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[–]revile221 227 points228 points ago

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[–]OurNameIsLegion 15 points16 points ago

CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS!

EDIT: DOWNVOTES, REALLY?

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 66 points67 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/cfNr4.jpg

[–]Drunken_Economist 37 points38 points ago

I auto-expanded this image using Reddit Enhancement Suite!

[–]ThatAssholes 23 points24 points ago

Did someone just say...

[–]Gemini_19 27 points28 points ago

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[–]jcmc2112 28 points29 points ago

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[–]AnthonyMichelReid781 0 points1 point ago

The only cliche more annoying than "gem"...

[–]j-ned23 -3 points-2 points ago

GEM GEM GEM... I WANT UPVOTES TOO!... GEM GEM GEM

[–]elcheeserpuff 0 points1 point ago

"So Brave" Annoys me ten times as much as 'gem' ever could.

[–]bitcheslovedroids 5 points6 points ago

DAE LE GEM?

[–]yasisterstwat 14 points15 points ago

GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEMMY GEM GEM GEM I FUCKING LOVE GEMS

[–]Old-Hickory 5 points6 points ago

GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]_it_was_me 11 points12 points ago

and apparently your grammar skills.

[–]Yoyo8 3 points4 points ago

And my axe!!

[–]DoogieBrowser 1 point2 points ago

And my ass.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]utopianfiat -3 points-2 points ago

It almost makes me want to post some shitty macro and call it a "gem", just so I can hit the front page and get 4k comments, all hate mail.

[–]Indoorsman -3 points-2 points ago

At the rate people are finding gems, engagement rings will be dirt cheap when the time comes for me to buy one!

[–]blunt_person 127 points128 points ago

SHOVE THAT GEM UP YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE

[–]barium111 102 points103 points ago

HEY REDDIT. THIS GUY FOUND A GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM

[–]Jesus_luvs_Jenkem 12 points13 points ago

This is so fucking retarded.

[–]iGodzilla_x 83 points84 points ago

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[–]Joker1000 81 points82 points ago

Gem? Shut the fuck up.

[–]joeybean 63 points64 points ago

What a gem

[–]RzK 69 points70 points ago

Seriously? We still say gem?

[–]PointlessPersonalFac 28 points29 points ago

Only fuck heads

[–]rgundran87 57 points58 points ago

GEMGEMGEMGEMGEMGEMGEMGEMGEMGEMGEMGEMGEMGEMGEMGEM

[–]Rawrjumping 60 points61 points ago

LE_GEMLE_GEMLE_GEMLE_GEMLE_GEMLE_GEMLE_GEM^

[–]MasterMasturBater 9 points10 points ago

That's one of the worst things I've seen all day.

[–]schlonger_donger 45 points46 points ago

Hey Gem,

Fuck You

P.S. Fuck You

[–]beefwich 4 points5 points ago

Your Friend,

Phuk Yu

[–]OneoftheChosen 43 points44 points ago

this isn't even funny...

[–]Brokim 22 points23 points ago

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[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

I hope that you have learned your lesson!

[–]Keiokochan -1 points0 points ago

Now go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

[–]ConvictedCow 29 points30 points ago

GEM GEM GEM

Can I have karma now?

[–]everyonepoopsnow 29 points30 points ago

Le me found this le gem so i totally had to show le reddit. GEM!

[–]Hubbsy 31 points32 points ago

And I found this one

[–]xenthum 7 points8 points ago

truly, truly outrageous

[–]bigmeech 1 point2 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAK108u2xAs

[–]REEDnSTUFF 3 points4 points ago

STFU WITH THIS GEM SHIT...

[–]NoSeedsNoSeeds 11 points12 points ago

Nobody has pointed out that there is no storm on the forcast yet! Hope im not too late

[–]Turrent 7 points8 points ago

You forgot to say gem

[–]NoSeedsNoSeeds 0 points1 point ago

Im new here

[–]Thor_Odin_Son 0 points1 point ago

...wednesday, and sunday....

[–]Colbaire 14 points15 points ago

G-G-G-G-G-GEEEEEEEEEEEMM

[–]Asdfie_throwaway 11 points12 points ago

All of Reddit is now /r/circlejerk

[–]Armpit-Vagina 1 point2 points ago

GEM gem GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM gem GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM

[–]Vakoner 0 points1 point ago

shrim?

[–]Zondraxor 0 points1 point ago

Was it ever different?

[–]Pigs_On_The_Wing 12 points13 points ago

Looks like a rock to me.

[–]Captain_Fapkin 8 points9 points ago

Jesus christ Marie.

[–]IAmNoneYa 3 points4 points ago

It's a mineral!

[–]samw3d 10 points11 points ago

ggggggggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[–]Gem_Bot 12 points13 points ago

Gem detected, upvote engaged

[–]lostinsurburbia 11 points12 points ago

I found actual gems you fuck. http://www.azgem.com/images/earrings_03.jpg

[–]Nightwing11 5 points6 points ago

ERMEHGERD GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS GERMS

[–]Kelsig 3 points4 points ago

gem

[–]Phylumook 2 points3 points ago

not a gem, not funny.

[–]imakefilms 4 points5 points ago

'Gem' There's that word again.

[–]sniping_dreamer 0 points1 point ago

I read this in Batman:TAS voice-over.

[–]BigMacCombo 0 points1 point ago

http://www.rvgoddess.com/postcards/2011/floss/february/Photos/020111-gems.jpg

[–]SirRosie 0 points1 point ago

GEMTLEMEN

[–]samw3d 0 points1 point ago

start your gemgines

[–]becckaw -3 points-2 points ago

I'd like to apologize on behalf of the gem-hating group. This is just kind of embarrassing.

[–]barakasauras -1 points0 points ago

Crystal?

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Tennysonn 6 points7 points ago

it isn't exclusive to reddit, but redditors ruined it mercilessly by overusing it.

[–]GMFreaq -2 points-1 points ago

Well yeah, but my point was I thought it was just a commonly used word. There are common words in every title. I guess what I failed to realize is that not every funny image on the internet is a 'gem'. :p

[–]drumline17 19 points20 points ago

Oh my god this comment is a GEM

BEST OF'D, GOOD SIR. UPBOATS ALL AROUND

[–]Rawrjumping 8 points9 points ago

DID SOMEONE SAY LE GEM? LE UPGOATS TO YOU SIR!

[–]drumline17 9 points10 points ago

DAE Reddit?

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]skoberlink 7 points8 points ago

It's become really over-used on Reddit so people are getting tired of it. There's usually just one or two comments about it but this one is such poor usage it seems to have garnered unusual retaliation. I mean "gem" would usually describe finding something unexpected and cool in a pile of crap (like cleaning out your attic and finding an old, nostalgic toy) not a random image on the internet. I suppose one could argue that is finding something cool in a big pile of crap...

EDIT: Grammar

[–]GMFreaq 1 point2 points ago

Ah, that makes sense.

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[–]GMFreaq 0 points1 point ago

k

[–]Armpit-Vagina 1 point2 points ago

GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM

[–]st_basterd -3 points-2 points ago

meg

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[–]killdie -2 points-1 points ago

so pleb

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Seflore 5 points6 points ago

YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

[–]teknoire7 5 points6 points ago

I watched that for at least two minutes waiting for a huge penis to knock him out.

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