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[–]hinckley 79 points80 points ago

Gordon's Professional Tampon Removal, We're at the bleeding edge of the service industry

...

Sorry.

[–]Mjolnirium 27 points28 points ago

What did one tampon say to the other?

Nothing they were both stuck up bitches.

[–]experience_life 7 points8 points ago

How do you know if the bartender doesn't like you?

Your bloody mary has a string hanging out of it.

[–]Irongate 0 points1 point ago

Some kind of relevant.

[–]Bishopkilljoy 4 points5 points ago

Bloody Hell!

[–]I_Draw_Reactions 2 points3 points ago

Two stuck up bitches.

http://i.imgur.com/EDNcX.jpg

[–]AnalCheese 1 point2 points ago

the bleeding edge of the CERVIX industry...

[–]Mercades2 1 point2 points ago

ahhhh, bad thoughts. Bad thoughts.

[–]RamyB 21 points22 points ago

r/perfecttimeing would appreciate this.

[–]teetoris 15 points16 points ago

"I'm giving her all she's got captain!"

[–]Cheat2Lose 6 points7 points ago

something something something red tide.

[–]gabetron0 4 points5 points ago

You must find the clitoris, Stan.

[–]treesdotcom 5 points6 points ago

[–]Blah00 6 points7 points ago

Seems legit.

[–]jyz002 4 points5 points ago

That's one empty beach...

[–]luke95836 4 points5 points ago

Can some1 photoshop something with the shadow?

[–]TheMilky 2 points3 points ago

seems like he is digging it...

[–]gythorg 0 points1 point ago

clean that cooter!

[–]UILHOK 1 point2 points ago

[–]Droopy0093 2 points3 points ago

"Bitch, you're acting like you've got sand in your vagina."

[–]bladzalot 2 points3 points ago

That's a Yamaha SX230, those are really nice boats!

[–]kenjihno 4 points5 points ago

[–]LivetoGeek 0 points1 point ago

Why is this so far up?

[–]cam_bot 1 point2 points ago

We're going to need a bigger swab

[–]werd13 0 points1 point ago

Not so perfect for a boat trip... Apparent storm in the background.

[–]LollyLewd 1 point2 points ago

What is he actually doing? Looks like he's trying to mop up the ocean...

[–]SomeAwesomeDudeGuy 1 point2 points ago

I belive he is pulling on one of these bouys.

Edit: went back to the photo and doesn't really make as much sense as I thought though considering these bouys look like tampons I stand beside my statement.

[–]RobertJ93 1 point2 points ago

He looks like he's raking the water. Why is he raking the water?!

[–]0takuSharkGuy 0 points1 point ago

Brushie brushie?

[–]stonewilled 0 points1 point ago

Nice cart-wheel.

[–]The_One_Above_All 0 points1 point ago

Digging for clam.

[–]handisoni 0 points1 point ago

[–]Niggafromparis 1 point2 points ago

What a douche....

[–]Ambsase -1 points0 points ago

If you look at the girl's shadow, you can tell she's not next to the boy, he's actually in the background.

[–]Devils_Advocado 0 points1 point ago

You, sir or madam, are a genius.

[–]Ambsase 0 points1 point ago

I try not to flatter myself, but I am, aren't I?

<3

[–]have_an_upvote_or_2 1 point2 points ago

You can stop sweeping the ocean bro! You are not making a dent. The waves will FTFY.

[–]redgroupclan 0 points1 point ago

Ain't she fine.

[–]cbcfan 0 points1 point ago

The return of "Attention Whore" The internet's first cartwheeling-bikini-clad-chick meme.

[–]yojay 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, it looks like it's gonna rain.

[–]greenshadez 0 points1 point ago

Mad reposted.

[–]stry8993 0 points1 point ago

SWEEP! HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[–]Toonya 0 points1 point ago

Uhh...who are you and why are you saving pictures off of my facebook?! 0_o

[–]guitarman2012 0 points1 point ago

What a douche

[–]Toonya 0 points1 point ago

Hi world, this is me - 5 years ago. Confused as to how this is making the rounds of the internet now, but who cares! I'd explain the story to you, but your comments are much more hilarious hahaha.

[–]birthdaykretz 0 points1 point ago

It was time for a good cleaning

[–]wraith967 -1 points0 points ago

My brother's reaction: re-title: How to douche your gf's oversized vagina

[–]Encyclosaurus -1 points0 points ago

these "perfect timing" things are simple. take a video of it, pause it the right time, save that photo. tada.

[–]8_4_Schu -1 points0 points ago

How can you tell if a Polish chick is on the rag? She's only wearing one sock.