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[–]crunchy51 66 points67 points ago

I still prefer the nude woman skydiving version.

[–]25_Cent_Booch 52 points53 points ago

[–]Dr_Pattursnatch 42 points43 points ago

Her tits don't budge; they are perfectly molded nose cones that cut down on drag. However, her fluttering beef loins create extra drag, hence her pelvis always being higher than her chest.

[–]WishboneTheDog 26 points27 points ago

Putting that PHD in snatchology to work.

[–]oniongasm 11 points12 points ago

Cuntography - which one's the right hole

Asstrology - when's the right time to get some

Vulvanomics - gifts, dinners, strippers, and whores

[–]Dr_Pattursnatch 3 points4 points ago

And as with any doctorate, it's always a continued learning process. I didn't stop "researching" just because I got the title. My sample size is still relatively small...relative to an N of 1000 I mean.

[–]eXX0n 1 point2 points ago

EVERY THREAD I READ I SEE YOU!! STOP!!

[–]WistopherWalken 5 points6 points ago

Calling fake boobs in 3... 2... 1...

[–]WistopherWalken 8 points9 points ago

Dem boobs is fake.

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 5 points6 points ago

Hello? Fake boobs? This is Steven. Yes, I'm wondering if you'd like to get some coffee sometime. Please?

[–]WistopherWalken 1 point2 points ago

"Yes, Fake Boobs? I was wondering if we could get in touch."

[–]clothes_are_optional 1 point2 points ago

that's...oddly interesting

[–]Varnishedchrome 1 point2 points ago

TITillating, isn't it?

[–]Arbybeay 1 point2 points ago

There is a gif somewhere of three old ladies skydiving. Their tits were pushed into concave bowls on their chests.

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 0 points1 point ago

I lost my innocence the day I found out vaginas were akin to dog's mouths.

[–]F4il3d 0 points1 point ago

Then you are doing it wrong!

[–]DeadMurder 0 points1 point ago

NO!

[–]StraY_WolF 2 points3 points ago

wharrgarbl: motorboat edition

[–]Hoof_Hand -5 points-4 points ago

[–]ragasquid 4 points5 points ago

Fuck you.

[–]Hoof_Hand -5 points-4 points ago

[–]nicesalamander 1 point2 points ago

what the fuck?

[–]ragasquid 1 point2 points ago

happy cake day. sorry you were exposed to that.

[–]nicesalamander 0 points1 point ago

thanks.

[–]F4il3d 23 points24 points ago

This what my wife looks like as soon as we get home after I have told an off-color joke at a party.

[–]willy-shorts -4 points-3 points ago

You mean like the 3G-4G comparison?

[–]froderick 1 point2 points ago

I... do not get it. How is that an off-colour joke?

[–]NotProductiveFireMe 1 point2 points ago

I wont even begin with this not being off-color. More importantly how is this even a joke?

[–]FancyKetchupIsnt -1 points0 points ago

I think he means her face? I dunno. Shit post is shit.

[–]SupermanV2 34 points35 points ago

Cute dog instantly becomes scary as hell.

[–]kapelin 11 points12 points ago

Never did I think I could find a beagle to be so evil-looking.

[–]AssBoobs 20 points21 points ago

[–]forman98 16 points17 points ago

What in the hell...

[–]maqikelefant 9 points10 points ago

Demon wearing a meat suit.

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 2 points3 points ago

Too many blowjobs.

[–]elHuron 2 points3 points ago

food's gotta fit in there somehow.

[–]agentwest 3 points4 points ago

But really, what in the actual fuck?

[–]malaporpism 3 points4 points ago

[–]Surround5ound 3 points4 points ago

I wanna see this in slow motion lol

[–]1darkadonis 1 point2 points ago

It's weird, as soon as I watched the gif, I could actually smell the dog's bad breath.

[–]tehciolo 1 point2 points ago

this is fantastic

[–]snorkchops 1 point2 points ago

airrgarbl

[–]btburbank 1 point2 points ago

I sat there for like 5 whole minutes watching, grinning endlessly. Fuck I need to stay off reddit high...

