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"You are not the father" - Turkish Edition. (imgur.com)

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[–]efeman 521 points522 points ago

For anyone who's wondering:

It's just a talkshow named after the woman with the mic, sort of like Ellen or Oprah here in the US, just less flashy. The guy is claiming to have some supernatural powers like being able to float in the air, so they're talking about it. The guy in the dark jacket essentially brings up some old saying about a guy that claims he can jump 70 meters, and the guy flips shit, presumably because he's being compared to that saying.

This video has him doing similar things in other shows, where they're accusing him of doing all this crazy stuff as an act.

[–]MissKatbow 330 points331 points ago

My favourite was, "You're not flying, you're just rolling on the ground. This is not what flying means."

[–]notablack 100 points101 points ago

Did he say "oh, sorry my mistake" then walks away whistling?

[–]Ihateyourdick 111 points112 points ago

He's so crazy it's a superpower.

[–]sean85 11 points12 points ago

The Joker?

[–]pagaladmee 4 points5 points ago

http://youtu.be/C1HD5gP5o3I

[–]efeman 1 point2 points ago

This is brilliant.

Vodafone spoofed the original video using celebrities and turned it into an ad.

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      [–]originalusername2 54 points55 points ago

      "That wasn't flying; that was falling with style."

      [–]rokerroker45 19 points20 points ago

      I remember one time in middle school I had swimming class. At the end of the class, our instructor would always let a bunch of the kids climb up the giant high-diving board and jump off into the pool below. Problem is, most of the kids in class were a bunch of pussies, and of the good twenty or so kids that climbed up, only maybe eight or nine would jump. Result? Fucking long-ass lines. Anyway, one day I was climbing up right in front of the hissiest little bitch show-offs in the entire class. Like, this kid was like 12 but he was one of those little freak over-develop mutants who have the body of a 16 year old kid.

      Anyway, eventually, it's that kid's turn to jump off the diving board. And of course, being the little prick that he is, he decides to give the entire class a show. He goes up there, does a few poses (I actually felt really bad for him, they were kind of lame) before taking a running jump into a swan dive. It was beautiful. Aesthetically pleasing. So it's my turn, and as I get on the diving board and start to choke, the little prick has the gall to be like;

      "Hahaha! Pussy, I bet you can't fly like the rest of us"

      To which I zerofucksgivened, straightened up and said, "Bitch. This is falling with style" and then I belly flopped into the pool.

      EDIT: accidentally a word

      [–]its_so_on 2 points3 points ago

      This would be a perfect summary of reddit if you added the word "yesterday".

      I remember one time in middle school yesterday I had swimming class...

      [–]MagicMan623 1 point2 points ago

      cool story bro

      [–]verteUP 1 point2 points ago

      So now I would like you to describe the feeling as the air exited your body.

      [–]Alexxandros 2 points3 points ago

      That was a brilliant story 8/10

      [–]nethertwist 2 points3 points ago

      would go as far as to say the story was cool

      [–]Grand_Theft_Audio 2 points3 points ago

      if it's a brilliant story, it should be a 10/10. you can't go and throw an accolade like that around and then merely give it an 80%.

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        [–]Toof 8 points9 points ago

        I love how often times translations come across like they are still trying to figure out their own language.

        [–]ShakaUVM 2 points3 points ago

        Ka-Ka-Ka-Katamari Damacy

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          [–]bazookajoe730 75 points76 points ago

          Crazies occasionally slip by the system, no matter what country, here is a British man who claims he can stand on eggs...

          [–]dickhole_papercut 29 points30 points ago

          I don't think he is crazy. He claimed he could jump on eggs without breaking them and he did. It was probably the reporter who thought he would actually stick the landing on top of them. Big misunderstanding.

          [–]robbysalz 13 points14 points ago

          That's not jumping on the eggs, that's poking the egg with his foot in mid-jump

          [–]todd375 8 points9 points ago

          That one egg there had clearly been jumped on. He points right to it. It clicked.

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            [–]Grand_Theft_Audio 10 points11 points ago

            I winced at your name. Mouth did some weird shit, too.

            [–]SaultSpartan 2 points3 points ago

            WHY WOULD YOU BRING ATTENTION TO IT?

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              [–]aMaricon_Dream 29 points30 points ago

              That woman is FINE.

