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[–]Genetic1469 414 points415 points ago

Fast and Furious - Polio Drift

[–]Yoyo8 43 points44 points ago

Stephen hawking second dream.

[–]suicidemachine 29 points30 points ago

Now I'm hearing Microsoft Sam singing "They see me rollin..."

[–]brominium 5 points6 points ago

Swerve.

[–]dysenterygary69 5 points6 points ago

[–]Alxariam 86 points87 points ago

More like cerebral BALLSY, amirite?

[–]n8wolf 16 points17 points ago

Literally this morning, my friend comes to me and says "Dude, I heard the funniest band name today: Cerebral BallZy."

Edit: Link for the lazy

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Dragon Palzy

[–]TheOnlyNeb 5 points6 points ago

/r/mildlyinteresting would like you a reasonable amount.

[–]n8wolf 2 points3 points ago

I just saw /r/mildlyinteresting come up in a different /r/funny thread.

How am I doing so far?

[–]TheOnlyNeb 8 points9 points ago

You're doing okay.

[–]jcmc2112 1 point2 points ago

That's quite insightful.

[–]n8wolf 8 points9 points ago

Sorry my amusing random happenstance didn't add to the conversation for you. I have accepted your downvote. Carry on.

[–]BungaSlaney 0 points1 point ago

How did you even come to the conclusion that jcmc2112 was the one who downvoted you? Pretty confident about it too.

[–]n8wolf 0 points1 point ago

Knee jerk. Had a defensive reaction to his comment. Incorrectly accused him of stealin' my Internet points.

[–]jcmc2112 2 points3 points ago

Sir, it was not me whom downvoted you. In fact, I'll upvote both comments right now. Enjoy your day :)

[–]n8wolf 1 point2 points ago

Now I'm a jerk :( sorry, bro.

[–]Ericb25 0 points1 point ago

Shut the fuck for a second. Realize how douche you sound. Stop talking that way forever.

[–]kantorekB14 0 points1 point ago

Quite a nifty little band they are as well.

[–]Punkwolf 0 points1 point ago

As a punk I'm not a fan of them. Their music doesn't feel genuine, it seems like an act.

[–]teknoire7 1 point2 points ago

MULTIPLE SKIDOSIS

[–]StraY_WolF 44 points45 points ago

I felt bad for laughing so hard.

[–]Lavandergooms 2 points3 points ago

r/imgoingtohellforthis

[–]Perfectengrish 5 points6 points ago

I wonder if you know

how they live with polio

[–]twenty-four 1 point2 points ago

Was just listening to teriyaki boys, that got me good.

[–]Drunkenmeister 0 points1 point ago

I laughed at this for 15 minutes. THANK YOU.

[–]osodaktronics 4 points5 points ago

so just use the headline of reposted image as comment, get all karma?

[–]d3310n 0 points1 point ago

Errday

[–]hakushonan 2 points3 points ago

Lerk er bers

[–]Kablooey88 0 points1 point ago

[–]biggmclargehuge 0 points1 point ago

HALF FAST - ALL FURIOUS

[–][deleted] 164 points165 points ago

9.7/10

He nicked the sign as he turned the corner.

[–]daeger 119 points120 points ago

Everyone becomes a stickler for details when the Olympics are on :P

[–]gabetron0 58 points59 points ago

If speedwalking is an Olympic sport, polio drift should at least be in the Paralympics, if not the actual olympics.

[–]daeger 17 points18 points ago

Someone give me a phone, I need to pitch The Fast and the Furious 6.

[–]mrcheyl 20 points21 points ago

[–]boosterjoose 6 points7 points ago

I want to downvote you because that franchise should have ended a long time ago.

But it's not your fault and karmas a bitch, so fuckit, upvote

[–]jstarlee 3 points4 points ago

last one actually had a nice box office.

[–]boosterjoose 5 points6 points ago

And Justin Bieber's Never say never made quite a good box office as well.

Doesn't mean it was any good.

[–]jewson 3 points4 points ago

But Fast Five was actually good.

