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[–]ieatatoms 538 points539 points ago

So long and thanks for all the dick.

[–]Psirix 159 points160 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/fQHaj.gif

[–]Awesome_Otter 50 points51 points ago

This is the first comment I read. Milk came out my nose. I'm not even drinking milk. I fucking love dem books.

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    [–]zombieslaya1138 407 points408 points ago

    And that, kids, is how you make a mermaid.

    [–]BrutallyHonestTIM 141 points142 points ago

    The second I clicked the link.

    [–]molo94 23 points24 points ago

    That look on that dolphin's face

    [–]yourfriendmisery 6 points7 points ago

    that dolphin wants it, just to tell the story to her friends...

    *Fuck it I tried

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        [–]pie-man 47 points48 points ago

        And kids, thats how i met your mother

        [–]Thomas_Granger 10 points11 points ago

        EEE..eee.eeee...EEEE.. E.E.E.EEEEE.. chirp.

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            [–]nihilite 724 points725 points ago

            This is photoshopped. I can tell, because otherwise i lose all faith in humankind.

            [–]DownvoterAccount 233 points234 points ago

            Hey, the dolphin initiated it.

            [–]alcabazar 218 points219 points ago

            I have also lost all faith in dolphinkind.

            [–]Sparrow475 65 points66 points ago

            Why would you have faith in dolphinkind to begin with? Dolphins are horrible, horrible creatures.

            [–]BeethovenWasAScruff 85 points86 points ago

            I heard they rape solitary swimmers.

            [–]learntofart 296 points297 points ago

            http://i.imgur.com/xOdey.jpg

            Edit: Hi SRS, I see you there.

            [–]Valxyrie23 69 points70 points ago

            well apparently swimmers rape solitary dolphins so i guess were even.

            [–]weebeasties 34 points35 points ago

            It's true. I read about that dolphin off the coast of England and saw the King of the Hill episode about this.

            [–]Sparrow475 16 points17 points ago

            They also rape and/or murder each other, and kidnap each other's young. Dolphins are seriously fucked up.

            [–]noddwyd 14 points15 points ago

            Wow, sounds like humans.

            [–]Obligate_Aberration 7 points8 points ago

            ...and also chimpanzees.

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                [–]Idrathernotpickaname 24 points25 points ago

                Humans think they are smarter than dolphins because we build cars and buildings and start wars etc., and all that dolphins do is swim in the water, eat fish and play around. Dolphins believe that they are smarter for exactly the same reasons.

                Edit: -Douglas Adams^

                [–]stevencastle 58 points59 points ago

                At least it wasn't gay dolphinsex

                That would just be wrong

                [–]dunus 9 points10 points ago

                Sounds like you watched the Ricky Gervais out of England show

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                  [–]Bama011 20 points21 points ago

                  Fuck you dolphin!

                  [–]hatteshizzle 14 points15 points ago

                  And fuck you whale!

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                    [–]renegade_forks_ 21 points22 points ago

                    See that smile. She's lovin it

                    [–]Hooin_Kyoma 27 points28 points ago

                    The thing is, she probably is, i'v read about male dolphins initiating sex with human women, dolphins do feel pleasure from sex.

                    [–]TimeTravelingCowboy 35 points36 points ago

                    I bet you don't even have a video.

                    [–]RDandersen 7 points8 points ago

                    Like, just going for it or "What's a girl like you doing in an ocean like this?"

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                        [–]BlueParrot 44 points45 points ago

                        I have new for you. Compared to what dolphins usually do, that there is fairly tame. Seriously, those things are nature's perverts...

                        [–]triforcemack 103 points104 points ago

                        actually this is most likely real, i know a couple of guys who have screwed dolphins.... granted i am not proud of them, but appearently their vagina produces a fluid that forces the male to ejaculate literally every drop he can.

                        [–]evilbob 181 points182 points ago

                        You know some wierd dudes.

                        [–]l31f3r1k50n 93 points94 points ago

                        http://namsla.wikidot.com/dolphin-vagina wut

                        [–]Xenophorm 148 points149 points ago

                        Well now I have that in my browser history. Thanks.

