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[–]DAFT_M0NK 58 points59 points ago

[–]azncell05 21 points22 points ago

No sir its his brother.

[–]IAmNoneYa 20 points21 points ago

Spagett!

[–]BA_Start 7 points8 points ago

You got spooked!

[–]Yozomiri 2 points3 points ago

I actually had a guy spaghett me when I was walking through a campground in the middle of the night. Spooked me.

[–]Cat_Smasher 9 points10 points ago

Got ya. Spooked ya.

[–]steadygiant 5 points6 points ago

i...i think i love you....

[–]gluestick300 17 points18 points ago

"Thank You" for sharing that.

Edit: For people downvoting me, "Thank You" was the episode of Adventure Time with the Snow Golem :(

I guess no one understood it.

[–]crunchy51 6 points7 points ago

Well, to be fair that was a heck of an obscure referance, even with the quotation marks. The quotation marks can also been seen as being sarcastic, like when people do the air quote thing before making fun of something. For instance... Oh yeah he's real "smart".

[–]gluestick300 1 point2 points ago

I figured... I thought maybe someone would get it but I guess not...

[–]seemehatin 101 points102 points ago

Stop

[–]Almost_easy 43 points44 points ago

collaborate

[–]garrettcurrie 48 points49 points ago

and listen.

[–]NotAPro 23 points24 points ago

Ice is back with a brand new invention

[–]TYPES_WITH_TESTICLES 82 points83 points ago

Ghbn wsdrt ujklp

[–]yuruku 25 points26 points ago

Well color me impressed... those letters are all within sack-length.

[–]im_only_a_dolphin 11 points12 points ago

The capital 'G' and the spaces take a lot of talent.

[–]throweraccount 16 points17 points ago

Auto capitalization!... on a cell?... sacktick feedback.

[–]desynch 2 points3 points ago

is it easier than using fins?

[–]quotejester 2 points3 points ago

Damn you! You threw me off. I continued reading your comment in tune with the song.

[–]Sit-Down_Comedian 2 points3 points ago

You spread your sack over the keyboard to confirm didn't you? BE HONEST!!!

[–]foamy5433 0 points1 point ago

I don't think I'll ever touch your keyboard....-_-

[–]magoh 10 points11 points ago

Hammertime

[–]Namco51 0 points1 point ago

Can somebody tell me what the fuck is happening in this thread?

[–]angrehorse 0 points1 point ago

Drop

[–]QuasarsRcool 44 points45 points ago

I'm so tired of seeing this

[–]reddit858 7 points8 points ago

An old pic, but anyone have context for this picture?

[–]zendick 11 points12 points ago

its from a car sales reality show he was a salesman

edit "king of cars"

[–]E3K -1 points0 points ago

Pretty sure it's from Tim and Eric.

edit: I guess I was wrong

[–]zendick 9 points10 points ago

no its from a car sales reality show

edit "king of cars"

[–]Foxtrot_Alpha_Papa 2 points3 points ago

The character that "chop" created for this employee is "The Human 'O'" his catch phrase was "everything is Oooohhhhh right!"

[–]li3s 8 points9 points ago

Just like entering the world the first time.

[–]Fordiman 2 points3 points ago

Q: What do you get when you cross a circlejerk with a neckbeard?

[–]WWJBTPC -1 points0 points ago

Ba dum pshh

[–]Fordiman 2 points3 points ago

[–]CtrlC_plus_CtrlV 24 points25 points ago

It's his "O" face.

[–]_Pigeon_ 0 points1 point ago

:O

[–]your_penis 21 points22 points ago

(:0)

[–]SherlockBrolmes 2 points3 points ago

I think he's talking about Office Space.

[–]jansuza 13 points14 points ago

Haven't had a picture make me laugh like that in a while. That guy must look at himself in the mirror every morning and burst out laughing.

[–]zendick 6 points7 points ago

the "king of cars" reality show the owner pretty much required people to looked retarded to sell cars, there was a blue man a genie etc.

