 points1 point ago

I know it's hard to see, but there is actually a sloth in that picture.

[–]John_Mon 0 points1 point ago

I tried my best to NOT focus on the sloth (because I'm a badass), and noticed that there is a very nice pair of boobs also in the picture.

[–]thimblyjoe 0 points1 point ago

Good guy sloth: "Hey guys, let me just pull down this shirt a bit to give you a better view"

[–]rhankilla 0 points1 point ago

[–]spartann17 0 points1 point ago

Wait, what sloth?

[–]Raahh43 1 point2 points ago

Why the fuck do sloths look so fucking chill, like they reached a whole new level of Nirvana.

[–]DeadAxS 1 point2 points ago

It's like a stoner evolved...

[–]8ui9 1 point2 points ago

What Sloth?

[–]nolanator 1 point2 points ago

Impossibru!

[–]mookstar1 3 points4 points ago

Sloths*

[–]bionku 0 points1 point ago

Any outstanding fellow in my book.

[–]protomd 0 points1 point ago

one does not simply focus on anything in the midst of tits

[–]NaljunForgotPassword 0 points1 point ago

You ask the impossible!

[–]The_F_uckin_B_I 0 points1 point ago

what sloth?

[–]mikelln 0 points1 point ago

There's a sloth in the picture?

[–]phenomite1 0 points1 point ago

That truly is a quality rack.

[–]Bonadoos 1 point2 points ago

Haha! Boobs are hilarious!

This isn't funny, don't post it to r/funny. Fucking retard

[–]nighthawk88000 -1 points0 points ago

I find it extremely difficult to focus on the sloth.

[–]some_asian_guy -1 points0 points ago

Stay still, I got to take a picture of this...sloth

[–]chotix -1 points0 points ago

How the fuck is this NSFW?

[–]dja0794 8 points9 points ago

Imagine you were looking at this at work and your boss walked in. Would they be angry?

[–]CitizenPremier 2 points3 points ago

Awwww yisssss.

[–]baseballguy123 -1 points0 points ago

But I,I simply can't

[–]zerbey -1 points0 points ago

Which one is the sloth, the left one or the right one?

[–]tsterbz -1 points0 points ago

there's a sloth in that picture?

[–]Cam89 -1 points0 points ago

There's a sloth in this picture?

[–]ChaoticEvil -1 points0 points ago

Don't tell me what to do.

[–]Bishopkilljoy -1 points0 points ago

Wait theres a sloth in that picture?

[–]Lisu -1 points0 points ago

I... That's not that hard o.O

[–]launcherofcats -1 points0 points ago

You can't make me.

[–]whitewateractual -1 points0 points ago

Hahaha, what do you men there's a sloth there?

[–]angryfinger -1 points0 points ago

Nice try. There's not even a sloth in that pic.

[–]darthbone -1 points0 points ago

Focuses intently on sloth's right claw.

[–]AntHill12790 -1 points0 points ago

But Why?

[–]Langfond45 -1 points0 points ago

impossible

[–]Mailliwbro -1 points0 points ago

"Give me $10 and I'll pull it down further."

[–]reelmusik -1 points0 points ago

That sloth knows what's going on. Look at that face, it's like Awww yeeah

[–]YourACoolGuy -1 points0 points ago

Honestly, just by that section of her body and her pigtails, I bet that she has a really pretty face.

[–]PjBjs -1 points0 points ago

The countdown til this hits SRS is on.

[–]RJM10_2 1 point2 points ago

Look at that grin on his face he knows what he is doing

[–]serenitycrew09 -1 points0 points ago

he has the same face I'd be making.

[–]Sloth_speed 1 point2 points ago

Where can I go that I can hold a sloth?

[–]nikko83 1 point2 points ago

As a gay man I can honestly say the sloth wasn't the first thing that caught my eye.

It was that cute belt she's wearing!

[–]Mattsw66 -1 points0 points ago

That sloth is a good bro, increasing the amount of cleavage for all of us.

[–]niall7171 -1 points0 points ago

The sloth has been trained well..

[–]DeadAxS -1 points0 points ago

I feel the caption for this photo should read "hey guys.... looook at thisssssss"

[–]FuTRoN -1 points0 points ago

sloths hand

[–]jollytrolley -1 points0 points ago

I can see the smile detection is working.

[–]Mrninjamonkey -1 points0 points ago

The sloth doesn't have boobs.

[–]mtiernan -1 points0 points ago

And now a sloth is touching more boobs than me.

[–]yasemann -1 points0 points ago

Dat smug.

[–]WhiteAsCanBe 0 points1 point ago

But the sloth contains cool colors, while the woman contains hot colors which contrast the sloth's coloring; therefore redirecting our eyes towards the woman.

[–]GropingPapaElf -1 points0 points ago

Well the sloth just became my favorite animal.

[–]wompinator -1 points0 points ago

Good guy sloth

[–]predator2025 -1 points0 points ago

What kind of wizardry is this?!?

[–]tolstoyleo -1 points0 points ago

As a huge lover of sloths, I have no problem focusing on the sloth :)

[–]dhcrazy333 -1 points0 points ago

I focused on his claw.

[–]hulkzilla 1 point2 points ago

What sloth?

[–]JTFSTEALTH 0 points1 point ago

Good Guy Sloth ... Well we can all see the reat

[–]gameboy7oa 0 points1 point ago

I don't see the sloth...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I hate it when these pictures aren't tagged NSFW until it's too late. I work in an office and clicked this link earlier today and hit X right away. It was on my lunch but still.

Dammit.

[–]Aleco06 0 points1 point ago

That motherfucker knows what he is doing and he is smiling at everyone because he knows they're all about to see some titties.

[–]Aqueduct 0 points1 point ago

His face says it all.

[–]Jay_Bonk 0 points1 point ago

The sloth is pulling down her shirt, what a boss

[–]duhPheg 0 points1 point ago

I failed

[–]afterforever21 0 points1 point ago

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!

[–]funnypants 0 points1 point ago

They call me the sloth! way down in the.... ghetto...

[–]edude03 0 points1 point ago

What sloth? I don't see any sloth?

[–]BobSaget12345 0 points1 point ago

What Sloth ?

[–]mrmateo 1 point2 points ago

the sloth knows what it is doing

[–]rollonthefield 0 points1 point ago

I saw no sloth?

[–]thegreatdane 0 points1 point ago

Immediately went to boobs.

[–]sakran 0 points1 point ago

I CAN'T!!!

[–]xXRequiemXx 0 points1 point ago

Dammit. Now I'm horny. Sloth-1 Me-0

[–]Irishinfernohead 0 points1 point ago

There was a sloth?

[–]Jancer16 0 points1 point ago

There's a sloth in this picture?

[–]Parno19 0 points1 point ago

I was going to comment, but then I saw that there were 420 of them.

[–]CrowEater 1 point2 points ago

As a chick, my reaction was:

"Hey, I have that belt!"

[–]bear020215 0 points1 point ago

wasn't hard, sloths are bad ass!

[–]Cruorem 0 points1 point ago

Sloth? ooooooooooooh

[–]Redkitties 0 points1 point ago

cleavage is not nsfw. stop that. stop it right meow.

[–]sebcelia 0 points1 point ago

The best way of letting girls take photos of their boobs.

[–]NumerousUsernames 1 point2 points ago

What sloth?

[–]Piave 0 points1 point ago

I just opened this at work and my co-worker walked by and said "woohoo! I love sloths"

I think he just won.