                        [–]Jethro_Spurn 25 points26 points ago

                        You warned and yet I still had to click

                        [–]I_DONT_LIKE_MONDAYS 6 points7 points ago

                        So....what was in the "stuffs.zip" file?

                        [–]ShamanSTK 3 points4 points ago

                        Just don't. It can't be good.

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                          [–]KarmaBo55 64 points65 points ago

                          holy shit did i really just read all of that.....

                          [–]anti-dentite1 3 points4 points ago

                          so I'm not the only one, thank god

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                            [–]infinityknives 36 points37 points ago

                            best part:

                            Q6) Where can I find a dolphin to mate with? A6) Aquariums are a bad choice, for many reasons.

                            [–]ghatid 23 points24 points ago

                            "Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such"

                            That seems like a useful trait.

                            [–]star_witness 30 points31 points ago

                            It would be great for when you're trying to get all the groceries in the house in one trip.

                            Or when both hands are full and you need to unlock the door.

                            In fact, i could think of literally thousands of uses for a prehensile dick.

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                              [–]Joki9121 56 points57 points ago

                              The link was purple.......

                              [–]4TEHSWARM 22 points23 points ago

                              http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/173/576/Wat8.jpg?1315930535

                              [–]njloof 4 points5 points ago

                              Harlan Ellison has really let himself go.

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                                [–]ALT-F-X 3 points4 points ago

                                and my current mate is a dolphin who lives in the harbor of my resident city.

                                [–]TrendyCrude 2 points3 points ago

                                I believe this link should have its OWN entry in WTF. Quite the read, and even more graphic than the pic on this link.

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                                  [–]zirdante 34 points35 points ago

                                  I see a market opportunity, synthetisize that thing and you will make millions!

                                  [–]Pelican_Fly 3 points4 points ago

                                  Take it with viagra and it'll a party in your pants all the time!

                                  [–]fiddlercrabs 34 points35 points ago

                                  Well now I feel insufficient.

                                  [–]FootofOrion 13 points14 points ago

                                  That comment could work for either a man or a woman.

                                  [–]johnmasterof 5 points6 points ago

                                  At least you have crabs.

                                  [–]Joco151515 19 points20 points ago

                                  I want some of that fluid

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                                    [–]code_makes_me_happy 35 points36 points ago

                                    It's real. Oh, it's real.

                                    [–]ViperOrel23 26 points27 points ago

                                    Let's just say if the dolphin didn't care for it, that man would be dead right now... he's in the dolphin's domain, further proof that dolphins are a bunch of pervs...

                                    [–]MonkeyDog453 19 points20 points ago

                                    I wouldn't doubt if it's real. I saw a video of a guy giving a dolphin a blowjob a few years ago.

                                    Edit:

                                    Well that wasn't hard to find, click at your own risk if you want to see a dolphin BJ.

                                    [–]amaefm 35 points36 points ago

                                    I thought... I thought I could handle the WTF of that video but no. No it was too much. That was too much internet, too much.

                                    [–]nixygirl 3 points4 points ago

                                    http://i.imgur.com/LKPjR.gif

                                    [–]nihilite 26 points27 points ago

                                    im too far down the rabbit hole not to click this link. fuck.

                                    edit: i've made a terrible mistake.

                                    [–]BromoErectus 22 points23 points ago

                                    ...you know what?

                                    No. Fuck you, internet. I'm tired of your shit.

                                    Gonna go read a book.

                                    [–]woopdeedoodoo 7 points8 points ago

                                    Why did I click on that?

                                    Why?

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                                        [–]LauretteOB 135 points136 points ago

                                        When you look at a picture of a man fucking dolphin and just think "Meh, seen it"

                                        [–]unseth 34 points35 points ago

                                        How does the guy breathe?

                                        [–]verafast 65 points66 points ago

                                        I think it has to do with the black box around his head.

                                        [–]Lemm 10 points11 points ago

                                        Why did I have to scroll this far down for someone else to ask this?!

                                        [–]Toasty117 8 points9 points ago

                                        Because it's a man fucking a dolphin.

