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How I imagine what most of you look like comming out of the house (i.imgur.com)
submitted 2 months ago by timielaimalai
[–]BMXCowboy 50 points51 points52 points 2 months ago
Not left handed.
[–]Skreech2011 14 points15 points16 points 2 months ago
Neither am I, but that doesn't mean I don't use my left hand for some things. Which I do. If you catch my drift
[–]illiniry 8 points9 points10 points 2 months ago
Yeah I know what you mean, I might go lefty in the tub tonight. Mmmm, stranger in the tub.
[–]Stranger_In_The_Tub 33 points34 points35 points 2 months ago
You called?
[–]illiniry 9 points10 points11 points 2 months ago
First time that's ever happened to me, well done redditor for 4 months.
[–]Epoh 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Ahhh yes, the spontaneous username virgin, i lost that long ago, not among other things.
[–]raver459Chicagoland 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
FA no longer :-)
[–]archeantus1988California -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
rofled at your last sentance.
[–]DrDreampop 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
I drain the poison with lefty too.
[–]taylorm6707Ohio 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
Operating your mouse while jerking off?
[–]sumdog 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
But then how do you use your mouse?
[–]SlickRoach 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Then who was mouse?
[–]2bananasforbreakfast 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Obviously, you are using your right arm for controlling the mouse.
[–]daypun 16 points17 points18 points 2 months ago
I would be squinting a lot due to the strange bright object beaming down from the sky. What is that thing anyway?
[–]SHFFLE 5 points6 points7 points 2 months ago
That damn bright part of the skybox that makes me sneeze.
[–]PubeSmokerCowRapist 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
that's why I disable the skybox to get some extra fps but good thing this isn't BF3, I'd need some welding goggles then
[–]bacon_nuts 23 points24 points25 points 2 months ago
I'd have shoes on, my teeth would be less clean and my beard would be more than stubble. As for the one arm that's overdeveloped, just because someone's lonely, doesn't mean all they do is masturbate. Hell, often I'm so depressed I can't even be bothered to do that. And if I weren't depressed I doubt it would be more than anyone else of my age.
[–]raver459Chicagoland 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Damn right: I spend entire hours of the day NOT masturbating :-P
[–]roeko 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
try /r/nofap . I discover that when I don't fap, things seem a little better.
[–]bacon_nuts 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Thanks. I'll check it out.. :)
[–]purplemanjoe 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
I don't understand why you're being downvoted. This can increase motivation for getting a partner and get people who use it as a happy pill out of depression.
[–]roeko 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
don't worry about it :) I'm not exactly a chase after points kind of guy. NoFap really helps. in Taoism, ejaculation is one of the best way to ruin your body. your body is designed to survive and reproduce. so when we ejaculate, the body rushes to create more of it in case you'll need it, and the priority of making it is very high - it takes a lot of energy to make this "juice", so it takes energy from your muscles, your brain, your bones, etc.
about the "you don't last long" - what you're talking about is testosterone levels. yes, when you stop fapping, your testosterone rises and peaks at the 7th (YMMV) day of nofap. after that the graph flattens. BUT, our brains are not built to handle internet porn! your brain, who is now used to huge amounts of dopamine when you fap, is losing interest in anything that's not porn, because "it's just not the same". as you progress at nofap, your brain changes itself and becoming more and more adjustable to the normal levels of dopamine, meaning you'll be more able to enjoy simple things in life.
I'd be happy to write more about it, but there are plenty of material about this subject. access Your Brain On Porn and find out more!
[–]purplemanjoe 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago*
That's great info.
[–]devoutchristian -1 points0 points1 point 2 months ago
For me too, but it wears off after about a week.
[–]arienh4 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
You don't last long, do you.
[–]Boobiefer 26 points27 points28 points 2 months ago
Don't be ridiculous, I would never be outside in the first place.
[–]EnysAtSea 8 points9 points10 points 2 months ago
All about balance. Can't go favoring one muscle now.
[–]AdVerecundium 6 points7 points8 points 2 months ago
I sure do love stereotypes.
[–]patatopatato 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago
It's called rotation!
[–]jackklompus 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
The only difference between me and him is that he got off the internet.
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[–]I_Eat_Toothpaste 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
That was the episode when he discovered internet porn.
[–]Venne1138 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
I haven't left my house in 4 days.
[–]Sibzter 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
I actually look something like that because of this
[–]G-RizAt least I have friends... sort of 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Erb's palsy?
[–]Sibzter 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Yes. It causes damage to the nerves and in my case it also causes Muscular dystrophy and stiffness in my arm. My left arm is normal and my right arm is a like a T-Rex's arm. So I look like that :P
[–]G-RizAt least I have friends... sort of 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Honestly, the human birthing process is fascinating. The fact that cases like your's don't happen more often just astounds me. No offense, I don't mean to objectify you or anything.
I know what you mean. There are only about 15 known cases where I live. That's about 0,00005% of the population.
[–]TehRootAlone, forever. 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Both of my arms look like that, because, you know, switch it up.
[–]Maeve1176 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Aren't the majority of people (including those on reddit) right handed?
[–]RegretsIndignation 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
left handed person reporting in
Majority does not mean every single person :) My mother is left handed, as is my grandfather (on the other side of the family)
[–]femmenon 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Not quite. The female equivalent: No bra, no makeup, hair is a rat's nest, reminiscent of a crazy cat lady. But close.
welp, that's....pretty much accurate. :|
[–]mateo82 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
I'm ambidextrous
[–]ilike806 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
It's more probable that "most" would be right handed and "some" would be left handed.
[–]Bukklao 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
i haven't fapped since last sunday. feeling quite proud of myself hur.
[–]schnibel 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Not at all.
[–]Javelineer 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago
TIL Quagmire is left handed.
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[–]BMXCowboy 50 points51 points52 points ago
[–]Skreech2011 14 points15 points16 points ago
[–]illiniry 8 points9 points10 points ago
[–]Stranger_In_The_Tub 33 points34 points35 points ago
[–]illiniry 9 points10 points11 points ago
[–]Epoh 0 points1 point2 points ago
[–]raver459Chicagoland 1 point2 points3 points ago
[–]archeantus1988California -1 points0 points1 point ago
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[–]taylorm6707Ohio 1 point2 points3 points ago
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[–]daypun 16 points17 points18 points ago
[–]SHFFLE 5 points6 points7 points ago
[–]PubeSmokerCowRapist 1 point2 points3 points ago
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