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[–]Brucer91 367 points368 points ago

That's a shit load of condoms.

[–]JohnMcGurk 28 points29 points ago

Wouldn't one or two suffice? Who actually requires a tray of shit-filled condoms?

[–]attaxx 60 points61 points ago

who actually requires any amount of shit-filled condoms?

[–]Ekhart 23 points24 points ago

YOU don't know how many guests he might have at that party.

[–]U731lvr 57 points58 points ago

Pretty sure they are latex sausages

[–]ShatnerMouth 144 points145 points ago

That's the wurst.

[–]iheartinfected 19 points20 points ago

why is he not wearing pants or underwear?

[–]SilentNige 39 points40 points ago

Why are you asking this and not why he has condoms filled with shit?

[–]Cocomunky 24 points25 points ago

I think the two have a very close connection.

[–]sulta 73 points74 points ago

Shouldn't it be condom loads of shit?

[–]DutchPrisoner 13 points14 points ago

shit-loaded condoms

[–]IoftheTiger 18 points19 points ago

Doesn't anyone wonder how he filled them?

[–]AYDITH 2 points3 points ago

He pooped in them

[–]dreamerize 9 points10 points ago

It tastes just like it smells...... delicious

[–]greenymile 104 points105 points ago

yum! Haggis!

[–]DoctorKeefe 50 points51 points ago

This doesn't make Haggis more appealing.

Oh, right. It was never appealing to me at all.

[–]TempoRiver 8 points9 points ago

It's like white pudding but nicer.

[–]fuckyoubarry 6 points7 points ago

Ok, I had an Irish breakfast last night that had white pudding and black pudding. What the fuck did I eat.

[–]TempoRiver 13 points14 points ago

White and black pudding are basically bits of pig, pigs blood, herbs and general delicious shit. As an Irishman, I'm more proud of it as an export of ours than I am of stout.

[–]Aulritta 20 points21 points ago

I'm sorry, but in light of OP's contribution to this community, I don't think your statement "delicious shit" is in good taste...

[–]denedeh 2 points3 points ago

i dont know about white pudding but im pretty sure black pudding is made of blood

[–]fuckyoubarry 4 points5 points ago

Semen. White pudding is boiled semen and black pudding is boiled blood. Whatever, it was tasty.

[–]Wafflemonster2 6 points7 points ago

I just looked that up since I had never heard of it before and this was one of the first things on it's wikipedia page - "As the 2001 English edition of the Larousse Gastronomique puts it, "Although its description is not immediately appealing, haggis has an excellent nutty texture and delicious savoury flavour"."

[–]BTAA4TD 8 points9 points ago

I'd eat the shit condoms before I'd eat the haggis.

[–]UtataneK 218 points219 points ago

....Why do I always try to eat while browsing r/WTF...

[–]Cougor 106 points107 points ago

I just happen to be eating soft serve chocolate icecream. How do you think I felt when I found this...

[–]Volper 65 points66 points ago

Hungry?

[–]Yothatsbananas 30 points31 points ago

Why wait?

[–]mcon87 61 points62 points ago

Grab a Shitckers!

[–]droctopu5 52 points53 points ago

It shatisfies!

[–]jeanke81 16 points17 points ago

Why did I read this with a Sean Connery voice ?

[–]The_juan_and_only 9 points10 points ago

Shit shatisfies!

[–]davaca 2 points3 points ago

Aroused but slightly confused?

[–]sippindrank 7 points8 points ago

Italian Sausage perhaps?

[–]MonsterBerry 4 points5 points ago

It looks... It looks like... Like Boudin...D:

[–]Hovsky 3 points4 points ago

There's almost nothing I can see that'll put me off my food, unless that something is in my food.

[–]ipsumdolorsitamet 1 point2 points ago

Why do I always try to eat while browsing r/WTF

Those 2 never go well with each other.

[–]superjentendo 7 points8 points ago

like bobby and whitney

[–]bluntbangs 38 points39 points ago

I think I read about that in an SAS memoirs book. Special services shit in plastic bags or condoms to avoid the enemy tracking them. Or something.