                                        [–]Thalenos 142 points143 points ago

                                        That kids is how you make a tuna salad.

                                        [–]NextName 58 points59 points ago

                                        Fruit salad... yummy yummy...

                                        [–]Ericb25 17 points18 points ago

                                        Yummy yummy yummy yummy fruit salllahaad

                                        [–]TheWhiteFountain 8 points9 points ago

                                        yes.

                                        [–]Anathema47 9 points10 points ago

                                        I watched waaaay more of that than I intended to.

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                                            [–]Real-Life-Reddit 15 points16 points ago

                                            You don't make friends with salad

                                            You don't make friends with salad

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                                              [–]JMHM77 269 points270 points ago

                                              and kids, that's how I met your mother.

                                              [–]MadMageMC 92 points93 points ago

                                              "SQUEEE-SQUEEE-CHURIPPITY-CHIRP-CHIRP-SQUEE'

                                              [–]lethifer 67 points68 points ago

                                              Shut up, mom, you're drunk.

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                                                [–]txphotog 20 points21 points ago

                                                DAMMIT!!! Do you know how much beer out the nose hurts?

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                                                  [–]sex_with_orcas 541 points542 points ago

                                                  There is absolutely nothing wrong with this picture. It is natural, and should be embraced by more people. Stop judging us by our desires!

                                                  [–]Oxford_karma 214 points215 points ago

                                                  Redditor for 10 months and 17 days.

                                                  Mother of God...

                                                  [–]JavaMusic 65 points66 points ago

                                                  3 fingers at first, but 2 when I saw your username.

                                                  [–]Caidan44 29 points30 points ago

                                                  I just go straight for fisting, dolphins don't mess around.

                                                  [–]JavaMusic 27 points28 points ago

                                                  I was talking about AlienBlue ;)

                                                  [–]nahojjjen 77 points78 points ago

                                                  If you tap on a comment with alienblue with 2 fingers, its an upvote, 3 is a downvote.

                                                  [–]JerkingOffToKarma 25 points26 points ago

                                                  Your time to shine! Take all my Karma!

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                                                    [–]bb_man94 111 points112 points ago

                                                    relevant

                                                    [–]lifelesslies 84 points85 points ago

                                                    what did I just read...

                                                    [–]babykitten 36 points37 points ago

                                                    You know what's better? Dolphin handjobs and LSD.

                                                    [–]HilariousMax 8 points9 points ago

                                                    "What do they think the dolphin is going to say?"

                                                    MORE HANDJOBS!

                                                    lol

                                                    [–]laterolus 50 points51 points ago

                                                    http://www.eyebleach.com/ i hope you get better.

                                                    [–]hollingsworthless 20 points21 points ago

                                                    This just makes everything more confusing...

                                                    [–]old911broad 8 points9 points ago

                                                    Mmmm...alternate version...

                                                    [–]Blakdragon39 9 points10 points ago

                                                    I was hoping for like.. puppies or something. Was not expecting women. As a woman... sorry, this eye bleach totally didn't work.

                                                    [–]SpeaksDwarren 13 points14 points ago

                                                    There is an alternate version.

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                                                      [–]lifelesslies 5 points6 points ago

                                                      i was scared to click on this.

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                                                        [–]MashTheClash 3 points4 points ago

                                                        Strangely what me cranks up is the end phrase: "Click here to go back to the main page". So there is more.

                                                        [–]theblancmange 2 points3 points ago

                                                        An "Oddities of the web" website. the original text(in blue) is from dolphinsex.org, which is no longer in operation.

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                                                          [–]zoso59brst 28 points29 points ago

                                                          ... I read the whole thing

                                                          [–]yeaweckin 11 points12 points ago

                                                          I'm glad they reminded me after I have sex with or masturbate the dolphin to cuddle it and give it love.

                                                          [–]chodemessiah 16 points17 points ago

                                                          Original guide from a few years ago

                                                          [–]lm2s 18 points19 points ago

                                                          (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Enough internet for today.

                                                          [–]badnewsandliars 6 points7 points ago

                                                          "One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you."

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                                                            [–]StalinKnowsBest 12 points13 points ago

                                                            Should probably blot out the dolphin's face as well. I can't imagine what his/her friends would say about mating with a human.