[–]TxSaru 1 point2 points ago

can't stop laughing!

[–]elchip 1 point2 points ago

Who knows what bacteria lives in that leafblower, and the nose is a great place to get MRSA.

[–]Moosefeathers 2 points3 points ago

beagles love blueberries

[–]swan-ronson 1 point2 points ago

It's a known fact.

[–]lavitripathi 5 points6 points ago

ermahgerd wharrgarble erblerer!

[–]EmmaTwatson 5 points6 points ago

Fuck, how did you get him to cooperate?

[–]online222222 3 points4 points ago

does he look like he's cooperating?

[–]iamdanhi 4 points5 points ago

[–]Daddy_of_Cats 0 points1 point ago

Bitches on blowjobs.

[–]shark6428 0 points1 point ago

Commenting in hopes of more wharrgarbl gifs

[–]The_Maddog -1 points0 points ago

I prefer the vagina version.

NSFW so don't say I didn't warn you!

[–]thetobester 0 points1 point ago

I would like this to be the video instead of news readers

[–]cjsampon 0 points1 point ago

Let the bass cannon kick it!

[–]Chino1285 0 points1 point ago

.....Two - Something's got to give. Three -Something's got to give.....

[–]JTyler82 0 points1 point ago

Vaccumme cleaners need small quick bites.

[–]dartanyn 0 points1 point ago

For the whole 40 people who saw "I am Number Four" this post reminds me of the dog/chimera from the movie.

[–]Prudencia 0 points1 point ago

1/40 checking in

[–]evoim3 0 points1 point ago

oh God, this is what it would look like if Predator and a dog combined.

[–]ReligiousObjector 0 points1 point ago

His face looks like bad dubstep.

[–]atat4e 0 points1 point ago

How in hell did they get a dog to stand up to a vacuum cleaner? Most dogs are scared shitless by them.

[–]theycallmealex 0 points1 point ago

"air blower"

probably not the right term for it, but the point is taken

[–]AryanNinja 0 points1 point ago

This is horrifying. But awesome.

[–]Mrcheez211 0 points1 point ago

Press ctrl and + every second or so and it's even more creepy.

[–]spangg 0 points1 point ago

Fact: The dog hates this.

[–]Djbirfday 0 points1 point ago

Came looking for the vagina gif, was not disappointed.

[–]Miller-STGT 0 points1 point ago

So this is how doubstep is being recorded. O.O

[–]BertDawg 1 point2 points ago

OMG! THat is a total hoot; I nearly soiled my knickers...

[–]cawkwielder 0 points1 point ago

I started laughing uncontrollably.

[–]YouOtterKnow -1 points0 points ago

Dogs really are incredibly dumb.

[–]YouOtterKnow 0 points1 point ago

Has no one ever noticed that those Uggs somehow stay on her feet?!

[–]Sokonomi 0 points1 point ago

[–]fastjeff 0 points1 point ago

So I was scrollin along and this song was playing and this picture came up.

[–]brussels4breakfast 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of watching politicians on the news.

[–]rabid-clanger 0 points1 point ago

Burst out laughing in work. Everyone in the cafe thinks Im crazy.. I tip my hat to you.

[–]julianne7366 0 points1 point ago

Oh I'm sorry for missing that the world revolved around you and your posts. I must seem like such a monster for missing that you posted this openly available and old gif first. Everyone knows that "first posts are sooooo important".

[–]Kardlonoc 0 points1 point ago

No wonder they hate vacuums.

[–]Gildish_Chambino 0 points1 point ago

Well, that was a really risky click.

[–]Failedhail 0 points1 point ago

Dear god that's terrifying.

[–]idma 0 points1 point ago

[–]SaKage96 -1 points0 points ago

Not gonna say its a repost but I've seen this somewhere before.

[–]p0b -1 points0 points ago

Translation: ermagherd, gersebermps!!

[–]vivvav -1 points0 points ago

KILL IT.

[–]onelinercaruso 0 points1 point ago

(•_•)

That's the best...

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

blowjob I've ever seen.

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

Repost.

[–]theklinks -1 points0 points ago