this post was submitted on
1,208 points (54% like it)
8,111 up votes 6,903 down votes

WTF

subscribe1,971,302 readers

7,136 users here now

New Rules:

  • No screenshots (e.g. Facebook, Youtube)
  • No memes (or posters)
  • No rage comics
  • No politics / posts with political implications - Includes Activism, Call for public outcry etc.
  • No re-hosted web comics
  • No begging for upvotes
  • No links to reddit
  • Personal information is not allowed and will be removed, repeat offenders banned
  • Links to facebook are not allowed
  • NSFW posts must be tagged or will be removed.
  • Gore and Porn are not by default WTF, consider posting the more extreme stuff to /r/spacedicks

All (& only) things that make you say WTF. The moderators of /r/WTF reserve the right to moderate posts for not being WTF and would be more appropriate in more relevant subreddits.


Thanks to licenseplate for the excellent logo & thanks to humansmartbomb for the previous logo


Please DO NOT post personal information

Such posts or comments will be removed and offenders may be banned. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


Shout Outs:

/r/weird

/r/creepy

/r/creepy_gif

/r/offbeat

/r/WTFart

/r/NSFW_WTF

/r/sfw_wtf

/r/BugWars

/r/awesome

/r/toosoon

New: /r/mildlyinteresting

New: /r/FanTheories

New: /r/tifu


Exceptions to the rules can be granted by the moderators; The moderators of /r/WTF reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 90 comments

[–]Doctor_Wut 64 points65 points ago

And now he can't masturbate.

[–]Chaiking 43 points44 points ago

Now he doesn't need to.

[–]ralphthellama 21 points22 points ago

Apparently their penises averaged 12 feet long.

[–]cyanonyx117 10 points11 points ago

Those eyes...

[–]Narroo 0 points1 point ago

Someone was having too much fun there.

[–]krootasaurusrex 0 points1 point ago

Can't hold hands, but makes good eye contact.

[–]cthulhubert 4 points5 points ago

Huh. I had always thought that dinosaurs had cloaca.

[–]ComradeClassen 6 points7 points ago

Jurassic Porn 2: DinoStyle

[–]pasinduthegreat 2 points3 points ago

I think reddit broke the comments section of that article.

[–]knutolee 2 points3 points ago

i have a boner right now. not sure if this is weird or not.

[–]NICE_GUY_CUMS_BLOOD 8 points9 points ago

I don't think that's the frrrRAEAAARRRRR RAWWRRR AARREERROOOAOAAARRRRRRRRRR

[–]Aerri 1 point2 points ago

69 up votes.. fitting..

[–]ZombieFaceXP -3 points-2 points ago

Wut?

[–]Doctor_Wut 34 points35 points ago

It is known that the Tyrannosaurus-Rex has tiny arms and certainly cannot reach below the belt. Trust me I'm a doctor.

[–]monkeylard 7 points8 points ago

And then, a legend was born on this very thread!

[–]Chrome_Sponge 3 points4 points ago

This better become a novelty account. It could get popular.

[–]Amune 11 points12 points ago

Where can I get those pills?

[–]liverpoop 13 points14 points ago

Holy old internet photo batman.

[–]knighmare 11 points12 points ago

Belongs in funny

[–]Naphine 19 points20 points ago

"Hey, are you in THE JURASSIC PERIOD because there are vulnerable brachiosauruses waiting to be viciously devoured in your area tonight!"

[–]Midnight_Skye 2 points3 points ago

I see what you did there.

[–]lime3 12 points13 points ago

This picture is only as old as the internet itself...

[–]sleepybrick 9 points10 points ago

older.

[–]cookiebox123 4 points5 points ago

Before /r/wtf really took off it actually had some fucked up shit... now I just think to myself, I guess that's kinda weird

[–]MoederPoeder 46 points47 points ago

Not /r/WTF worthy, still funny though

[–]KingEgghead 16 points17 points ago

agreed. if anything maybe r/funny, but definitely not /r/WTF

[–]cokefriend 10 points11 points ago

Oh god.. I only upvoted because I thought this was an /r/funny post.

[–]Mazgelis626 3 points4 points ago

Hahaha, oh man OP, that's good, that's funny

Downvote

Report

[–]Neckwrecker -3 points-2 points ago

"But how he turn into a dinosaur?!"

[–]JoeScotterpuss 0 points1 point ago

Science. Yes you too can own these marvelous pills for one small payment of "All your earthly belongings" made out to JoeScotterpuss. You won't need them anyway now that you're a goddamn T-Rex.

[–]xmikaelmox 0 points1 point ago

evolution

[–]CtrlC_plus_CtrlV 26 points27 points ago

T-rexes might be impressive the night before but they are all assholes and leave before you wake up in the morning. They try to creep out but they just end up breaking all your shit on the way to the door. They can't turn the knob and won't even wait for you to wake up so they just bust through like its no big deal at all. And forget about them calling ever again. Sure they say its because their little hands can't reach but really, is it too hard to get a friend to dial and hold the phone?

Worst night ever.

[–]White_Luigi 43 points44 points ago

Aren't you the guy who copies and pastes top comments from reposts with no remorse?

[–]5panks 17 points18 points ago

Yes... yes he is.