                                                            [–]pirate_tom 204 points205 points ago

                                                            Source please?...

                                                            [–]eaterofdog 589 points590 points ago

                                                            How the fuck you gonna look at a picture of a man fucking a dolphin and say "I need to see more."

                                                            [–]pirate_tom 388 points389 points ago

                                                            I believe I've made my stance on man dolphin love very clear.

                                                            [–]Their_Police 93 points94 points ago

                                                            Perhaps you'd be interested in this instructional guide to developing sexual relationships with dolphins.

                                                            [–]Le_Petit_Lapin 83 points84 points ago

                                                            What. The. Fuck.

                                                            [–]geraldfjord 31 points32 points ago

                                                            Prude.

                                                            [–]Velk 4 points5 points ago

                                                            Jesus christ. What's fucked up is I don't even have to click that link, I know I have already seen it. Where did I go wrong in my life?

                                                            [–]PineapplePhalluses 68 points69 points ago

                                                            Is it horrible that I have an erection?

                                                            [–]FootofOrion 14 points15 points ago

                                                            Depends.

                                                            [–]PineapplePhalluses 22 points23 points ago

                                                            It developed while reading, if that's what it depended on.

                                                            [–]FootofOrion 12 points13 points ago

                                                            Depends on the erection, maybe you have a horrible erection.

                                                            [–]PineapplePhalluses 4 points5 points ago

                                                            I think my penis is pretty okay... :(

                                                            [–]FootofOrion 16 points17 points ago

                                                            Your penis thinks you're pretty okay as well.

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                                                              [–]MyAssDoesHeeHawww 2 points3 points ago

                                                              Depends on the dolphin.

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                                                                [–]elastic-craptastic 5 points6 points ago

                                                                My brain must've blocked out the trauma that was reading this article. When I came across your comment, the link was purple, but I have no recollection of ever having read it. I'm hoping my brain will erase it for me again.

                                                                [–]njloof 4 points5 points ago

                                                                Worst variation of "The Game" ever.

                                                                [–]A_Mouse_In_Da_House 2 points3 points ago

                                                                Book marking this for a laugh later.

                                                                I am a terrible person

                                                                [–]Hrodrik 4 points5 points ago

                                                                You'll be disappointed. Unless you're laughing at the dolphins you've fucked.

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                                                                  [–]pirate_tom 3 points4 points ago

                                                                  I'm afraid i've already read that, multiple times.

                                                                  [–]GoKickYourself 6 points7 points ago

                                                                  Dafuq?

                                                                  [–]CrysisSniper 2 points3 points ago

                                                                  If you want further reading material, here's a book about a guy who engaged in intercourse with a dolphin.

                                                                  http://www.amazon.com/Wet-Goddess-Malcolm-J-Brenner/dp/0615334601

                                                                  [–]BromoErectus 2 points3 points ago

                                                                  Where the fuck do you people find all this dolphin sex shit?

                                                                  Why is this a thing?!

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                                                                    [–]Derporelli 23 points24 points ago

                                                                    http://i.imgur.com/sSqVi.gif

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                                                                      [–]reiverbell 138 points139 points ago

                                                                      YOU DON'T GET TO PICK WHO YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH

                                                                      [–]TheSmokinMantis 37 points38 points ago

                                                                      I need to hear Samuel L. Jackson say this.

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                                                                      [–]Russian_Bear 43 points44 points ago

                                                                      Apparently you missed the dolphin sex article. It will probably be the best sex of his life. Female dolphin vagina contracts in a wave fashion, jerking off the penis inside her... pretty much the male doesn't have to do anything, other than finish. At the same time the female can feel when you are about to orgasm and matches her orgasm up to yours making it a perfect finish... goddamn

                                                                      [–]ThePoose 24 points25 points ago

                                                                      I'm all boned up over here.

                                                                      [–]falousco 4 points5 points ago

                                                                      whyboner.jpg

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                                                                        [–]Dmoneater 14 points15 points ago

                                                                        How. . .

                                                                        Just. . .

