Nah... I got shit to do today.

Dave_Hulud · 1 month

I like the dude that is like "aren't you gonna help?" And then he looks and goes, "well I tried. See ya."

Pantalooney · 1 month

Im i the only one who used GTA logic and was expecting the truck to catch on fire and explode?

BLVD · 1 month

Driver at the gas pump shit himself. That is why he left.

Doggettx · 1 month

Not sure if he's just busy or just wants to avoid talking to cops

imgettingbetternow · 1 month

Banana peel. Works every motherfuckin' time.

emarkd · 1 month

What do you want from him? He didn't do it..

vertekal · 1 month

What overturned truck?

MagnificentDeception · 1 month

Thank you for not putting "Badass level: balls of steel" or some other stupid title. Your title actually enriches the post.

mikeypinhas · 1 month

Isn't that how you're supposed to park?

mushmancat · 1 month

One day I was about to pull out of my driveway. My plan was to turn left, but a car came barreling around the corner from that direction, lost control and smashed into the guardrail/rock wall on the side of the road.

after seeing this, I nonchalantly put my turn signal to the right and went that way, pretending like I just didn't see it. I drove in the complete opposite direction for about 10 minutes before I turned around and headed back through to make sure someone else would have stopped to help by then.

I'm a bad person.

Malplace · 1 month

Well, who will notice a gas theif now.

Decyde · 1 month

I was driving home from work once and saw a car overturned. I asked the guy if he was ok and he said yea, i just made the turn to sharply. I called the local police and went about my way and i'm sure they were there within 3 minutes.

kaczmarek · 1 month

The way that guy waves his hands in helplessness reminds me of Joker in the hospital explosion scene.

Hubba_Bubba · 1 month

Seriously -- nobody stops anymore. I've been hit twice this year, the first one I had to chase them for 6 blocks until they made a wrong turn, got stuck and then I called the police. The cop said "Where was the accident? Why are you all the way over here?" No ticket given. Then I get rear ended at a stoplight by an SUV. Car cosmetically damaged, but OK. I try to be nice and not call the cops -we exchange information and go on our way. Found out the nice lady gave me false info (I only tracked her down because I copied her plate #) and then denied the accident happened to the insurance company. ALWAYS call the police.

boomdralala · 1 month

Full video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkqesXzIwsc

thumbs27 · 1 month

i would do the same thing, I have seen too many movies to know that the truck will blow up immanently and i dont wanna be next to fuel pump when that happens.

Mona_Lisa_Smile · 1 month

He might have been in shock. In some cases when you go into shock your brain wants to go back to the last thing you were doing. He was just getting gas and then all the sudden a guy flips his truck that didn't seem very far away from his car. Out of shock his mind might of told him to continue with what ever task he was doing.

StewieBanana · 1 month

Hey, flipped your truck huh?

HookDragger · 1 month

Russia?

TheMediumPanda · 1 month

The fucking retard in the van only has himself to blame it seems. No other party was involved, hell, if everyone was OK I'd definitely consider just taking off as well instead of having to spend time waiting for the police, being interviewed and maybe testifying (Yes Your Honour. Moron of the Year is that guy sitting over there. Can I go now?)

joshmo23 · 1 month

The title MAKES this

SlipperyFloor · 1 month

I was on a snowboarding vacation with my father a few years ago. It was our last day on vacation and we were pumped to go snowboarding. While we were driving to the ski resort, two cars collided 30 feet in front of us (low speed). Instead of pulling over to help, my father yelled "FUCK THIS, WE'RE GOING SNOWBOARDING" and drove between the two cars.

CosmicCabbage · 1 month

I like how the third car to the scene also does not stop.

MrPaladin1176 · 1 month

Zero fucks were given.

Kage2021 · 1 month

What did he do wrong?

Driver is okay. No medical attention needed.
Police are undoubtedly on the way. Get the fuck out of there. You never know what type you'll be dealing with.

In all honesty, if I am anywhere I know the police are going to be, I do my best to keep my head down and move as far away as possible, as quickly as possible without drawing attention. The police are, generally, above the law. While most behave, plenty don't. It's simple self preservation to flee any location the police are going to arrive in the United States.

bubbs5 · 1 month

Classy as fuck drift

Ridesabike · 1 month

Like a glove.

S4NDW1CHHH · 1 month

Is it wrong that I made a lot of tire screeching sound effects and a giant boom sound effect while seeing this?

Come on. Someone besides me HAS to have done this.

Temptress75519 · 1 month

"fuck this! The black guy gets blamed for EVERYTHING! I'm out!"

sokalled · 1 month

Suspended license? I feel ya bro

freakygeeky · 1 month

I would probably do the exact same thing.

TheNormalSun · 1 month

That is how not to help in an accident.

Seife · 1 month

The guy that crashed is probably the husband of the girl the guy that drove away just banged.

LondonTiger · 1 month

i would move too. No way I'm sticking around a car accident on a petrol tank, especially an accident which was entirely the fault of the sole driver involved in the accident.

Vizck · 1 month

At first I thought it was the truck the title was for.

"NAH, I GOT SHIT TO DO TODAY. I AIN'T CRASHING."

redditwithafork · 1 month

There could be a million reasons why he boogied. Car full of ecstasy, warrants, on the way to a once and a lifetime job interview, a ton of other people around to help (already on the phone with 911). I'd GTFO too, I hate cops. HATE.. cops. Even when you stick around to be helpful they want all your information and they treat you like a suspect in a crime. It's their lives work to FUCK with anyone and everyone they are "allowed" to make contact with. IMHO you should avoid police contact at ALL cost, ALWAYS.

Pulpcowboy · 1 month

Has anyone considered the possibility that he was backing up to avoid any chance of an explosion?

[deleted] · 1 month

"Can't be part of the story...can't be part of the story."

banzai33 · 1 month

Don't blame him.

hivemind6 · 1 month

Either that or he had a warrant and he wanted to leave the scene before the authorities arrived.

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