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this just came up on my newsfeed.... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]4869141231392 69 points70 points ago

How would that even work if the poop tube is smaller than the shape design?

[–]Arcturus_Valerian 24 points25 points ago

magic..

[–]firecrotch59 26 points27 points ago

Black magic...

[–]FuckTheCharacterLimi 117 points118 points ago

Brown magic...

[–]TheUnknownDouble-O 6 points7 points ago

Hey Cap you know I'm cool, but I take no responsibilities for these white devils.

[–]AaronM09 -1 points0 points ago

Up vote for hilarious user nam

[–]Lexecutioner 0 points1 point ago

More upvotes for this guy for setting up FuckTheCharacterLimi's joke.

[–]UraharaZR 2 points3 points ago

Cracked magic.

[–]lookcloserlenny 47 points48 points ago

It wouldn't, hence why its part of a joke and not a real thing.

[–]squrs 1 point2 points ago

you just put it up your kids ass and they shit with it in duh -_-

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[–]joedago 12 points13 points ago

Except for the fact that is has been reposted many times, pointed out to be fake everytime, and doesn't exist for sale anywhere on the internet.....

[–]naked_guy_says 3 points4 points ago

Then gut busting laughter?

[–]laurkray 1 point2 points ago

What kind of parent would encourage their kid to put foreign objects into their anus? I call bullshit.

[–]Coldbread 0 points1 point ago

Perhaps Pedobear adopted a child?

[–]Biased_God 4 points5 points ago

The Fahrtz Poop Tube?

[–]suckstoyourassmar8 1 point2 points ago

Your poop doesn't expand?

[–]4869141231392 4 points5 points ago

Not like shaving cream.

[–]bhaku 2 points3 points ago

Oh, haha, you thought the tube-side went in?

[–]CallMeAnEngineer 0 points1 point ago

I came 'ere to say the exact same thing.

[–]LuckiestBadLuckBabe -3 points-2 points ago

It might work if you fed your kids Taco Bell for lunch...of course would be more like a water gun, but instead of water it would shoot out diarrhea in fun shapes...

[–]bradygilg 4 points5 points ago

What kind of weak asses do you guys have that can't handle simple Taco Bell food?

[–]reddit_god 2 points3 points ago

There are a lot of people on this site that should see a doctor immediately.

[–]Ommec -3 points-2 points ago

Myyyy daaaad saaaaid IIII cooouullldd seeeellll thheeeee pooooop tuuuube.

[–]ikick 44 points45 points ago

they try to make everything so easy, back in a days kids would first poop and then mold stars and hearts themselves

[–]MeniteTom 28 points29 points ago

Baby's First Buttplug?

[–]FliaTia 4 points5 points ago

Teaching children about anal masturbation before they even know what sex is...

[–]saevus1 24 points25 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/MawfI.png so it's true...

[–]OldCrankyBastard 2 points3 points ago

Must be on a pure oatmeal diet?

[–]Benderillo 8 points9 points ago

what

[–]Sma11ey 6 points7 points ago

Ages 3+? Hell, if it was real I'd use it.

[–]Garanik 13 points14 points ago

IRRC, this is from an old Photoshop Phriday thread on Something Awful.

[–]correctsrightposts 0 points1 point ago

You do.

[–]Alatariem 16 points17 points ago

Hearts, stars and horseshoes. clovers and and blue moons, pots of golden rainbows, and the red balloons!

[–]Giftedkitty64 2 points3 points ago

Correction: Hearts, stars, and horseshoes, clovers, and blue moons, hourglasses, rainbows, and tasty red balloons!

[–]Alatariem 0 points1 point ago

Thank you, I was going completely off of my shitty memory and couldn't remember it exactly.

[–]Giftedkitty64 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha, you're quite welcome. :)

[–]OldCrankyBastard 4 points5 points ago

Two girls, a tube and a stencil.

[–]de_nots0 16 points17 points ago

I dunno if I wanna shove something up my kids ass so they can poop fun shapes

[–]jwh-666 19 points20 points ago

yeah, you should definitely mull that one over.