              [–]XxXNightstalkerX 18 points19 points ago

              Well.....he technically wasn't lying...

              [–]-naut 17 points18 points ago

              That is so fucking British I lost my shit.

              Ah, yes. They've definitely been jumped on.

              [–]ihaveacalculator 7 points8 points ago

              If those were actors, that was probably the most subtle comedy I've ever witnessed. Simply brilliant.

              [–]VaguelyCondescending 6 points7 points ago

              Oh, yeah, I felt it click.

              [–]Pandajuice22 15 points16 points ago

              Oh yes, it's definitely been jumped on.

              [–]redrhyski 4 points5 points ago

              And that was the peak of Manchester's power. It was all downhill for the next 20 years.

              [–]Jackal_6 1 point2 points ago

              Super troll

              [–]hizzler 19 points20 points ago

              Turkish television is the best. They bring the wackiest people onto their talk shows

              [–]Overrwatcher 2 points3 points ago

              They also bring soap operas so bad they are hilarious.

              [–]executex 2 points3 points ago

              It's kind of a problem though in Turkey. Some people actually believe in shit like this.

              The plague of "believing shit without evidence" is very infectious in Turkey.

              [–]nonumbers 35 points36 points ago

              What the hell? Why was he even on any TV shows let alone more than one?

              [–]karpin 20 points21 points ago

              because it kind of became a joke afterwards and he accepted laughing material status on different shows and even films.

              [–]StellasMyShit 21 points22 points ago

              the youtube description doesnt make a whole lotta sense

              A Turkish man he thinks he can fly. With subtitles. Last video is series of commercial for Vodafone. An Main Guy, Selim, played by Şafak Sezer, (in right), all on the commercials symbolize the other rival operator. And color of Vodafone, The Red, when costomers/or peoples when they sick of Selim (operator), they call The Red. Which is the symbolize the Vodafone. Selim scared from Red, in all of the commercials.

              [–]_GreyMatters 18 points19 points ago

              All it's saying is that all of the clips are about a Turkish man who thinks he can fly, except for the last clip.

              The last clip is a commercial that parodies the crazy man. If you look closely, the guy who freaks out and starts rolling on the ground is not the same man in the previous clips. It's an actor imitating the crazy guy. He's supposed to represent the phone company which rivals the one who made the commercial.

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                [–]BCouto 7 points8 points ago

                This makes it x10 funnier

                [–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

                OMG that video was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

                [–]Mrleibniz 2 points3 points ago

                Whats the name of the show?

                [–]Patrickfoster 1 point2 points ago

                Wow. Alaadin Sumar's eyebrows.

                [–]Yoshi511 1 point2 points ago

                omg this is my new favourite video haha

                [–]greyfoxv1 1 point2 points ago

                It's just a talkshow named after the woman with the mic

                Who is stunningly gorgeous by the way.

                [–]Schmutzli 1 point2 points ago

                thank you for the real context. downvoted OP for rejecting our reality and substituting his own

                [–]sp00kyd00m 9 points10 points ago

                AALLLLAAAAHHHHHH!!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

                [–]humping_hippo 1 point2 points ago

                Hmm? Heh!

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                  [–]Colosphe 979 points980 points ago

                  Was the man suddenly possessed by a tornado?

                  [–]luckywaldo7 426 points427 points ago

                  I think he wanted to do cartwheels, but rolling around on the ground was the closest he could do.

                  [–]furyasd 194 points195 points ago

                  "I'M ON FIRE! I'M NOT THE DAD! I'M ON FIRE!"

                  [–]ecmmyers 139 points140 points ago

                  Help me Tom Cruise! Use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!

                  [–]JustBrowsing4Chan 52 points53 points ago

                  Tom Cruise?!

                  [–]neonroad 75 points76 points ago

                  Tom Cruise.

                  [–]occupy_dimsdale 33 points34 points ago

                  Tom Cruise.

                  [–]sp4ce 25 points26 points ago

                  Tom Cruise.

                  [–]Dentarthurdent42 25 points26 points ago

                  Tom Cruise.

                  [–]RealRedditUser 2 points3 points ago

                  His name is Tom Cruise. His name is...

