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[–][deleted] 141 points142 points ago

Reposter. I wouldn't mind but faking like you have a girlfriend is sad.

[–]Jynxpdc 13 points14 points ago

Plus, hospitals don't really let you walk around into people's rooms taking pictures.

[–]ScribblesReanimated 1 point2 points ago

These boards are posted in the hallways near the nurses stations. Not in patient's rooms.

[–]moikederp 4 points5 points ago

Perhaps in some, but not in all. I had one of these in my room when spending a week in a bed a few years ago.

Claiming otherwise is like saying: "You're not a pilot! I know every pilot in the world!"

[Edit: Also, as everyone else has pointed out, OP obviously ripped this off from elsewhere]

[–]MrSkywalker 20 points21 points ago

Hey everybody! That man is a big fat phony!

[–]velvethammer44 2 points3 points ago

Coulda sworn I'd seen this before.

[–]Nerfherder32 0 points1 point ago

Lol, I've had this picture saved on my iPod for months now

[–]Lord_Attikus 43 points44 points ago

No it wasn't. You found this on the internet and are lying. Your parents should be ashamed.

[–]cloud4197 58 points59 points ago

BS! Posted several times over the past few months. OP has no girlfriend.

[–]sjbennett85 25 points26 points ago

You didn't find this at your girlfriend's work, some other guy on some other thread found this.

[–]Statement 23 points24 points ago

No you didn't.

[–]gfunk84 17 points18 points ago

Using misleading titles to "personalize" unoriginal content so it sounds like your own should be a bannable offense.

[–]tonyvila 29 points30 points ago

[–]DrRocksoo 6 points7 points ago

He could have found it at his girlfriends work....if he was on her computer looking at old reddit posts.

[–]Splashy2099 4 points5 points ago

Lies and reposts. That's all the Internet is now.

[–]taradactyl876 2 points3 points ago

Saw this months ago. Boo. If you didn't take it or make it, someone's already posted it. At least don't lie.

[–]Legolihkan 11 points12 points ago

OP you are a pathetic piece of shit and should go die.

[–]el_diamond_g 8 points9 points ago

...that's a little harsh. OP, please don't kill yourself. Just...don't claim ownership of stuff you didn't make, okay?

[–]BurtaciousD 1 point2 points ago

HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT NC STATE WITH THESE REPOST SCUM.

[–]Popcom 1 point2 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
Recently was in the hospital and this was beside my bed... 368coms 1729pts 7mos funny
Always sunny fans? 2coms 22pts 2mos funny
Day Nurse 104coms 1319pts 2mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]chris_go 2 points3 points ago

Charlie: "What is going ooonnn up here?" Points to head

Dennis: "I never know man"

[–]omnithrope 1 point2 points ago

No, you didn't find this at your girlfriend's work. This was posted months ago, asshole.

[–]jval247 0 points1 point ago

I WILL SMACK YOUR FACE, OFF YOUR FACE!

[–]aaronhff7 -1 points0 points ago

Sooooooo fulll of shiiiiiiiit

downvote back to the hell of whence you came

[–]desynch 0 points1 point ago

[–]munoodle 0 points1 point ago

You are the only person who I have repeatedly downvoted, and it's likely because of your awful reposts. I usually don't mind reposts, but claiming it as your own is literally worse than hitler and ea

[–]1790shadow 0 points1 point ago

Repost or not, This picture is amazing. One of my favorite episodes.

[–]jtcompound 1 point2 points ago

Girlfriends work is code for internet.

[–]JustinAero 0 points1 point ago

SHE'S A MASTER OF MEDICINE AND PUPPIES FOR EVERYONE!

[–]xy3b28a 0 points1 point ago

I didn't get it at first because I was busy studying for my final in bird law

[–]Marswhalbaconattor 0 points1 point ago

Why don't I strap my repost helmet, and get into the repost cannon and fly over to repost land where reposts grow in little reposties!

[–]drlarry -2 points-1 points ago

You gotta pay the troll toll, to get into this boys hole~

[–]FartMagnet -4 points-3 points ago

Explain for losers like me

[–]kakozlow -1 points0 points ago

REEEPOST!

[–]shoeler -3 points-2 points ago

NO OP YOU ARE A LIAR THAT LIES TO STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET FOR FAKE INTERNET POINTS YOU ARE THE LOWEST DENOMINATOR OF PERSON.