[–]is45toooldforreddit 5 points6 points ago

I didn't, until you made it sound so appealing. Now I'm trying to find them :-)

[–]StickyBunz1 13 points14 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
Poopy Time :) 24coms 106pts 3mos WTF
Making Bathroom Time Fun Again 21coms 12pts 4mos WTF
It's about to get Poopy! 5coms 15pts 1yr funny
Poopy time! (x-post from r/funny) 1com -5pts 1mo WTF
Why can't I think of things like this? 8coms 44pts 1mo funny
Poopy-Time! 8coms 6pts 1mo funny
Let's poop fun shapes! 4coms 11pts 2mos WTF
"It's about to get Poopy!" 14coms 18pts 7mos pics
I've seen many weird toys, but this is by far the weirdest. 1com 2pts 1mo WTF
So I typed poopy party into Google image search... 9coms 29pts 1mo WTF
got this in my email today 6coms 10pts 3mos funny
WTF? No, Seriously...I'm Asking You, WTF? 18coms 77pts 3mos WTF
Shaping the fabric of this country. 3coms 4pts 1mo WTF
Definitely something I need. 16coms 73pts 6mos WTF
poop shapes. now for kids! 13coms 15pts 11mos WTF
It's about to get poopy 5coms 14pts 9mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]lightatenear 2 points3 points ago

Man, I would love to see the inventor get grilled on Shark Tank.

[–]FluffyToasty 6 points7 points ago

OMFG! I was laying in bed last night thinking about how to design something like this for me! I was thinking about just ramming a small cookie cutter up there, but I new that wouldn't fly, but this! this could work! IM IN.

[–]AkashicTapedeck 4 points5 points ago

Soooooo do these come in adult sizes or what?

[–]nmcy 1 point2 points ago

I shit like a star.

[–]ShadyOperation 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of this: SNL - Litter Critters

[–]stayinbed 1 point2 points ago

I made a whistle!

[–]Darkoth 1 point2 points ago

This will be sure to keep your child in the anal stage of development!

[–]xaoq 2 points3 points ago

My dinosaur was laughing really hard when he saw it for the first time

[–]prettythick 0 points1 point ago

This could be a new wave for scat porn.

[–]HetfieldJ 0 points1 point ago

Life is so great when you have a dirty mind.

[–]gustavo_balls 0 points1 point ago

"Make bathroom time fun again"

When did it become boring?

[–]bassplaya13 0 points1 point ago

I would get it confused for a vuvuzeela.

[–]sinje 0 points1 point ago

hearts, stars, and diamonds, clovers and blue moons!

[–]sookie_cookie78 0 points1 point ago

HEH I WOULD NOT BUY IT! HEH HEH! my friend: liar me:shit >_____<

[–]icepenguin21 0 points1 point ago

Teaching kids anal at age 2....

[–]darkshadowofxdeath 1 point2 points ago

When you see it, you'll shit stars...

[–]otto831 0 points1 point ago

Soooooo do these come in adult sizes or what.

[–]nessface 0 points1 point ago

My friend and I just conceived this exact same idea for a joke product this weekend after having been drunk and picking up a tube on the kitchen table. Ours was to be called "Pewp Shapez" and we drew a bunch of controversial shapez to be in the product line. We drew this out on lined paper while binge drinking. Go on reddit sober on Sunday, find confirmation that no idea is unique.

[–]thephrygiancap 0 points1 point ago

ugh...wrong on so many levels.

[–]gravrok 0 points1 point ago

What the actual fuck...

[–]Hannah_Corinne 0 points1 point ago

Is there a brick shaped one?

[–]Edwolf31 0 points1 point ago

Junior buttplug?

[–]nokstar 0 points1 point ago

I'm partial to the poop tube.

[–]Gjeesterphlunnie 0 points1 point ago

Why must this continue to be posted?

[–]unclefrenchie 0 points1 point ago

New from Cinco Toys.

[–]mikupgirl 0 points1 point ago

WHAT THE ACTUAL...

[–]Hodd 0 points1 point ago

Pretty old photo, but I still get a kick out of it.

[–]its_kevin -3 points-2 points ago

Yes by all means teach 3 year old to play with his poo.

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[–]its_kevin 0 points1 point ago

Sorry I was kidding. I guess I thought that would be obvious.

[–]Sammikins -1 points0 points ago

Im trying to figure out why no one has brought up the fact that you'd have to shove it up the kids ass for it to work. How traumatizing would that be!?

[–]Lefty07 -1 points0 points ago

is that an anal plug?

[–]AkiraChi -1 points0 points ago

'Merica

[–]KimKiKi -1 points0 points ago

Omg that's just discusting "/

[–]Airazz -3 points-2 points ago

Captain Obvious shall assist you!

I doubt there's anyone in the developed world who haven't seen this yet.

[–]HeroDiesFirst -4 points-3 points ago

It's about to get poopy? Really? That is the laziest and worst tagline I could have ever thought up for this product.

[–]druek -3 points-2 points ago

It's an extrusion technique, folks.

[–]Flyinglol -4 points-3 points ago

Repost

[–]TheFundleBunny -3 points-2 points ago

You bet your ass it's about to get poopy.

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