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[–]erickadue32 147 points148 points ago

IT'S A TRAP!

[–]anvkevin[S] 53 points54 points ago

I immediately thought same; however, I also thought it may be the beginning stages to a tricycle. Forging on...

[–]sjagr 40 points41 points ago

[–]PeterMcBeater 0 points1 point ago

need full video

[–]Cougarlax15 3 points4 points ago

I'd be like, " ok babe, I guuuueesss if it will make you happy..."

[–]arrjayjee 0 points1 point ago

If it's a trap and it blows, fuck her, you're better off without someone who wants to play games.

If it's not a trap? See gif.

[–]OaxiacOdez -1 points0 points ago

don't look back. just run.

[–]Anger_Patrol -1 points0 points ago

Came there to make sure this comment was on top........expectations fulfilled!!!

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[–]Homeschooled316 10 points11 points ago

Ouch, it always hurts learning this lesson.

[–]rowyourboatgently -3 points-2 points ago

Came here to say this, but you beat me to teaching him the lesson.

[–]h0lla88 69 points70 points ago

USA vs. Brazil might have just been the most visibly pleasing match-up of the entire Olympics.

[–]Island219 18 points19 points ago

I was there in person. I'm uploading a allergy with my 120 pictures later (I took my DSLR and 70-300mm lens!)

[–]Bav-man 18 points19 points ago

??

ah, gallery!

[–]susc10 16 points17 points ago

Are you trying to give us all a virus?

[–]solzhen 14 points15 points ago

If I took Claratin this morning, will I be able to look at the allergy?

[–]Island219 4 points5 points ago

Yes. You will be able to look at a 70 part "allergy". I'll be compiling all my files info imgur so you came canine my "health"

[–]bstar832 4 points5 points ago

What?

[–]LOLSTRALIA 2 points3 points ago

Best answer ever.

[–]darklight12345 13 points14 points ago

It was quite an interesting match as well.

[–]h0lla88 -1 points0 points ago

Yeah it was awesome. Probably the best competition in any sport I've watched so far.

[–]spaminacan 2 points3 points ago

Tipped my friends off to buy tickets to it today purely for that reason. Russia was in the second matchup as well so it was definitely a crowd pleaser.

[–]Bav-man 1 point2 points ago

Great game. Some serving mistakes for the brazilians, but very exciting!

(we're talking about indoor volleyball, right?)

[–]h0lla88 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, indoor. It was a shame to see Brazil go out like that with so many serving errors in their last set.

[–]unrealism17 91 points92 points ago

Destinee Hooker is the trashiest name I've ever heard.

[–]TheGreatLake 34 points35 points ago

The commentators can't go more than a minute without saying it either

[–]Wazowski 40 points41 points ago

For good reason. She's fucking dominating.

[–]tangalicious 25 points26 points ago

You could say it was...her Destinee.

[–]nitcanavan 1 point2 points ago

D HOOK!

[–]TheLawyer13 9 points10 points ago

She got a mean spike though.

[–]rexbebindi 6 points7 points ago

I bet her parents really wanted to name her Stripper Hooker but they didn't think they could get away with it.

[–]villin609 3 points4 points ago

She was kicking ass against Brazil.

[–]mcgroobber 0 points1 point ago

I used to know a girl named Destinee Cock, true story.

[–]HireALLTheThings 22 points23 points ago

It's like, all of a sudden, we've forgotten that we can see NAKED women of all shapes and sizes with a simple google search...dafuq, internet?

[–]erryday_IAm_rustling 1 point2 points ago

Better to just watch porn on my phone while my girlfriend watches volleyball.

[–]I_live_in_a_trashcan 1 point2 points ago

You don't get it man. There is something magical about seeing what you can't have. Two things are awesome: unexpected nakedness of hot ladies and really hot real women (not porn stars). I guess seeing them is like forbidden fruit. Sure we could google something but we want what we can't have.

[–]M1L0 5 points6 points ago

Ah, Karl Stefanovic. Of Dalai Lama pizza shop fame, lol. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlIrI80og8c&feature=relmfu

[–]batmanboner 2 points3 points ago

"You should have said one with 'the lot'!"

"No... No."

[–]IamBulgariaAMA 10 points11 points ago

Oh man, for a second there I thought you were legitimately interested in Volleyball and was gonna say what an awesome match S. Korea played against Serbia...Then I realized this is reddit...

...So I suggest you switch to Beach Volleyball instead...

[–]napalm588 1 point2 points ago

It's cold up there remember, nothing to see anyways..

[–]andrewsmith1986 24 points25 points ago

/r/VolleyballGirls

You are welcome.

[–]psychous 28 points29 points ago

[–]Zeratas 3 points4 points ago

Does anyone have the original video of this .gif?