[–]FrostByte122 8 points9 points ago

He's playing portal wrong

[–]Smeagol3000 2 points3 points ago

I was thinking he shoulda dyed it blue, at least people would understand it then.

[–]Bodie1550 0 points1 point ago

I'll just take a peek to see if I want to be born yet. Nope.

[–]TheMacMan 2 points3 points ago

The O from the TV show King Of Cars.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66X_Ty9dkSw

[–]AngusMcLeod 0 points1 point ago

The first complete face transplant was not a huge success.

[–]nohbody3 2 points3 points ago

[–]imsorrydavid 1 point2 points ago

There's something about that stare.....

[–]SEGnosis 1 point2 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
every day he relives his birth 4coms 51pts 20dys funny
....Hair 55coms 544pts 2mos WTF
What hairstyle is this? 171coms 751pts 4mos WTF
Chick Magnet 18coms 57pts 6mos pics
....Hair 536coms 1824pts 6mos WTF
Google searched "neckbeard" and this is what came up 4coms 35pts 2mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Singular_Thought 0 points1 point ago

Haters gonna hate.

[–]Thatswhatshesaid3909 1 point2 points ago

Looks like his head is sticking out the TV through some furry portal

[–]pythagoras_rex 1 point2 points ago

he needs to tightened that shit up... i'd beat somebody's ass if they left my shit lookin all crooked and raggedy.

[–]wolfman_tony 0 points1 point ago

He is wearing his halo wrong lol

[–]Goldmine44 3 points4 points ago

It's like a unibrow, but worse...

[–]Paulus81 1 point2 points ago

Chaz Bono!!!

[–]jokull316 -1 points0 points ago

If he didn't have the hair, he would look exactly like Imhotep from The Mummy.

[–]ChairofBoogers -1 points0 points ago

Why is he smiling?

[–]Vranak 0 points1 point ago

what in the fuck man

why

[–]Rejectbaby 1 point2 points ago

I know! I'll grow a beard. Bitches love beards.

[–]pixidaze 0 points1 point ago

This is called the pussy repellent, he'll never get laid with that shit on his head.

[–]NonEmbarassingName -1 points0 points ago

I am a lion and this is my mane

[–]Remikov 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Tim Heidecker

[–]Original69 0 points1 point ago

Saw that on progarchives

[–]soyabstemio -1 points0 points ago

I sneer at your puny neckbeards, bwahahahahaha!

[–]Alatorr 0 points1 point ago

I think he should get a mullet-hawk going across the top.

[–]TimVicious 1 point2 points ago

This haircut is right up there with that guys from Worlds Worst Tenants...

Exhibit A

[–]Striker6g -1 points0 points ago

I love pun threads on Reddit. They just go round and round.

[–]drossglop 0 points1 point ago

This is what the r/atheist evolves into.

[–]mrbooze 0 points1 point ago

Personally I think the monkeytail beard still wins for beardwtf:

http://www.themonkeytail.com/

[–]Atheist_are_a_theory 0 points1 point ago

Beard portal

[–]BlackLocke 0 points1 point ago

My boyfriend had this as his profile picture on Facebook for a few months. I asked him to change it when I got a phone that displayed his profile pic every time he called - I never wanted to pick up.

[–]antgash 0 points1 point ago

I caught this when it aired, and spent a while trying to find any images of this guy... he kept referring to himself as "the human O". also, i forget what show it was on...

[–]ifaptotheexercist 0 points1 point ago

The human O. I'm gonna cry in the corner because I know that....

[–]no_pants 0 points1 point ago

BOW YOUR HEADS FOOLS!

[–]wrathborne 1 point2 points ago

The shape of his head makes everything worse.

[–]thepunkpapa 0 points1 point ago

I see your circle beard and raise you bellhop cap beard! (Punk band Supernova of Clerks "Chewbaca" fight song fame)

EDIT: As onetruejp pointed out, Nerf Herder did the Buffy Song. I must be tired.

[–]onetruejp 2 points3 points ago

Unless this is Nerf Herder under a different name, they didn't do the Buffy theme.

