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[–]Alcranky 19 points20 points ago

Holy shit, I am dying laughing. I'm so glad people are finally brave enough to stand up and make fun of Twilight.

[–]DrMikeFeltercunt 5 points6 points ago

so brave

[–]jtt0909 -1 points0 points ago

Finally? I'm pretty sure people have been making fun of it since it first hit the bookshelves

[–]ohshitfuck93 6 points7 points ago

thatsthejoke.jpg

[–]take_my_upvotes 12 points13 points ago

Still trying to beat the dead horse huh buddy? Better luck next time.

[–]judehoffman 1 point2 points ago

I don't understand...

[–]xitssammi 0 points1 point ago

Beat Dead Horse: repeat things over and over until they're not funny... Then continue.

[–]mikehonda 2 points3 points ago

I hate having that name some days.

[–]alienbringer 1 point2 points ago

How many "So were you named after the girl in Twilight books?" questions a day do you get?

[–]mikehonda 1 point2 points ago

Too many. And I am way too old for that.

My name used to be this old, rare-ish Italian name: Isabella.

Now I'm seen as a whiny teenager with a fetish for pointy teeth.

[–]alienbringer 0 points1 point ago

Tell them you prefer hunchbacks?

[–]mikehonda 0 points1 point ago

I can't give my secret away!

[–]alienbringer 1 point2 points ago

You prob would get a lot of blank stares as if to say "why do you like a hunchback?", completely missing the reference.

[–]DevilWorshipper 4 points5 points ago

?

[–]REBELYELLoz 0 points1 point ago

  • Unicorn semen
  • Winner of a bitch slapping contest
  • Chalk at the gay rodeo
  • Fairy vomit

[–]H0neyBadger 1 point2 points ago

oh, this again? god i'll be glad when this last movie is over... if someone says the term reboot about it i swear to whatever God you'd like they will pay.

[–]deidru 1 point2 points ago

You cannot reboot something written that badly lest it start with, "and then Van Helsing opened the curtains that bright, sunny day... And it was glorious."

[–]2rd 1 point2 points ago

this was posted a while ago but meh every thing on the internet is a repost

[–]Musanti 1 point2 points ago

[–]Nedhudir 1 point2 points ago

Must be hard for the OP, being stuck in a coma since 2008 must be really hard..

[–]Unknown_01 0 points1 point ago

I wonder... spits or swallows?

[–]clairioes 0 points1 point ago

I heart this in so many ways.

[–]Xemeriba 0 points1 point ago

Also could be titled "Ke$ha hits puberty"

[–]Troubled_Potato -1 points0 points ago

He must be hurting something awful.