[–]jollyxgreenexgiant 14 points15 points ago

I hope to god this explains it.

[–]leeloodallasmultipas 33 points34 points ago

It would explain it on the battlefield, not in a blue room w/ vaulted ceilings. ಠ_ಠ

[–]thedude42 3 points4 points ago

Gotta practice to make sure you do it right when it matters.

[–]hornsofdestruction 9 points10 points ago

Still doesn't explain why he's got so many of them on a tray...

[–]HentaiTentacleDemon 16 points17 points ago

It's rude to eat in front of guests without offering some.

[–]AutumnEmber 2 points3 points ago

Don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it... Damn it!

[–]RoninDeNiro 8 points9 points ago

Hard routine.

I believe there's a scene in "Bravo Two Zero" where one of the characters places his own crap in a MRE bag into his buddy's backpack as a joke.

[–]Beta254 73 points74 points ago

Don't worry guys, He's got this shit in the bag.

[–]Woundedkneecap3 5 points6 points ago

Good, but his place looks like a dump!

[–]walkinthecow 57 points58 points ago

How do you get it in the condom??? Do you grab the log out of the toilet and put it in the condom? Or do you stretch the condom open and shit into it??? The second option sounds like a big mess..

[–]sjs 105 points106 points ago

The first one is no picnic either.

[–]IchabodNyx 53 points54 points ago

I remember a Loveline episode where a guy would crap on saran wrap, put it in the freezer, then stick them back up his ass as shitdildos. I'm assuming these are frozen, then a condom is applied. Loveline or Bill Nye episode.... definitely one of those.

[–]UglyStupidLumberjack 31 points32 points ago

Loveline or Bill Nye episode....

You should have asked him when he did the AMA. "So was it you who taught me how to freeze shit to stick back up my ass? I learned a lot from you as a child, so I just figured..."

[–]MistyKnits 17 points18 points ago

What. The. What?

[–]DPR09 12 points13 points ago

that's called an Alaskan Pipeline IIRC.

[–]benne259 1 point2 points ago

It's also called an Icy Mike.

[–]Net_Bastard 11 points12 points ago

Why the fuck would that be a Bill Nye episode?

[–]Bandit1379 2 points3 points ago

Oh god, Loveline. I used to turn the radio on before I went to be when I was younger. If I woke up late at night, Loveline would be one. It was always really surreal trying to figure out wtf was going on the moments after I woke up.

[–]torgreed 12 points13 points ago

They make funnels for filling mason jars; they have a large opening to match the top of the jar, so you can "pour" peach halves or whatever you're preserving into the jar.

(I know way too much about what you can get in hardware stores. And that guy isn't allowed anywhere near my kitchen.)

[–]merglegurgle 7 points8 points ago

I just ran from the room sobbing. In my head.

[–]farsightxr20 6 points7 points ago

My guess would be...

  1. Grease inside of plastic tube
  2. Shove tube in condom
  3. Shit into tube
  4. Pull tube out

[–]Inconspicuously_here 7 points8 points ago

  1. PROFIT!

[–]byproxxy 2 points3 points ago

With a spoon.

[–]trust_the_corps 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty sure he starts by turning the condom inside out. I've figured out the first step. Too lazy to go on. Someone else can figure out the rest.

[–]Nickyjtjr 15 points16 points ago

Oh my GOD!!! Is that a barbed wire tattoo?!?

[–]Fanntastic 12 points13 points ago

Ahh it's not /r/WTF until you regret clicking the link.

[–]shinyRedButton[S] 1 point2 points ago

It's comments like this that make it worth while to search the internet for awful human behavior.

[–]Scout776 11 points12 points ago

"start a hobby huh? I know! I'll stuff my shit into condoms!! God i'm creative."

[–]stayinbed 40 points41 points ago

Jesus god damn fuck. Fucking turgid dooky sausages.

[–]RumRunner90 22 points23 points ago

I read that in Duke Nukem's voice.

[–]urabunch0fassholes 17 points18 points ago

It sounds better if you read it in Bubbles voice.

[–]RumRunner90 3 points4 points ago

Goddamn Samsquatches.