[–]Keranth 10 points11 points ago

[–]mortodestructo 11 points12 points ago

No, that's Trapped_In_Reddit.

[–]StezzerLolz 2 points3 points ago

It's hard to beat good satire...

[–]TheCakeFlavor 1 point2 points ago

He's a bot that does the same thing.

[–]thegreatwhitemenace -1 points0 points ago

at least Trapped_In_Reddit had style...

[–]Cheap_Ass_Sunglasses 2 points3 points ago

Aren't you the bot...

[–]genericusername98 5 points6 points ago

Wait, did you copy/paste this? If so, I've got to know why anyone was ever typing in this context!

[–]beanielove 3 points4 points ago

You're amazing. Be my friend and I'll share my cookies with you.

[–]themikeysteve 4 points5 points ago

No, don't listen to him, I'll share my babies with you!

[–]T-Rex_loves_Kegs 1 point2 points ago

I'm so sorry......I was just in a rush to go to work, and my phone contract was up. I didn't mean to leave you in such distress.

[–]hedeman 0 points1 point ago

I don't understand this!

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–]poizan42 9 points10 points ago

... have you seen his username? I think it's kinda the point... If he can get that much karma just by copying stuff and telling people that's what he do, then he definitely deserves that karma. In other words: don't shoot the messenger.

[–]CubicleView 1 point2 points ago

Just rough him up a bit instead.

[–]nontoxyc 1 point2 points ago

16,661 comment karma

redditor for 6 days

He knows his audience.

[–]EnemyScoot 2 points3 points ago

I like to think of his karma count as an idiot counter.

[–]muffinmonk 0 points1 point ago

I'M JUST A MESSENGER! THIS IS MADNESS!

[–]Azza4224 0 points1 point ago

i....love....you.

[–]Barimbino 0 points1 point ago

Plus they will probably eat your dog.

[–]wellthatdoesit 0 points1 point ago

And anyway, you know what they say about guys with short arms...

[–]Broteezy 0 points1 point ago

Either you've got a big ass house or you found a really small T-Rex.

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–]Goldmine44 1 point2 points ago

A++++ WOULD BUY AGRRREARRRAARAARARARRR!!!!

[–]RaizaMane 1 point2 points ago

"When I was young, I always wanted to be a dinosaur!"

"Dad you can't be a dinosaur, it's impossi--"

"WRONG!"

[–]Gamerhead 1 point2 points ago

Thought the woman was saying "I'm fucking a T-Rex!"

[–]minorsecond[!] 1 point2 points ago

He must have done Starting Strength.

[–]karie7097 1 point2 points ago

I like to think of his karma count as an idiot counter.

[–]Swooshing 1 point2 points ago

Was your first reaction to this really "what the fuck"? This is clearly a fucking joke. Stop posting this shit here.

[–]truebouta 2 points3 points ago

I was also shocked to see you repost my post into a different reddit and get the credit..

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/x8d2t/im_a_fucking_trex/

[–]bigshum 1 point2 points ago

Awww diddums.

[–]Harold_Grundelson 0 points1 point ago

Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark...

[–]herpty_derpty 0 points1 point ago

"I used to be a nobody. Then I became a dinosaur! Now I get laid like it's going out of style!"

[–]blue_sandhill 0 points1 point ago

Yeah...with a possible 12ft long penis I don't think its likely that hes getting any action.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

yummy

[–]cpnHindsight 0 points1 point ago

He's a goddamn SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS.

[–]PoisonMind 0 points1 point ago

Just like me!

[–]Chren 0 points1 point ago

goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus

[–]DCBizzle 0 points1 point ago

This is old.

[–]tekjoe 0 points1 point ago

I'll just leave this here. Tammy and the T-Rex

[–]Narroo 0 points1 point ago

Wow, that movie looks terrible!

[–]Dachshuuund 0 points1 point ago

I love when pictures I've had saved on my hard drive for years pop up like this. I might bring back a few oldies but goodies lol.

[–]Fullyscared 0 points1 point ago

I would love to see that woman take on a T-Rex dick.

[–]Numb_skull 0 points1 point ago

Open the door, Get down on the floor...

[–]badger_the 0 points1 point ago

It'll turn you into a goddamn sexual tyranosaur!

[–]hom3lesshom3boy 0 points1 point ago

anyone else notice the woman's middle finger is shorter than the rest?

[–]Xurandor 0 points1 point ago

If you are laughing while you say wtf, then this is not the place.

[–]TChuff 0 points1 point ago

All joking aside, he didn't look bad in the before photo.

[–]zom_bejeesus 0 points1 point ago

Fuck yeah starting strenght,

T-rex mode activated

[–]hipnosister 0 points1 point ago

Are you telling me I could have posted this picture months ago and got karma? Nnooooooooooooooooooooooo. /s

[–]Narroo 0 points1 point ago

I would use this!

[–]skyclown 0 points1 point ago

Oh please x/post this to /r/evedreddit

[–]KillaPeas -3 points-2 points ago

How long before chick-fill-a comes out against t-rex marriage?

[–]ZombieFaceXP -2 points-1 points ago

I dunno. Let me know when T rex marriage is up on the ballots.