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[–]CtrlC_plus_CtrlV 96 points97 points ago

You should've linked directly to the site! Mr. Lovenstein comics always have a hidden panel at the end that appears when you put your mouse over it.

edit: http://dev.mrlovenstein.com/comic/219

[–]DigitalChocobo 7 points8 points ago

TIL that I can mouse over images on Chrome for Android.

[–]Hoogyme -5 points-4 points ago

You don't need Chrome to do that...

[–]Samurai-L-Jackson[S] 13 points14 points ago

Thank you, sir. I had this comic saved on my compute and had no idea where it came from. HEY, EVERYONE!! ^ this guy!!

[–]tud39 4 points5 points ago

Goddamnit, I'm on an IPad , what's on the hidden panel? EDIT: never mind I got it

[–]Samurai-L-Jackson[S] 5 points6 points ago

It's Gary's friend saying "You were talking to those onions quite a bit. It was weirding us out. I was about to set up an intervention honestly."

[–]Lots42 6 points7 points ago

Yes you did, you damned liar. The URL was in the image.

[–]Samurai-L-Jackson[S] -5 points-4 points ago

A friend sent it to me. Didn't look so far into it.

[–]_kst_ -1 points0 points ago

Take a look at the sidebar, where it says "Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic.". They're not kidding.

[–]Samurai-L-Jackson[S] 0 points1 point ago

I had no idea about any of this, it's just a picture sent to me by a friend

[–]lolsail 7 points8 points ago

This is the only time I'll ever upvote your blatantly reposted comments. Enjoy it while it lasts.

[–]dja0794 2 points3 points ago

It's not like he's karma-whoring. The novelty account is a satire on reposts. Just a more creative way to point it out than saying "repost, downvote, next"

[–]lolsail 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, haven't thought of it that way before. Interesting.

[–]superschnoofs 0 points1 point ago

What about if you're using an iPhone?

Edit: iPhone. Relevant to my interests

[–]ca990 0 points1 point ago

I wish I hadn't read this. The hidden panel ruined the comic.

[–]Bloodwolf9 0 points1 point ago

Hm...ran into this one on shuffle. I can't seem to find the hidden panel, help?

[–]MaxwellMrdr 8 points9 points ago

“Onions make me sad, a lot of people don't realize that. When I'm cutting onions, I'm sad. Because the plight of onions, it's sad. But people don't realize I'm actually crying - they think I'm just reacting.” - Mitch Hedberg

Felt necessary.

[–]jhelm 3 points4 points ago

Exactly. Thank you. When I read that comment, all I could think was, "that joke is not just beyond played out, it's been done way better by both Mitch Hedberg and spongebob".

[–]iamagainstit 1 point2 points ago

I used to to work At a kitchen and cut onions. I would go outside after and pretend I as crying because I was sad

[–]BCP27 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of this five second film

[–]Samurai-L-Jackson[S] 0 points1 point ago

RIP Mitch Hedberg. Hilarious man.

[–]want_biscuits_now 2 points3 points ago

Poor Gary, I feel his pain. I had the three best friends in the world once. Their names were Jerry, Terry, and Larry. We did everything together. We would go to the movies, see art exhibits, even play hide and seek. Up until high school we did everything together. But one day something happened, something I'll never forget. I murdered them, then ate them; one fluffy flour filled bite at a time. Something came over me and I wanted more, I craved more... I needed to be satisfied. That's when I realized I ate my best friends..... Who were biscuits.

[–]Samurai-L-Jackson[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Gary? Gravy? Did you eat your friends with Gravy?

[–]Gimli_the_Elf 1 point2 points ago

The look on that onion's face is perfect. The "it's the only way" face.

[–]Samurai-L-Jackson[S] 1 point2 points ago

http://dev.mrlovenstein.com/ <<< The site this comic came from

[–]thebryton 1 point2 points ago

Was expecting a Pokemon reference, but this is good too.

[–]OpticalDelusion 0 points1 point ago

Was expecting a SpongeBob reference, but this is good too.

[–]Skwidwerd 1 point2 points ago

I know this has nothing to do with your post, but I almost died laughing at your user name.

[–]Samurai-L-Jackson[S] 1 point2 points ago

Thank you. I've been trying to get it made at /r/UsernamesIllustrated for a while now EDIT: http://i.imgur.com/D4eLC.jpg

[–]baxterg13 0 points1 point ago

is there a reason its a cat?

[–]Samurai-L-Jackson[S] 1 point2 points ago

I.....I don't know

[–]bearboner 0 points1 point ago

Intervention time! haha

[–]RomanByNature 0 points1 point ago

This became simply amazing after I gave the onions high pitched voiced.

[–]A-BIG-FAT-FONY 0 points1 point ago

Onions are like Ogres, they have many layers.

[–]Kikirox98 0 points1 point ago

Why is Gary missing a finger?

[–]Samurai-L-Jackson[S] 0 points1 point ago

Tribute to classic cartoons.

[–]pl02pl 0 points1 point ago

Came for the Spongebob, stayed for the onions.

[–]relax_im_here 0 points1 point ago

Poor onions

[–]gormster 0 points1 point ago

I'm making a lasagna... for one

[–]brando2121 0 points1 point ago

I'm makin a lasagna... for one.

[–]MegaG 0 points1 point ago

They must turn into turnips, I fucking hate turnips.

[–]Veo_x 0 points1 point ago

Turnips are fucking delicious, bro.

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[–]barely_regal 0 points1 point ago

Not a repost, just another layer.

[–]Samurai-L-Jackson[S] -4 points-3 points ago

It is? NOOOOO :(

[–]SimplePhantom 0 points1 point ago

Yup, seen this one before. I command you to kill your magical onions tonight! You don't deserve their love and nourishment!

[–]Samurai-L-Jackson[S] -3 points-2 points ago

Can you link me to it please? Not that I don't believe you.

[–]SimplePhantom 2 points3 points ago

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[–]xPye 1 point2 points ago

That doesn't make it a repost here. -_-

It's an image from a popullar comic, it's goin to show up in a lot of places.

Edit: the deleted comment was him saying his brother showed it too him on an app cLled ifunny.

[–]SimplePhantom 0 points1 point ago

Most likely it is. I've seen many from there show up here on reddit. I tried one myself. Once! Never again......

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

Repost.