[–]TheGreatLake 2 points3 points ago

I found it. The gif would start around 18 seconds in. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI5l5GQzOk0

[–]alexchally 4 points5 points ago

Don't look up the actual circumstances of it, I promise it is better to not know what they are looking at.

[–]SuperomegaOP 4 points5 points ago

please tell us, id love to know

[–]alibee123 1 point2 points ago

I asked once, and was horribly disappointed.. I think members of their family showed up?

[–]Zafara1 2 points3 points ago

YOU'VE RUINED IT FOR ME ALREADY.

[–]alibee123 1 point2 points ago

I know, it's so horrible anti-climactic.

[–]MrCleanMNet -3 points-2 points ago

Celebrity Apprentice

[–]TheGreatLake 8 points9 points ago

No, it's from Survivor.

[–]halloni -1 points0 points ago

Survivor Apprentice?

[–]MrCleanMNet -3 points-2 points ago

No, it's from Big Brother.

[–]ThisIsRummy -2 points-1 points ago

No, it's from Real World.

[–]ThePhantomTrollbooth 1 point2 points ago

Are you sure it's not Fear Factor?

[–]Mercades2 2 points3 points ago

Its like all my dreams. In many different subreddits.

[–]FrogDie -3 points-2 points ago

Hey andrew! How's things?

Edit: sorry for being nice guys.

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[–]Bencool 7 points8 points ago

You know there is /r/girlsinyogapants right?

[–]sjh981 2 points3 points ago

Out of curiosity, what did he say?

[–]Bencool 2 points3 points ago

Almost as good as r/yogapants

[–]chad353 9 points10 points ago

Does anyone happen to know the video this came from?

[–]YouAreVeryWelcome 27 points28 points ago

Here you go.

Gif occurs at about 3:07, but I'd recommend watching the whole thing if you have 3 minutes to kill.

[–]ProtusMose 1 point2 points ago

Thank you.

[–]chad353 0 points1 point ago

Haha, thank you for that. Apparently it was right under my nose the whole time.

[–]Thizzlebot 16 points17 points ago

HEY EVERYONE THIS GUY HAS A GIRLFRIEND

[–]spaeth455 10 points11 points ago

Seriously, I enjoy these topics, but when I am browsing just /r/funny I don't want to see a bunch of reaction gifs. You can get just as much karma over in /r/reactiongifs. Please stop muddling up /r/funny

[–]sachegrande 11 points12 points ago

Reaction... GIFs...

[–]fawker 2 points3 points ago

Yes, it does appear to be a reaction gif.

[–]Barbarossa_5 6 points7 points ago

For which there's a specific subreddit.

[–]Zorca99 4 points5 points ago

There is a specific subreddit for nearly everything.

[–]ThunderOrb 2 points3 points ago

Is there one for people bitching? 'Cause I really wish they would go there instead of bothering the rest of us.

[–]Zorca99 4 points5 points ago

SRS

[–]TenzingNorgay 13 points14 points ago

They've ruined this sport - bikinis are no longer mandatory. How on earth are we supposed to take the competition seriously now?

[–]BallsOfBallsOfBalls 13 points14 points ago

Yeah, I don't see beach volleyball staying on as an Olympic sport for much longer. People tuned in for the sexy, and the sexy's gone.

[–]TheAethereal 13 points14 points ago

I hadn't realized that the bikini was mandatory. That ruined the sport for me. I believe they only don't have to wear it if it gets cold enough.

"OK, ladies. If you want to play, you have to take your clothes off."

Watching beach volleyball for the skin is regular creepy. Watching it knowing they are forced to dress that way if they want to play is super creepy.

[–]cdude 10 points11 points ago

stop judging meeee

[–]Hormander 5 points6 points ago

Man, this is just sad.

[–]bigmeech 1 point2 points ago

wow man you're so epic

[–]WhiskeyMeteorite 0 points1 point ago

Then they wore shirts...

[–]BruschiOnTap 0 points1 point ago

Destinee Hooker for the win.

[–]TaxableBat 1 point2 points ago

Haven't we all seen this gif before? Any time anyone has a post title about them being involved in something anyone would enjoy?

So, have we seen it? YEAH FUCK YEAH

[–]THETIXTT -1 points0 points ago

haha

[–]BrownishBag -1 points0 points ago

Exactly why Volleyball is the best spectator sport.

[–]apullin 1 point2 points ago

Didn't happen. But at least you're clever enough to know that the easiest way to get a post onto the front page is to title it with "My Girlfriend".

[–]panders2reddit 0 points1 point ago

So is reposting extremely common gifs with Olympic captions what we're doing now?