[–]RudyBagels 0 points1 point ago

I actually think they have been trending up in quality. The series has progressed to the point of these fun heist flicks. Ocean's 11 in exotic cars if you will. Justin Lin knows how to compose and shoot great action and the cast has grown on me. Im actually looking forward to F&F 6.

[–]jstarlee 0 points1 point ago

I meant it shouldn't have ended just due to the financial success alone. (from the investors' point of view)

[–]Skegg 8 points9 points ago

"polio drift" Oh god my sides

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Is speedwalking really an olympic sport?

[–]gabetron0 2 points3 points ago

[–]snizlefoot 2 points3 points ago

I just noticed the last person in the pic has both feet off the ground. (against the rules in race-walking)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Seems like one of them is a dude also.

[–]gabetron0 1 point2 points ago

I guess, I mean I've seen many people talking about it on Reddit... I'm just too lazy to look it up for myself.

[–]adamthebeast 0 points1 point ago

dear god i just dont have enought upvotes to give you!

[–]skatedaddy 0 points1 point ago

Polio drift! Yes.

[–]vrrule 6 points7 points ago

10/10 In drifting that's known as a clipping point! Hit it slightly and you gain bonus points.

[–]tripleblack 2 points3 points ago

Official amateur drifting judge here, I can confirm that in the 2012 edition of the Wheelchair Drifting rule book states in Section II - scoring, paragraph 6, item G that it's minus a point for knocking the sign over, plus a point for tap it.

[–]vrrule 0 points1 point ago

Love tap <3

[–]BlarphengarB 5 points6 points ago

Obviously don't know about real drifting. Extra drift karma for wall taps.

edit: 11/10

[–]Araneidae 3 points4 points ago

So he did. Had to look several times, but you see it bump just a trifle as he arrives. Otherwise, perfect score.

I like the way he steers, he's clearly fully in control.

[–]Cory1750 1 point2 points ago

That's just the clipping point. By formula drift rules this was actually very impressive and he probably would have won if there was close proximity.

[–]classy-as-fuck 1 point2 points ago

I'll be more careful next time.

[–]Caledonius 1 point2 points ago

Did anyone else, if even for a moment, hope that he would tip?

[–]CuntyMcshitballs 15 points16 points ago

Muscle car drift trophy

[–]Sixxtwo 42 points43 points ago

[–]kingdavecako 2 points3 points ago

The lyrics of the song just ice the badassery cake of this video.

[–]turnski 6 points7 points ago

Subtle. I like you.

[–]gabetron0 0 points1 point ago

This confused the fuck out of me as I was listening to music on shuffle and Metric comes on the same time as the song I was listening to ended, so when the vid ended I was like lolwut?

[–]Yup_repost 14 points15 points ago

Man... The Fast and the Furious franchise is getting desperate for story lines...

[–]Bean888 2 points3 points ago

For those 10 seconds or less....he's free

[–]bgbritt1015 13 points14 points ago

How was that classy? Things have changed...

[–]tinlo 7 points8 points ago

What a classy gem of an observation.

[–]Amdinga 3 points4 points ago

He got classy, you got gem... hm. Hipster! I got hipster. You're a hipster. He's a hipster. Also no fucks given.

[–]bgbritt1015 0 points1 point ago

I'm a hipster because I said it wasnt classy?

[–]Dr_Tecknologic 29 points30 points ago

That drift was worth 320 kudos.

[–]Five_deadly_venoms 10 points11 points ago

Damn, I miss that game.

[–]kyoutenshi 2 points3 points ago

Something to bring you back.

[–]K0rilla 6 points7 points ago

how the fuck is this drift 'classy'? There are many terms one could use to describe this, but 'classy' is not one of them. Thats like saying this drift is Blue, or Green. wtf

[–]Sixxtwo 2 points3 points ago

[–]Psirocking 4 points5 points ago

[–]phrankygee 1 point2 points ago

Nice!

[–]SoulCartel 0 points1 point ago

I tried to do that once, but it didn't end well. I still remember the feeling of my left leg being scrape loool

[–]Fellow51 44 points45 points ago

Timmay!!!!

