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[–]JediMasterSam 66 points67 points ago

[–]Unlucky13 13 points14 points ago

Yall can bitch all you want, but this is what's wrong with Reddit. This stupid shit provides no real content, yet it gets reposted over and over again- even with the same fucking title. I mean, what the hell people? Don't you want to see interesting and original things instead of being swamped with ridiculous and stupid shit like this submission?

[–]swagisinmyname -1 points0 points ago

^ fuck this guy

[–]AJizzle_19 22 points23 points ago

How can you sleep at night after getting karma from this repost?

[–]cwumed 12 points13 points ago

Shameless. Same title and everything!

[–]SomeWeirdDude 38 points39 points ago

Repost Alert

title comnts points age /r/
When your hands are wet after going to the bathroom. 88coms 898pts 1mo funny
When your hands are wet and there is no towel 78coms 1568pts 5dys reactiongifs
When my hands are wet after going to the bathroom 6coms 13pts 1mo funny
When Your Hands Are Wet After Going to The Bathroom 2coms 4pts 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 20 points21 points ago

[–]incendiarypotato 42 points43 points ago

Didn't someone recently post this exact same thing on reactiongifs?

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 28 points29 points ago

Yup, 5 days ago. And it was in /r/funny with pretty much the same title a month ago. So yeah, this is just another repost.

[–]Lee13412 2 points3 points ago

Im fine with reposts every now and again but when someone reposts something weeks or even days after it was originally posted thats just fucking horrible who the fuck does that do they really think that people cant remember 5 days ago when it was posted under the same title people like op fucking sicken me

[–]zcline91 4 points5 points ago

I noticed too. As soon as I catch anyone reposting, I tag their name so I don't click on their stuff ever again, but downvote immediately all they post. Tough, but fair

[–]Unlucky13 1 point2 points ago

[–]omni_wisdumb 0 points1 point ago

I usually can't stand reposters. But you have to realize it isn't a repost to everyone. For example, I had never seen this, and boy did I laugh. I think the issue is if someone reposts knowing just to karma whore or if they didn't know OR just wanted to share again. Maybe there should be a system where reposts don't earn karma?

[–]ThreeBigTacos 2 points3 points ago

I was typing in 'this isn't even a week old and it's already being reposted' but alas you reminded me it was another subreddits. Oh god, they're all starting to blend...

[–]Unlucky13 1 point2 points ago

OP has posted many "When I/My reaction when..." gifs to /r/funny lately. He's a karma whore and probably doesn't give a fuck that he's a contributor to the shit pile Reddit has become.

[–]btgramling10 73 points74 points ago

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[–]Jetpack123 22 points23 points ago

its even the same damn title

[–]Logan59 2 points3 points ago

I don't consider it a repost if it has a different title, it could have a whole new meaning with a different title

[–]alert_REPOST_alert 9 points10 points ago

You rang?

[–]Xeslaro 3 points4 points ago

[–]Princeps12 -2 points-1 points ago

this does not apply

[–]SupermanV2 9 points10 points ago

Eh, I just wipe them on my pants. Don't judge me.

[–]Egonor 1 point2 points ago

I walk around with them up saying to random people, "Doctor." Kinda old but I still get a chuckle when people repeat it back to me.

[–]Novocain94 16 points17 points ago

Trying to dry your hand with a REPOST

[–]CTownsley93 2 points3 points ago

aren't towels

[–]alert_REPOST_alert 2 points3 points ago

This didn't take long.

[–]Goldmine44 4 points5 points ago

I hope this doesn't happen to me. I'd hate to finish washing my hands and then have a group of backup dancers behind me.

[–]SupermanV2 1 point2 points ago

What? That sounds awesome!

[–]flamants 0 points1 point ago

I think the worse issue would be suddenly realizing you have literally become michael jackson in the thriller video.

[–]boogdd -1 points0 points ago

Sometimes, when I accidentally get a few droplets of pee on my slacks or shorts, I take my wet hands and flick it towards my crotch. "Your pants are all wet!" "Water pressure, bro. It went everywhere."

[–]anddrewg2007 -1 points0 points ago

I laughed so loud I woke my daughter from her nap.

[–]UnknownArchive -1 points0 points ago

[–]elderezlo -1 points0 points ago

I'm more of the jazz hands type

[–]AdorablyDead -1 points0 points ago

I just slick my hair back.

[–]dumdummm -1 points0 points ago

With this motion, I think you still need to find a paper towel to wipe your floor

[–]itchychinrub -1 points0 points ago

Didn't see this before and made my day.

[–]Quizchris 0 points1 point ago

downvote for repost... but upvote for Mj... I'm conflicted

[–]lucidlemming 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who didn't find this funny in the first place?

[–]thebigmoose 0 points1 point ago

I don't care if it's a repost I lol'd for like ten minutes.

[–]traditions -1 points0 points ago

broke my finger doing that when i hit a cabinet.

[–]The_Beast_Man 1 point2 points ago

HAY GUIZ! THIS IZ WUT I DO WEN MY HANDZ R WET ND THERE IZ NO PAPR TOWLZ!!1! ARENT I ORIGINAL?!?!

[–]DeadLach -1 points0 points ago

Who gives a fuck if it's a repost? First time I've seen it and I genuinely laughed out loud.

[–]CtrlC_plus_CtrlV -3 points-2 points ago

I actually chuckled. I never chuckle

[–]Spaceneedle420 -1 points0 points ago

When there's no thing to wipe my hand. I get fucking trapped in the men's rooms sometimes because I only use (the often nonexistent) papertowel on the Handel/knob. The only thing left to do is chase the guy on the way out and stop the door with my foot and kick it open.

[–]flores1171 -1 points0 points ago

Sorry, I don't dry my hands on young boys

[–]pdxpalekid 0 points1 point ago

I like to pretend that the guy in pink is Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson.

[–]girlyusername -5 points-4 points ago

I saw this and immediately thought, "how does this not have more upvotes!?" I laughed hysterically.

[–]velidb 4 points5 points ago

the real question is how the fuck does this GIF get even a single upvote anymore, it's one of the most overposted things on reddit...

[–]girlyusername 0 points1 point ago

I'm sure, but when I read the title and watched the gif.. I couldn't stop laughing. It's like that baby owl gif, where one is trying to swallow a rat whole. I've seen it like 100 times, but every time I can't stop laughing.

[–]CrankyWanker -2 points-1 points ago

Shit guys, I haven't seen it before. I must have been out (gasp) when it was posted the first time around. It's new to me.

Honestly it doesn't matter that it's a repost. Karma is absolutely useless. There isn't even a scoreboard. Who cares. This time around, its for people who haven't seen it before.

Reddit is becoming more anal by the day.

[–]bearsaremean 2 points3 points ago

Shut the fuck up, just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean it's a not a shitty repost and that OP is a faggot.

[–]CrankyWanker 0 points1 point ago

You don't have to be such an ass about it.

The point I'm making is, not everybody in the entire reddit browsing community has seen it.

It's really not that big of a deal. Do you really care that someone is getting useless internet points? What can you use them to buy, pitiful self satisfaction?

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[–]CrankyWanker -1 points0 points ago

......you just called yourself a cock sucker.

Unless you're okay with that.