[–]callseveryonefaggot 1 point2 points ago

all I can deduce by all these posts is that you faggots really are forever alone and have never been even been close to a hot chick in your entire sad, pathetic little lives. Why else would you be drooling over gawky, flat chested giraffe women

[–]PuzzledJigsaw -1 points0 points ago

You won't be so happy when she asks you to see a victoria secret show with her and asks you if they're hot

[–]Plumhawk -1 points0 points ago

Topped that on Saturday night. A woman whom I've been dating for about a month asked if I wanted to go to a burlesque show. Ummm, YEAH!

[–]Beanbaker 0 points1 point ago

This would be suited for /r/gifs or /r/HIFW a bit better than /r/funny

The post is funny, but there are subreddits made for this kind of stuff :P

[–]old_mr2 -1 points0 points ago

Hey its Karl Stefanovic! I work with him...

[–]BlackRedBlue -1 points0 points ago

Are there highlights from all the female olympic events in one convient to-fap-to place?

Whenever I turn on the TV all I see are men in speedos...

[–]fcktheworld314 0 points1 point ago

What was your reaction when you seen them all wearing shirts?

[–]dannylazer08 0 points1 point ago

Why you so excited white boy

[–]joelupi 0 points1 point ago

And then OP sadly realized

Volleyball =/= Beach Volleyball

[–]astrogaijin 0 points1 point ago

Beach of indoor?

[–]imontosomething -1 points0 points ago

Lol this bloke Karl Stefanovich is a presenter for the Olympics in Australia

[–]sirblake1 0 points1 point ago

I don't often use "LOL"... But i am now.

LOL.

[–]MajorSoup 0 points1 point ago

Then you later find out it was MEN! Dugh dugh dughhhh

[–]jn2010 0 points1 point ago

Misty May and Kerry Walsh were dressed like nuns for some reason. wtf.

[–]trending_hipster 0 points1 point ago

You failed the test.

[–]cjp2003 0 points1 point ago

Why does anyone care about watching women's sports to ogle them? I don't really see the big deal. Can't you just go online and watch a porno? Seems like a big circle jerk for guys to prove their manhood.

[–]awesomekristian 0 points1 point ago

That was my reaction when my girlfriend told me she was bisexual.

[–]CAFFEINEBLOODED 0 points1 point ago

Then you realized it is too cold and they are all covered from freaking HEAD TO TOE! Way to go UK! You're never getting the Olympics again!

[–]skartel 0 points1 point ago

That's Aussie Today Show Host Karl Stefanovic... funnily enough he is anchoring the games at the moment....

http://i.imgur.com/eLj0p.jpg

[–]CoolBowtie -1 points0 points ago

It was so sad when the weather got cold before the Nethelands vs. Brazil game, and they played in body suits.

[–]matics -1 points0 points ago

I didn't know hands could talk, let alone watch the Olympics...

[–]matt01ss -1 points0 points ago

You don't need permission to do the things that you want to do..

[–]CLOGGED_WITH_SEMEN -1 points0 points ago

Same here when the gymnasts were on.... I'm like "Please God, help me not look at this 16 year old ass."

[–]PantherModerns -1 points0 points ago

You're not funny. You're not clever. You're just annoying.

[–]jackbauer616 -2 points-1 points ago

hilarious

[–]smifft -2 points-1 points ago

Came for photos. Was disappoint.

[–]ShowMeYourPapers -2 points-1 points ago

Going to see them Wednesday evening. Note to self: no wanking in public.

[–]pirate_doug -1 points0 points ago

Currently watching Olympic volleyball.

Gibb and Rosenthal are not as sexy as I expected.

[–]Auryn25 0 points1 point ago

I thought they were...

[–]VintageJuice 0 points1 point ago

No matter the context, I will always upvote this gif.

[–]joweaver 0 points1 point ago

I will upvote this GIF anytime I see it. This shit cracks me up every time.

[–]EpicWinningMegan -3 points-2 points ago

Good Girl Gina!

[–]meandrousbroom -2 points-1 points ago

The women's dutch field hockey team is by far the most attractive group of ladies in the Olympics Imgur

[–]MyAntiAlterEgo -5 points-4 points ago

I've spent the Olympics thus far playing "would you bang that one?" with my wife.

While it's a wonderful diversion and all that, I had to say no to nearly every volleyball player I saw.

You see, I'm rather short, as such my proclivities lean towards women my height or so.

As I watch the Olympics, most of my thoughts arrive at the following conclusion: "While the idea of banging an Amazonian Queen is a novel one, the thought of the actual practice of said idea causes me to dismiss it entirely."

[–]kinggeorgethecat -2 points-1 points ago

I hope you're talking about beach volleyball, because the indoor volleyball is tame and lame.