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My Abs of Atheism (i.imgur.com)

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[–]ProfessorDerpenstein 62 points63 points ago

Hey there, Albert. ;) ;) ;)

[–]herpbert_derpinger 24 points25 points ago

PUSH CAKE DAY RECEIVE KARMA TRAIN

[–]xerillum 16 points17 points ago

CHUGGA CHUGGA GOD IS FAKE AND THEISTS ARE LHITLERALLY SHITLORDS

[–]aelzeiny 1 point2 points ago

So what. YOU THINK YOU BETTER THAN ME, with your fancy bold letters and your pants suit?

[–]loewenstern 2 points3 points ago

fact: 1% of redditors uses 99% of the fancy bold letters and pants suits.

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[–]lolsail 5 points6 points ago

REPLYING TO A MODERATOR THREAD FOR THE FREE KARMA THIS ENTAILS.

[–]Name213whatever 3 points4 points ago

You got red on you

[–]NeoxGG 2 points3 points ago

You mean Albert Schwarzenegger?

[–]fatanteater 1 point2 points ago

I did holocaust this coming, Anne Frankly, Hitlerious.

[–]Psirocking 11 points12 points ago

He was obviously le oppressed atheist and couldn't come out.

[–]Bailite 6 points7 points ago

LE HOLY SHIT THATS ADVANCED MATHS HE MUST BE LIKE EINSTEIN OR SOMETHING

[–]KiwiSoldier 9 points10 points ago

That lower case e on the tattoo is making me cringe

[–]Dunn_Purnsley 12 points13 points ago

YOU HAVE OCD TOO?!

[–]POLITE_ALLCAPS_CUY 2 points3 points ago

IS THAT SO?

WELL, YOUR QUESTIONING AND YOUR LACK OF ADORATION TOWARDS A FELLOW SCIENTIST IS MAKING ME CRINGE, FRIEND!

[–]sultrous 7 points8 points ago

Unjerk: I thought this was an actual /r/atheism post. Good work.

[–]PotatoMusicBinge 1 point2 points ago

Unjerk

[–]TheDanSandwich -1 points0 points ago

What's really interesting is that Einstein believed in God.

[–]PureQuixotry 2 points3 points ago

No. Einsteins expressed views were that he did not believe in a personal god, criticized atheism on the grounds of humility, and described himself as an agnostic.

[–]onewoodee 18 points19 points ago

/r/Atheism is leaking into our circlejerk!!!

[–]lolsail 7 points8 points ago

Your comment is literally the color of the american flag. Literally murica.

[–]supersnakess 1 point2 points ago

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I'OMG Albert! I came so hard that I must retreat from circle jerks for the rest of the day to avoid death by orgasm.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

x=3. right?

[–]polish_jerk 10 points11 points ago

Nope, it's more like C====3

DAE GET THIS?!?!?!?!? UPBOATS TO THE LEFT #RonPaul

[–]notsurewhatiam 0 points1 point ago

DAE HARD!?!?

LOL 8===D < PENIS

[–]Daemon_of_Mail 0 points1 point ago

Joke's on you! Albert was a Jew!

[–]Wooshio 5 points6 points ago

not really, he was secretly an atheist forced to pretend to be a jew by cruel oppresive society of his day (just like Obama and buch of other theists I like), Hitler on the other hand was a devout christian super theist (fyi).

[–]well_i_guess 0 points1 point ago

I used this for my powerpoint presentation on theoretical models, get it?

[–]dpiston 0 points1 point ago

Thats actually a pretty badass picture of Einstein.

[–]Tooboot2dogood 0 points1 point ago

I pray to X.

[–]Thehyperninja 0 points1 point ago

....but einstien was horrible at math....

[–]imcontroversial 0 points1 point ago

lol

[–]Saudi_Fat_Ogre 1 point2 points ago

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[–]lincolnfan01 -3 points-2 points ago

Maybe I'm just dumb... Doesn't x=9?

[–]JustHereToFFFFFFFUUU 6 points7 points ago

I equal [9] right now, if you know what I m[ent].

[–]AFunctionOfX 2 points3 points ago

x = -3 because (-3)2 = 9

[–]PeterJerome 2 points3 points ago

X=√9

Which equals 3.

[–]UprootedEagle 3 points4 points ago

a2 + b2 = c2 so x=√9

[–]IAmAtomato -1 points0 points ago

No, it=Ron Paul for prezzo, nigger.

[–]RdMrcr -1 points0 points ago

NO YOU FUCKING THEIST YOU FORGOT TO DO A SQUARE ROOT

[–]lincolnfan01 0 points1 point ago

FUCK YOU'RE RIGHT. JUST LIKE THIS TRIANGLE.

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