[–]RumRunner90 7 points8 points ago

Sorry, Samsquanches*

[–]heebsmagee 5 points6 points ago

[–]Kyle1594 12 points13 points ago

Actually they are called Alaskan pipelines. Its when someone shits in a condom and then freezes them, then they use them and as the shit heats up it seeps out of the condom.

[–]fungah 8 points9 points ago

If they have a hole in them they are called Exxon Valdez

[–]Cocomunky 8 points9 points ago

Oh god! Why do you know this!?

[–]DPR09 3 points4 points ago

one too many games of "never have I ever".

[–]DPR09 3 points4 points ago

no no, Alaskan Pipeline is where you keep it frozen, when they melt like that they're Alabama Hotpockets.

[–]MiloVernon 1 point2 points ago

No man, an Alabama Hot Pocket is way different. More emphasis on the "pocket."

[–]aequitas3 2 points3 points ago

He is having an Alaskan Pipeline party.

[–]Nackles 5 points6 points ago

muthafuckin' bootleg fireworks

[–]nabnob 0 points1 point ago

You have a way with words.

[–]Baconadors 41 points42 points ago

[–]Zumbach 1 point2 points ago

where's that from?

Edit: OK OK I get it it's from modern family

[–]wingbatwu 8 points9 points ago

There must be at least 7 courics of crap in there

[–]hokieod 28 points29 points ago

This. This is wtf.

[–]EpicMeatSpin 13 points14 points ago

So much spacedocking.

[–]P3ngu1n48 7 points8 points ago

[–]turnleftdale 5 points6 points ago

The first real WTF I have seen here in a while.

[–]SugarTitsPA 6 points7 points ago

Doesn't seem necessary to stockpile it like that.

[–]Scout776 9 points10 points ago

Those are big shits

[–]Pandyrew 4 points5 points ago

He stretched the shit out of those condoms

[–]Sopranino 11 points12 points ago

This is called an alsakan pipeline Http://www.urbandictionary.com/alaskanpipeline

[–]General-ColinBile 8 points9 points ago

[–]SirPlus 5 points6 points ago

I find its best to eat the condoms first.

[–]mopar-x 3 points4 points ago

Yep that is enough Internet today .

[–]sopernova23 2 points3 points ago

When i clicked the link, I thought I was in spacedicks.

[–]APandasRequiem 2 points3 points ago

I don't know what I expected when I clicked that

[–]thegoodendedhappily 2 points3 points ago

I'm really bothered by his shitty late nineties barbed-wire tattoo

[–]travisgigantor 4 points5 points ago

Well I do give the guy credit on his Keith haring picture. I have a soft spot for Keith haring.

[–]Phoboshobo 4 points5 points ago

Please be potatoes. please be potatoes.

[–]AllisZero 2 points3 points ago

FUCK, CAUGHT ME BY SURPRISE WHILE MINDLESS CLICKING FRONT PAGE LINKS.

[–]vagubah 3 points4 points ago

Alaskan pipeline. Nough said.

[–]UraharaZR 1 point2 points ago

Preservation is the key to survival.

[–]Lucktar 1 point2 points ago

I don't know what I expected...

[–]DrBibby 1 point2 points ago

Oh god why

[–]TurtleCave 1 point2 points ago

HOLYWHATTHEFUCK

[–]Sparkvoltage 2 points3 points ago

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS RIGHT HERE IS R/WTF!

[–]porkboi 1 point2 points ago

... i can smell it.

[–]Spare3Parts 1 point2 points ago

I need to read the actual title before clicking links...

[–]haydee1337 1 point2 points ago

Alaskan Pipeline - If I remember correctly, you poop into a condom, freeze it, and use it as a dildo later. Thank you 'Random Word of the Day' from Urban Dictionary.

[–]gfgmalty 1 point2 points ago

I remember when this was dumped on /b/ one night! Do you have the rest of the set? They were all pretty hilarious, a couple dudes on meth playing with poop condoms

[–]mrpunchy 0 points1 point ago

Nothing WTF about large quantities of hash / hashish in a condom... It's obviously drugs. Why you guys fixate on poop?