                                                                        I don't even. . .

                                                                        [–]brakedust 11 points12 points ago

                                                                        Kegels

                                                                        [–]zirdante 8 points9 points ago

                                                                        A new type of fleshlight coming up on the market?

                                                                        [–]marvelous_molester 13 points14 points ago

                                                                        I don't buy it. Mainly because of the part that the female can feel when you're about to orgasm. Dolphins didn't evolve to fuck humans. It may be able to tell when a male dolphin is about to blow it's load but i can't imagine that it's capable of detecting when a human is. On-top of that, what about premature ejaculation? People finish at different speeds and in different fashions, how in the fuck could a dolphin detect when another organism is about to finish? You're full of shit.

                                                                        [–]Scoled321 3 points4 points ago

                                                                        I can't imagine that premature ejaculation would be an issue. Considering all the mental distractors that come with the logistics of fucking a dolphin. Not to mention, that somewhere in the back of your mind you have to be thinking about 1. Getting caught. 2. Getting some weird venereal disease that only dolphins carry. Then having to explain to your significant other how they got it.

                                                                        [–]b3spoke 19 points20 points ago

                                                                        I assume people who go and fuck dolphins don't have a 'significant other' to explain anything to.

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                                                                            [–]thestairway67 6 points7 points ago

                                                                            I'm now actually a little curious.... What the fuck is wrong with me?

                                                                            [–]darthvaderismyhomie 12 points13 points ago

                                                                            http://i.imgur.com/0bhpl.jpg

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                                                                                [–]Companion_Cuby 108 points109 points ago

                                                                                Doesn't matter, had sex.

                                                                                [–]geraldfjord 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                I hope he did it on porpoise.

                                                                                [–]WesleyPosvar 24 points25 points ago

                                                                                anyone else remember www.dolphinsex.org? it was the most hilarious site

                                                                                [–]irregodless 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                If I recall correctly, didn't it link to goatse.cx, even?

                                                                                I feel like the Old Lady of the Internet right now.

                                                                                [–]count757 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                Other way around. And that dolphinsex link is what the Christmas Islands used to get goatse.cx taken off the interwebs finally :(

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                                                                                  [–]Baconwrap 35 points36 points ago

                                                                                  I thought this was cut footage from Star Trek IV: The voyage home.

                                                                                  [–]Spocktease 15 points16 points ago

                                                                                  I can confirm that it is not.

                                                                                  [–]livinlovinlife11 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                  No, no. Those were whales. You don't want to see that footage.

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                                                                                    [–]oohchild 33 points34 points ago

                                                                                    At least he didn't stick it in its blowhole.

                                                                                    [–]Beast_Of_Bourbon 83 points84 points ago

                                                                                    You think it's better that he didn't opt for the..... Blow job?

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                                                                                      [–]Skimster 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                      Do you like fish sticks?

                                                                                      [–]Funkhauzer 16 points17 points ago

                                                                                      Pffft newbs. Space dicks doesn't even phase me anymore.

                                                                                      [–]20thCenturyClocks 19 points20 points ago

                                                                                      Try /r/morbidreality

                                                                                      [–]Funkhauzer 15 points16 points ago

                                                                                      Touche.

                                                                                      [–]lurk-moar 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                      Nope

                                                                                      [–]harrythemay 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                      I just clicked on this subreddit for what I believed was the first time. I have a checked link on there. Whatever I have seen my mind must have blocked it out.

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                                                                                        [–]xiic 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                        /r/spaceclop

                                                                                        The next level.

                                                                                        [–]unrectifiable 62 points63 points ago

                                                                                        Why not

                                                                                        [–]SpaceMantis 55 points56 points ago

                                                                                        Because it's a guy fucking a dolphin

                                                                                        [–]LukGeezy 15 points16 points ago

                                                                                        Its smiling! ahaha

                                                                                        [–]reiverbell 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                        I was barely 4 pages in! goddamnit....see you all tomorrow.

                                                                                        [–]JediMasterSam 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                        To /r/aww i go. Wait noooo. Noooo!