                  [–]blueshirt21 2 points3 points ago

                  Thomas Cruise Mapother IV

                  [–]pgymjp 13 points14 points ago

                  It's from Talladega Nights: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74Obm6bEH80&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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                    [–]ponyboycurtis22 7 points8 points ago

                    Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God!

                    [–]wojosmith 1 point2 points ago

                    Thank you Jewish God no child support payments!

                    [–]gemini86 19 points20 points ago

                    Help me Oprah Winfrey!

                    [–]mechahendrix 21 points22 points ago

                    Help me Jesus! Help me Buddha! Help me Jewish God!

                    [–]AJarofTomatoes 1 point2 points ago

                    Help me Obi! You're my only hope....

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                      [–]TakeThisWithYou 96 points97 points ago

                      Calm down there Samus.

                      [–]madi4r 13 points14 points ago

                      Then there would be the issue of puking everywhere....

                      [–]Oxxide 27 points28 points ago

                      eventually he would puke himself skinny, then he could just walk.

                      problem solved.

                      [–]superferd 14 points15 points ago

                      you just solved world-fatness

                      [–]cakey138 1 point2 points ago

                      Can you then solve world tooth decay?

                      [–]phqu88 8 points9 points ago

                      Then get fat so he could once again roll around like he always wanted

                      [–]3098 8 points9 points ago

                      Not if he's a Goron.

                      [–]GiottoVongola 1 point2 points ago

                      Naaaa na na na na na na na, na na na na na naaaaa....

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                          [–]mthan 115 points116 points ago

                          Actually, he was attacked by Pikachu: http://www.bobiler.org/aslinda_m103958n

                          [–]Tella92 24 points25 points ago

                          ಥ◡ಥ

                          [–]THISISNOVELTY 5 points6 points ago

                          ...That actually makes considerable more sense.

                          [–]Nightwing11 9 points10 points ago

                          I have never laughed so hard, here take my upvotes, take em' all

                          [–]nedak 2 points3 points ago

                          There really needs to be a .gif of that.

                          [–]CyberToyger 2 points3 points ago

                          Just when I thought I couldn't laugh any harder at a guy spazzing all over the place, you had to bring out the heavy lulz. +1 for you my good sir XD

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                            [–]PostCaptainKat 62 points63 points ago

                            I seem to remember he was claiming he could levitate and had psychic powers. The first guy was claiming, this is bullshit because... And the levitation claimer started rolling and jumping about.

                            [–]Damnzombies 11 points12 points ago

                            this guy speaks the truth.

                            [–]Homjak 6 points7 points ago

                            Well he sure showed them!

                            [–]Netarum 2 points3 points ago

                            That's exactly it. A wonder of day-time TV in Turkey.

                            [–]I_Need_A_Beard 49 points50 points ago

                            He was so happy he transformed into a vortex of elation.

                            [–]sharts_mcgee 16 points17 points ago

                            Like a 4 foot tall whirling dervish.

                            [–]TheNateMonster 7 points8 points ago

                            I think they told him to do a Barrel Roll

                            [–]sixpintsasecond 5 points6 points ago

                            The day watching a man have a seizure killed in the ratings.

                            [–]jmarks7448 2 points3 points ago

                            He was instantly on fire. Stop drop and roll

                            [–]vanatanasov 2 points3 points ago

                            More like possessed by a blender...

                            [–]nosehat 2 points3 points ago

                            The famous Turkish victory roll!

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                              [–]saydokan 80 points81 points ago

                              Background: The old man at the left is an imam. The man who starts flying says, that once god spoke to him while he was in a bus. He says in the real video: "At this momen I knew, that god spoke to me. He gave me the force to fly, and I tried and I really flew in the bus."

                              The Imam on the left says, that what he's telling is crazy shit and not possible, because Allah doesn't speak like he mentions he did. And the imam also says, the the guy on the right is lying, because he just can't fly. The suddenly the guy on the right starts shouting "Allah! Allah! I'm flying!" and starts to jump.

                              So yes, that's the background of this. Sorry for my bad English, I'm Turkish :)

                              [–]Darsol 22 points23 points ago

                              Oh man, that's even funnier than the caption. Thank you for the explanation.

                              [–]dresdraconius 10 points11 points ago

                              Your english is good.

                              [–]The_Painted_Man 5 points6 points ago

                              *you're

                              I am totally not serious.

