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[–]Artypi 173 points174 points ago

Model is Pavel Petel and he's indeed very russian. His website (nsfw unless you want to see lots of cock)

[–]Safeinyourskin 204 points205 points ago

Its still NSFW even if I DID wanna see his cock!

[–]datn 43 points44 points ago

It's NSFW unless your boss or network admin want to see some cock.

[–]LonelyNixon 5 points6 points ago

Urologists and chicken farmers rejoice!

[–]UnlawfulCitizen 29 points30 points ago

Upvote for warning.

[–]MisterTactful 35 points36 points ago

I sure had to scroll a long way down to get to the aforementioned cock.

[–]TubaManBoy 11 points12 points ago

Yeah, I want my cock now!

[–]voneahhh 3 points4 points ago

It's my cock and I need it NOW!

[–]ThrowawayMyBitches 33 points34 points ago

[–]bananas21 6 points7 points ago

I feel for the little girl in the background covering her mouth. That's quite the sight to see.

[–]criticdude 2 points3 points ago

Where the hell is he? Looks like half the crowd consists of children.

[–]Ilforte 29 points30 points ago

Thanks. I had a hard time believing he is Russian or, more importantly, lives in Russia. There's a lot of hate against such openly gay people.

Then again, you can be gay here if you're apparently strong enough to rape whoever doesn't like you.

[–]YourFaceIsTasty 6 points7 points ago

Honey, I have an idea... Now hear me out ok?

[–]TitaniumScarab 55 points56 points ago

Ohhhhh myyyy.

Moving to Russia. For forever. Bye!

EDIT: Screw that last photo. I think I just found my (NSFW) Dothraki Horselord <3. Unnnf.

[–]secret_marish 28 points29 points ago

Dude, not a very good one... His hair is really short, and there are ZERO bells up in there.

[–]no_talent_ass_clown 5 points6 points ago

Somehow, I don't think he'd object to putting on a wig, and some bells.

[–]ybcuz 2 points3 points ago

I think this guy should hang out with Razor Ramon.

Here he is touring Yahoo in Japan.

[–]nameandnumber 2 points3 points ago

Not gonna lie, I thought it was this guy.

[–]solidfake 38 points39 points ago

lol

this is fabulous

[–]310jewel 20 points21 points ago

Checked out his website...why can't straight men get that sexy?

[–]neonmonster 8 points9 points ago

Went for the cock, was not disappointed.

[–]theonlyblackredditor 29 points30 points ago

The link is purple. Why is it purple?!

[–]Aristipp 4 points5 points ago

Who do you live with?

[–]TheRandomDot 5 points6 points ago

[–]super_soprano13 15 points16 points ago

his pecs are uneven....which made me lawl. But also....he's....very pretty...for a very beardy man, like...they're usually not what I would call pretty. He's pretty. And the kind of guy that I'm like "I would be really happy if you liked women and men so I could pretend that I had a chance because....woof." It's too early for inappropriate thoughts, but I have them. Oh well.

[–]ThrowawayMyBitches 7 points8 points ago

t's too early for inappropriate thoughts, but I have them.

Never too early for inappropriate thoughts, my friend.

[–]Orlandobloominonion 2 points3 points ago

Straight male here: He turns me on too.

[–]littlestghoust 3 points4 points ago

Thank you for that. I it was a great way to wake up. Damn, that body!

[–]crunchy51 3 points4 points ago

Wow, the picture OP posted isn't even the most WTF picture on this guy's website. He's a gay stipper and DJ and loves going out with little to no clothes on. I'm guessing that no one want's to fuck with him when he does so he get's away with whatever he wants to wear or not wear.

[–]CorneliusJack 8 points9 points ago

He is like a male lady Gaga!

[–]violentacrez 4 points5 points ago

Who doesn't want to see lots of cock?

[–]capitain_argot 7 points8 points ago

He has a hint of Arabic/Middle-Eastern features, no?

[–]queencrimson 2 points3 points ago

Being very Russian looks really similar to being very gay.

[–]scrash 2 points3 points ago

i enjoyed this website :O

[–]MessageAnxiety 2 points3 points ago

This guy needs to be in movies or on tv. I'd watch the shit out of that.