[–]dacostack 1 point2 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/S9FRN.gif

enough internet for today

[–]1plus1 1 point2 points ago

Where again is that life-rewinding remote? Oh there it is. (pressing) (pressing)

[–]trust_the_corps 1 point2 points ago

As soon as I saw that I thought shit, this guy is going to war. Because that's the only reasonable explanation, that is, he's amassing it as some kind of weapon. The only other alternative is that he is insane.

[–]ohyeahthatguy 1 point2 points ago

cool keith haring poster in the back

[–]karaismysister 2 points3 points ago

I...I just...I....uh...huh? And if this Alaskan pipeline thing is the explanation, then explain why that's a thing! Why is that a thing?!

[–]Discipline8193 1 point2 points ago

How is this worthy of wtf? Its just a dude protecting his shit.

[–]crackheadkid 1 point2 points ago

I cant believe I clicked this shit...

[–]Canadian_donut_giver 1 point2 points ago

its called the alaskan pipeline

[–]9ninjas 2 points3 points ago

[–]jhb2wr 2 points3 points ago

[–]kellenmo 3 points4 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]hkckoo 45 points46 points ago

[–]kellenmo 1 point2 points ago

You're one weird dude

[–]catsrus12 1 point2 points ago

Man, get your shit together!

[–]coverlie 4 points5 points ago

ಠ_ಠ ---> ಠ͜ ಠ

[–]foolsmagools 1 point2 points ago

I love Keith Haring!

[–]HaloWarLord711 0 points1 point ago

what the fuck

[–]lesmax 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck.

[–]rickaccused 0 points1 point ago

deaddove.jpg

[–]4nimal 0 points1 point ago

I don't know what I was expecting.

[–]piedmontwachau 0 points1 point ago

I hate you.

[–]Wayfarer21 0 points1 point ago

Wow, WTF has really stepped up it's game lately. Touche!

[–]8zero8 0 points1 point ago

I can smell it. The smell of latex and shit. :(

[–]tomcat1992 0 points1 point ago

Why? Why would you do this to me?

[–]Hydrolicious 0 points1 point ago

Homemade sausage!

[–]Raven-Mapleson 0 points1 point ago

What? But...why?...

[–]Ghooble 0 points1 point ago

I don't know what I was expecting...

[–]smartalec98 0 points1 point ago

That was on spacedicks, now its on WTF. So yeah, WTF

[–]aquirealltreeko 0 points1 point ago

DAMN YOU HOVER ZOOM!

[–]Yromemtnatsisrep 0 points1 point ago

am i the only one who thought this was a new way of cooking brownies?

[–]Bim_Jeam666 0 points1 point ago

It just perplexes me as to how people like this exist. What is this guy like outside of his fetish dungeon of a bedroom? Is it ignorant to assume that he is probably German?

[–]Net_Bastard 0 points1 point ago

Why do people do this!? This has to be the third picture I've seen of a person doing this...

[–]HmmmmSoThatHappened 0 points1 point ago

Not sure why I expected that to be anything other than shit in condoms.

[–]FatefulThoughts 0 points1 point ago

Why the fuck did I click that...

[–]tuckmyjunksofast 0 points1 point ago

OK, time to turn off the computer and go to bed.

[–]12345dhooves 0 points1 point ago

Bratwurst. Yum.

[–]YourFaceIsTasty 0 points1 point ago

Expensive and troublesome way to keep your shit... Op please explain this to us

[–]Umpalumpa47 0 points1 point ago

wut

[–]iweararubber 0 points1 point ago

He collects black dicks?

[–]evange 0 points1 point ago

Looks kind of like haggis.

[–]ddude7 0 points1 point ago

b-but what if the condom breaks open? D:

[–]Minimum_T-Giraff 0 points1 point ago

Let's hope he don't give a shit.

[–]Last_Gigolo 0 points1 point ago

A few things i have to say.

Nice aim.

Somewhere there is a kid asking an owl "How many Shits does it take to ........"

I really hope that this is some dude about to commit the highest level of revenge on someone who is well deserving.

[–]BlazedDovahkiin 0 points1 point ago

Put them in the freezer and make Icelandic Snowcones!