                              [–]herrmister 1 point2 points ago

                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KGCAffvGIw

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                                [–]JacksonHannan 736 points737 points ago

                                Story behind this: Man claims that he flew by the power of Allah and that there were witnesses. TV hosts ask him to do it again, and... this happens.

                                [–]super_INEK 40 points41 points ago

                                and then he calmed down and said: "you better cut this out" but it was live.

                                [–]elastic-craptastic 17 points18 points ago

                                Please be true, please be true....

                                is it true?

                                edit: I'm getting conflicting answers. I'm gonna go with super_INEK and it's true.

                                [–]Makalol 0 points1 point ago

                                fun fact: Inek means 'donkey'. So you take the word of a... super donkey? He must be right!

                                [–]super_INEK 2 points3 points ago

                                yes, he really said that.

                                [–]Viperboy 3 points4 points ago

                                Now for the shocking truth: NO!

                                [–]Genmaken 105 points106 points ago

                                That is fucking hilarious. I'm rolling on the floor.

                                [–]Quinnett 88 points89 points ago

                                ROTFBTPOA.

                                [–]rhazer 49 points50 points ago

                                Rolling On The Floor Believing The Power Of Allah?

                                [–]Quinnett 69 points70 points ago

                                I was thinking "by the power of Allah" but either way.

                                [–]The_Painted_Man 1 point2 points ago

                                By your powers combined... I am POWER OF ALLAH!

                                [–]USMCsniper 23 points24 points ago

                                blowing the poop out ass

                                [–]demianin 17 points18 points ago

                                This is an incredibly stupid comment. I still laughed.

                                [–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

                                How many times do we have to tell you? Allah can't make you fly!

                                [–]GoopPie 56 points57 points ago

                                Miraculous!

                                [–]DownvoteALot 226 points227 points ago

                                He didn't take off, Allah has to warm up I guess.

                                [–]abledanger 61 points62 points ago

                                Flying is tricky business.

                                [–]goblinpiledriver 140 points141 points ago

                                Seems rather simple. Just have to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

                                [–]Gortos 23 points24 points ago

                                It is important to not think "yay, I'm flying", of course, or nature will notice and correct her mistake.

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                                  [–]ShakaUVM 5 points6 points ago

                                  He needed clearance from the tower

                                  [–]JH_92 26 points27 points ago

                                  Either that or Allah is a big troll.

                                  [–]HeyCarpy 12 points13 points ago

                                  More like a big roll, amirite guys?

                                  ... I'll show myself out.

                                  [–]puckout 2 points3 points ago

                                  They see me rollin, they hatin...

                                  [–]only_zing 1 point2 points ago

                                  zing

                                  [–]tahiko 15 points16 points ago

                                  Thats not the full story, he does that because hes just angry, since the show host does not believe him

                                  [–]assblo0d 5 points6 points ago

                                  As a Turk, i can confirm this

                                  [–]missjolie 7 points8 points ago

                                  Half-Turkish here. I can only hover and drift a little :c

                                  [–]pagaladmee 4 points5 points ago

                                  Incorrect: Man claims to be possesed by a Jinn, only it was an act to test the "Scholars" to see if they were scams.

                                  [–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

                                  Checkmate atheists!

                                  [–]gunstar69 2 points3 points ago

                                  Jews, Muslims and Christians worship the same god, Allah is the phonetically English spelled of the Arabic word meaning god.

                                  [–]JacksonHannan 2 points3 points ago

                                  Yes, I know that. Of course, whenever I talk to one of my Muslim friends they always say Allah rather than God. That's really the only reason I made the distinction.

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                                    [–]charlie-brown 152 points153 points ago

                                    Just because.

                                    [–]PhiladelphiaIrish 110 points111 points ago

                                    The sudden regaining of composure at the end is fantastic.

                                    [–]Harkonen_inc 12 points13 points ago

                                    damn that guy can roll!

                                    [–]staffell 3 points4 points ago

                                    ALWP

                                    [–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

                                    The backwards jogging of the dude on the right combined with the bizzare rolling make this look like some kind of novelty entrance act for a comedy duo.

                                    [–]Linkmaster2010 7 points8 points ago

                                    I didn't even notice the lighted floor until you reversed it.

