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[–]derperado 31 points32 points ago

You gave enough shit to repost this.

[–]lily_gulmohar 1 point2 points ago

I am going to save everyone some time.

UPS, FED-ex, etc

[–]cwpeters 22 points23 points ago

i agree. everyone should have dressed as morgan freeman

[–]Enviirted[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Imagine him narrating the Olympics. Gold medals, gold medals for everyone.

[–]Dougith 3 points4 points ago

Narrates half of the commercials at least.

[–]BarneyJSimpson -4 points-3 points ago

Ch-yeah. chyeahaha. Ch-yeah he does.

[–]sloppy-jugs 14 points15 points ago

You're part of the problem.

[–]Zafara1 7 points8 points ago

Choo-Choo. All aboard the Karma hate train.

[–]nottooshabbyatall -1 points0 points ago

Why do you exist?

[–]lookcloserlenny 8 points9 points ago

You're... you're asking a bot a question?

[–]Sockpockets 4 points5 points ago

He's asking it the meaning of its life, IT SHALL BE SELF AWARE

[–]tombomberzorz 0 points1 point ago

Asking bots does work sometimes.

[–]Merrimux 2 points3 points ago

I was expecting to come afterwards so I watched the loop a good eight times. That's still less times than I've watched this movie...

[–]Enviirted[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Same ol’ shit, different day.

[–]belarius 2 points3 points ago

Well, dressing our Olympians in prison clothes would help advertise our unrivaled success at jailing our citizens!

We're #1! We're #1!

[–]kookoo831 1 point2 points ago

I upvoted for God.

[–]CrabDubious 0 points1 point ago

Commence the circlejerk hate circlejerk.

[–]Marshmelow6 0 points1 point ago

666 upvotes, hmmm.

[–]enigmatican 0 points1 point ago

People can't keep posting this gif and similar gifs about every single topic they don't care about.

[–]RExOINFERNO 0 points1 point ago

Saved for later use.

[–]White_Ranger33 0 points1 point ago

Frankly, I don't give a damn*.

[–]Elephandt 0 points1 point ago

Best actor ever in the best movie ever. Who cares about the context.

[–]CtrlC_plus_CtrlV -3 points-2 points ago

"If it is so much cheaper there, then why are you here?"

[–]lookcloserlenny 0 points1 point ago

I see .gifs like this all the time and they really bother me since the lips clearly aren't repeating the text. Why not just use a still picture?