[–]SimonHova 7 points8 points ago

Came for the Timmay! Left satisfied.

[–]Attempt12 4 points5 points ago

Well played timmy! Risky move.

[–]IAmTheGingaNinja 8 points9 points ago

I just think its funny this managed to slip out of r/imgoingtohellforthis and is actually doing good

[–]Chainmail_Danno 6 points7 points ago

I don't even want to think about what would happen if he flipped...

[–]StickyBunz1 7 points8 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
FAST AND FURIOUS (I'm going to hell for this probably repost) 0coms 0pts 1mo GifSound
This guy stops at nothing 2coms 29pts 2mos WTF
TIMMY SLIDE!!! 7coms 13pts 3mos funny
Hugging the Turns 1com 13pts 4mos GifSound
Driftin' 5coms 46pts 4mos gifs
Skills 345coms 905pts 4mos WTF
They see me rollin 0coms 15pts 4mos GifSound
The Fast and the Furious: Polio Drift 71coms 665pts 4mos funny
The Fast and The Furious: Polio Drift 5coms 11pts 5mos funny
Coolest kid ever. 21coms 97pts 5mos gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]plzdonthurtme 1 point2 points ago

I feel like I have seen this gif more than that...

[–]scottkelly 2 points3 points ago

TIMMYYYYY!!!!

[–]Daniel_Laixer 0 points1 point ago

[–]fairwayks 2 points3 points ago

This is why I hate gifs....not long enough.

[–]Jawewe 3 points4 points ago

[–]FREESTYLEkill3r 1 point2 points ago

Someone add some flames and explosions to this .gif and I'll be amazed.

[–]JLRD4L 1 point2 points ago

Someone needs to edit in some music from Initial D.

[–]Sixxtwo 0 points1 point ago

Thanks... 'Running in the 90's' now stuck in my head... AND YOURS TOO! MUAHAHA!!

[–]-TinMan- 1 point2 points ago

Somebody needs to rice that chair out.

[–]dogz_n_catz 1 point2 points ago

Timmeh....

[–]achmed6704 1 point2 points ago

TIMMAY

[–]FrankZappasNose 1 point2 points ago

Classy-As-Fuck? or Unable-To-Move?

[–]Serge3444 1 point2 points ago

HABLA LABLAHBLAH! TIMMMAAHHHH!!!!

[–]NourishedPillow 1 point2 points ago

Guys, play this while watching the gif. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m40ZAfJb4f8&t=5m26s

[–]jimboslice52 1 point2 points ago

It'sa me Polo

[–]27mcmurdo 1 point2 points ago

They see me rollin, they hatin

[–]ChunkArcade 0 points1 point ago

Having such a tough condition to deal with, and finding a way to make light of it and do something this BADASS deserves my upvote.

If I upvoted some cat hiding in a box 5 mins ago, this certainly gets one as well.

[–]CtrlC_plus_CtrlV 19 points20 points ago

You could tell he's done that a thousand times. Absolutely no expression on his face. What a pro!

[–]lukeisopinionated 61 points62 points ago

You took the top comment of a repost and put it on this repost.

Seriously?

[–]claudius753 71 points72 points ago

His username may be relevant...

[–]lukeisopinionated 25 points26 points ago

Oh...

Haha.

[–]SMGstring 9 points10 points ago

That doesn't make him not a fuckwad.

[–]Th3pinkrabbit -4 points-3 points ago

I am going to say very relevant!

[–]Fredster1R 13 points14 points ago

This is trapped_in_reddit's new account.

[–]lukeisopinionated 1 point2 points ago

What?

[–]Fredster1R 2 points3 points ago

It's someone's account name, that person would repost the top comment on a repost to gain karma.

[–]lukeisopinionated 2 points3 points ago

Oh I thought you meant mine. Haha sorry

[–]Fredster1R 1 point2 points ago

Nope man you're good.

[–]Kelsig 1 point2 points ago

Trapped in Reddit did it 6 times. SIX TIMES.