                                    [–]thisguy1111 46 points47 points ago

                                    He's just like ALL RIGHT IM FUCKING ROLLING EVERYWHERE FUCKIGN FUCKKKCKKCFKKCKC ok, I'm good.

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                                      [–]redditorforthemoment 90 points91 points ago

                                      Gif with sound

                                      [–]boxedlogic 19 points20 points ago

                                      I love the woman's reaction.

                                      [–]executex 5 points6 points ago

                                      She just stares and says calmly "yes...... yes..... Sir Safu, what are you doing?..... sit here.....Let's take you outside. Let's take you outside. So yes, this is clear now, nothing to debate about, this is a show.......... the situation and claim, so was it like this or like that, I demand silence please!" -- end video.

                                      [–]atlaslugged 2 points3 points ago

                                      She says, "Yes. Yes. Mr. Sabri, what are you doing?" Then she says "buyrun" which is very difficult to translate. It's kind of an all-purpose thing like "here you go," "have a seat," "come in," etc.

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                                        [–]CaptainAmsterdam 12 points13 points ago

                                        Holy shit that was a lot funnier than I had imagined.

                                        [–]AtheistTVWeinberg 5 points6 points ago

                                        I was hoping it would sound more like this.

                                        [–]slimjimoohyea 4 points5 points ago

                                        This is more amazing than the fake story.

                                        A Turkish man who he can see the future and fly, goes absolutely nuts when the talkshow hosts question him about his powers. This man is surely surrounded by djinns.

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                                          [–]he_cried_out_WTF 19 points20 points ago

                                          "I must go, my planet needs me."

                                          [–]tom13dm 49 points50 points ago

                                          I don't think they told him he wasn't the father, I think they told him he was on fire.

                                          [–]dance_ninja 41 points42 points ago

                                          TURK used ROLLOUT! ...But it failed!

                                          [–]walterqxy 24 points25 points ago

                                          This needs guile's theme

                                          [–]aSpartanWarrior 31 points32 points ago

                                          For you

                                          [–]Wafelijzer 10 points11 points ago

                                          I thank you good sir, that was excellent.

                                          [–]txapollo342 4 points5 points ago

                                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M30T964Bkfs

                                          [–]spiffistan 2 points3 points ago

                                          Yes! I already heard it in my head!

                                          [–]PhiladelphiaIrish 19 points20 points ago

                                          [Sabri Bey: "Havada durdum sahitlerim var!"] translates to [Sabri Bey: ""I stood in the air there are witnesses!"]

                                          [–]arksien 9 points10 points ago

                                          Man, it boggles my mind that there are places in the world where still people get away with these claims.

                                          [–]PhiladelphiaIrish 16 points17 points ago

                                          It does. From what I've gathered via Google, the man went on the show claiming that he had flown. When asked to prove it, he started convulsing, jumping around, and yelling out "God!" Obviously, this resulted in him rolling around on the floor, and they had him removed from the studio.

                                          Edit: Checked again, he's not a parliamentary figure.

                                          [–]flowithego 2 points3 points ago

                                          The parliamentary part is bullshit.

                                          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

                                          Genuinely unsure whether joking or serious.

                                          [–]Maddox17 1 point2 points ago

                                          Source on him being 'a parliamentary figure'?

                                          [–]Xoebe 9 points10 points ago

                                          "Parliament" is a Turkish euphemism for psychiatric ward. It's just easier to tell the "ministers" they are in "parliament".

                                          [–]rHcKing 8 points9 points ago

                                          You realize this same type of talk show exists in America.

                                          Tyra had a "special" about a teenager who claimed he was a legit vampire and the entire show revolved around him doing stupid sh!t just like this reddit post.

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                                            [–]ericjk1 8 points9 points ago

                                            what is the name of that show? and does it have eng subs

                                            [–]barisbc 1 point2 points ago

                                            I doubt it has subs, but the show is called Esra Ceyhan, which is the name of the host.

                                            [–]faerielfire 1 point2 points ago

                                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-43p3sk2JIw

                                            [–]rightn0w_ 8 points9 points ago

                                            Here's the video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suSDlX7-9L0

                                            [–]Gummster 0 points1 point ago

                                            And here it is with subtitles (They're fake)

                                            [–]NBurg 2 points3 points ago

                                            Do a barrel roll!