[–]Velnich 2 points3 points ago

He rocks both kinds of dress very well. I didn't think someone with a beard could look almost natural in some of those outfits. I'm left a little confused.

[–]thedrinkmonster 504 points505 points ago

I looked at this picture for waaaay too long admiring that guy's physique.

[–]MHTLuca 269 points270 points ago

Right!? I was thinking "Damn, no wonder he can rock those heels. Look at them legs!"

[–]niperwiper 39 points40 points ago

Let's not overlook his gorgeous leotard.

[–]dafones 84 points85 points ago

And the I realized those were man legs I was staring at. Attached to a man ass.

[–]MHTLuca 114 points115 points ago

Pssshhhh, whatever man, i'm jealous.

[–]stone500 34 points35 points ago

Then I realized that the sexiness of a leg is very dependent on the shoe it is wearing.

[–]IFUCKINGLOVEMETH 80 points81 points ago

If he squeezed his buns, your dick would pop like a grape.

[–]Jonesgrieves 5 points6 points ago

That mental image made me chortle in class. Just my dick literally getting exploded by his steel butt.

[–]sabertoothedpudding 8 points9 points ago

Ah, but it is not truly a man ass. It is just a fine, fine ass that happens to be attached to a man.

[–]fail_girl 71 points72 points ago

As a chick, I can say safely say that I will never look that drop-dead sexy in heels ever.

Dayum, son.

[–]aggiegirlsrock 6 points7 points ago

Don't worry, girl. I, too, will never be able to pull off heels in quite so sexy a manner.

[–]fail_girl 2 points3 points ago

Haha, totally misread this as: "Don't worry, I, girl, too." I'm giggling like an idiot.

Don't you just hate it when dudes pull off being sexier in stuff intended for females better than you can ever hope to? Bums me out

[–]mcreeves 2 points3 points ago

You know what? I bet you look fine in heels. Hard to not look sexy in heels. Unless... You're a du... Yeah, so it's hard not to look sexy in heels.

[–]fail_girl 2 points3 points ago

You're brilliant, Mr. Helicopter Dick.

I look okay in heels, but my point is that I will never look as godly (goddessly*) as that man in my entire life.

[–]ancvz 16 points17 points ago

r/fitness salutes you!

[–]thedrinkmonster 15 points16 points ago

He looks like he hasn't neglected his wheels and has a solid training regiment. So many guys neglect their posterior chain and legs it's not even funny.

[–]ern19 8 points9 points ago

DAT POSTERIOR

[–]loveelliekay 13 points14 points ago

Apparently Dog has taken his bounty hunting business is a new direction

[–]omiclops 11 points12 points ago

DAT ASS

[–]psikeiro 5 points6 points ago

[–]crackyJsquirrel 2 points3 points ago

I was more admiring his even toned tan. That shit aint easy without photoshop.

[–]nullality 214 points215 points ago

Die Antwoord meets Macho Man.

[–]vertigo1083 30 points31 points ago

This is the most accurate description here, and the most accurate one that there ever will be.

[–]Fut745 21 points22 points ago

I bet this is the part of Russia that is right next to Japan.

[–]yourpenisinmyhand 6 points7 points ago

It's just the Russian Make-a-Wish Foundation.

[–]Han_Solo_Advice 4 points5 points ago

Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff...

[–]redd_itch 5 points6 points ago

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeaaaahhhhhhh

[–]zachzachzachzachlol 2 points3 points ago

Dammit! Why is it that everything I try to make into a comment, people have already mentioned! Fuck people on this site think alike hahah

[–]spinko 71 points72 points ago

Тимми !

[–]TeeAre 76 points77 points ago

Is this "TIMMAY" in Russian?

[–]Zuthuzu 26 points27 points ago

Yup.

[–][deleted] 58 points59 points ago

New Saints Row 3 DLC?

[–]PANDAemic 30 points31 points ago

Not enough purple.

[–]gaylover69 49 points50 points ago

I don't think blond is his natural hair colour

[–]SubOrbit 9 points10 points ago

There are more unnatural things than the guy's hair color in that picture.