[–]knuckboy 0 points1 point ago

[–]operatar 0 points1 point ago

Donna Noble has left the library. Donna Noble has been saved.

[–]sapient_hominid 0 points1 point ago

I think I might try to convince my boyfriend to try this look.

[–]QbiinZ 0 points1 point ago

thats not a circle beard thats the infinite sideburn

[–]bruinblue25 0 points1 point ago

Circlebeard or a target?

[–]LibertariansLOL 0 points1 point ago

the highest echelon of r/atheism

[–]deeznutz12 0 points1 point ago

This could be the mascot for circlejerk.

[–]erik718 0 points1 point ago

I remember this episode of "King of Cars"

I got a kick out of seeing this guy burst into tears when the King was giving him shit for not being able to sell

[–]brocoder 1 point2 points ago

[–]k1nk33 0 points1 point ago

I see someone scaled up the classic binocular prank to face size !

"Hey Jim, have a look through these"

Wuhahahahah

[–]JudgeOfBeards 0 points1 point ago

0/10

[–]ClintonNotter 1 point2 points ago

As a guy, who has no hair on top of his head, I would really like to kick this person in the balls.

[–]IamVasi 0 points1 point ago

I'm looking forward to Victoria Secret.

[–]dreamsofbetterdays 0 points1 point ago

I thought he was coming thru the screen.... I am really high thou

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Now you're thinking with portals!

[–]bumhead81 0 points1 point ago

It's the wheel of fortune

[–]HetfieldJ 0 points1 point ago

Does he not cry every morning seeing that face.

[–]proxy47 1 point2 points ago

I would have to agree, you must be 12 and retarded.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

As someone with male pattern baldness, seeing someone with a full head of hair do this makes me want to weep.

[–]Ninja_Guin 0 points1 point ago

dye it blue, then get someone else to do one and dye it orange...you know where im going with this

[–]wayndom 0 points1 point ago

"I am hoping to never touch a woman in my life."

[–]Bierce_Bash 0 points1 point ago

Some weird looking lion..

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

thats nasty

[–]firedancer9 0 points1 point ago

Virginity Portal

[–]Grishnackolyte 0 points1 point ago

ma man prolly gets al the bitchs

[–]jas280z 0 points1 point ago

[–]TlFF 0 points1 point ago

S-Something about those eyes... such big heartwarming brown eyes..

[–]amlevin3 0 points1 point ago

he really knows how to frame his face

[–]excelcius8820 0 points1 point ago

i call this...the Headstrap.

[–]TChuff 0 points1 point ago

This man has takes a picture fram with him where ever he goes.

[–]SockBramson 0 points1 point ago

JonTron?

[–]Tacomanster 0 points1 point ago

That's just...no.

[–]rhinolith 0 points1 point ago

This guy wins

[–]rex-manning-day 0 points1 point ago

Infinibeard

[–]DAWWAA 3 points4 points ago

They said I could be anything... So I became a a circle

[–]TrainOfThought6 1 point2 points ago

Ahh, the 360 degree chinstrap.

[–]NoSabbathForNomads 1 point2 points ago

It's called the 360 beard.

[–]HausArrest 1 point2 points ago

As it's called by some: the ring of destiny

[–]Saskuel 1 point2 points ago

Seriously? I've had this image on my laptop for about 2 years now... This isn't /r/WTF worthy at all. This is maybe /r/funny.

[–]heyyouwtf -2 points-1 points ago

You're gonna go far kid.

[–]borisia -1 points0 points ago

Repost and not WTF. Some guy with a stupid fucking haircut isn't wtf.

[–]the_friendly_one -2 points-1 points ago

What was the bet?

[–]Ironicallypredictabl -1 points0 points ago

Many religions have unique facial hair.

This could be the atheist beard.

[–]missmisfit 0 points1 point ago

horrifying

[–]FoxtimusPrime -2 points-1 points ago

Circlejerk IRL

[–]tover -2 points-1 points ago

Portal ?

[–]Lazerkatz 0 points1 point ago

This is a Re-post All star here.