                                                                                        [–]10lickstillfreedom 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                        Didn't even have the decency to blur the dolphins face. selfish

                                                                                        [–]JohnnieHempseed 18 points19 points ago

                                                                                        Some weirdo actually wrote a book about having sex with dolphins called "Wet Goddess." http://gawker.com/5843358/

                                                                                        [–]Ericb25 39 points40 points ago

                                                                                        Some awesome guy

                                                                                        Ftfy

                                                                                        [–]Bazil1 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                        My gods,you can actually get the book from Barnes and Noble

                                                                                        [–]klonesy 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                        He went to my school. (New College of Florida)

                                                                                        [–]basilect 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                        That guy was so creepy at the 50th anniversary

                                                                                        [–]n0surv1v0rs 43 points44 points ago

                                                                                        His girlfriend was really weird... made all these high pitched noises.

                                                                                        [–]shutup_shinji 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                        Amazing swimmer, though

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                                                                                              [–]Beegee7730 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                              Seems fishy to me.

                                                                                              [–]dpmad 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                              No porpoise for this kind of imagery.

                                                                                              [–]watuphoss 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                              Fucking finally. I've heard about this for years, now I've seen it.

                                                                                              [–]dirufa 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                              Can't unsee. Fucking internet.

                                                                                              [–]MacNamedDre 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                              the revenge of hank hill.

                                                                                              [–]Neil_Armschlong 28 points29 points ago

                                                                                              Unfortunately relevant

                                                                                              Don't ask where I got this.

                                                                                              EDIT: You people don't listen.

                                                                                              [–]goaless 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                              Where the hell did you get this..

                                                                                              [–]dreams2reality 17 points18 points ago

                                                                                              There are very few things that disgust me on the Internet these days but this , this shit right here. http://i.imgur.com/EC0Ug.gif

                                                                                              [–]superluigi64ful 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                              where did you get it?

                                                                                              [–]homerjsimpson4 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                              Dolphin getting a blowjob, now I've seen everything...

                                                                                              [–]woopdeedoodoo 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                              I hate you.

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                                                                                                [–]SophieLouiseL 54 points55 points ago

                                                                                                NSFW tag.

                                                                                                [–]rick_flair_chop 84 points85 points ago

                                                                                                what if you work at an aquarium?

                                                                                                [–]JAV0K 14 points15 points ago

                                                                                                Call the authorities tag.

                                                                                                [–]erikgil 34 points35 points ago

                                                                                                It's ok to snog the tenants?

                                                                                                What kind of aquarium do you work at exactly?

                                                                                                [–]Jayduhb 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                                I thought snog meant kiss?

                                                                                                [–]erikgil 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                Could be. Over the proverbial hill myself but who knows with these kids today.

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                                                                                                  [–]The1WhoKares 32 points33 points ago

                                                                                                  http://oi51.tinypic.com/28qw3e1.jpg

                                                                                                  [–]Ashers132 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                  Reminds me of the first thing I ever saw on the web that made me think "there's some strange stuff on here" the now defunct www.dolphinsex.org Little did I know this was the tip of the iceberg! Oh younger me, you naive thing.

                                                                                                  [–]spartacus0047 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                  somewhat relevant

                                                                                                  [–]internettheRAPISTphd 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                                  i feel sad on the inside. :(

                                                                                                  [–]Runcle 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                                  Watertight

                                                                                                  [–]UraharaZR 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                                  Who can tell who enjoys this more?

                                                                                                  [–]udderjuice 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                  Well, I've reached my limit of internet for the day...

                                                                                                  [–]nihilite 24 points25 points ago

                                                                                                  you'll be back.

                                                                                                  [–]krylonkoopa 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                  to fap

                                                                                                  [–]Cenfre 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                                  Too late. Already did.

                                                                                                  [–]Falmarri 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                  You'll all be back

                                                                                                  [–]Pocketcheeze 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                                  As a dolphin, I can confirm this happens more than you think.

                                                                                                  [–]droctopu5 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                  What is their dolphin-safe word?

                                                                                                  [–]General-ColinBile 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                  In his defense its a mammal.

                                                                                                  [–]BlasphemyAway 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                                  But its only 11:42 AM :/

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