[–]gaylover69 7 points8 points ago

really, how can you tell?

[–]niperwiper 17 points18 points ago

The wheelchair, mostly. Nobody has multi-colored ones like that!

[–]Thecallofthekraken 71 points72 points ago

He has wonderful calves.

[–]Colin_Oscar_P 96 points97 points ago

No, he has fabulous calves.

[–]niperwiper 8 points9 points ago

[–]Gaybashingfudgepackr 0 points1 point ago

Imagine them with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti.

[–]vox-nihili 2 points3 points ago

CTRL-F'd fabulous....was not disappoint

[–]iHateReality 5 points6 points ago

you made me spit out my coffee. hard. and i loved it.

[–]Colin_Oscar_P 16 points17 points ago

I'm sure you do love it hard ...

[–]crestonfunk 28 points29 points ago

Isn't that the guy with the shopping cart? Anyone have that picture?

[–]pestilence46879 60 points61 points ago

[–]super_awesome_jr 44 points45 points ago

Sometimes I wonder if I really know how to have fun.

[–]Bionic_Pickle 26 points27 points ago

After hanging around with a lot of gay dudes, I can confirm that being heterosexual is way less fun.

[–]Mewshimyo 7 points8 points ago

It really is.

[–]rya11111 8 points9 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]selflessGene 21 points22 points ago

I love 'Meanwhile in Russia' posts. It's like opening up a wrapped Christmas present. You never know what you're gonna get!!

This one delivered.

[–]MegatronXbgol 55 points56 points ago

I'm not gay but I'd let him fuck me up the ass in a non-gay manly way.

[–]lord_nougat 16 points17 points ago

In Russia, this is best way!

[–]TitaniumScarab 26 points27 points ago

(VERY NSFW) If you're straight, your Receiving Buttsex skill may be a bit low for your level. You may want to reconsider before taking on the boss for Stage 10.

[–]kungtotte 16 points17 points ago

Pretty sure that's a shoop, his dick is much smaller in all the other photos on his tumblr.

[–]Rincrow 26 points27 points ago

Jesus. Does he use that thing for sex or for clubbing people to death.

[–]Stoei 7 points8 points ago

meh, same difference

[–]depresshine 0 points1 point ago

yes

[–]Grox92 3 points4 points ago

Im with Kungtotte, other pics suggest its a shop. ex: NSFW

[–]Brad_1 29 points30 points ago

I am gay, and I'd definitely let him fuck me up the arse.

[–]spindragger 8 points9 points ago

it's not gay if you don't make eye contact.

[–]MuttonTheChops 2 points3 points ago

Or if it's in a 3-way

[–]GTRULES2 39 points40 points ago

Is that Nicki Minaj?

[–]myoldaccntwasdeleted 12 points13 points ago

The heart wants what it wants.

[–]noobathiking 66 points67 points ago

the weirdest boner right now

[–]REDDIT- 70 points71 points ago

I do have a boner... but it's in the shape of a question mark.

[–]pytechd 24 points25 points ago

Penile fracture is a serious medical condition and is no laughing matter.

[–]REDDIT- 14 points15 points ago

Says you. I have a prehensile penis now, imagine the possibilities!

[–]part_of_me 4 points5 points ago

lol i was at the ER once for my own issue and heard a doctor call another hospital to see if they could "transfer a 23 year old male with a broken penis." it was all i could do not to laugh and cringe. i settled for enjoying my morphine high and fell asleep.

[–]CAPS_LOCK_LIAR 4 points5 points ago

I'm imagining your hook penis gracefully sweeping back and forth across an incredibly satisfied asshole of a ripped Russian man in heels and a thong.

[–]quattrofan 7 points8 points ago

Not a visual I needed, thanksforthat.

[–]NickDerpkins 4 points5 points ago

das boner

[–]patchbag 10 points11 points ago

I bet he gives great massages.

[–]everyotherredditor 5 points6 points ago

Ah, the new Aphex Twin video. Good stuff.

