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[–]BMXCowboy 50 points51 points ago

Not left handed.

[–]Skreech2011 14 points15 points ago

Neither am I, but that doesn't mean I don't use my left hand for some things. Which I do. If you catch my drift

[–]illiniry 8 points9 points ago

Yeah I know what you mean, I might go lefty in the tub tonight. Mmmm, stranger in the tub.

[–]Stranger_In_The_Tub 33 points34 points ago

You called?

[–]illiniry 9 points10 points ago

First time that's ever happened to me, well done redditor for 4 months.

[–]Epoh 0 points1 point ago

Ahhh yes, the spontaneous username virgin, i lost that long ago, not among other things.

[–]raver459Chicagoland 1 point2 points ago

FA no longer :-)

[–]archeantus1988California -1 points0 points ago

rofled at your last sentance.

[–]DrDreampop 0 points1 point ago

I drain the poison with lefty too.

[–]taylorm6707Ohio 1 point2 points ago

Operating your mouse while jerking off?

[–]sumdog 1 point2 points ago

But then how do you use your mouse?

[–]SlickRoach 0 points1 point ago

Then who was mouse?

[–]2bananasforbreakfast 0 points1 point ago

Obviously, you are using your right arm for controlling the mouse.

[–]daypun 16 points17 points ago

I would be squinting a lot due to the strange bright object beaming down from the sky. What is that thing anyway?

[–]SHFFLE 5 points6 points ago

That damn bright part of the skybox that makes me sneeze.

[–]PubeSmokerCowRapist 1 point2 points ago

that's why I disable the skybox to get some extra fps but good thing this isn't BF3, I'd need some welding goggles then

[–]bacon_nuts 23 points24 points ago

I'd have shoes on, my teeth would be less clean and my beard would be more than stubble. As for the one arm that's overdeveloped, just because someone's lonely, doesn't mean all they do is masturbate. Hell, often I'm so depressed I can't even be bothered to do that. And if I weren't depressed I doubt it would be more than anyone else of my age.

[–]raver459Chicagoland 0 points1 point ago

Damn right: I spend entire hours of the day NOT masturbating :-P

[–]roeko 0 points1 point ago

try /r/nofap . I discover that when I don't fap, things seem a little better.

[–]bacon_nuts 0 points1 point ago

Thanks. I'll check it out.. :)

[–]purplemanjoe 0 points1 point ago

I don't understand why you're being downvoted. This can increase motivation for getting a partner and get people who use it as a happy pill out of depression.

[–]roeko 0 points1 point ago

don't worry about it :) I'm not exactly a chase after points kind of guy. NoFap really helps. in Taoism, ejaculation is one of the best way to ruin your body. your body is designed to survive and reproduce. so when we ejaculate, the body rushes to create more of it in case you'll need it, and the priority of making it is very high - it takes a lot of energy to make this "juice", so it takes energy from your muscles, your brain, your bones, etc.

about the "you don't last long" - what you're talking about is testosterone levels. yes, when you stop fapping, your testosterone rises and peaks at the 7th (YMMV) day of nofap. after that the graph flattens. BUT, our brains are not built to handle internet porn! your brain, who is now used to huge amounts of dopamine when you fap, is losing interest in anything that's not porn, because "it's just not the same". as you progress at nofap, your brain changes itself and becoming more and more adjustable to the normal levels of dopamine, meaning you'll be more able to enjoy simple things in life.

I'd be happy to write more about it, but there are plenty of material about this subject. access Your Brain On Porn and find out more!

[–]purplemanjoe 0 points1 point ago

That's great info.

[–]devoutchristian -1 points0 points ago

For me too, but it wears off after about a week.

[–]arienh4 0 points1 point ago

You don't last long, do you.

[–]Boobiefer 26 points27 points ago

Don't be ridiculous, I would never be outside in the first place.

[–]EnysAtSea 8 points9 points ago

All about balance. Can't go favoring one muscle now.

[–]AdVerecundium 6 points7 points ago

I sure do love stereotypes.

[–]patatopatato 2 points3 points ago

It's called rotation!

[–]jackklompus 1 point2 points ago

The only difference between me and him is that he got off the internet.

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[–]I_Eat_Toothpaste 1 point2 points ago

That was the episode when he discovered internet porn.

[–]Venne1138 1 point2 points ago

I haven't left my house in 4 days.

[–]Sibzter 0 points1 point ago

I actually look something like that because of this

[–]G-RizAt least I have friends... sort of 0 points1 point ago

Erb's palsy?

[–]Sibzter 1 point2 points ago

Yes. It causes damage to the nerves and in my case it also causes Muscular dystrophy and stiffness in my arm. My left arm is normal and my right arm is a like a T-Rex's arm. So I look like that :P

[–]G-RizAt least I have friends... sort of 0 points1 point ago

Honestly, the human birthing process is fascinating. The fact that cases like your's don't happen more often just astounds me. No offense, I don't mean to objectify you or anything.

[–]Sibzter 1 point2 points ago

I know what you mean. There are only about 15 known cases where I live. That's about 0,00005% of the population.

[–]TehRootAlone, forever. 0 points1 point ago

Both of my arms look like that, because, you know, switch it up.

[–]Maeve1176 0 points1 point ago

Aren't the majority of people (including those on reddit) right handed?

[–]RegretsIndignation 0 points1 point ago

left handed person reporting in

[–]Maeve1176 0 points1 point ago

Majority does not mean every single person :) My mother is left handed, as is my grandfather (on the other side of the family)

[–]femmenon 0 points1 point ago

Not quite. The female equivalent: No bra, no makeup, hair is a rat's nest, reminiscent of a crazy cat lady. But close.

[–]roeko 0 points1 point ago

welp, that's....pretty much accurate. :|

[–]mateo82 0 points1 point ago

I'm ambidextrous

[–]ilike806 0 points1 point ago

It's more probable that "most" would be right handed and "some" would be left handed.

[–]Bukklao 0 points1 point ago

i haven't fapped since last sunday. feeling quite proud of myself hur.

[–]schnibel 0 points1 point ago

Not at all.

[–]Javelineer 2 points3 points ago

TIL Quagmire is left handed.