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[–]jared97 16 points17 points ago

Regret?

[–]Josephdirte 2 points3 points ago

you beat me to it.

[–]jared97 0 points1 point ago

"Great minds think alike, but some are swifter than others." -jared97

[–]robocop12 2 points3 points ago

-- Abraham Lincoln

[–]DemetriMartin 2 points3 points ago

Pop pop!

-Magnitude

[–]stw33 4 points5 points ago

The lifetime joke that stops being funny after a month

[–]Kryten_2X4B_523P 2 points3 points ago

I just finished getting lambasted for mocking a "joke tattoo" in r/aww.

Seems that people, compelled by the permanence of their horrible decisions to defend said decisions, are pretty fucking fragile.

[–]Morvick 2 points3 points ago

It's a form of cognitive dissonance. To make themselves not feel so bad about a horrible mistake, they exaggerate the gains.

What are you talking about?! This is a GREAT tattoo! And I'll always feel that way.

[–]JonesBee 3 points4 points ago

[–]CalPolySLO 0 points1 point ago

if you guys really think it is a good tattoo, then u better get it.

[–]Banjo_0 -1 points0 points ago

Am I the only one who was expecting admiral Ackbar?

[–]psyfive 1 point2 points ago

...and here I was thinking my tattoo was unique.

[–]wogs94 0 points1 point ago

It's missing the most important word of all, mustache

[–]everflow 0 points1 point ago

With a tattoo like that he is all set up for awesome fun times.

[–]Wheres_Wally 0 points1 point ago

Nope two words: Pop Pop!

[–]Talkgibberish 0 points1 point ago

LOL look how random we are! holds up spork iTS so RAnDom!!!!!

[–]tastethelink 1 point2 points ago

There's only two words for a tattoo of Magnitude: Pop Pop.

[–]stringbean315 0 points1 point ago

"The position has been filled".

[–]SirGreat 1 point2 points ago

I was going to say REXCELLENT

[–]Nerfherder32 -3 points-2 points ago

All it needs is a jet pack, fuck yeah

[–]UnstableErection -3 points-2 points ago

All it needs is Teddy Roosevelt riding the T. Rex while hunting Woolly Mammoths with a missile launcher.

[–]RenoSingapore -5 points-4 points ago

6 words actually, I'm a devil, ridin a dinosaur.
Best. Lyric. Ever.