[–]Comfortably_on_fire 4 points5 points ago

Stephen Hawking Gone Wild

[–]bluenova123 4 points5 points ago

Today I learned that Russian women are incredibly buff.

[–]scrash 1 point2 points ago

[–]HymenAnnihilator 27 points28 points ago

It looks like the Old Spice guy had a retard bastard child with Paris Hilton

[–]roxxe 3 points4 points ago

that is one smooth Russian

[–]Strantjanet 2 points3 points ago

Dat Ass

[–]Jammac79 2 points3 points ago

On his last bust, Dog the Bounty Hunter pulled out all the stops.

[–]dirtywhore4cash 13 points14 points ago

Zangrief really let himself go

[–]burntham77 24 points25 points ago

Or just became fabulous.

[–]Thundernut 4 points5 points ago

dat calf

[–]Zuthuzu 3 points4 points ago

No trigger discipline, disgusting.

[–]pefyeah 8 points9 points ago

To be fair, they are toys with orange caps in the barrels; and the kid holding them looks like he has cerebral palsy.

[–]jeffholes 10 points11 points ago

Not just fingers on the triggers, but actually pulled. I don't even do that when I get naked and stare at myself in the bathroom mirror while using my chest hair to scrub gun parts.

[–]marcos_danix 2 points3 points ago

At least we know those aren't real guns

[–]JSA17 2 points3 points ago

Courtney Stodden lives in Russia?

[–]Nomedboy 2 points3 points ago

What a fucking rad body....I got goosebumps looking at that shit...

[–]Soupias 1 point2 points ago

Seriously guys, please DO explain. I challenge you!

[–]FireEnt 2 points3 points ago

Just think what the comments would be if he was walking with the other foot forward.

[–]nthomas104 2 points3 points ago

Looks like Zach Anner's new show is going well.

[–]coin_return 2 points3 points ago

Dem thighs. I want to chew on them.

[–]ChairofBoogers 2 points3 points ago

Fuckin Chernobyl.

[–]petedacook 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of this guy.

From this post on Reddit.

[–]Nohomobutimgay 5 points6 points ago

From other comments, it's the same guy.

[–]Downwards_Karmawhore 2 points3 points ago

I WANT A DOWNVOTE help me ._.

[–]serioush -1 points0 points ago

This could also be "Meanwhile in San Fransisco" or New York, or LA.

[–]SayVandalay 1 point2 points ago

Is that Aphex Twin on the left?

[–]KBMXOR 0 points1 point ago

You mean Saint Row the third right.

[–]PhazonZim 0 points1 point ago

By the looks of it, that guy got a full wax. Look how smooth his skin is!

[–]kajillion 0 points1 point ago

What ya got there is a real smooth fella.

[–]gun_toting_pothead 1 point2 points ago

i've got so many questions here. and yet, i'm quite positive i absolutely don't want to know the answer to said questions..

[–]BrianWantsTruth 0 points1 point ago

I can't tell which one of them I'd rather be.

[–]AliasUndercover 0 points1 point ago

TIMMAH!!

[–]TheRealTugboat 1 point2 points ago

Dat ass

[–]Gaga85 0 points1 point ago

thought this is "Riding Shotgun" ;)

[–]zyzzogeton 0 points1 point ago

Why do they make high heels that big? WHY?

[–]FR3SH_W1LL 1 point2 points ago

Russian Nicki Minaj & Rick Ross?

[–]1Chance 1 point2 points ago

And I thought Dog the bounty hunter had disappeared.

[–]Diabetesh 0 points1 point ago

You mean meanwhile at the toy store in russia.

[–]slurred_bird 0 points1 point ago

Well then.

[–]cnostrand 0 points1 point ago

This could also be attributed to Portland.

[–]Drunken_Coyote 1 point2 points ago

I don't think I ever stared at a picture as long as this one. So many questions.

[–]KingWeeGee 1 point2 points ago

Here, take all of my "wat". TAKE IT ALL

[–]baalsitch 0 points1 point ago

Nice guns.

[–]Fandorin 0 points1 point ago

I think this is from Navy Day. The sailors do this Mermaid thing. It's creepy.