[–]Fredster1R 0 points1 point ago

That's why he's in hell.

[–]SpudgeBoy 2 points3 points ago

Checks username. Yep, they sure did.

[–]alahos 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to hell for laughing at that.

[–]Rtyugvc 0 points1 point ago

I call this the "Trapped_in_Reddit"

[–]psychroclasm -1 points0 points ago

Why not? If OP's reaping karma on it, why not us?

[–]nigrochinkspic 2 points3 points ago

Reposted for the umpteenth time.

[–]Hooperr 2 points3 points ago

Ugh, it smells of repost in here.

[–]yemd 1 point2 points ago

Old and repost.

[–]axelei 2 points3 points ago

Now being physically challenged is classy?

Gross.

[–]DarkSider25 1 point2 points ago

I think it's awesome this kid has a positive outlook on his disability and makes the best of it..... Like a boss

[–]fuzzyshorts 1 point2 points ago

TIMMMAY!

[–]Dakotaleek 1 point2 points ago

T-T-Timmah

[–]marishtar 1 point2 points ago

I watched this when I had the "indie car noises with beer can" post open in another tab. It made for the best unintentional combination.

[–]SpudgeBoy 0 points1 point ago

This kid ain't making lemonade with his lemons, he is making frozen margaritas. Love it.

[–]slavethewhales 0 points1 point ago

Tiimm-aehh!!

[–]shoez12 0 points1 point ago

Gold metal?

[–]johnreese2500 0 points1 point ago

Jake just graduated from my school... He's an absolutely fantastic person to talk to. Glad to see he made it to the Front Page :D

[–]singletWarrior 1 point2 points ago

That's awesome to hear!

[–]BigBossManIRL 0 points1 point ago

This kid would win more races than Danica Patrick.

[–]capncanuck 0 points1 point ago

I'm glad he will never be able to drive.

[–]DizzyMau5 0 points1 point ago

Huh...I thought that was 10 Guy for a second there.

[–]Berwickmex 0 points1 point ago

"Deal with it" shades would've been appropriate.

[–]celticd208 0 points1 point ago

Try doin' that with your high-falutin' legs!

[–]TASedOut4Ever 0 points1 point ago

Best title was FAST and the FURIOUS: Polio drift

[–]KENDARRR 0 points1 point ago

Having polio has never been so cool!

[–]safariplanet 0 points1 point ago

I used to do this when I worked at a golf course. We would spray the cart-garage down with water and do powerslides and 360's.

[–]Socks1400 0 points1 point ago

Take it off any sick jumps?

[–]astroblack 0 points1 point ago

nah that's retarded

[–]geexxz 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzlXqUoRvyI

For added effect, play this song in the background.

[–]Sleep45 0 points1 point ago

Funny video but I don't see how its classy.

[–]tjbdef 0 points1 point ago

stephen hawking meets need for speed.

[–]Early93rd 0 points1 point ago

What if he wasn't really driving and some guy is off to the side with a controller, like he's an RC car?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Maybe I'm getting too old but what exactly is the new definition of "classy"?

[–]maru455 0 points1 point ago

Lives his life a quarter mile at a time........

[–]HeiBlackReaper 0 points1 point ago

need for speed polio drift

[–]SomebodyOnAPc 0 points1 point ago

TIMMY! I know I'm horrible

[–]bohemianmichfestie 0 points1 point ago

That's awesome, I hope he has a lot of fun doing this and it makes his live a little more livable.

[–]PenguinsMelba 0 points1 point ago

Needs more blue sparks.

[–]Mishka987 0 points1 point ago

Hey look at at that! He drifted with out excessive JDM as fuck camber.

[–]NYMoneyz 0 points1 point ago

WHAT A BAWS!

[–]logicbloke_ 0 points1 point ago

Sick move.

[–]Smackithdown 0 points1 point ago

Like a boss

[–]onesillygooses 0 points1 point ago

Do you really think this is real?

[–]nobammer420 0 points1 point ago

Going hard in the paint

[–]NeonIsPyro 0 points1 point ago

[–]nookularboy 0 points1 point ago

Ok, so in high school we did this with the wheelchair kid (it was his idea, so it was cool). I mopped up a corner real good, he got up to speed, and took it like a champ.

