How I feel watching all these fit athletes at the Olympics

spamato · 1 month

I wonder if gyms see a spike in membership each Olympic season.

jlennon4422 · 1 month

Whenever I see a 15 year old at the Olympics I wonder what I am doing with my life

NotaMethAddict · 1 month

Don't feel down, OP

horribledad · 1 month

You could always just get up and actually get into shape.

Fallingdownwalls · 1 month

Imagine how bad you're gonna feel when you find out that the Olympic village is essentially one big orgy for all these ecstatic young people in the peak of physical condition who're finally let loose after years of regimented living (last Olympics they went through 70,000 condoms, for 10,000 athletes - and those were the ones who bothered with condoms in the first place).

Superdudeman · 1 month

I want to pet him. ಠ_ಠ

SibilantSounds · 1 month

Body image issues: not just for women, peeps.

[deleted] · 1 month

The amount of denial here is off the charts.

frakom · 1 month

I recommend watching archery

EpicJ · 1 month

leeth_06 · 1 month

Why does everyone feel sorry for themselves, and then continue to wine about how out of shape they are? Seeing this just makes me want to work out harder to make up for the lack of simple effort across the world.

southnole · 1 month

I am a pretty fit dude but these athletes are on another level.

You have to remember they burn 3K-6K calories a day training, while we go to work.

There trully is no way to compete, and we aren't competing for gold medals, why stop yourself from yummy snacks.

peace_off · 1 month

If it helps, elite athletes often ruin their bodies by training too hard, get injured a lot, and have a relatively short career.

HurricaneHugo · 1 month

A former lab partner for two classes in college is in the Olympics...

Feels bad man.

[deleted] · 1 month

That is me at work on Mondays.

nineteen_eightyfour · 1 month

I was a bit surprised at how lightly muscles some of the swimmers were...but I guess that's mostly about streamlining

PhiladelphiaIrish · 1 month

When you're talking about this type of fit athelete, I feel otherwise.

bilbro_swaggins · 1 month

Wah I didn't put countless hours into diet and exercise and don't look like people who dedicate their lives to fitness

yojdizzle · 1 month

Garfield?

Stompystomp · 1 month

Sleepy?

brokensys · 1 month

Fair enough, but take it from me, someone who was in that position a year ago, it doesn't take a whole lot to become more fit. Start doing some sort of exercise you like and go from there.

boonastified · 1 month

I'm guessing the Olypmpics aren't the first and only thing to make you feel like that

buttplugbiter · 1 month

The Olympics are inspiring !

They are not taunting you. they are not demeaning you, their bodies are not comparing themselves to your body.

These Olympians are out there, competing at the top level in activities they enjoy ! These people are passionate about sport and athletics, and you can be too.

While watching the olympics, look for events that really stick with you, really get you going and make you want to throw your bag of ~~doritos~~ trans fats to the floor and scream I WANT TO DO THAT.

Then go fucking do it.

Or, you know, sit at home and cry and dip your greasy fat doritos into your greasy fat tears.

Vakuza · 1 month

Fear not! There is something to solve this.

CheekySprite · 1 month

Those asses on the women's volleyball teams...

FifeeBoy · 1 month

God damn it, now I feel sad.

palordrolap · 1 month

Yeah. I found out a couple of years ago that I'm not that distantly related to an Australian Olympian who is about the same age as me. That was a surprise and also makes me wonder what could have been.

Then again, I only ever showed promise at sprinting, and I'm well under 6 feet tall, so I doubt I could have won any medals at it.

bobloco76 · 1 month

Drugging your cat for karma ...... that cat is paralyzed!

Mapquestify · 1 month

get to r/getmotivated you lazy people!

AJam · 1 month

upvoted for cute cat. that is all.

KoreanTerran · 1 month

/r/HIFW

kookydad · 1 month

If masturbation was an Olympic sport I'd probably do very well. Gold in the in sprint, gold in the marathon, just wanna stay away from the relay race.. gives a whole new meaning too the term pass the baton

UnknownArchive · 1 month

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RobertTheSpruce · 1 month

I think the same. So many different classes and sports that I could have worked on and be one of the best at.

Then I realise that I'm a fireman and save peoples lives for a living. Throwing a cannonball really far seems a bit shit in comparison.

Tobius__Funke · 1 month

wanna lose weight and get fit?

INTERMITTENT FASTING

takeheed · 1 month

Apparently, you haven't been watching the archery. It's got me thinking about visiting a Big 5.

tweak4ever · 1 month

My leg is broken...otherwise I'd TOTALLY be in the Olympics...I swear!

borbus · 1 month

And for some reason you want to eat McDonalds and drink Coca-Cola right?

funny

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