[–]thepikey7 0 points1 point ago

"Thank you for that... whatever that was"

[–]richard_tucker 0 points1 point ago

Not sure which one to fap to.

[–]MisterSquirrel 1 point2 points ago

Of all the trite overused reddit post titles, "Meanwhile, in Russia" yields the fewest disappointments.

[–]CAPS_LOCK_LIAR 0 points1 point ago

wat

[–]silent_p 1 point2 points ago

Damn, that chick is hot.

[–]FaithxinCha0s 0 points1 point ago

Dat aassssss

[–]ZeusSpoon -1 points0 points ago

Russia looks nice

[–]Hairymop 0 points1 point ago

... <speechless>. I think I know what "dumbstruck" means now.

[–]Phoenix_Fury7 -1 points0 points ago

If anything belongs in r/wtf, it's this.

[–]Scarlock 0 points1 point ago

In Soviet Russia, capable handy..!

[–]assblo0d -1 points0 points ago

[–]Portablelephant 0 points1 point ago

Whatever is happening here... I approve.

[–]matlick 0 points1 point ago

Why is Pamela Anderson in Russia?

[–]RyderJ 0 points1 point ago

I'm gonna make a guess that this is New Orleans, not Russia. People don't really bat an eyelash at that here.

[–]dont_stop_me_smee 1 point2 points ago

"After his show was cancelled by the network,
life was very different for Dog the Bounty Hunter"

[–]artist9120 0 points1 point ago

Damn dem legs

[–]FrostByt 0 points1 point ago

Dat ass.

[–]superdude4agze 1 point2 points ago

Never before has the phrase:

They see me rollin'

been more appropriate.

[–]Mikchi 1 point2 points ago

[–]KellyCommaRoy 1 point2 points ago

Also in Russia is known power of beet to make sex fantasy.

[–]dayum_leigh_chapple 1 point2 points ago

This isn't WTF. This is 100% fabulous.

[–]Whitemenstyranny 0 points1 point ago

Channeling Minaj all the way!

[–]omglikewtf 0 points1 point ago

Dem thighs

[–]kiwimags 0 points1 point ago

You know-- kudos to him for breaking apart traditional gender roles. He's doing it right and has got some killer stems. You go Glen Coco!

[–]physics_deez_nuts 0 points1 point ago

Timmay!

[–]Uglyknot 0 points1 point ago

1.i wake. 2.ppl sing happy birthday to me. 3.i eat. 4.get on reddit. 5.???? 6.Question life.

[–]fettimage 0 points1 point ago

Dat' Ass...

[–]chokomilk 1 point2 points ago

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand my father just entered the room and saw his son looking at a men in heels... Perfect, just perfect!

[–]andybent25 -1 points0 points ago

I have the oddest boner right now...

[–]xLostx77 -1 points0 points ago

Some very strong WTF in this pic

[–]wellhushmypuppies 0 points1 point ago

man, I wish I could rock that bathing suit like he does.

[–]Ontopourmama 0 points1 point ago

That could also easily be Venice Beach.

[–]Elderh12 0 points1 point ago

Make a wish always does its best

[–]Captainpiky 0 points1 point ago

Black Overlord got a cracker twin

[–]manicdthenomad 0 points1 point ago

I don't care what any of you say, this picture is fucking epic. In the literary, definitive way, as well as the Internet way.

[–]ark_smanton 0 points1 point ago

Master Blaster?

[–]its_so_on 1 point2 points ago

the butt and thighs are okay, if pressed i can take the whole legs and feet and I guess may-be the torso and I guess some of the upper arms is okay.

Oh who am I kidding: if the guy shaved I'd do her.

[–]hybridsilence[!] 0 points1 point ago

If this were Russia the guns would be real!

[–]MrPudding28 0 points1 point ago

One of those ak's has an orange tip. Airsoft gun.

[–]reedosasser129 0 points1 point ago

Where is the snow?

[–]The_Moustache 0 points1 point ago

Those AK's have orange tips

PHONY!

BIG FAT PHONY

[–]HiddenStar 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me, or does that swimsuit somehow suit him?

[–]hessica 0 points1 point ago

what is the context? is there context?