That's how it was supposed to go. Instead I half-assed the mopping (not purposely), he stuck the corner and went flying out of his wheelchair and straight into the wall. After a brief moment of being mildly concerned, we proceeded to piss our pants with laughter. Good times.

[–]Mitz510 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iuT5oL2nXA

RELEVANT: someone posted that on IMGOINGTOHELLFORTHIS a couple months back.

[–]thomkennedy 0 points1 point ago

timmmyy!

[–]ironwaffle250 0 points1 point ago

TIMMAAAAAAAAY!

[–]Uberninjaa 0 points1 point ago

BITCH IM FABULOUS

[–]herpe_salad 0 points1 point ago

GYMKHANA 6

[–]mangotrader 0 points1 point ago

As someone in a wheel chair, this is fun and really challenging. Winter is the best time to practice since the motors don't have the torque to break the tires free in normal situations.

[–]dabluebunny 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else see him lean into that turn

[–]Majora26 0 points1 point ago

I wanna see him inertial drift next.

[–]rma7810 0 points1 point ago

They see me Rollin.

[–]WillTrivium 0 points1 point ago

This is why I don't play Mario Kart anymore... Drifters.

[–]FoxhoundEmployee 0 points1 point ago

Someone should make a gif where it says I Don't Give A Fuck as he drifts.

[–]Nuclearpablo1 0 points1 point ago

Like a baus.

[–]Tits_undercover 0 points1 point ago

RABBBAHANSKAKXHZ TIM-EHH

[–]HobKing 0 points1 point ago

Classy? I don't get it. It's neither classy nor particularly lowbrow.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Whenever someone writes "classy as fuck" I always read it as "classy ass fuck" in my head. Then I giggle.

[–]hammeat 0 points1 point ago

He is DK

[–]locusthorsebark 0 points1 point ago

Codename: WHEELS

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god! He could have fallen and...oh. Nevermind.

[–]Argit 0 points1 point ago

Oh. I managed to read that "Classy ass-fuck drift" and I must admit I got kind of disappointed when I opened the link.

[–]DamniForgot 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if kid is a badass or if this is an out of context tragedy..

[–]Coolkid251 0 points1 point ago

He's rocking and rolling that extra chromosome

[–]TheAthiestOfAtheists 0 points1 point ago

I really want someone to freeze the .gif in the middle and have the text "LIKE I GIVE A FUCK" appear on the screen.

[–]radical13 0 points1 point ago

I KNOW HIM. He's fucking awesome. One of the greatest and funniest people I have ever met. AND a frigging BADASS. To the max.

[–]Kardlonoc 0 points1 point ago

Aww, yeah!

[–]Buscat 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for not having "fucks given" or "level" anywhere in the title.

[–]Goldmine44 0 points1 point ago

Quite.

[–]mastermoo420 0 points1 point ago

TOKYO DRIFT

[–]matz8916 0 points1 point ago

can someone make this into a deal with it gif?

[–]Platfoot 0 points1 point ago

This is the first post that i saw on reddit half a year ago. Aaa, nostalgic

[–]nuvamax8 0 points1 point ago

What a BAMF

[–]Zmo64 0 points1 point ago

TIMMMAY!!!

[–]NEStendog 0 points1 point ago

[–]Wulfguy 0 points1 point ago

Repost, from not even that long ago!

[–]BurlyGod -1 points0 points ago

this kid is winning life.

[–]Lnozell -2 points-1 points ago

That was pretty fucking classy, may no one else ever out-class this boy.

[–]mschnarr -1 points0 points ago

Deal with it

[–]I_Draw_Reactions -1 points0 points ago

[–]HugeJackedMan -3 points-2 points ago

EL-OL-EL it is le funny!

Hats off to redditors lol. As they say on reddit... like a le sir! Amirite (upvotes to the left)

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

I'd say

[–]jaqq -1 points0 points ago

Damn, that's smooth.