                                            [–]samthebarista 4 points5 points ago

                                            I was watching this live while I was a Turkey (I'm Turkish). This man came on this TV show claiming that he can fly and communicate to the other side. His name is Sabri. The man on the left tell him to prove. They now call him "Uçan sabri" which translates to "Flying sabri". He has appeared in movies and other TV shows by now. Got a lot of airtime

                                            [–]bighungryjo 7 points8 points ago

                                            You Are Not the Mother - Prehistoric Edition

                                            [–]YodaGoneMad 2 points3 points ago

                                            Errybody hatin, he rollin...

                                            [–]moose_man 2 points3 points ago

                                            Aha, S.W.A.I.M.

                                            [–]Kyle-Overstreet 1 point2 points ago

                                            See, you have to point the toe.

                                            [–]adamzep91 1 point2 points ago

                                            Came here to make this comment, but I wasn't sure anyone would get it.

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                                              [–]Eoiny 2 points3 points ago

                                              I like the way Turkish "You are not the father" has a disco floor.

                                              [–]varukasalt 2 points3 points ago

                                              They see me rollin'

                                              [–]NoobiestRedditor 1 point2 points ago

                                              "I best be rollin' out"

                                              [–]CivilDefence 1 point2 points ago

                                              So...Did he win?

                                              [–]pwnerofall 1 point2 points ago

                                              so is that good or bad...?

                                              [–]Metal-Phoenix 1 point2 points ago

                                              What's even funnier is that is (a repost of a video) a man claiming to be possessed or highly religious all the time. I forget which it is but he's just an attention whore in any case.

                                              [–]anxhelino1234 1 point2 points ago

                                              I dont know if hes ridiculously happy or in a rage fit

                                              [–]asstits 1 point2 points ago

                                              I read this as "You are not the fuhrer" ..I think I need a break.

                                              [–]Hal_Nein_Thousand 1 point2 points ago

                                              Dark Souls combat in a nutshell.

                                              [–]exure 1 point2 points ago

                                              You'll like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEDGyWKUnSY

                                              [–]Averant 1 point2 points ago

                                              "You are not the father."

                                              "You're right... I'M A FISH!"

                                              [–]Tebasaki 1 point2 points ago

                                              Reminds me of homer doing a bicycle on the floor in circles

                                              [–]erated 1 point2 points ago

                                              Fake, Maury would never submit to the corporate dress code.

                                              [–]gekkos 1 point2 points ago

                                              they see me rollin', they hatin'

                                              [–]454bosslife 1 point2 points ago

                                              That shit cray

                                              [–]fubbington 1 point2 points ago

                                              Of all the gifs in all the world, I hope this one catches on.

                                              [–]Gnorris 2 points3 points ago

                                              It would make a good " fuck this thread, I'm outta here".

                                              [–]PillMill 1 point2 points ago

                                              The Turkish language looks like it would be difficult to learn.

                                              [–]jakeyjake247 1 point2 points ago

                                              That, my Turkish brother, is exactly how I and countless others felt

                                              [–]IAMNOTTHEFATHER 1 point2 points ago

                                              I AM THE FATHER

                                              [–]TheAmishSpaceCadet 1 point2 points ago

                                              And the winner of "Turkey's Next Top Whirling Dervish" is....

                                              [–]rakrul 1 point2 points ago

                                              http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs5/2036251_o.gif

                                              [–]JewBear3 1 point2 points ago

                                              Amaaaazing Graaace!

                                              [–]beefwich 1 point2 points ago

                                              I always hated it when the other guy picked Eddy Gordo.

                                              [–]shaggietv4 1 point2 points ago

                                              ROLLOUT!

                                              [–]Germino 3 points4 points ago

                                              For those wanting to know, they're debating the merits of using either sourdough bread or pita chips in their respective babaganouche dishes when the bald man escalates the situation by countering with rye bread.

                                              [–]irElliot 2 points3 points ago

                                              GUILE THEME NAO!

                                              [–]lapo39 2 points3 points ago

                                              DO A BARBELL ROLL!

                                              [–]Captcha_Imagination 1 point2 points ago

                                              They just told him they found someone gullible enough to believe the Turkish denial of the Armenian genocide

                                              [–]WestWestWild 0 points1 point ago

                                              Also, it was live.

                                              [–]gmz_88 0 points1 point ago

                                              Victory Roll!

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