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[–]rsd2887 3 points4 points ago

and what, pray-tell, is so very bad about nerds?

[–]angelrosie090 4 points5 points ago

That's not sexist at all! Wait...

[–]iDirtyDianaX 1 point2 points ago

That's not very nice at all! :(

[–]Cafuzzler 0 points1 point ago

i'm either a nerd or gay according to this... not sure bitch which.

[–]poo-poo 1 point2 points ago

Are you gay? No? Then you're a nerd.

[–]Cafuzzler 0 points1 point ago

A very quick and concrete conclusion from a man with no evidence, if your name was Sherlock that would have been more credit worthy of an observation. Personally I am bysexual and you only know that because I told you.

[–]whtcheddar12[S] 1 point2 points ago

You, kind sir, are bisexual. Not bysexual.

[–]Cafuzzler 0 points1 point ago

Well played whtcheddar, well played.

[–]WitchRa1n 0 points1 point ago

So... women are just bitches? How do people still find this kind of "humor" funny?

[–]emily-olivia 0 points1 point ago

well this isn't funny

[–]Hypomanic_Poet -1 points0 points ago

Oh, I get it! Women are all bitches! That is just SO FUNNY! Seriously that is just the height of r/funny hilarity right here. God, what a funny joke! Hahaha! I'm going to be laughing for ages!

[–]isthis1taken -2 points-1 points ago

Don't find this funny, but hey, who cares.