[–]Kasorae 0 points1 point ago

What. The. Fuck.

[–]arikata 0 points1 point ago

Ok between this and the dolphin/human sex I think it's time for me get off the internet.

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

does it smell worse than cumbox?

[–]standardman 1 point2 points ago

re: who's bringing what to the bbq?

[–]solo_soleil 0 points1 point ago

As well as a little extra, ill just pile it on top..

[–]rex-manning-day 0 points1 point ago

I didn't really read the title, and I kept trying to figure out why those potatoes looked so weird. Then I realized I was staring at someone's shit filled condoms for over a minute.

[–]JoshVester 0 points1 point ago

arresteddevelopmentdovebag.jpg

[–]narutonamikaze28 0 points1 point ago

First cumbox then shit condoms? Whats next

[–]Shecallsmeceezy 0 points1 point ago

Wat.

[–]woe2thepubliceye 0 points1 point ago

I first thought 'Heyyyyyyyyy, 'taterrrszz'. Then my mind went full shitstains.

[–]Ryguylv 0 points1 point ago

H-how did the OP even find this...??

[–]pablothe 0 points1 point ago

Where did this come from? What is this?

[–]Mr_Mimiseku 0 points1 point ago

Hmmm. Intriguing...but highly disturbing...

[–]skyclown 0 points1 point ago

This made me laugh rather a lot, what's wrong with me?

[–]pulsefield 0 points1 point ago

Hmm, looks like another way to make italian sausage.

[–]Predator_ 1 point2 points ago

Anyone else craving chocolate pudding?

[–]nagasadow91 0 points1 point ago

so thats where the olympic condoms went makes sense.... :p

[–]Cublol 0 points1 point ago

Hey guys, just came to say "alaskan pipeline" I believe nobody said it before me! Hey guys look at me!

[–]innersarcasm 0 points1 point ago

I've never said that's enough internet for today...until today.

[–]Preussen 0 points1 point ago

I don't... understand... ಠ_ಠ

[–]merhardj 0 points1 point ago

[–]Squirrito 1 point2 points ago

Alaskan pipeline: this is why I'll never fucking buy a used freezer.

[–]My_Dog_Eats_Trees 0 points1 point ago

I clicked that because I thought "No way is that a pun..." fml.

[–]usernamenottakenwooh 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes something is too fucked up for r/WTF but too mild for r/spacedicks

[–]gorwell 0 points1 point ago

They're called space rockets. It's in the Profanisaurus.

[–]hipppo 0 points1 point ago

this reminds of that story somewhere around here where this girl liked getting fucked by her shit in a condom and the poor guy telling the story had to do it to her

[–]bedpan3 0 points1 point ago

Just when I think I've seen every bizarre thing ever. And it wasn't even on r/spacedicks.

[–]baskety 0 points1 point ago

dude, why did you do this to us :(

[–]Turin23 0 points1 point ago

That looks to be abut 100-110 Courics.

[–]brettyrocks 0 points1 point ago

please tell me this is hash.

[–]kymmberliegh 0 points1 point ago

Alaskan Pipeline That random night of looking through urban dictionary will now brand me as some sort of sicko on reddit, but...whatever, totally worth it. :)

[–]adhvyth 0 points1 point ago

Alaskan pipeline

[–]Halfhoff 0 points1 point ago

It called the Minnesota handshake. Fill a condom with shit. Freeze it. Start having sex. Replace dick with frozen shit filled condom. Continue having sex. The Minnesota Handshake

[–]chodechugging 0 points1 point ago

Man the one on the far left is FUCKING HUGE. What the hell happened there?

[–]cloud4197 0 points1 point ago

I need to know, but really don't want to know the context to this.

[–]stabb 0 points1 point ago

ALASKAN PIPELINE>>?

[–]billiarddaddy 0 points1 point ago

Done. Finished the internet. gouges eyes

[–]iTzJSwag 0 points1 point ago

Just when you think you've seen it all...

[–]frownykid 0 points1 point ago

That's fucking weird... At first I thought it might have been someone trying to smuggle hash or something, but no just shit in condoms.